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Title: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 30, 2014, 10:29:19 AM
So one Top 10 has already gotten kicked in the balls, the #9 Gamepenises. (lol, preseason polls) Who's going down next?

I'm gonna be watching that FSU v. Oklahoma State game later today.
 
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2014, 10:51:00 AM
Playoffs, finally
:rejoice

BCS :piss2

I'm also gonna watch FSU v Oklahoma, should be a good game. Jameis Rapeis :bow

Big Ten will be interesting. OSU is fucked with their starting QB out for the season so I'd imagine MSU will win the conference. But PSU has shaken off the burdens of child rape and are apparently going to be good. NCAA should have shitcanned them for a decade.
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Post by: Kara on August 30, 2014, 11:36:18 AM
Gonna dive into this season like my name be Josh Shaw.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2014, 11:51:58 AM
A black person jumping into a pool to save someone else who can't swim? Gotta come up with better lies next time bro.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 30, 2014, 12:27:45 PM
Already got a 40+ point win over a (shitty) mid-major :win.



Please give us votes AP :stahp



Edit: :neogaf @ the L UCLA just took. Had no idea putting your helmet back on was a PF
Edit 2: This Virginia offense (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lupe1.png)
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Post by: bachikarn on August 30, 2014, 01:59:30 PM
Go gators
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Post by: ZephyrFate on August 30, 2014, 02:32:39 PM
Wisconsin v. LSU is gonna be a better game than Jameis Rapist vs. Okie State.

GO DUCKS!
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2014, 02:44:00 PM
I honestly think MSU might pop Oregon next week.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on August 30, 2014, 03:18:57 PM
I don't. MSU has lost a lot of veterans on their o-line, and Oregon's offense is, arguably, the strongest it's been since the program got big. The defenses are where the big question is, with MSU's still being pretty strong and Oregon's having some patches to cover up. It's gonna be a good game, but not the one Oregon will lose.
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Post by: Kara on August 30, 2014, 07:14:32 PM
For once in my life I'm :umad UCLA wasn't playing at 19:30 Pacific. :shaq2
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Post by: team filler on August 30, 2014, 08:23:43 PM
Trojans dominating like they should be, lance kiffin era is ova!  :rejoice
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2014, 08:48:30 PM
Has anyone fallen up more than Lane Kiffen? I wonder what major program he'll take over in the next couple years.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 30, 2014, 08:54:15 PM
Famous Jameis is raping OKState. :brazilcry
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: team filler on August 30, 2014, 08:58:21 PM
Has anyone fallen up more than Lane Kiffen? I wonder what major program he'll take over in the next couple years.
lions
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 30, 2014, 11:16:31 PM
Holy geez, that punt. :lol
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 30, 2014, 11:22:13 PM
That punt probably just saved 4 points. Give that kicker a raise, Mike Gundy. :bow2
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 30, 2014, 11:26:07 PM
Ah well, that's pretty much the game right there. Good effort, OSU.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 30, 2014, 11:45:55 PM
Wisconsin v. LSU is gonna be a better game than Jameis Rapist vs. Okie State.

 :hitler
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 31, 2014, 12:22:28 AM
Mariota is the hottest QB ever. And Devon Allen needs to let me blow him.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 04:22:44 AM
Lots of big games tomorrow, can't wait
:whew

I'm going out on a limb fuck it:

MSU: 31
Oregon:27
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 12:03:17 PM
Really hoping you're gonna eat crow for that.
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Post by: Sausage on September 06, 2014, 12:40:32 PM
Didn't know we had cfb thread here

go longhorns!
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 06:41:53 PM
MSU defense looking good early.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 07:07:18 PM
Oregon defense looking just as good, surprisingly. Troy Hill is a beast corner
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 07:09:01 PM
Oregon TD fuck a sparty

(even tho connor cook is hot as fuck and id let him run train on me for days)
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 07:30:55 PM
Man MSU really caught them off with no huddle offense.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 07:45:54 PM
Our defense is looking stronger than it usually does. MSU's gonna need to keep trying to achieve Oregon tempo to really make a dent. Old man football offense is not gonna cut it.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 07:55:43 PM
:leon

Looking like MSU has this figured out.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 07:58:49 PM
Ducks are a second half team. Adjustments will make the difference.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 08:05:31 PM
aaaand now it's turning the fuck around on us. fuck my life.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 08:08:50 PM
MSU is dominating on the ground, and thus the clock. Gonna be tough for Oregon to win this if they can't stop Langford.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 08:37:11 PM
Oregon imploding.
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Post by: team filler on September 06, 2014, 09:04:42 PM
TROJANS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: team filler on September 06, 2014, 09:08:52 PM
Oregon imploding.
:hitler
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 09:11:39 PM
Oregon rebounded, can't deny.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: T234 on September 06, 2014, 09:12:37 PM
Somewhere, Bluemax is happy. USCW just won a 57 on 85 streetfight.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 09:22:33 PM
Wow...
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 09:23:44 PM
21 unaswered points. 2nd half team. GO DUCKS!!!!!
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 09:58:00 PM
GG. Only one team showed up for the second half.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 06, 2014, 11:52:24 PM
At least we can all laugh at THE Ohio State getting decked at home by VT.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 11:59:00 PM
lol ohio state

lol texas
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2014, 12:08:11 AM
lol texas

Longhorn fans furiously rushing to register www.rehiremackbrown.com
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Sausage on September 07, 2014, 12:14:18 AM

go longhorns!
:shaq2
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on September 07, 2014, 12:35:35 AM
lol texas

Longhorn fans furiously rushing to register www.rehiremackbrown.com
well, when you suspend most of your first string O-line...
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Sausage on September 07, 2014, 12:46:12 AM
That's true. It's time to see what Wickline is made of this season.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on September 07, 2014, 01:14:47 AM
What we learned this weekend:

JT Barnett is the worst starting quarterback for a power 6 program (http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/rickrossdrink.gif?w=500&h=285)

Pac-12 (http://media.giphy.com/media/988rBq5d4v34k/giphy.gif)

Memphis special teams (http://i62.tinypic.com/30vzuj4.gif)

Blake Sims (http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/746089/421644969.gif)

What'd I miss?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://rapmixoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tumblr_m92jk1r0aq1ryfrfko1_500.gif)
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Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2014, 02:29:10 AM
to be fair Mack Brown left the cupboard bear. Of course I have a feeling Strong won't last two years there, he's a placeholder/scapegoat. Which sucks because he's a really good coach.
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Post by: bachikarn on September 07, 2014, 04:33:11 AM
lol big '10'
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Post by: Kara on September 07, 2014, 04:37:24 AM
UCLA required entirely too much effort to defeat Memphis. Neither of their first two games have been particularly impressive, but at least they're 2-0.

Reminding me of Dorrell's 10 win season tbh.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on September 07, 2014, 05:25:24 AM
UCLA required entirely too much effort to defeat Memphis. Neither of their first two games have been particularly impressive, but at least they're 2-0.
All that preseason hype feels squandered. They're gonna face an actual team and bite it. And Hundley is such a good QB, too. Then again, it wasn't just them that struggled this weekend. Both Washington teams, and USC/Stanford all looked real weak this weekend.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2014, 09:11:04 AM
to be fair Mack Brown left the cupboard bear. Of course I have a feeling Strong won't last two years there, he's a placeholder/scapegoat. Which sucks because he's a really good coach.

I feel bad because of the barely coded racist shit Strong had to put up with from Texas people, and now they're gonna be strutting around like they were totally justified.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: team filler on September 12, 2014, 02:49:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iIGmXh3.jpg)
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Post by: bluemax on September 16, 2014, 11:50:24 PM
Your name got mentioned on the other forum last week Karakand.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM
They brought up SECamus

#iconic
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Post by: Sausage on September 17, 2014, 02:43:13 AM
to be fair Mack Brown left the cupboard bear. Of course I have a feeling Strong won't last two years there, he's a placeholder/scapegoat. Which sucks because he's a really good coach.

I think Patterson sticks with Strong for a while since it's his guy, and I don't think he wants to be overrun by the boosters like Dodd was.
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Post by: Sausage on September 17, 2014, 03:12:09 AM
 Thats my coach :tocry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drxd8w1LZCY
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 17, 2014, 11:43:38 AM
I hope he's got his kids practicing the coin toss this week.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2014, 12:09:37 PM
I feel bad for Strong. Dude is a really good coach but not the type of good old boy Texas craves. And I don't think it's all about race per say - Kevin Sumlin would thrive at Texas for instance because his personality fits what they want. But Strong seems socially awkward, and while he has improved he's still not the guy boosters want. He's not giving them access, isn't letting them watch game film (as Mack Brown did), etc. I salute him for all that of course, but it makes things harder at a place like Texas.

