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Title: Me appreciation thread
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2014, 02:40:02 AM
i appreciate myself a lot. i can enrich my appreciation of myself via the medium of this thread, and so this will be a great thread b/c its content, viz. my appreciating myself, is inherently valuable and great. if other people were to appreciate me that would be cool too but completely unnecessary b/c my own appreciation is all that really matters tbqh.

if otoh other people were to depreciate me that also wouldn't matter b/c it would be completely and utterly nullified and then some by the awesome power of my self-appreciation. other than it would help with taxes which is sweet.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on August 05, 2014, 02:47:17 AM
Best threads on the Bore :bow
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: toku on August 05, 2014, 02:53:49 AM
I need to appreciate myself more.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 05, 2014, 03:01:01 AM
I prefer 98, 2000, and XP personally.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Kara on August 05, 2014, 03:08:48 AM
Straight-line depreciation. :noah
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Momo on August 05, 2014, 04:04:33 AM
recursively calls himself, recursively
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Positive Touch on August 05, 2014, 05:19:09 AM
:bow self-aware artificial intelligence :bow2
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Squiddy on August 05, 2014, 09:28:29 AM
I also appreciate myself.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: king of the internet on August 05, 2014, 09:28:54 AM
Can we start doing depreciation threads next?
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2014, 12:06:28 PM
Imagine a conversation between recursivelyenumerable, Karakand, and Opiate
:lawd
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Kara on August 05, 2014, 12:10:42 PM
Can we start doing depreciation threads next?

GAAP and IFRS only?
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 05, 2014, 12:22:06 PM
Jesus dude, just jerk it to the mirror already.  Its how I resist the constant urge to make self appreciating threads.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2014, 12:22:18 PM
Imagine a conversation between recursivelyenumerable, Karakand, and Opiate
:lawd

Why imagine when a quick visit to the special school district will bring it to life?

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/troll.png)

Opiate: According to my calculations BBQ is overrated by a factor of 67%
Karakand: Indubitably
recursivelyenumerable: You know what else is overrated by a factor of 67%? Probably something we have yet to discover.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2014, 12:47:00 PM
recursively calls himself, recursively

soooo good
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Squiddy on August 05, 2014, 01:21:47 PM
Jesus dude, just jerk it to the mirror already.  Its how I resist the constant urge to make self appreciating threads.

Like this post if you've ever done this. 
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: nudemacusers on August 05, 2014, 01:25:39 PM
Can we start doing depreciation threads next?

GAAP and IFRS only?
dat gaap appreciation thread?
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Kara on August 05, 2014, 03:41:33 PM
:dead
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2014, 03:53:46 PM
:dead

That conversation would be set in a Taco Bell line btw.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Kara on August 05, 2014, 04:01:53 PM
Naturally, what is a philosophical discussion without an agora in which to hold it? A salon? :yuck
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2014, 04:20:34 PM
Wrath: what the fuck are you guys gonna order?
Esch: I got that quesarito so you wouldn't have to go through that. Gave me the runs...
Wrath: it's too much food, too big imo
PD: It's not that big :hitler
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Kara on August 05, 2014, 04:34:51 PM
I'd just swear every two words, Esch would recite Jay Z lyrics, and PD would find a way to bring BBC talk into the mix.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42081.msg1902639#msg1902639
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on August 06, 2014, 01:06:28 PM
Write message board fan fiction, brehs

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I've done it too :shh
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Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 06, 2014, 04:35:54 PM
Wouldn't Oscar be more likely to throw Andrex out of the train?

Oscar is a parent, he would never harm a child.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on August 06, 2014, 05:59:12 PM
I don't. My advocations for Android rarely include references to customization.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Rufus on August 06, 2014, 06:02:40 PM
They would at a mere hint of contention. :comeon
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Kara on August 06, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
I don't. My advocations for Android rarely include references to customization.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artistic_license
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on August 06, 2014, 10:36:38 PM
I usually need a good jumping off point, because anyone arguing against Android obviously has a few things wrong with their worldview and/or misconceptions about the OS itself.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: chronovore on August 06, 2014, 10:56:37 PM
Recursivelynumerable, please make another thread appreciating yourself, and then link to it here.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 07, 2014, 01:14:36 AM
Nah, I think the last few posts by Andrex do a fine job of helping people further appreciate me by comparison.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2014, 01:17:38 AM
:lol

:maf
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2014, 01:41:54 AM
I don't have to refute something so obviously untrue.
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Momo on August 07, 2014, 01:46:44 AM
Recursivelynumerable, please make another thread appreciating yourself, and then link to it here.
Nah he should just link to this thread in the OP then when people click it they end up in the same place, yet with some work done to get there
Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 07, 2014, 01:52:33 AM
You are just old and behind the times in your preconceptions of what is important. In the not too distant future full-fidelity omnisensory VR will render meatspace sex a quaint anachronism, and indeed even deep meaningful relationships will mostly be conducted asynchronously with cloud-based AI "ghosts" of previous relationships aka "loveatars". It will be a paradise of universal erotic and emotional fulfillment, welcoming for all ...

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... except those on platforms incompatible with the necessary apps.
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windows  :'(
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Title: Re: Me appreciation thread
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2014, 02:29:28 AM
deep meaningful relationships will mostly be conducted asynchronously with cloud-based AI "ghosts" of previous relationships aka "loveatars".

I was in my personal email tonight and couldn't resist reading the last message I got from my lovestar. :fbm

Even though this was an episode of Black Mirror, where can I sign up?