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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kara on August 25, 2014, 04:58:08 AM

Title: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Kara on August 25, 2014, 04:58:08 AM
I'm moving to paradise (half a block from a Taco Bell in case you forgot), but there's a slight snag--the walls of my room are a ghastly sea foam green and I need to cover them with as much crap as possible so that people don't think I'm more :fabulous than they already do when they drop by. (I won't even tell you about my ceiling light fixture. :snoop)

"But Karakand, surely an effete aesthete such as yourself already has a variety of items to cover your walls with?" WRONG. I read too much Epictetus back in the day or some fucking shit, went a little loopy (There's a shocker. -ed.), and discarded every wall appendage I had save for a diploma and a print I couldn't bear to part with for sentimental reasons. (I remember when I had a very large bedroom in Los Angeles one of my friends remarked that it was like I didn't even live there.)

HELP ME PLS BOREANS :stahp

Simple Rules:

1. No fucking creepy shit. (e.g. Saturn Devouring His Son)
2. No fucking Monet. (Manet is OK doe.)
3. Cheap is good.
4. No fucking van Gogh.
5. Vintage advertisements are OK if people wouldn't recognize them.
6. No agitprop troll posts pls.

So far I got:

http://www.art.com/products/p13035944611-sa-i6419140/robert-motherwell-elegy-to-the-spanish-republic-34.htm?sOrig=CAT&sOrigID=0&dimVals=5000006&ui=981EEA7111264D0BB1A271D8B7F4D201

http://www.art.com/products/p12975933-sa-i2207676/egon-schiele-edith-schiele-the-artist-s-wife-seated-1915.htm?sOrig=CAT&sOrigID=0&dimVals=5000879&ui=26C1B32E9DA74280AE74CED8DDCE48CD

http://www.art.com/products/p14500098455-sa-i6745605/james-abbott-mcneill-w-the-falling-rocket-1875-oil-on-panel.htm?sOrig=CAT&sOrigID=0&dimVals=5040520&ui=8C3B5257497A4560BCF3F3B418F8B307

http://www.art.com/products/p1833435447-sa-i4232884/edouard-manet-rue-mosnier-with-flags.htm?sOrig=CAT&sOrigID=0&dimVals=5023678&ui=45CC6CFDDBEC4088BCBC8C0195DBC330 Love to go see this one in person. :lawd

http://www.art.com/products/p13024077-sa-i2267512/george-grosz-the-malady-of-love-c-1916.htm?sOrig=CAT&sOrigID=0&dimVals=5005327&ui=C8B42B19D470438889F49B3BBBC31FBF

http://www.art.com/products/p11320672016-sa-i6124596/roy-lichtenstein-girl-with-hair-ribbon-c-1965.htm?sOrig=CAT&sOrigID=0&dimVals=24110&ui=B3168085269242D49A49E2BEF18A3050
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 25, 2014, 05:10:20 AM
Some Edward Hopper, but not THAT one.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://whitney.org/image_columns/0048/6888/31.426_hopper_imageprimacy_copy_2340.jpg)

(http://whitney.org/image_columns/0023/7223/70.1094_hopper_2340.jpg?1368495659)
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Also just use your own images and print those.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: chronovore on August 25, 2014, 09:55:18 AM
Hard to go wrong with Schiele, but you've managed to find something so demure among his oeuvre that it's almost offensive.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 25, 2014, 10:02:29 AM
Just hit the thrifts
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 25, 2014, 10:32:56 AM
Dogs playing poker/billiards
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 25, 2014, 10:34:30 AM
Possible  :nsfw

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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nPgKKVyGNy0/TpakeYpeCeI/AAAAAAAAHiM/njNsoHEA7bw/s1600/salvador-dali-traum-biene-tiger-fisch.jpg)
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Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Reb on August 25, 2014, 10:40:04 AM
Yes, Lichtenstein!
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2014, 10:59:14 AM
Something on black velvet.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: sarslip on August 25, 2014, 11:02:39 AM
dat benjamin moore tho?

