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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AWESOM-O on July 26, 2014, 07:57:45 PM

Title: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: AWESOM-O on July 26, 2014, 07:57:45 PM
Who is the straightest borean?

Disqualified for obvious reasons: Zephyr, Jinfash, demi, stealthfan
Questionable: PD, nudemac, Drinky, Cowbell, Mupepe (but he's on the poll anyway), Joe, Karakand, BlackMage, T234, Spencer, Jumbo, Exodust, am nintenho, P-Touch, chrono, thisismyusername, Dennis, BlueTsunami, benjipwns. Stoney, Esch
Asexual/monosexual: recursive, Andrex, Father Mike, Mandark, Squiddy
Sistersexual: BrandNew
Cartoon-sexual: Great Rumbler
Patriarchal: etiolate
Other: Broseidon, fistful, headwalk, Momo

Other people are too new for an adequate sample size.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2014, 07:58:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zVYDPRJ.gif)
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 26, 2014, 08:00:19 PM
The Business was in the military;  don't ask don't tell.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 26, 2014, 08:02:34 PM
Mupepe is so straight he only does hand stuff.
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with other dudes
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Triumph is so straight he only does hand stuff.
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with himself
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Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Tasty on July 26, 2014, 08:07:50 PM
WTF is monosexual you ciscum :pacspit
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 26, 2014, 08:09:57 PM
AWESOM-O what boyhood mishap prevented you from adding yourself to the poll?
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Himu on July 26, 2014, 08:11:40 PM
The fresh scent of a mans pheromone enhanced sweat :noah

The smell of his junk :noah

The stubble on his face :noah

That thing guys do when they make their hard cock jump up and down - someday I will know the name of what that is called :noah

A man in a tight fitting shirt :noah

A man with a big butt :noah

Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 08:12:15 PM
married for six years with two kids

ante up bore
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 26, 2014, 08:12:31 PM
reset the poll, I'm voting Himu.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 26, 2014, 08:14:24 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 08:12:15 PM
married for six years with two kids

ante up bore

Sounds like every news story about a republican or minister caught in the back of a car with an otter. 
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 08:18:06 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 26, 2014, 08:14:24 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 08:12:15 PM
married for six years with two kids

ante up bore

Sounds like every news story about a republican or minister caught in the back of a car with an otter.
that's my 20 year anniversary, I still have some time.

Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2014, 08:36:38 PM
I'm hella het, I just don't broadcast it much to help facilitate the birth of a genderless dystopia in the shell of the old world.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Himu on July 26, 2014, 08:38:01 PM
I'm not completely straight. I am bi~
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: headwalk on July 26, 2014, 08:47:26 PM
the business is basically the man john cena pretends to be.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2014, 08:50:44 PM
Quote from: headwalk on July 26, 2014, 08:47:26 PM
the business is basically the man john cena pretends to be.

The Biz has a personality, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Himu on July 26, 2014, 08:51:25 PM
I voted for biz
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Mupepe on July 26, 2014, 09:01:32 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 26, 2014, 08:34:32 PM
Nothing gay about me :yeshrug

I guess I was in a frat that's pretty gay :yeshrug


Also,  Eel O Brien is the straightest member of the bore
yeah I would say eel too. I can't really ever remember him joining in on the gay subtext.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 09:04:15 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2014, 09:01:32 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 26, 2014, 08:34:32 PM
Nothing gay about me :yeshrug

I guess I was in a frat that's pretty gay :yeshrug


Also,  Eel O Brien is the straightest member of the bore
yeah I would say eel too. I can't really ever remember him joining in on the gay subtext.
that's just the deep closet in action
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: headwalk on July 26, 2014, 09:09:35 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 09:04:15 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 26, 2014, 09:01:32 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 26, 2014, 08:34:32 PM
Nothing gay about me :yeshrug