Worse yet I feel like he might be getting set up. Bring the black dude in with a literally bare cupboard, watch him fail a couple seasons, then bring in a high profile coach after Strong has rebuilt the recruiting and let the new coach win. I don't see Strong lasting long.

His team is trash thanks to Mack Brown's horrible recruiting. And yet he isn't afraid to cut guys for being dumbasses. Dude has big balls.
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Post by: Kara on September 17, 2014, 07:09:53 PM
Your name got mentioned on the other forum last week Karakand.

They brought up SECamus

#iconic

Tell me more my birds.

(http://i.imgur.com/9bljdF1.jpg)

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Post by: T234 on September 18, 2014, 07:09:40 AM
They also said you only had love for the EMPRAH THRED over there.
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Post by: Huff on September 18, 2014, 10:11:02 AM
(https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQCHGitJQyNdUYvA&w=484&h=253&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net%2F809EBF%2Fec-origin.barstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Ffiles%2F2014%2F09%2FScreen-Shot-2014-09-16-at-4.33.41-PM.png&cfs=1&sx=0&sy=121&sw=513&sh=268)
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Post by: Kara on September 18, 2014, 10:22:28 AM
They also said you only had love for the EMPRAH THRED over there.

Well he is our undying lord. :yeshrug

It's also a thread I can keep up with since no one posts in it. :teehee
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Post by: ZephyrFate on September 18, 2014, 12:42:11 PM
(https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQCHGitJQyNdUYvA&w=484&h=253&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net%2F809EBF%2Fec-origin.barstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Ffiles%2F2014%2F09%2FScreen-Shot-2014-09-16-at-4.33.41-PM.png&cfs=1&sx=0&sy=121&sw=513&sh=268)
Jameis should be thankful the only punishment he's ever gotten for his actions is a lol suspension for one half of a game.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2014, 12:45:37 PM
Jameis...just doesn't make sense. He seems to have everything - good arm, size, reads defenses, nice family - but is a complete fuck up. Like seriously, dude seems like he has a 7th grade education at best. And is in a situation where he can do just about anything and get away with it.

Physically he looks like an NFL QB but I'm going to assume he'll be a bust for the same reason Manziel will be: not serious, stupid, won't study, etc.
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Post by: Huff on September 19, 2014, 09:34:28 PM
Going to have to start drinking very early tomorrow so I can blackout before the bama game starts
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 08:37:49 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/9/20/6671477/suspended-jameis-winston-wears-full-pads-during-fsu-clemson-warmups

:mindblown

what the FUCK is wrong with this dude
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Huff on September 20, 2014, 09:40:47 PM
Take this with a grain of salt, but some of my fsu friends with family pull are hearing that there is more involved than just the meme shit. One was worried that he won't be playing another game this year.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 09:54:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uXxD8On.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qTSrEAF.png)

Doesn't sound good.

Even if it's not something else, the rumor is that he'll be suspended for lying directly to FSU's president's face. Dude is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. Multiple people saw him jump on the table and yell that shit, then immediately posted it on twitter. Why would you lie about that?
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Post by: ZephyrFate on September 21, 2014, 01:58:00 AM
Supremely ugly win for the Ducks based solely on a missed PI flag against us. However, maybe karma for that bullshit holding call that erased a 50 yard+ Mariota run in 3rd quarter and the pick plays run by WSU for their first two TDs. Also, phantom DPIs.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on September 21, 2014, 02:00:38 AM
HOLY FUCK. Dumbest shit I have ever seen. Down 28-6 at half, 31-13 at the start of the 3rd, Arizona scored 36 points in the final 15 minutes including a fucking 50 yard hail mary as time expired to pull a victory, inexplicably, out of their collective ānīs. Seriously. The Arizona offense played like complete fuckshit through 3 quarters; seeing them fire on all cylinders for 3 straight drives was surreal.

Cyan, post if ur ok.
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Post by: Kara on September 21, 2014, 02:14:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/43jQdK9.png)
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2014, 09:57:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1mIcYz-DM8

honestly I didn't think Morris had a concussion while I watched, and I still haven't heard a confirmation that he did have one. He clearly had a leg injury though.

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Post by: ZephyrFate on September 28, 2014, 10:17:00 PM
hoke needs to get fired, stat
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Post by: ToxicAdam on September 29, 2014, 10:13:44 AM
Lots of crap football games this weekend. The only game that ended up being good (FSU) and I was outside at the time.

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Post by: T234 on September 29, 2014, 11:05:40 AM
Were it not for a pick-six, Kentucky woulda pitched a shutout over the weekend. I gotta say, I'm damn pleased with the improved defense UK has shown here lately. It would be hilarious if we won the (L)east. Having 2 D-Lineman who will likely play on Sunday helps a lot brehs.

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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 29, 2014, 11:40:25 AM
Michigan

:dead


Hoke is already fired....Harbaugh pls. He'll be out after this year in San Fran, his players hate him.

Excellent College coach, terrible pro coach (not for strategy and output, but because his players hate him)

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/9/29/6863375/jim-harbaugh-49ers-rumors-deion-sanders

:whew
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2014, 11:54:34 AM
Even my dad, who is a big Hoke stan, is now on the Fire Brady train. Honestly I think this team could easily lose to Rutgers next weekend. The offense simply can't score against competent defenses.

They'll lose to PSU no doubt. MSU will blow them the fuck out. And then OSU. So that's at least six losses. Northwestern might be a loss to.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 29, 2014, 11:57:08 AM
Even my dad, who is a big Hoke stan, is now on the Fire Brady train. Honestly I think this team could easily lose to Rutgers next weekend. The offense simply can't score against competent defenses.

They'll lose to PSU no doubt. MSU will blow them the fuck out. And then OSU. So that's at least six losses. Northwestern might be a loss to.

I miss Lloyd :-(

Hoke is over his head. He just doesn't belong at a big school. He'll go to a mac team and do well there I think. But man, I'm glad I didn't play for him.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2014, 12:05:13 PM
The glaring issue is that players aren't improving. I don't expect Morris to be good right now but he doesn't even look like an NCAA player. Gardner has regressed. The o-line hasn't improved. My dad listens to Michigan sports radio all day, and ALL they talk about is recruiting. What 5 star is coming this year, next year, in two years, etc. Meanwhile MSU is turning 2 and 3 stars into NFL players. Coaching.

These guys get to Michigan and don't improve. Why would anyone commit instead of going elsewhere and getting a shot at the NFL.

The funny thing is that even if the program is "fixed" it'll just return to winning 8-10 games a year and losing to OSU. And probably MSU. That's all Michigan fans want it seems.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 29, 2014, 12:21:02 PM
The glaring issue is that players aren't improving. I don't expect Morris to be good right now but he doesn't even look like an NCAA player. Gardner has regressed. The o-line hasn't improved. My dad listens to Michigan sports radio all day, and ALL they talk about is recruiting. What 5 star is coming this year, next year, in two years, etc. Meanwhile MSU is turning 2 and 3 stars into NFL players. Coaching.

These guys get to Michigan and don't improve. Why would anyone commit instead of going elsewhere and getting a shot at the NFL.

The funny thing is that even if the program is "fixed" it'll just return to winning 8-10 games a year and losing to OSU. And probably MSU. That's all Michigan fans want it seems.

It's basically Funchess and a bunch of clowns. I was on the sidelines a few weeks ago during practice. They look....confused. My personal feeling is Hoke mishandled Gardner and it has effected the entire team.
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Post by: bluemax on September 30, 2014, 10:32:10 PM
The glaring issue is that players aren't improving. I don't expect Morris to be good right now but he doesn't even look like an NCAA player. Gardner has regressed. The o-line hasn't improved. My dad listens to Michigan sports radio all day, and ALL they talk about is recruiting. What 5 star is coming this year, next year, in two years, etc. Meanwhile MSU is turning 2 and 3 stars into NFL players. Coaching.

These guys get to Michigan and don't improve. Why would anyone commit instead of going elsewhere and getting a shot at the NFL.

The funny thing is that even if the program is "fixed" it'll just return to winning 8-10 games a year and losing to OSU. And probably MSU. That's all Michigan fans want it seems.