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if you wanna go full-effete get some Albrecht Durer or Rembrandt
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Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Atramental on August 25, 2014, 11:26:44 AM
May I suggest you look at some abstract expressionist prints. (http://i.imgur.com/UqrwphO.png)

Mark Rothko (http://www.art.com/gallery/id--a4/mark-rothko-posters.htm?WT.cg_n=Gallery+Search+Redirect&WT.oss=Rothko&SSK=Rothko):
(http://i.imgur.com/aI0XAqS.jpg?1)


Franz Kline (http://www.art.com/asp/search_do.asp/_/posters.htm?searchstring=Franz%20Kline&SSK=Franz%20Kline&WT.oss=Franz%20Kline):
(http://i.imgur.com/Hm3bqbC.jpg?1)

Barnett Newman (http://www.art.com/asp/search_do.asp/_/posters.htm?searchstring=Barnett%20Newman&SSK=Barnett%20Newman&WT.oss=Barnett%20Newman):
(http://i.imgur.com/pzCUpgz.jpg?1)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 25, 2014, 11:27:51 AM
tom of finland. nothing but tom of finland.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Eric P on August 25, 2014, 11:56:39 AM
Winogrand, Franks, Sherman, or Abramopug (http://marinaabramopug.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: tehjaybo on August 25, 2014, 11:59:18 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/062/b/f/bill_clinton_the_lady_killer_by_sharpwriter-d5wx11h.jpg)

(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/160/e/9/ronald_reagan_the_liberator_by_sharpwriter-d7lmkqs.jpg)
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Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2014, 12:13:09 PM
GAH, jaybo stole my post. Was gonna say you should get that Clinton piece- I have it hanging on my wall in my room.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: sarslip on August 25, 2014, 12:14:05 PM
(http://wtpotus.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/obamanation_imgmap.jpg)
McNaughton all day
http://www.jonmcnaughton.com/
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Kara on August 25, 2014, 12:32:44 PM
Troll posts upon troll posts. :rejoice

Hard to go wrong with Schiele, but you've managed to find something so demure among his oeuvre that it's almost offensive.

:mynicca

I picked that one to amuse myself because if you know his body of work (heh body) you'd know that's an usual piece for him. Guess he really loved his waifu. :uguu

May I suggest you look at some abstract expressionist prints. (http://i.imgur.com/UqrwphO.png)

Are we gonna argue about whether or not Robert Motherwell isn't technically ab-ex. :comeon
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Kara on August 25, 2014, 12:44:05 PM
This dude kinda scrubby and kinda too male gaze-y but I like dis:

http://www.art.com/products/p9638180109-sa-i5505004/manuel-rebollo-gold.htm?sOrig=CAT&sOrigID=0&dimVals=5264789&ui=05C7D91CCD5A4460B178C871F28B6B2E

Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Atramental on August 25, 2014, 12:57:51 PM
May I suggest you look at some abstract expressionist prints. (http://i.imgur.com/UqrwphO.png)

Are we gonna argue about whether or not Robert Motherwell isn't technically ab-ex. :comeon
Oops, my bad. I didn't click on that first link for some reason.  :yeshrug

And no, I wouldn't want to argue about that (his work looks ab-ex enough to me). I might not like myself very much but I'm no masochist.  :holeup
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: benjipwns on August 25, 2014, 01:06:23 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10410604_752196978152581_5662350980287584725_n.jpg)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: WanderingWind on August 25, 2014, 02:22:56 PM
I need, like, classy nude women pics for my walls. I want the ol' orgy den to be classy, ya know?
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: demi on August 25, 2014, 02:33:52 PM
Someone post that GAFfot room full of bbw titties and britney spears. Toy Soldier was it?
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Rufus on August 25, 2014, 02:42:31 PM
Someone post that GAFfot room full of bbw titties and britney spears. Toy Soldier was it?
Yes
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19229220&postcount=257

Amazingly the links are still active.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: demi on August 25, 2014, 02:44:12 PM
That's so awesome.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Rufus on August 25, 2014, 02:47:41 PM
It's the numerous blades that give it that special touch, you know?
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2014, 02:56:44 PM
It's the numerous blades that give it that special touch, you know?

I felt like it's the display rack of Brittney Spears albums that put it over the top.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Rufus on August 25, 2014, 03:06:29 PM
Oh god, never noticed that.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on August 25, 2014, 04:45:07 PM
Need to remember to come back here tonight or when I get a break. Cheap is good, but how cheap is cheap? Like what's your price range? Would you rather pick up in person or order online. Print or original?