I guess I was in a frat that's pretty gay :yeshrug


Also,  Eel O Brien is the straightest member of the bore
yeah I would say eel too. I can't really ever remember him joining in on the gay subtext.
that's just the deep closet in action

yeah, no way doesn't he have some lonely cowboy moments in his past.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 09:16:50 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 26, 2014, 09:15:54 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 08:12:15 PM
married for six years with two kids

ante up bore

I couldn't vote for the business or you. Y'all like fashion / male appearance too much to take home this award.
male beauty shaming itt
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 09:23:59 PM
i dunno a quick browse of gaygaf makes me question that metric :hitler


and derek rose is great underwear pls understand
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2014, 09:26:14 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 26, 2014, 09:21:48 PM
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they also dont attempt poetry
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FUCK :goty2

Mayakovsky-kun got more action than any of us could ever dream of doe. :ohhh
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 09:27:39 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 26, 2014, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 09:23:59 PM
i dunno a quick browse of gaygaf makes me question that metric :hitler


and derek rose is great underwear pls understand

what other gay things might you be 'quick browsing' (http://i.minus.com/jHy98P2tHz1Cf.png)

besides TheBore.com
vintage men's fitness magazines, locker room selfies, tasteful herb ritts male nudes, you know, just stuff to compare my progress against.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 09:34:12 PM
after much consideration, I had to go with mupepe

daddy :noah
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2014, 09:45:20 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 26, 2014, 09:30:50 PM
my name means poet in hindi

:fbm

:heh

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Trade ya.
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Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 26, 2014, 09:48:42 PM
apparently you guys think I live in the old west :lol

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I wish :(
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Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 26, 2014, 09:49:17 PM
Quote from: Karakand on July 26, 2014, 09:45:20 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 26, 2014, 09:30:50 PM
my name means poet in hindi

:fbm

:heh

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Trade ya.
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Karakand means "Battlefield map" in "not really paying attention"-ese
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: PlayDat on July 26, 2014, 09:51:02 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 26, 2014, 08:11:40 PM
That thing guys do when they make their hard cock jump up and down - someday I will know the name of what that is called :noah

Male Kegels?
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 26, 2014, 09:57:35 PM
Basically, what Esch is saying is you are out of shape and dress like shit and he would like more spicy pms from you.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 26, 2014, 09:57:56 PM
:lol thanks?
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 26, 2014, 09:59:53 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 26, 2014, 09:57:35 PM
Basically, what Esch is saying is you are out of shape and dress like shit

fixt for honesty

i think i buy maybe 3-4 shirts a year
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2014, 10:04:45 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 26, 2014, 09:49:17 PM
Karakand means "Battlefield map" in "not really paying attention"-ese

It means lobster. :shh
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 10:22:02 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 26, 2014, 09:59:53 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 26, 2014, 09:57:35 PM
Basically, what Esch is saying is you are out of shape and dress like shit

fixt for honesty

i think i buy maybe 3-4 shirts a year
i assume they are dsquared2, versace, and valentino
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 26, 2014, 10:38:06 PM
Tee
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 26, 2014, 10:40:55 PM
so one of these?

(http://image.rakuten.co.jp/worldstyle/cabinet/03705272/img60526912.jpg?_ex=128x128)
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 26, 2014, 11:29:39 PM
is this another mandark diss attempt? come on, bro. not a good look
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 26, 2014, 11:30:57 PM
also i have a great ass   :mouf :patel
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: thisismyusername on July 26, 2014, 11:55:12 PM
Quote from: Esch on July 26, 2014, 10:11:00 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 26, 2014, 09:57:56 PM
:lol thanks?

You won the big one! You should receive a care package from the GOP consisting of a .45 , a box of ribbed Magnums, a jock strap, and 30 rack of Stag in 3-5 business days.

:drool My kind of care-package.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Momo on July 27, 2014, 01:24:34 AM
I'm like super un-gay except for my twice a week habbit of rolling around the floor with sweaty men :hitler
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: toku on July 27, 2014, 01:56:56 AM
So you're white?
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 27, 2014, 02:41:06 AM
I win because straight = taking cock for me and we all know how much the bore loves cock.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Momo on July 27, 2014, 02:44:52 AM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 27, 2014, 02:34:53 AM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 26, 2014, 11:29:39 PM
is this another mandark diss attempt? come on, bro. not a good look

that's nothing.  Dennis just got here last week and he's on there, I've been here six years on no mention at all.