Reminds me of USC under Kiffin. Kiffin had two potential #1 overall draft picks and somehow made them both worse.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 01, 2014, 11:31:12 AM
The glaring issue is that players aren't improving. I don't expect Morris to be good right now but he doesn't even look like an NCAA player. Gardner has regressed. The o-line hasn't improved. My dad listens to Michigan sports radio all day, and ALL they talk about is recruiting. What 5 star is coming this year, next year, in two years, etc. Meanwhile MSU is turning 2 and 3 stars into NFL players. Coaching.

These guys get to Michigan and don't improve. Why would anyone commit instead of going elsewhere and getting a shot at the NFL.

The funny thing is that even if the program is "fixed" it'll just return to winning 8-10 games a year and losing to OSU. And probably MSU. That's all Michigan fans want it seems.

Reminds me of USC under Kiffin. Kiffin had two potential #1 overall draft picks and somehow made them both worse.

Seriously.....Hoke has turned the next Jimmie Graham into this

http://espn.go.com/college-football/player/_/id/535145/devin-funchess


Fuck you.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 02, 2014, 10:49:49 PM
Cats on the board (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/leon.png)
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 02, 2014, 10:58:03 PM
nice pick
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 02, 2014, 10:59:55 PM
mariota hit that safety right in the numbers :kobeyuck
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 02, 2014, 11:05:23 PM
penetration by this Arizona d-line is :lawd

that being said, they're gonna get gutted with only 6 guys in the box once Oregon's run game gets into rhythm
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 03, 2014, 01:36:34 AM
SHADDAFACKAHHHP (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/damn.png)
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 03, 2014, 01:54:42 AM
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wow.png)Crazy game, awaiting imminent Zephyrfate officiating diatribe
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2014, 03:14:25 AM
lmao

MSU is somewhere celebrating. They just might sneak into the playoffs now. I think FSU is going to drop a game or two this season, Alabama won't to undefeated either.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 03, 2014, 03:59:42 AM
The dream is dead. Fire helfrich frost and Pellum. This is a flash in the pan program. Love my ducks hate my life I hate everything and everyone
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Post by: bachikarn on October 03, 2014, 10:02:11 AM
A big 10 team better not sneak into the playoffs. The conf is horrible this year.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 03, 2014, 11:50:52 AM
Lolololol ducks
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Post by: bachikarn on October 04, 2014, 11:01:49 PM
Been a crazy day
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on October 04, 2014, 11:55:03 PM
LOL USC!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: T234 on October 05, 2014, 01:09:24 AM
Thoughts:


2 PICKS IN 2 MINUTES

JOJO KEMP DA GAWD


UCLA kicker is a flopper haha
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Kara on October 05, 2014, 10:46:42 AM
http://espn.go.com/blog/pac12/post/_/id/77933/how-would-oregon-ucla-fare-in-the-sec-west?ex_cid=espnapi_public

I hate this stupid fucking sport.

On the plus side, UCLA choked yesterday. :rejoice
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Post by: ToxicAdam on October 05, 2014, 11:24:17 AM
Great night to stay home last night. Even that horrible MSU/Nebraska game got good at the end.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Kara on October 05, 2014, 04:28:22 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Wazzu's QB broke both the Division I-A and the Division I single game passing records last night with his 734 passing yards and the Cougs still lost to Cal. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl YCMIU

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[Connor] Halliday and Cal quarterback Jared Goff combined to throw for 1,261 yards, which is roughly 0.72 miles. Halliday's 734 yards is just 39 fewer than Kansas' season passing total.

:rofl Pac-45389724982 football y'all.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 05, 2014, 08:01:31 PM
the Cougs Coug'd it in the best possible way.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2014, 12:42:17 AM
Sucks seeing Mississippi have things to feel good about in any aspect of life. Hopefully both teams get smoked next weekend.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 06, 2014, 08:52:08 AM
Weekly fuck Brady Hoke proclimation.


Fuck Brady Hoke.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2014, 09:44:33 AM
Weekly fuck Brady Hoke proclimation.


Fuck Brady Hoke.

better not say that into a headset or he won't hear you.

I watched most of the game, the defense was getting diced in the air. Some nice run stops but they made that QB look like an NFL prospect.

Michigan won't be dominant anytime soon imo. OSU isn't going anywhere, MSU is here to stay, and PSU will be back soon enough.
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Post by: team filler on October 06, 2014, 12:14:18 PM
pac12 took the fade

how long before we turn on sark
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Post by: Huff on October 06, 2014, 01:37:00 PM
Apparently jamesie taught treon how to celebrate a big win. Now if we can just borrow some of them fsu lawyers
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2014, 02:19:20 PM
I'm glad bama lost. Fucking Lane Kiffin has been gifted his entire career. I hope he gets fired, lord knows some of the bama fans alreay want his head.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2014, 02:32:45 PM
Maybe Obama will nominate him for Attorney General. At this point there aren't many jobs high enough for him to fall up to.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 06, 2014, 02:52:10 PM
AP week 7 (http://collegefootball.ap.org/poll)
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on October 06, 2014, 06:19:41 PM
I'm glad bama lost. Fucking Lane Kiffin has been gifted his entire career. I hope he gets fired, lord knows some of the bama fans alreay want his head.
Kiffin will just land on some other big program. Dude lands on his feet every time he gets fired
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Post by: ToxicAdam on October 07, 2014, 08:30:28 AM
AP week 7 (http://collegefootball.ap.org/poll)

Wow TCU. 25->9

That's the team I'm pulling for to make the playoffs.

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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 07, 2014, 08:31:04 AM
I'm glad bama lost. Fucking Lane Kiffin has been gifted his entire career. I hope he gets fired, lord knows some of the bama fans alreay want his head.
Kiffin will just land on some other big program. Dude lands on his feet every time he gets fired

Living off dad's name. Always has been.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: bluemax on October 08, 2014, 12:01:24 AM
pac12 took the fade

how long before we turn on sark

I turned on him the day they hired him.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2014, 01:51:21 AM
How bout that PAC 10, brehs

:heh
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Post by: Kara on October 12, 2014, 02:11:04 AM
Week-in, week-out toughest conference in America. Colorado would win the SEC West.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 12, 2014, 02:13:31 AM
goddamnit :aicmon
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 12, 2014, 02:31:16 AM
Alabama looked hilariously awful whereas Miss. St. looked scary as fuck. Miss. St. to be the new Alabama?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2014, 11:32:29 AM
Man I hate seeing the state of Mississippi with something positve to cheer about or feel good about. Now they have two things. Dammit.

Still looking like Michigan State will sneak into the playoffs lol.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 12, 2014, 11:44:10 AM
Big 10 is :dead
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on October 12, 2014, 02:30:21 PM
Arizona losing takes the sting out of last week a bit. Though now the PAC-12 is a conference full of 1-loss teams or more.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 13, 2014, 10:44:51 PM
University of Washington Hate Week begins. FUCK THE HUSKIES! THE NUMBERS ALL GO TO 11 THIS WEEK!

(https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/820139965.gif?1383797396)
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: bluemax on October 16, 2014, 12:23:31 AM
Kiffin's Krimson Korner

http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/9nihko/kiffin-s-krimson-korner
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2014, 10:05:19 AM
FSU v ND should be good. Given how shaky FSU looks against some bad teams this year I think ND can win.

speaking of FSU, how come everyone shits on the Big 10 when the ACC is worse, outside of FSU :heh
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 16, 2014, 01:39:27 PM
yeah the ACC is a pretty garbage conference. Also, lol @ FSU fans boycotting ESPN this weekend -- ESPN should be boycotting FSU fans for supporting a rapist
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2014, 01:54:50 PM
All that dumbass had to do was play football. Doesn't really have to go to class, doesn't have to buy things since boosters hook him up, doesn't have to worry about sex since women are lining up to fuck the big guy on campus, etc. He can do whatever he wants, within the law - the average person would kill to be in that position.

Instead he's (allegedly) raping chicks and stealing crab legs? :what

Bo Jackson gave him some real talk a few months ago and he got mad/blew the advice off. Dude is a fucking idiot. He has been told his entire life that he was born to play sports. Nothing else mattered. Interestingly he's a good student and believes working hard in the classroom helps his QB skills, which makes his off-the-field behavior even more distinguished mentally-challenged.

