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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2014, 06:51:55 PM

Title: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2014, 06:51:55 PM: Don’t argue with him, don’t call him names, don’t tell him that he can’t stop you, don’t say he's a racist pig, don’t threaten that you’ll sue him and take away his website. Don’t scream at him that your pageviews pay his salary, and don’t even think of aggressively posting towards him.

But, you can refuse consent to edit your post or thread if there’s no clear mention of the rule you've broken (though a reprimand is still allowed if there is cause for suspicion). Always ask demi whether you are under probation or are free to continue posting. Unless demi has a legal basis to stop and probate you, he must let you continue posting. Finally, demi is legally prohibited from using excessive banning: The moment a forum member submits and stops resisting, demi must cease use of bans.

Not that hard, guys.
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: brob on August 19, 2014, 06:56:17 PM: Petition for Demi to stream face-cam at all times when modding

Would cut complaints by 69% I wager
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Your Stalker on August 19, 2014, 06:56:33 PM: someone challenge demi to a cock duel
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Atramental on August 19, 2014, 07:01:14 PM: Did someone get iced? (http://i.imgur.com/lvDhYTL.png)
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: demi on August 19, 2014, 07:02:33 PM: Joe will get to the bottom of this
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: demi on August 19, 2014, 07:05:04 PM: Quote from: Brobzoid on August 19, 2014, 06:56:17 PM
Petition for Demi to stream face-cam at all times when modding

Would cut complaints by 69% I wager

I just got a new mic, gonna stream MURDERED... with facecam
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Atramental on August 19, 2014, 07:06:32 PM: Quote from: Esch on August 19, 2014, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Atramental on August 19, 2014, 07:01:14 PM
Did someone get iced? (http://i.imgur.com/lvDhYTL.png)

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42162.msg1915355#msg1915355
Oh. :leon
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: brob on August 19, 2014, 07:17:20 PM: do u have a appropriate hat for the occasion demi?

:noah
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2014, 07:18:18 PM: Quote from: demi on August 19, 2014, 07:02:33 PM
Joe will get to the bottom of this

Working this forum, I can’t even count how many times I withstood curses, screaming tantrums, aggressive and menacing encroachments on my safety zone, and outright challenges to my authority.
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: demi on August 19, 2014, 07:20:29 PM: Quote from: Brobzoid on August 19, 2014, 07:17:20 PM
do u have a appropriate hat for the occasion demi?

:noah

Might just wear the copper hat again. Seems fitting, playing as a dead cop.
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: brob on August 19, 2014, 07:23:29 PM: dude in the game has a fedora I think, but I'm not gonna front on your bobby piece. :bow2
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Kara on August 19, 2014, 07:43:23 PM: In case you posters have forgotten, this forum operates under the same rules as the rest of the internet. Squiddy is not the law, demi is the law. Squiddy is a common shitposter; guilty of murdering threads, guilty of making exigent and pervasive the feature known as an ignore list, and, as of now, under sentence of permaban. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my duty will be treated as an accessory to his crimes.

You have been warned.

And as for you Squiddy... judgment time.
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2014, 08:57:29 PM: CARNAL PUNISHMENTS!!!!!!
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 19, 2014, 08:58:59 PM: :rejoice DUMPSTER RULES, BITCHES
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2014, 09:00:47 PM: :cody
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: a slime appears on August 20, 2014, 11:09:18 AM: I will fight, demi.

I will fight and WIN.
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: demi on August 20, 2014, 11:12:06 AM: :noah
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2014, 11:27:06 AM: We'll use Total Submission Wrestling Porno rules, and I'll film it for posterity.
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: MCD on August 20, 2014, 11:34:57 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2014, 06:51:55 PM
Don’t argue with him, don’t call him names, don’t tell him that he can’t stop you, don’t say he's a racist pig, don’t threaten that you’ll sue him and take away his website. Don’t scream at him that your pageviews pay his salary, and don’t even think of aggressively posting towards him.

But, you can refuse consent to edit your post or thread if there’s no clear mention of the rule you've broken (though a reprimand is still allowed if there is cause for suspicion). Always ask demi whether you are under probation or are free to continue posting. Unless demi has a legal basis to stop and probate you, he must let you continue posting. Finally, demi is legally prohibited from using excessive banning: The moment a forum member submits and stops resisting, demi must cease use of bans.

Not that hard, guys.
tl;dr

Donate to demi.
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: a slime appears on August 20, 2014, 11:37:22 AM: OK I'M OUT, JOE YOU WIN.
Title: Re: If you don't want to get banned, don't challenge demi
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2014, 12:08:30 PM: :drool