these microaggressions, man :(
I'm somehow new, I feel you :'(

While the slight against you is much bigger in this instance though :hitler
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Kara on July 27, 2014, 03:06:10 AM
Quote from: Momo on July 27, 2014, 01:24:34 AM
I'm like super un-gay except for my twice a week habbit of rolling around the floor with sweaty men :hitler

So many crypto-hets here.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Squiddy on July 27, 2014, 03:49:13 AM
I take great offense at being called a monosexual even if it's true though.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 27, 2014, 05:49:21 AM
Proud to be DQ'd
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: StealthFan on July 27, 2014, 06:27:43 AM
I'd be offended by Puddles' dumb shit but he got molested by his father. That's the ultimate L :noah
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Your Stalker on July 27, 2014, 06:51:57 AM
that's messed up
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Squiddy on July 27, 2014, 07:00:50 AM
Let me know if you need someone to talk to Puddles, I'm always here for you, mate.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 27, 2014, 08:34:03 AM
Eel is the straightest active Bore member.

Of all time, I'd say it would be a three way tie between Smooth Grove, Eel, and Fragamemnon.  SG likes talking about BBCs but you never got the impression he wanted to put any in his mouth or ass.  Frag seems like he just wouldn't want to devote the time or energy to such pursuits.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: headwalk on July 27, 2014, 08:46:09 AM
Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on July 27, 2014, 08:34:03 AM
Eel is the straightest active Bore member.

Of all time, I'd say it would be a three way tie between Smooth Grove, Eel, and Fragamemnon.  SG likes talking about BBCs but you never got the impression he wanted to put any in his mouth or ass.  Frag seems like he just wouldn't want to devote the time or energy to such pursuits.

i have it on good authority that frag has a powdered wig, frock coat and breeches which he wears exclusively for marathon europa universalis sessions.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: lennedsay on July 27, 2014, 09:18:46 AM
Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 27, 2014, 02:41:54 AM
Lennedsay is straight as hell, too.

I don't know. I used to hang out at a lesbian bar where I spent most of my time convincing people I was straight. And I have a lot of gay friends. And I post on the bore.

I would've probably been a lesbian if they didn't always have so much damn drama.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 27, 2014, 09:49:54 AM
Quote from: lennedsay on July 27, 2014, 09:18:46 AM
I would've probably been a lesbian if they didn't always have so much damn drama.

ya me too.
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: demi on July 27, 2014, 10:15:25 AM
Tiesto the one true BBW slayer. :rejoice

I choose him
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: MCD on July 27, 2014, 01:57:05 PM
do virgins count as straight?
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 27, 2014, 04:05:00 PM
most of my non-Bore Seattle friends are either gay or female.

i like having gay friends because it finally lets me be the one doing the "friendzone"'ing :lawd
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Beezy on July 27, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 27, 2014, 04:05:00 PM
i like having gay friends because it finally lets me be the one doing the "friendzone"'ing :lawd
:dead
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: etiolate on July 27, 2014, 06:16:06 PM
this is the only place I hang where I feel like the straightest guy in the room
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 27, 2014, 06:21:24 PM
Quote from: etiolate on July 27, 2014, 06:16:06 PM
this is the only place I hang where I feel like the straightest guy in the room

You mean it doesn't curve at all?
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: chronovore on July 27, 2014, 07:46:02 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 26, 2014, 09:48:42 PM
apparently you guys think I live in the old west :lol

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I wish :(
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Isn't this you?

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Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: brawndolicious on July 27, 2014, 10:16:13 PM
PL seems too modern, The biz is way too metro, Bebpo isn't western enough to fit my idea of straightness, and G has worn lady underwear.

So you have have dcharlie, triumph, and mupepe and I know the first two have pouted about lack of sex life so the winner of that list kind of defaults to mupepe. But I feel like he may have had adventurous shenanigans that skirt the line between steers and queers so writing in Stony Mason or Eel might be a better choice. I could never imagine them giving a passion-filled blowjob.

My question is why was I disqualified?
Title: Re: Straightest Bore Member?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 27, 2014, 10:18:58 PM
Because of who you could image giving a passion filled blowjob?