Dude could have been a Bo Jackson type talent and dominate two sports professionally. I can't imagine him getting his act together in the NFL with millions of dollars...assuming he isn't throw in jail first.

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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 16, 2014, 02:40:06 PM
I imagine autographs (lol) are what will sink him more than the actual rape he probably committed (sadly). I don't see him having a future in the NFL considering how often he fucks up. Admittedly, NFL players are not much better about this but teams typically don't take on players who have ridiculous drama before they even arrive.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2014, 02:54:46 PM
It'll be interesting. He's not Johnny Football: he has NFL talent, a good arm, is a smart QB, perfect body, etc. I can't help but think he'll be a first round pick unless something else occurs.

But I agree he's too stupid to succeed. Dude could have been the defacto #1 pick to Tampa Bay but I think he'll go late in the first round due to this shit.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 16, 2014, 02:58:26 PM
I think people are expecting Mariota to be the Tampa Bay QB.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2014, 02:59:32 PM
Winston>>>>>>Mariota. I know you're an Oregon fan but you gotta admit that. Turnover machine, gimmick offense, nah.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 16, 2014, 04:48:10 PM
Winston>>>>>>Mariota. I know you're an Oregon fan but you gotta admit that. Turnover machine, gimmick offense, nah.
I don't, actually. He's got some ball security issues, but a lot of his recent issues have been mostly his offensive line being injured and himself being injured last year. He's only improved year over year. Plus he's straight up a better person in every way. Not to mention that Winston, aside from Auburn really, has faced nothing but cupcakes or barely-average teams.
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Post by: bluemax on October 16, 2014, 11:27:59 PM
Winston>>>>>>Mariota. I know you're an Oregon fan but you gotta admit that. Turnover machine, gimmick offense, nah.

Is it really a gimmick offense when several NFL teams are running it?

FSU v ND should be good. Given how shaky FSU looks against some bad teams this year I think ND can win.

speaking of FSU, how come everyone shits on the Big 10 when the ACC is worse, outside of FSU :heh

Cause B1G teams aren't getting pantsed by the SEC in bowl games or the MNC.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2014, 07:20:20 PM
Baylor down...

FSU will beat ND tonight.

MSU is going to the playoffs brehs.

big 10 brehs
 :jawalrus
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2014, 11:23:26 PM
Jameis Winston
:whoo
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 19, 2014, 02:32:25 AM
Jameis the Rapist likely to win another title this year to continuously stain college football

but at least Oregon looked dominant against Washington for 11th year in a row. #FuckTheHuskies
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2014, 03:17:34 PM
How's that decline of the SEC going, brehs?

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sec-1st-conference-put-4-top-5-ap-180505133--ncaaf.html
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: bluemax on October 24, 2014, 11:00:54 PM
How's that decline of the SEC going, brehs?

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sec-1st-conference-put-4-top-5-ap-180505133--ncaaf.html

The SECSPN echo chamber does work to prop up their gravy train.

Yo, PD, what's up with Lisa Ann banging fresman WRs from Notre Dame?
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 25, 2014, 12:47:00 AM
First time a Notre Dame player has had a real girlfriend?
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 25, 2014, 02:55:57 AM
How's that decline of the SEC going, brehs?

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sec-1st-conference-put-4-top-5-ap-180505133--ncaaf.html

The SECSPN echo chamber does work to prop up their gravy train.

Yo, PD, what's up with Lisa Ann banging fresman WRs from Notre Dame?

I would say that the playoff will finally shut everyone up when the 2 SEC teams meet in the final every year, but it looks like they might get 3 or 4 this year. Guess we'll have to expand it to 8 teams to make it fair for all the poorer conferences!  (Not talking about Big 10 obv, JV not allowed)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2014, 09:38:35 AM
So who is going to make it this year. Both Mississippi teams play each other in a few weeks, same applies to Alabama and Auburn. I'll assume Alabama will lose, thus eliminating them from contention. Still Alabama could spoil someone - Miss plays them on the road a couple weeks before playing at Ole Miss.

The point being that at best I could see two SEC teams in the playoffs. The big issue is whether Jameis Winston gets shitcanned or not; I wouldn't be surprised if he's kicked off the team before the end of th season.

MSU will probably win out, including wins against two ranked teams (OSU and Neb). If they pull that off I assume they'll have a great shot at the playoff.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 25, 2014, 11:25:32 AM
Obviously Oregon still has a shot presuming they make it past two fairly big roadblocks (Stanford, Utah).
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2014, 01:17:57 PM
Obviously Oregon still has a shot presuming they make it past two fairly big roadblocks (Stanford, Utah).

True. The fun thing about this is that everything could look drastically different in the new few weeks. Especially if Jameis gets popped.

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Post by: Kara on October 25, 2014, 06:10:57 PM
UCLA barely squeaked by with a 2OT win after going up 17 points in the 3rd quarter  :whew

6-2 is still good, but we could easily have a losing record this year.

Season stinks like Dorrell's 10-2 season.  :yuck
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 25, 2014, 06:47:45 PM
Washington State is currently getting humiliated at home 24-0 against Arizona w/ a minute left in the 1st. In case anyone cares.
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Post by: Huff on October 25, 2014, 09:02:53 PM
Great week. Gators didn't lose and fsu didn't win
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2014, 11:02:42 PM
There goes Ole Miss. What a stupid decision by the QB, can't even blame the playcalling.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on October 26, 2014, 12:09:38 AM
MSU is the class of the Big Ten, but I don't think they are going to run the table. They will trip up somewhere.

I'm still pulling for TCU to make it. Their schedule is legit.



 
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 26, 2014, 12:22:51 AM
There goes Ole Miss. What a stupid decision by the QB, can't even blame the playcalling.
That's a hilarious upset. LSU has been mediocre this year, and they just straight up stunned Ole Miss. Bama is basically going to backstep into the playoffs at this rate.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2014, 01:01:10 AM
Bama will get popped by Auburn IMO.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 26, 2014, 12:52:28 PM
http://deadspin.com/your-sentiments-have-been-acknowledged-well-send-you-t-1650836343

:dead
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Post by: Joe Molotov on October 26, 2014, 07:18:36 PM
Rough.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2014, 08:00:45 PM
My dad honestly though Michigan would win.  :lol

dat U of M arrogance
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Post by: bluemax on October 28, 2014, 03:17:38 AM
Seven win Steve is right on track (For 7 wins).
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 28, 2014, 11:26:19 AM
The FSU violence against women is out of hand. Now it's an RB who beat up his baby momma. Fuck the school and burn its program to the ground.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 28, 2014, 11:28:50 AM
The FSU violence against women is against out of hand. Now it's an RB who beat up his baby momma. Fuck the school and burn its program to the ground.

I agree something needs to be done. As a former player I can assure you this was not common in my time but man, it sure seems to be a thing now. Sucks.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2014, 11:39:09 AM
beat the mother of your child brehs :what

Why would you knock up anyone as an athlete, especially in college? These young dudes are stupid as fuck. 18 years of child support now.

Dwight Howard is going to be so fucking broke in 10-15 years.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 28, 2014, 11:42:04 AM
beat the mother of your child brehs :what

Why would you knock up anyone as an athlete, especially in college? These young dudes are stupid as fuck. 18 years of child support now.

Dwight Howard is going to be so fucking broke in 10-15 years.

Well to be fair PD, it wasn't hard to get female attention in College. And by attention I mean they literally lined up at the door. Some of us weren't as smart as others. I was :-)

And make NO mistake. There are plenty of girls that were looking to get knocked up by a superstar level player (Woodson, Rose, Webber, Etc)  and viewed is as a lottery of sorts. And that's not mean, that's real talk.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2014, 12:05:01 PM
I know, I'm just saying you have to be a dumbass to get one pregnant. A lot of these dudes are smashing random coeds raw.
:what

Even blowjobs aren't safe. These chicks out here saving your nut, going to the bathroom, spitting it out and inserting it into their vaginas real talk. Stay safe brehs.
:tocry
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 28, 2014, 10:56:39 PM
If they were all gay, this would NOT be an issue.
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Post by: Kara on October 28, 2014, 11:03:46 PM
If they were all gay, this would NOT be an issue.

:noah
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2014, 11:13:57 PM
then they'd have to worry about a house in virginia
:hitler
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Post by: Sausage on October 29, 2014, 02:26:55 AM
The Notre Dame dude that's banging Lisa Ann has it figured out. Not after the money and not tryna have a kid.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 29, 2014, 06:59:45 AM
If they were all gay, this would NOT be an issue.

