THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 12, 2014, 12:53:07 PM

Title: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 12, 2014, 12:53:07 PM
...she thought it was hilarious and says she wants to join. :neogaf

- She thought everyone trolling each other was hilarious.
- She appreciates the high level of drama. "I read The Bump, and those bitches are crazy, but even they don't believe in ghosts."
- She could NOT stop laughing at the Coli smileys, I mean she was literally doubled over at :ufup and :yeshrug

She says we need a Breezy smiley so I went ahead and made it for her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUOY3MKpD30

(http://i.imgur.com/3YRh7e5.png)

(I doubt she will actually join, but her reaction to discovering The Bore was ... not at all what I would have expected.)
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2014, 12:54:22 PM
:bow sounds like she'd fit in!
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 12, 2014, 12:59:08 PM
Bebpo, take note. This is the kind of person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 12, 2014, 01:00:20 PM
 :lol

I tell my wife about the drama and she loves to hear about it, but has no interest in joining
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: demi on August 12, 2014, 01:05:08 PM
:noooo
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 12, 2014, 01:06:21 PM
At least it didn't end up this way.

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2c053t/i_32f_just_discovered_my_husband_34_of_six_years/
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2cpgy4/update_i_32f_just_discovered_my_husband_34_of_six/
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2014, 01:06:58 PM
I cannot get over this line:

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- She appreciates the high level of drama. "I read The Bump, and those bitches are crazy, but even they don't believe in ghosts."

It's just too much. :lol
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Squiddy on August 12, 2014, 01:07:13 PM
What does she think about me being cyber-bullied?  :'(
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2014, 01:09:02 PM
At least it didn't end up this way.

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2c053t/i_32f_just_discovered_my_husband_34_of_six_years/
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2cpgy4/update_i_32f_just_discovered_my_husband_34_of_six/

Oh my god, thank you so much for this. :deadpos Definitely reading during lunch break
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2014, 01:17:00 PM
:lol She sounda amzing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Momo on August 12, 2014, 01:18:55 PM
I remember one ex fucking around on my computer and when she sat there quietly for like 3 hours I kinda wanted to know what was going on, turned out she was trolling everyone on everything while being logged in as me, I was like  :beli :neogaf






your wife sounds amazing
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: demi on August 12, 2014, 01:19:13 PM
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 12, 2014, 01:20:39 PM
:lol She sounds amazing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.

No it's not
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2014, 01:21:45 PM
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd

:leon Good point.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2014, 01:29:01 PM
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd

The Lan and Devo beef was pretty good while it lasted.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Brehvolution on August 12, 2014, 01:29:41 PM
My wife found The bore on my phone a couple years ago. Top thread was Kosma's "Just fucked fake boobs girl" thread.  :-\
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Mupepe on August 12, 2014, 01:34:37 PM
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd
clothes usually slip off during catfights :drool
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: bork on August 12, 2014, 01:46:15 PM
Coincidentally, my wife wants to check this place out after glancing at the Bebpo drama.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2014, 02:05:48 PM
:lol She sounda amzing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.

Someone slap this fool.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Kara on August 12, 2014, 02:11:23 PM
"Even they don't believe in ghosts," is the Bore's, "But animals love him."

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Someone once used that one to defend me. :neogaf
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Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2014, 02:17:25 PM
:lol She sounda amzing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.

Someone slap this fool.

We have like two girl regulars including yourself :gurl
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2014, 02:18:29 PM
We have multiple. Probably five.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Diunx on August 12, 2014, 02:21:10 PM
Worlds colliding.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2014, 02:23:26 PM
We have multiple. Probably five.

Regulars? Whom?
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 12, 2014, 02:26:13 PM
Len, Devo, Raban, QoI, PD
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2014, 02:27:02 PM
Speedstats too.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Momo on August 12, 2014, 02:33:13 PM
'Pineapple Sauce likes this.'

PineappleSauce is uncomfortably close to my primary internet handle lol
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2014, 02:33:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U9FzWwD.png)
you think you can join without answering some basic questions first?

(http://i.imgur.com/vN8c7rR.png)
why don't you believe in ghosts?
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Rufus on August 12, 2014, 02:45:31 PM
Hello there Mrs. Treesong.

I can say with confidence that this place is pretty OK.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Steve Contra on August 12, 2014, 02:57:07 PM
My wife knows about the bore, she doesn't care (she's also met Bebpo and Treesong and a few others irl)
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Shaka Khan on August 12, 2014, 03:01:27 PM
Did she say anything about me? Show her my pics.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Steve Contra on August 12, 2014, 03:02:01 PM
She thinks you're very handsome.

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So does my salesguy :phil]So does my salesguy :phil
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Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2014, 03:05:47 PM
My wife knows about the bore, she doesn't care (she's also met Bebpo and Treesong and a few others irl)

but surely she cares whenever you bake a loaf of bread and remind her it wouldn't be possible without the help of a handsome Bore member.
:rejoice
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Shaka Khan on August 12, 2014, 03:10:57 PM
She thinks you're very handsome.

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So does my salesguy :phil]So does my salesguy :phil
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Oh snap, PM me pics of your sales guy.

Then again, going by the FB page, I'd do everyone in your business. :phil
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: nudemacusers on August 12, 2014, 03:13:49 PM
my wife refers to this as 'geekchat', fyi
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Shaka Khan on August 12, 2014, 03:24:22 PM
My wife calls this place my second wife. :lol
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Reb on August 12, 2014, 03:48:00 PM
I told my girlfriend about the timeshare thread. I don't think she gets internet forums.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Mupepe on August 12, 2014, 04:13:07 PM
This isn't the right thread for this I'm sure, but I really want Shaka to visit Houston.  So bad.  So, so bad.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 12, 2014, 04:15:55 PM
My wife knows about the Bore and has met Drinky, MAF, Cormac, DCharlie and Chrono.

