THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on August 12, 2014, 06:21:52 PM
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"Wow, that guy Phoenix Dark is nappy headed thug" (jk nobody would call PD a thug)
"The Mandarks sure are good with money"
etc.
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"I hate Mondays."
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Oh no they put me through to a helpdesk patel
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"Wow that Esch is sure...wait is Esch Indian or Arab? Or like from Africa, but like the not so black part? Or somewhere else? How do you pronounce his name again? Wow really? Yeah no way I'm remembering that. Does he have a nickname or something?"
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"That guy Beezy, he speaks so well!"
We prefer "articulate"
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How many Borys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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I'm really proud of you guys for overcoming your "adversities"
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Not to give validation to Esch's claim that I was born 35 years too late, but rootless cosmopolitan or its modern day, more explicitly racist, derivatives like international banker.
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"Wow that Esch is sure...wait is Esch Indian or Arab? Or like from Africa, but like the not so black part? Or somewhere else? How do you pronounce his name again? Wow really? Yeah no way I'm remembering that. Does he have a nickname or something?"
"Red dot or feather?"
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"'Woo-woo' or 'Oh my goodness!'?"
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17 year-old man
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Shyster lawyer.
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"It's really great to get your opinion on this Esch, you don't often see people....like....you....uh, yeah, with an interest in these kind of issues"
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'Wow, Karakand is so cheap. Typical."
In high school people would just say, "Stop being so fucking Jewish." :fbm
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Yea, ESPN is blatant with the stereotypes especially when discussing quarterbacks.
White QB: His intelligence and understanding of defensive schemes is breathtaking.
Black QB: Look at him run!
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If the fans can't help having different expectations of different races, then commentators certainly can't either. That's why a black quarterback who is able to move deftly in the pocket has a lot of "athleticism," while a white QB is clearly showing his "imagination." A hockey announcer might call a Canadian player's lack of toughness for what it is, while chalking another player's wimpiness up to his "European" origins.
And since only nonwhite players are expected to be fast and athletic, logically, only white players can be "deceptively fast." Like Toby Gerhart, Harrison Jones, Matt Jones, Brady Quinn or Jordan Shipley. The implication is something like, "It was surprising that he outran that cornerback because his skin color is very light!"
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-condescending-sports-euphemisms_p2/#ixzz3ADoYFf1g
:ohhh
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"Wow, how did you hear about that? I didn't know you guys followed this kind of stuff, that's really cool"
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'Wow, Karakand is so cheap. Typical."
In high school people would just say, "Stop being so fucking Jewish." :fbm
The South Park times really propped up Jew jokes for awhile
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"strong familial bonds"
"southern/mediterranean mentality"
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"These microaggressive crypto-racial macrosubliminals are making Atramental feel guilty."
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"Did you hear them on a commercial or something? Or do you have their album."
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"I didn't know you could tan."
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"Wow, how did you hear about that? I didn't know you guys followed this kind of stuff, that's really cool"
"I never thought someone like you would know black sabbath"
To be fair, it is kinda wierd that there's a metal sub-culture in arabia.
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"your people are really good at cryptoracist microaggressions"
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"That Barry Soetoro is just so lawless and un-American; we really need to impeach him."
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My favorite are the ESPN-style sports commentaries. For example for a white guy with some speed and strength they'll say "total gym rat", "hard worker", etc.
With hispanics they'll say something about him being a 'firecracker' or a 'free spirit' :lol
"Hispanics", you mean more like all those Latin and Caribbean born players, right?
Shit is institutional among scouts and broadcasters: http://deadspin.com/which-words-are-used-to-describe-white-and-black-nfl-pr-1573683214