:snoop
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2014, 02:55:42 PM
As far as pregnancy? Yes. And also it would just be better for the team morale.
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Post by: Your Stalker on October 29, 2014, 08:29:42 PM
roman soldiers did it, i don't see why it wouldn't work here
 :fabulous
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Post by: Kara on October 29, 2014, 08:32:22 PM
Being able to wage ersatz war with your lover(s). :lawd :noah
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2014, 10:09:21 PM
though being #realtalk here, most college football bros are pretty unattractive (though the ones that are attractive are REALLY attractive) so maybe it's ok that they're mostly straight.

Also, please follow Clay Travis on twitter: https://twitter.com/ClayTravisBGID

He has been trolling #fsutwitter and FSU ALL WEEK and I love it
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Post by: ToxicAdam on October 30, 2014, 08:21:20 AM
Check out the ending to this high school playoff game.

http://thebiglead.com/2014/10/29/utah-high-school-football-game-has-the-most-unbelievable-ending-you-will-ever-see/

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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 30, 2014, 08:28:02 AM
though being #realtalk here, most college football bros are pretty unattractive (though the ones that are attractive are REALLY attractive) so maybe it's ok that they're mostly straight.

Also, please follow Clay Travis on twitter: https://twitter.com/ClayTravisBGID

He has been trolling #fsutwitter and FSU ALL WEEK and I love it

LOL, and how many do you know? 0

Casting aspersion brehs...

 :goty2
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2014, 02:15:32 PM
Who doesn't? He's gorgeous.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 02:36:37 PM
looks too arabial to me
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2014, 03:47:13 PM
im not even going to touch that.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 04:06:31 PM
because you don't like black guys, we get it.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2014, 04:14:26 PM
yes, clearly. that's probably why i've been sleeping with majority black men for the past month. I definitely don't like them
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 04:15:52 PM
spoken like a true antebellum slave owner.
 :ufup
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 30, 2014, 04:16:04 PM
yes, clearly. that's probably why i've been sleeping with majority black men for the past month. I definitely don't like them

That's clearly why you don't like us.

:tocry
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2014, 04:17:53 PM
I have time travelled from the year 1776 to bring back slavery
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 30, 2014, 04:19:44 PM
I have time travelled from the year 1776 to bring back slavery

Are u john tutor? Omg
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Post by: Your Stalker on October 30, 2014, 04:23:28 PM
 :neogaf
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2014, 04:25:26 PM
i have no idea who that is and now im reading his wikipedia page
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Post by: Kara on October 30, 2014, 04:27:06 PM
John Titor :noah
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 08:56:29 PM
FSU getting blown out
:leon

stars aligning...
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2014, 09:32:59 PM
FUCK

F

S

U

FUCK FSU
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 11:02:02 PM
Bobby Petrino is a fucking idiot.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on October 31, 2014, 12:51:06 AM
Literally had the game on a silver platter and dropped it due to awful, awful, awful HS level playcalling.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 31, 2014, 01:16:48 AM
:neogaf

Oh my bad...I was one of those idiots who was getting laid despite somehow not meeting your intellectual scale. Deal with it. Jesus.....
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Post by: Your Stalker on October 31, 2014, 03:14:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/K9elPIR.png)
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 01, 2014, 06:52:47 PM
Georgia getting WORKED by Florida, oh man I'm gonna get to troll the shit out of obnoxious UGA fans twice this season

:lawd
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2014, 07:38:08 PM
SEC keeps eating itself
:rejoice
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 01, 2014, 07:45:49 PM
Oregon looking solid in first drive of the game. Real ? is how our defense will handle Stanford's physical offense. Lots of big plays given up on 3rd downs this year.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2014, 06:37:18 PM
Auburn down in the 4th quarter, ND about to lose. Hmmm.

Alabama will lose tonight.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2014, 11:58:25 PM
OSU....damn. Didn't expect this at all.

Meanwhile LSU v Alabama :noah

Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 09, 2014, 11:31:32 AM
If JT Barrett keeps playing this well, it's going to make for an interesting QB controversy next year when Braxton comes back.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2014, 08:06:59 AM
If JT Barrett keeps playing this well, it's going to make for an interesting QB controversy next year when Braxton comes back.

He looks a lot better to me. Very poised, fast, good passer, etc. He looks like a more complete Tyrell Pryor to me.

Also he's my cousin on my mom's side :leon
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Post by: ToxicAdam on November 10, 2014, 08:15:53 AM
I generally agree to your assessment, but I still want to see him play in a few more big games. What happens when teams start scouting him hard and start to prepare for what he can do.

Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 10, 2014, 08:16:13 AM
If JT Barrett keeps playing this well, it's going to make for an interesting QB controversy next year when Braxton comes back.

He looks a lot better to me. Very poised, fast, good passer, etc. He looks like a more complete Tyrell Pryor to me.

Also he's my cousin on my mom's side :leon

He better learn Oh Canada if he wants to play quarterback at the next level.

I hate MSU so I was happy to see Ohio State win. They have an uphill battle to get into the playoffs but at least Meyer has them playing to their expected level.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on November 10, 2014, 10:53:34 AM
Jameis involved in yet another investigation regarding point shaving betting during the Louisville game. I cannot wait for this kid to get his shit pushed in.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2014, 11:54:57 AM
I'm pretty sure Jameis googled a list of things you're not supposed to do, and decided to do them all. What the FUCK is wrong with this kid.

Even if the point shaving thing is bullshit it's just another case of him being connected to dumb shit.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 10, 2014, 12:19:32 PM
I'm pretty sure Jameis googled a list of things you're not supposed to do, and decided to do them all. What the FUCK is wrong with this kid.

Even if the point shaving thing is bullshit it's just another case of him being connected to dumb shit.

I'll tell you what, this gets proven and the only way he'll be in an NFL stadium is by buying a ticket.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2014, 12:47:18 PM
It won't be,apparently
http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/11/7/7174775/jameis-winston-point-shaving-louisville-florida-state-fsu

Regardless I think he'll bomb out of the league. Vets aren't going to take his dumb shit, especially if it starts costing games.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 10, 2014, 12:51:05 PM
It won't be,apparently
http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/11/7/7174775/jameis-winston-point-shaving-louisville-florida-state-fsu

Regardless I think he'll bomb out of the league. Vets aren't going to take his dumb shit, especially if it starts costing games.

RG3 ain't out of the league yet breh.

(http://i.imgur.com/tFEcipJ.png)
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 14, 2014, 02:23:11 PM
The Criminoles keep getting off easy. If you're not hating FSU like any good person would, you're wrong:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/15/sports/ncaafootball/for-an-fsu-football-player-a-hit-and-run-becomes-two-traffic-tickets.html?smid=tw-share
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2014, 11:43:01 PM
FSU would get wrecked by Alabama or just about any top SEC. Yall know I hate SEC dick sucking but jeez...
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 16, 2014, 12:18:05 AM
FSU looked awful and jesus christ so many holding calls never made
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Sausage on November 16, 2014, 03:11:27 AM
 Strong is turning this thing around :tocry
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2014, 10:40:34 AM
Strong is turning this thing around :tocry
That defense is starting to rev up, and the offense is coming along. I'm really rooting for Charlie Strong, I hope things work out given some of the ugly shit he has had to deal with from boosters.

Still I wonder if he may have been better off staying at Louiville for another season. The Michigan and Florida coaching jobs will be open after the season.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 16, 2014, 11:22:13 AM
Was at the OSU Minny game yesterday. Ohio State ain't no playoff team. They would get smushed by any sec contender, oregon, and Baylor. They could beat FSU though.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2014, 11:24:41 AM
MSU could beat FSU. They're frauds. And smh at people shitting on the Big Ten as if the ACC isn't way worse.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Sausage on November 16, 2014, 01:23:34 PM
Strong is turning this thing around :tocry
That defense is starting to rev up, and the offense is coming along. I'm really rooting for Charlie Strong, I hope things work out given some of the ugly shit he has had to deal with from boosters.

Still I wonder if he may have been better off staying at Louiville for another season. The Michigan and Florida coaching jobs will be open after the season.
I'm starting to feel like they need to make the switch to Heard next year. It's frustrating to watch him run the same 10 plays over and over again. It's why this offense can't do anything in the second half.
Florida are fucking idiots for hiring Muschamp instead of him. He's still respected by all the high school coaches in Florida and he would have absolutely dominated that whole state in recruiting and football.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 16, 2014, 01:30:08 PM
I think OSU could beat FSU and Oregon.