Could also get you some info on galleries/openings/displays over the next little bit if you want me to since you're local to LA.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Kara on August 25, 2014, 05:25:07 PM
Cheap would be around the price range of the stuff in the OP.

Prints are better than originals.

Order online--as if I have time to go do shopping irl. :heh (:fbm)

TIA!
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: demi on August 25, 2014, 05:32:19 PM
Now that I'm home from work I can appreciate that room in a much more comfortable environment
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2014, 05:48:50 PM
A friend of mine has various nerd oriented posters framed in his room and living room, including this

(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/188/c/a/the_tree_eyed_one___spoiler_by_marcsimonetti-d56bbf5.jpg)

S4 of Game of Thrones spoiler (no book stuff):
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Bran Stark meeting the Three Eyed Crow/Bloodraven
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I really like that piece as a nerd, but the idea of hanging it or anything like it in my fucking house is distinguished mentally-challenged. :heh

Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 25, 2014, 06:05:11 PM
Load up on some Zdzisław Beksiński prints:

(http://i.imgur.com/FqNh903.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/fhcpH7b.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/OtpQwXb.jpg)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 25, 2014, 07:22:35 PM
Soviet propaganda posters; no seriously.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: etiolate on August 25, 2014, 07:53:12 PM
Soviet propaganda posters; no seriously.

http://www.prikol.ru/2011/02/16/sovetskie-plakaty-99-shtuk/

(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-48.jpg)
(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-37.jpg)
(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-63.jpg)
(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-65.jpg)
(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-66.jpg)
(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-68.jpg)
(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-70.jpg)
(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-75.jpg)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Kara on August 25, 2014, 09:56:20 PM
For someone who taught themselves all the Russian they know I understand too much of those posters. :goty2

Soviet propaganda posters; no seriously.

I think I'll get this one.

http://www.art.com/products/p21695944865-sa-i7411477/eliezer-markowich-liss-beat-the-whites-with-the-red-wedge-the-red-wedge-poster-1919.htm?sOrig=CAT&sOrigID=0&dimVals=5052063&ui=A178A29780794C39BE1E6E9BE267188B

There's that famous Rodchenko poster with the woman shouting but I think it's a little too passé now that you can see it in the opening to The Americans. :fabulous

I'd get this if I could remember ever having read this poem.

http://www.art.com/products/p14196675-sa-i2947703/alexander-rodchenko-illustration-for-the-poem-pro-eto-by-vladimir-mayakovsky.htm?sOrig=CAT&sOrigID=0&dimVals=5010417&ui=A178A29780794C39BE1E6E9BE267188B

Having Mayakovsky-kun's dreamy face on my wall doe. (http://i.imgur.com/wIgPr0U.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/wIgPr0U.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/wIgPr0U.gif)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 25, 2014, 10:10:14 PM
(http://bobobabushka.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/tumblr_ljkwa7g4hy1qzjfzgo1_500.jpg)

(http://credo.typepad.co.uk/photos/uncategorized/cm1998011_attacke.jpg)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on August 25, 2014, 10:48:03 PM
Load up on some Zdzisław Beksiński prints:

Was going to be my first recommendation. Here are some more I thought you might like. Little tough when it comes to this since it's so personal, if you can narrow down a direction to head toward I can get more specific. Names link to profiles or websites, the other links are to the individual artwork posted. Will grab more after food and stuff.

Jacob van Loon (http://jacobvanloon.bigcartel.com/) | link (http://jacobvanloon.bigcartel.com/product/out-of-dream)

Still some stuff near your price range on his Big Cartel, + some original panels. Can always check for refreshes, too.

(http://i.imgur.com/yHBTe8N.jpg?1)

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Junyi Wu (http://junyiwu.com/) | link (http://www.gallerynucleus.com/detail/12516)

Not a lot available online but if you're interested I can put you in touch with her for originals or reprints.

(http://i.imgur.com/PfQeX9r.jpg?1)

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Julian Callos (http://juliancallos.com/) | link (http://store.thepeoplesprintshop.com/products/eclipse)

(http://i.imgur.com/i9wIFD9.jpg?1)

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Alex Kanevsky (http://www.somepaintings.net/Alex.html) | link (http://www.somepaintings.net/Prints/prints.html)

I honestly don't know where to buy Alex's stuff, you might want to try contacting him directly because I know he does print runs.