The Bump is way more messed up than us.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 12, 2014, 04:19:04 PM
oh my GOD please please please let bebpo's GF discover this board
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2014, 04:20:23 PM
oh my GOD please please please let bebpo's GF discover this board

*one week later*

HELP my gf seems to have contracted ebola
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: PlayDat on August 12, 2014, 04:43:25 PM
The bump? (http://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12330055/smiling-at-the-wall-ceiling-ghosts)
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 12, 2014, 05:22:49 PM
The bump? (http://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12330055/smiling-at-the-wall-ceiling-ghosts)

Yes. My wife used to lurk there when she was pregnant. She fled shortly after our daughter was born. I'm sure there are normal people there, but it's full of crazy attention starved women with no boundaries.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 12, 2014, 05:30:15 PM
lennedsay is resident mother BBW. But...... there's always room for one more.

Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd

Wait, Patel's wife is a BBW?  If so, yes, please have her sign up right away!
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 12, 2014, 06:13:49 PM
My wife knows im trolling yall
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2014, 07:20:09 PM
if she gets MY wife to join i'm so fucked

 :gurl :gurl :gurl
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2014, 07:23:55 PM
"you know, i've always suspected you were ragingly gay but i didn't know you were into horse fucking, race baiting, and loli games too"
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Steve Contra on August 12, 2014, 07:26:28 PM
"you know, i've always suspected you were ragingly gay but i didn't know you were into horse fucking, race baiting, and loli games too"
"I mean, I had my suspicions"
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2014, 07:27:13 PM
"When are you going to tell them you sold your motorcycle to pitch in for Iwata's medical bills?"
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2014, 07:32:44 PM
"what's a 'cac'?"

"me"

"oh, i get it now."
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 12, 2014, 07:39:41 PM
At one point Roxanne did want to join the bore, but that was short lived... Oh those days  :-\
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 12, 2014, 07:46:36 PM
"you know, i've always suspected you were ragingly gay but i didn't know you were into horse fucking, race baiting, and loli games too"

She's gotta know about the loli stuff, right? I mean she's never walked by while you were playing an Atelier game?
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2014, 07:47:26 PM
creepy, she has, but i wasn't masturbating/crying at the time
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: a slime appears on August 14, 2014, 09:12:05 PM
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Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 14, 2014, 09:22:07 PM
have them join in. click on :nsfanyone together as a family
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: thisismyusername on August 14, 2014, 09:26:07 PM
Maybe they'll "disagree" and "argue"  :lawd

In a mud pit. :lawd

While the rest of us get in Howard's backdoor. :phil :lawd
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 14, 2014, 09:28:18 PM
have them join in. click on :nsfanyone together as a family

"Mommy, why is that midget doing that to that dog?"
"Because your father clicked an Arvie link, dear."
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: chronovore on August 14, 2014, 09:44:45 PM
Len, Devo, Raban, QoI, PD
:dead

:lol She sounda amzing.

But wait, this is a no girlz allowed club. We can't have her disrupting the :supergay atmosphere.

Fuuuuuuuck offfffffff...!

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if she gets MY wife to join i'm so fucked

 :gurl :gurl :gurl
There are other women in your life who would do you more damage.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: a slime appears on August 14, 2014, 09:45:48 PM
have them join in. click on :nsfanyone together as a family

:rofl
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: a slime appears on August 14, 2014, 09:46:40 PM
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Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 14, 2014, 09:55:39 PM
but i wasn't masturbating/crying at the time

Well why not?
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Rufus on August 14, 2014, 09:55:40 PM
So needy, tsk tsk.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 14, 2014, 09:57:06 PM
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I can post some dog-midget shit so you can get off, and then log off the bore.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: tiesto on August 14, 2014, 11:01:38 PM
My girlfriend saw me browsing one day and laughed at all the coli icons...
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2014, 11:14:10 PM
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I would totes do that BTW, thanks for giving me the idea even if that's not why.

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Me having a family. :heh
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Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: demi on August 14, 2014, 11:30:02 PM
Family being more important than the internet :heh

This aint the 50s anymore
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Yeti on August 14, 2014, 11:39:26 PM
The Bore is now your primary family
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 15, 2014, 03:11:59 AM
My wife knows what the Bore is, knows who half you are , knows some of you in real life, and will happily look over my shoulder at some of the more comedic bits.

Tree : was that partly related to that tweet earlier today? lol
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: chronovore on August 15, 2014, 07:13:22 AM
I wish the XFEmpress would get a bore account and lay down some real-gamer smack.

My wife can't understand why I profess to like people I haven't met face-to-face.  :-\
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: chronovore on August 15, 2014, 07:28:00 AM
We'll always have each other, Chrono.
  :-*
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Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: a slime appears on August 15, 2014, 08:59:40 AM
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I would totes do that BTW, thanks for giving me the idea even if that's not why.

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Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: chronovore on August 15, 2014, 09:06:29 AM
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I would totes do that BTW, thanks for giving me the idea even if that's not why.

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Holy crap, I should totally use that as well. I just thought it was for the Games We Give Each Other thread. :lol
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: Shaka Khan on August 15, 2014, 09:14:32 AM
Oh snap. I didn't think of that.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: demi on August 15, 2014, 09:52:49 AM
There's nothing stopping persons from registering and creepin that way. If you dont want it on here, dont put it on here. End of story.
Title: Re: My wife discovered The Bore this morning...
Post by: a slime appears on August 16, 2014, 11:14:48 AM
There's nothing stopping persons from registering and creepin that way. If you dont want it on here, dont put it on here. End of story.

Don't be jealous that people like my idea. :smug

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