Alabama and Mississippi State, probably not.

So rankings are going to be, what....

1) Alabama
2) FSU
3) Miss St.
4) Oregon

?
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on November 16, 2014, 11:58:05 PM
FSU going above Oregon for that sloppy win would be stupid
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2014, 09:09:45 AM
FSU doesn't have a loss and is the defending nat champ, of course they'll be ahead of Oregon.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 17, 2014, 09:34:16 AM
except for, you know, last week
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2014, 09:54:44 AM
FSU doesn't have a loss and is the defending nat champ, of course they'll be ahead of Oregon.

FSU are paper tigers, they could not beat any of the top 4 SEC teams

Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2014, 09:59:39 AM
They can beat Oregon though.
:yeshrug
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2014, 10:00:15 AM
They can beat Oregon though.
:yeshrug

Doubt it.....it'd be like 55-28 Oregon.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 17, 2014, 10:28:22 AM
Yeah I feel like Oregon would put up about 50 on this fsu defense.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2014, 11:44:41 AM
I don't think anybody can beat bama, they are a fucking freight train right now.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2014, 11:56:36 AM
Agreed. AJ McCarron looks like a bitch for criticizing the team earlier this year. Fuck him and his whole family. Especially his mom for making me defend Jameis Winston from her distinguished mentally-challenged comments.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2014, 11:59:33 AM
Agreed. AJ McCarron looks like a bitch for criticizing the team earlier this year. Fuck him and his whole family. Especially his mom for making me defend Jameis Winston from her distinguished mentally-challenged comments.

Wait a second, how in the FUCK is Alabama behind TCU in the goddamn playoff rankings, wtf?
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on November 17, 2014, 09:37:59 PM
I don't think anybody can beat bama, they are a fucking freight train right now.
I feel like Alabama will drop one. And I also think Oregon would beat them considering how much Johnny Football tore them apart the past couple years. A dual-threat QB is new to the SEC and I don't think Alabama could handle it.

But it'll be a dirty shootout with Oregon's awful defense (which, at times, can perform pretty well -- such is the beauty and shame of a bend-but-don't-break defensive scheme).
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Post by: bluemax on November 18, 2014, 11:37:33 PM
Alabama's defense would obliterate that awful Oregon offensive line. It pains me to say that.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 19, 2014, 02:56:31 AM
Maybe. The problem with our offensive line is injuries. Andre Y is coming back, as is Grasu. Johnstone being out for being a dumbass is shitty. Pharaoh Brown out is not good at all.

With our offensive line at full strength? We'd steamroll Alabama. Right now? Like I said, it'll be a toss-up. Having two more starters back w/ Jake Fisher still healthy is great at protecting Mariota, which is really the crutch of the system -- as well as Rolls Royce Freeman running like a stouter LMJ/DeAnthony.

Anyway, I'm curious to see if BC could eviscerate FSU. Not hedging any bets, but that'd be a laugh-a-thon.
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Post by: bluemax on November 19, 2014, 11:39:08 PM
Eh, I mean even in Oregon's best recent years they always lose when they get beat on the line and I feel like even at full strength their line wouldn't hold up against Alabama.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2014, 12:38:21 AM
You've outta be quite a fanboy to suggest Oregon could beat Alabama.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on November 20, 2014, 02:03:36 AM
uh huh. Because Alabama hasn't been exposed this year at all or anything
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 20, 2014, 02:58:04 AM
uh huh. Because Alabama hasn't been exposed this year at all or anything

LOL open Bama's schedule.....now open Oregon's.....one of these things is not like the other...
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 20, 2014, 03:21:30 AM
Oregon has had five ranked teams in its schedule compared to Alabama's three (Ole Miss, Miss State, Auburn), and has the most impressive marquee non-conference win against #11 Michigan State of any team this year. LSU waffles between the rankings as it shows how thoroughly mediocre it this year, and Alabama has by far scheduled more cupcake high school dumpster fire teams on its schedule than Oregon does in TWO regular seasons. The win against Miss State can always be depreciated as the SEC continues to eat itself alive over the next few weeks. Alabama could also lose to Auburn again.

Do not even give me this SEC supremacy bullshit. Alabama frequently stacks its seasons with terrible teams and leverages national opinion by facing two, maybe three worthwhile teams.

Even Oregon's upcoming game against Colorado is a tougher game pound for pound than the fucking West Carolina Catamounts.  :lol :lol
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 20, 2014, 07:05:56 AM
MSU is a fraud bro...OSU showed us that. So don't crutch on that one.

Oh and all of Alabamas wins were versus top what....7 at the time? Also way to excuse WV as if they aren't a decent win.

By the way I PLAYED for a big10 school and I hate the SEC....

But whatever, enjoy your 35-21 asswhipping when Oregon plays Bama.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 20, 2014, 12:26:58 PM
Only the ranked teams Alabama has won against that I mentioned have ever been close to the Top 10. The rest are against high school teams, LSU's drunken swerve of a season, and Arkansas.

MSU is not a fraud -- all teams have the ability to be vulnerable, and Alabama has shown that they are definitely vulnerable.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2014, 05:37:58 PM
FSU...
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 22, 2014, 06:11:44 PM
This Utah game is fucking (http://i.imgur.com/8cn2VKY.gif)
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 22, 2014, 07:27:20 PM
FSU didn't look even close to anything top 4 football team material today. Just absolutely horrendous.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2014, 07:39:59 PM
Yup. MSU and OSU constantly looked superior to other Big Ten teams, whereas FSU barely barely beat unranked ACC teams...
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 22, 2014, 08:02:04 PM
I'm very emotional right now, though.

(http://i.imgur.com/17LRTZi.jpg)

#Number8's last snap at Autzen. Best player the Oregon program has ever had.

Hawaiian Heisman.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 26, 2014, 05:00:22 PM
wrong thread

I'll just use this space to say fuck any one tangentially affiliated with the Arizona State University Athletic Department and anyone complicit in its success :pacspit
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 28, 2014, 07:06:32 PM
ASU dropped one to Oregon State

UCLA beat USC then promptly shat the bed against Stanford

ASU loses today

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/037/923/keikaku.jpg)
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Post by: Kara on November 28, 2014, 07:24:27 PM
The last time UCLA beat Stanford I went there. :heh

:bow Kevin Craft :bow2
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 28, 2014, 11:36:31 PM
Arizona oregon again is gonna be brutal. I am not excited.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2014, 05:34:35 PM
witnessing the #dualities of my dad trying not to make his excitement over TJ Barret's (my cousin on my mom's side) game ending injury known. He really thought Michigan was going to win after that.
:heh
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Post by: team filler on November 29, 2014, 06:25:12 PM
trojans shitting on notre dame, so good.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2014, 10:48:38 PM
Amari Cooper

 :o
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on November 29, 2014, 11:51:38 PM
FSU looked, once again, awful as shit.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 30, 2014, 07:03:54 PM
UGA managed to pull off the trifecta of losses that obnoxious, ignorant fans don't want to have this season: Spurrier, Florida, and Tech. GOOD JOB GUYS. It's like I don't even have to try to troll UGA fans thanks to your work.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 30, 2014, 10:19:26 PM
I feel terrible for Ohio State..even as a Michigan dude.

Have a better QB than bitch ass Oregon (check them stats zepher) go down on a fluke play and ruin a shot at the playoffs.....I literally don't wish that on my worst enemy.

Buy it's cool....let's watch frauds like FSU, Oregon, and TCU figure out who's going to lose by 20+ to Alabama.....

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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 30, 2014, 10:27:21 PM
Oregon beats Alabama. Avatar bet?

Bet is obviously called off if they don't end up going head to head.

LOL....I have a better chance of tittyfucking Angelina Jolie tonight while my wife cheers me on.

Oregon isn't worth shit other than beating pansies with fancy football.

Done...bet on...but don't worry...those cunts won't get past TCU/Ohio State


Bet on sissy west coast football brehs. If the Ducks were in the SEC that MIGHT have 8 wins.....doubt it thougj .
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2014, 11:18:22 PM
Oregon beats Alabama. Avatar bet?

Bet is obviously called off if they don't end up going head to head.

LOL....I have a better chance of tittyfucking Angelina Jolie tonight while my wife cheers me on.

Oregon isn't worth shit other than beating pansies with fancy football.

