Write message board fan fiction, brehs
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I've done it too :shh
You are just old and behind the times in your preconceptions of what is important. In the not too distant future full-fidelity omnisensory VR will render meatspace sex a quaint anachronism, and indeed even deep meaningful relationships will mostly be conducted asynchronously with cloud-based AI "ghosts" of previous relationships aka "loveatars". It will be a paradise of universal erotic and emotional fulfillment, welcoming for all ...
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... except those on platforms incompatible with the necessary apps.
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windows :'(