(http://i.imgur.com/wycgyFn.jpg?1)

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Kevin Wada (http://kevinwada.com/) | link (http://www.kevinwada.bigcartel.com/product/gundam-wing-12x16)

You like Gundam, right? Kevin does a lot of pop culture illustration, he's really good. Takes commissions although it's slow, and you can contact him directly with questions/for reprints. Super cool guy when it comes to working with people to get them what they want, too.

(http://i.imgur.com/GCtq6ZR.jpg?1)

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Alvaro Tapia Hidalgo (http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/0026/p/12326337_9309730_lz.jpg) | link (http://society6.com/product/280614_print#1=45)

(http://i.imgur.com/PRuCADb.jpg?1)

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Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Kara on August 25, 2014, 11:09:21 PM
Thanks Pickles, that's a lot of ish to parse. :whew

RE: Zdzislaw Beksinski - I ban his stuff under rule 1 of my OP. If I'm going to put creepy shit on my wall it's not going to be a tower of skulls (as metal as that is), it'll be David's Death of Marat.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Yeti on August 25, 2014, 11:58:35 PM
Soviet propaganda posters; no seriously.
(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-65.jpg)
(http://www.prikol.ru/wp-content/gallery/february-2011/ussr-posters-75.jpg)

Get these two. I like to think that "Het!" is the Russian version of "No homo"
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Kara on August 26, 2014, 12:05:14 AM
Sorry to ruin the surprise but it's just the word "no" (nyet).

He's authoritatively declining a glass of vodka (from the look of it (e: and the date on it you moran Karakand) I'd say it comes from the anti-drinking campaign of the 50s); I think we can all agree that me putting that on my wall pushes well past the irony envelope.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: etiolate on August 26, 2014, 12:36:14 AM
Yah there's a couple of anti-drinking ads on that site I linked. I picked the nyet one because of the eyes. It's got the Soviet Realism stare beyond the horizon, but the pose is framed so he's staring at you at the same time. So it feels like you're being looked through while at the same time you feel there's nothing behind those eyes and you're staring right through him as well.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: naff on August 26, 2014, 12:44:05 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvk597VXjX1r3u0oao1_1280.jpg)

his site belows got a bit of  :nsfw
http://www.kristoffersonsanpablo.com/

or this - just add to cart :) nothing like an impulse butt rug purchase
http://vacancyprojects.bigcartel.com/product/every-man-for-himself-blanket
(http://images.cdn.bigcartel.com/bigcartel/product_images/138416875/max_h-1000+max_w-1000/buttblanketbigcartel.jpg)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 26, 2014, 05:53:42 AM
The Nyet poster is great, love the detail on the glass, anyone from eastern Europe will recognize that kind of crystal.
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 26, 2014, 08:26:25 AM
Alright, since Zdzisław Beksiński got shot down, I'm gonna do all in one Will Laren suggestion:

(http://i.imgur.com/RmbNLb5.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/eFtFekc.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/dGrxXed.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/KJqwPL4.jpg)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: sarslip on August 26, 2014, 09:02:41 AM
those are like some old Liquid Television type things ^


last few years for me have been about that Czech, Polish movie poster game.

(http://creativeroots.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Godzilla-film-poster.jpg)

(http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/reviews/Lemonade_Joe_polish_poster.jpg)

(http://www.polishposter.com/images/2903.jpg)

tasteful and colorful nahmean?  (http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/33c9mk9.png) 
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 26, 2014, 09:11:37 AM
Polish movie posters from the commy era are really damn good.

(http://manisthewarmestplacetohide.com/sites/manisthewarmestplacetohide.com/files/styles/blog_main_images/public/the-terminator-1984-med.jpg)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: sarslip on August 26, 2014, 09:56:07 AM
Rockwell is always in style

(http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_narq1j1SLh1qfc5cxo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: What awful art should I put on my walls?
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on August 29, 2014, 05:47:59 PM
Daniel Lopes (http://society6.com/artist/daniellopes) | link (http://society6.com/daniellopes/sun-devoured-earth_print#1=45)

(http://i.imgur.com/YGyun9q.jpg?1)

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Laura Paulussen (http://society6.com/larapaulussen) | link (http://society6.com/larapaulussen/stars-xlz_print#1=45)

(http://i.imgur.com/63zSoAk.jpg)