Done...bet on...but don't worry...those cunts won't get past TCU/Ohio State


Bet on sissy west coast football brehs. If the Ducks were in the SEC that MIGHT have 8 wins.....doubt it thougj .
:rofl

Alabama will destroy Oregon or anyone they play.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 01, 2014, 12:01:55 AM
Oregon beats Alabama. Avatar bet?

Bet is obviously called off if they don't end up going head to head.
A shootout that will rely entirely upon Mariota's transcendental football play tearing up Alabama's defensive schemes a la Johnny Football on overdrive.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2014, 12:03:02 AM
How bout that PAC 10, brehs

:heh

This guy knew what he was talking about.

:jawalrus
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 05, 2014, 10:44:59 PM
Arizona's offense is playing like fucking garbage

Oregon's offensive line is stalling this game right now
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Post by: ZephyrFate on December 06, 2014, 11:49:32 AM
Oregon absolutely kicked Arizona's face in and I got so crossfaded last night I passed out at 11pm. Go Ducks! We looked #1 team in the country last night.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on December 06, 2014, 06:44:32 PM
Alabama looking downright beatable today so far
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2014, 07:29:10 PM
Oklahoma :rofl

Bob Stoops to Michigan? :hitler  paging AiA
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 06, 2014, 07:31:10 PM
They can have him.  :bolo
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 06, 2014, 07:44:26 PM
:trash stoops brothers :trash
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Post by: ZephyrFate on December 06, 2014, 08:03:06 PM
Let's see how FSU escapes gt
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 06, 2014, 08:22:54 PM
GT's offense is serious rn
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Post by: Sausage on December 06, 2014, 09:09:47 PM
They can have him.  :bolo

I hope y'all don't Nebraska yourselves.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 06, 2014, 11:09:13 PM
They can have him.  :bolo

I hope y'all don't Nebraska yourselves.

I'm mostly joking, I don't think there's a serious push to run The Stooper out of town this year, idiotic game management at the end of the OKState game notwithstanding.

But who knows, I hear Mac Brown is still on the market.  :gladbron
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 06, 2014, 11:59:21 PM
sohh how do we see it shaking out tomorrow?

I could see:

1. Alabamer
2. Oregon
3. tOSU
4. FSU

committee picks a bigger brand in Ohio State while shafting both Baylor and TCU on some "you don't play in a real conference" steez and Bama-FSU Sugar Bowl matchup is preserved

I could also see it being chalk all the way down w/ the committee tentative to make a statement about their selection process
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 07, 2014, 12:24:21 AM
I think OSU is fucked.  I think the committee will play it safe and leave the rankings as is.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 07, 2014, 12:33:46 AM
idk, talk on the interwebs has really convinced me tOSU is getting in, with how they've played past week 1 plus the clusterfuck the Big XII turned into...


:dayum idk brehs, idk
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Post by: ZephyrFate on December 07, 2014, 01:16:14 AM
Ohio State had a more convincing curbstomp than TCU, which is probably gonna be the difference maker.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2014, 01:16:31 AM
Man I really didn't expect OSU to trounce Wisconsin like that. I can't stand OSU but sure, I'd put them in the playoff ahead of Baylor and TCU.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 07, 2014, 01:37:06 AM
committee definitely wants Ohio State more than the BXII schools, the difficulty is explaining why TCU should be moved down 2 spots. I feel like the committee was putting all their eggs in GT beating FSU today (and also not expecting tOSU to win so convincingly), thereby streamlining the debate. Of course, this all would've been avoided had they not moved FSU down last week for no reason.

But none of this matters because college athletics is really just a tool for elites to deliver opiate-entertainment to the masses in the form of neo-slavery and institutional racism :hans1
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Post by: Sausage on December 07, 2014, 11:54:39 AM
The comittee will probably use the 3rd string qb as an excuse to leave them out, despite what they did yesterday.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 07, 2014, 01:59:01 PM
Oh good, it's been a while since an SEC team has embarrassed Ohio State.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 07, 2014, 01:59:20 PM
sohh, the committee fucked up the matchups

whatever, expecting anything less than an Alabama-Oregon final is thoughtless imo
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Sausage on December 07, 2014, 02:04:19 PM
Ohio St is going to get embarrassed again.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2014, 04:35:02 PM
Alabama v OSU may have been kinda interesting if Barrett was healthy but now...blowout. Definitely expect a Bama v Oregon final, which means Bama wins. Get those excuses ready Zeph.

btw dat SEC bullshit in motion again: Miss St jumps MSU in the final rankings, despite neither playing this week and MSU being two spots ahead of Miss St last week.
:heh

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Post by: bachikarn on December 07, 2014, 10:11:31 PM
Hopefully Oregon kills FSU, and then Urbz decides to retire again (for real this time).
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Post by: ZephyrFate on December 07, 2014, 10:53:11 PM
Alabama v OSU may have been kinda interesting if Barrett was healthy but now...blowout. Definitely expect a Bama v Oregon final, which means Bama wins. Get those excuses ready Zeph.

btw dat SEC bullshit in motion again: Miss St jumps MSU in the final rankings, despite neither playing this week and MSU being two spots ahead of Miss St last week.
:heh
Oregon is great with deep passes, which is a huge weakness for Alabama given how they played Auburn. But if we lose it'll be because our defense blows coverage sometimes.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 08, 2014, 11:24:26 AM
I've had the pleasure of watching TCU 4-5 times this year. They are the better team than OSU, even though I'm inclined to be a Big 10 homer.

Not that it mattered, whoever played Alabama was going to get beat.

I'm still rooting for Florida St. It would be pretty magical if they could eke out two more wins and cap a pretty unlikely undefeated season. It's just the best story.





Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 08, 2014, 11:28:04 AM
yeah, I like watching criminals and a fucked up college program continue to win games
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Post by: ToxicAdam on December 08, 2014, 11:34:17 AM
Sports are entertainment, not elaborate morality plays.

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Post by: ZephyrFate on December 08, 2014, 11:58:54 AM
No wonder programs like Penn State and Florida State are allowed to get away with what they did. So long as they entertain you!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2014, 12:01:22 PM
Remind me which conference the last school to vacate a title is a member of?

:heh
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2015, 04:38:23 PM
So being a Washington native, part of me wants Oregon to lose.

But I feel bad for Oregon continuing to blow it in the big games.

But Oregon fans are fucking obnoxious and a national championship would be make them even worse.

But my wife's cousin is Oregon's offensive coordinator, and I like to see him do well. He's a really nice guy.

So yeah, go Ducks. Just tone down the obnoxious levels people.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2015, 04:48:00 PM
holy shit @ that Michigan State comeback  :whoo

Wisconsin won too. Not a bad day for the Big Ten :obama
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2015, 05:05:03 PM
college playoff time finally :rejoice

Gonna go with Alabama and Oregon.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2015, 06:08:25 PM
As long as a team from the south doesn't win the national championship, I'm ok.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2015, 07:05:41 PM
I always forget just how awful college halftime shows are.
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Post by: Huff on January 01, 2015, 07:52:01 PM
I don't think any of these four teams are all that great or unbeatable (they're lucky TCU got screwed) but FSU has always been the weakest.

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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2015, 08:03:10 PM
That massive fuck up fumble by Winston is a perfect summary of this game.

Florida State massive frauds am i rite. Rite.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on January 01, 2015, 08:09:50 PM
They can beat Oregon though.
:yeshrug
(http://i.imgur.com/Kuc96jd.gif)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2015, 08:12:05 PM
Jameis...that int wasn't his fault but man that fumble and wasting time outs...not a good look homie.
I always forget just how awful college halftime shows are.

Seeing the bands play live is a lot better than witnessing it on tv, in most cases. Some are so good it doesn't matter, like OSU's band.
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Post by: dkdk on January 01, 2015, 08:12:38 PM
jameis my boy i hate it had to be him

I always forget just how awful college halftime shows are.

only at white schools. the halftime show is the only reason to go see a hbcu game.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2015, 08:13:46 PM
HOLY SHIT OREGON SAVE SOME FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
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Post by: Huff on January 01, 2015, 08:35:44 PM
https://vine.co/v/Ow3XaHii1FM
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2015, 08:36:36 PM
grats Zeph.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2015, 08:49:52 PM
70% of Florida State's players ran to the locker room before the game was over. Fucking pathetic. Glad ESPN called them out on it.

Congrats, Zeph. Time to rest up for the 12th.
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Post by: bachikarn on January 01, 2015, 10:02:04 PM
thank god FSU finally lost
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2015, 10:24:19 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6UHg8pCAAMgzox.jpg:large)
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 01, 2015, 10:36:23 PM
FSU deserved it. As did Jameis. And they didn't even shake hands at the end. Perfect summary of that program & those players & those fans.
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Post by: dkdk on January 01, 2015, 11:00:30 PM
at least jameis went to dap him up. his teammates let him down just like they did all  night.

i hope they schedule these games better next year. it's 11pm ffs and it's just now halftime. do it at 1 and 4:30 next year please. or at least 3 and 6:30
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2015, 11:10:01 PM
holy shit OSU
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on January 01, 2015, 11:11:42 PM
at least jameis went to dap him up. his teammates let him down just like they did all  night.

i hope they schedule these games better next year. it's 11pm ffs and it's just now halftime. do it at 1 and 4:30 next year please. or at least 3 and 6:30
the new look bowl season has a massive schedule crunch, esp. if they expand the playoff
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2015, 11:18:44 PM
I didn't see this coming at all. If this pull this off...

regardless this has been a really good day for the Big Ten.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2015, 11:31:25 PM
YUUUUUUSSSSSSS
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2015, 11:35:00 PM
https://twitter.com/davewoodbury/status/550872375940509696

holy fuck  :lol
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2015, 11:35:43 PM
fuck :lol
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Post by: team filler on January 01, 2015, 11:36:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YbkUphz.png)
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2015, 11:40:09 PM
well shit
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2015, 11:43:19 PM
This is a damn good game.

fuck...if Michael Bennett drops to the Lions in the draft I'd be pretty damn happy. Let Suh walk, re-sign Fairley, draft Bennett, pick up another DT in free agency. Then fix the o-line in later rounds, throw in a CB, get a RB (Gurley?).
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Post by: dkdk on January 01, 2015, 11:55:34 PM
down 6, 4th quarter
call a screen on 3rd & 12.

shit like that is how i know i couldn't be a football coach because i'm just too aggressive to punt it and put it on my defense.

edit: and of course it works out  :neogaf
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:02:48 AM
osu is fucked
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:03:04 AM
dat punt
:dead
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:03:17 AM
welp nvm
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:04:07 AM
WOW
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:06:50 AM
Jones holds the ball too long.  Just toss it away or take off man
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:07:01 AM
btw where's Triumph and his SEC dick riding.
(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 02, 2015, 12:08:23 AM
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/1/7479553/oregon-players-chant-no-means-no-after-beating-florida-state

unnecessary, ducks players :/
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:13:36 AM
I don't have any sympathy for a rapist
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:18:22 AM
'Bama's punter is the fucking GOAT
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:23:36 AM
GAME
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Post by: eleuin on January 02, 2015, 12:23:55 AM
fuck da SEC
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:26:23 AM
Ball game.

No SEC teams in the finals
(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 02, 2015, 12:27:31 AM
lol FSU & Alabama, frauds gonna fraud
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:31:31 AM
not yet guys
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:35:39 AM
Run the damn ball.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:36:21 AM
that pass might've just fucked OSU's chances
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Post by: dkdk on January 02, 2015, 12:37:33 AM
what a stupid series of plays  :lol
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:37:35 AM
OSU is so fucking stupid
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:38:15 AM
Wow...
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:41:15 AM
christ meyer you fucking moron
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Post by: dkdk on January 02, 2015, 12:43:02 AM
dont throw it to your all-american receiver brehs.
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Post by: eleuin on January 02, 2015, 12:43:08 AM
 :rejoice
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:45:14 AM
SEC
Triumph

(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 12:45:38 AM
Oregon gonna beat OSU regardless methinks
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 02, 2015, 12:52:58 AM
goddammit ohio state. I wanted an Oregon/Alabama matchup. After this game? I don't. Why? Because Oregon could definitely beat OSU.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 12:57:32 AM
So the only teams MSU lost to will play for the national championship.
:leon

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Post by: ToxicAdam on January 02, 2015, 01:25:05 AM
OSU hasn't really faced an elite QB all season.  I think their d is going to get shredded.

But it's still a great win for them.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 02, 2015, 01:39:27 AM
I'm so glad that this is shutting down the S-E-C dialogue for the second year in a row.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 02, 2015, 01:54:59 AM
I don't have any sympathy for a rapist

(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-november-2-21-27-55.jpg?w=1000&h=562)

Also, I don't know what to say about the SEC. They shat the bed today in a big way.

But, you're all gonna have to put up with either fucking Ohio State as national champs, or a year of Nike/Oregon fellating. You're getting the hero you deserve, instead of need.
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Post by: bachikarn on January 02, 2015, 01:56:51 AM
I think OSU can win. Their OL/DL impressed me, and typically Oregon loses when they lose the LOS.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 02, 2015, 03:02:32 AM
I don't have any sympathy for a rapist

(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-november-2-21-27-55.jpg?w=1000&h=562)

Also, I don't know what to say about the SEC. They shat the bed today in a big way.

But, you're all gonna have to put up with either fucking Ohio State as national champs, or a year of Nike/Oregon fellating. You're getting the hero you deserve, instead of need.
Most people aside from you see Oregon as a respectable champion for the face of college football with an incredible quarterback who is also an amazing person. Yes, we do have a lot of Nike influence. No, we are not the only team that Nike fellates -- see Phil at one of the Alabama games last year.

Oregon deserves this championship win. We've fought for years to get recognized and this will be good.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 02, 2015, 09:42:53 AM
Great at week for the B1G no doubt. Harbaugh to M and some great SEC stomping.

I think Oregon is too much for OSU though.

Oregon: 42
OSU: 35
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 10:45:42 AM
I'm fine with Oregon winning and expect them to. I wouldn't be able to tolerate OSU winning solely due to the Meyer narrative. Smartest guy in the room! A genius! Won with a third string QB! Meanwhile in the real world he almost shat the bed last night in the most idiotic fashion imaginable. Mike Smith is somewhere thinking "hey, I got fired for doing that shit."

Really looks like the playoff commission was redeemed big time yesterday. MSU beating Baylor in what was essentially a home game (Texas) plus OSU taking out Alabama...didn't see it coming. I still feel bad for TCU though.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on January 02, 2015, 10:57:49 AM
I personally liked that first down call (deep bomb). Cardale can throw it and Alabama has been susceptible to the deep ball all season long. I hate when underdogs play scared at the end of a game.

There were so many big moments in that game last night. Even the on-side kick and hail mary could have been recovered by Alabama if they were just a few inches lower. That TD OSU scored before the half was decided by inches, too.





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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 02, 2015, 11:57:32 AM
I don't have any sympathy for a rapist

(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-november-2-21-27-55.jpg?w=1000&h=562)

Also, I don't know what to say about the SEC. They shat the bed today in a big way.

But, you're all gonna have to put up with either fucking Ohio State as national champs, or a year of Nike/Oregon fellating. You're getting the hero you deserve, instead of need.
Most people aside from you see Oregon as a respectable champion for the face of college football with an incredible quarterback who is also an amazing person. Yes, we do have a lot of Nike influence. No, we are not the only team that Nike fellates -- see Phil at one of the Alabama games last year.

Oregon deserves this championship win. We've fought for years to get recognized and this will be good.

I have no problem with anything you said except the bolded; there's no such thing in sports. Go out and earn it. That attitude may be why people hate the SEC so damn much, just fyi. :P
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 02, 2015, 01:18:33 PM
Hard to argue with Meyer's success PD. Best damn cheater in the game.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 02, 2015, 04:43:23 PM
You're just being pedantic. You know what I mean. I know that oregon has to earn this win, but with how the defense swarmed FSU and how our offense was a machine, Ohio state is going to lose.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on January 02, 2015, 05:16:31 PM
what does swarmed mean here? because Oregon gave up 528 total yards of offense. I'm expecting them to beat Ohio State, but what happens if they can't force turnovers like they did last night? Even through the third quarter, FSU was driving pretty consistently, 4.6 yards a carry, 7.8 yards per pass, turnovers notwithstanding. Ducks offense was insanely efficient though, and they always seem a cut above their opponent, which imo will be the difference in the game next Monday.
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Post by: bachikarn on January 02, 2015, 06:43:15 PM
Forgot the Aggies bruh
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Post by: Great Rumbler on January 02, 2015, 06:46:22 PM
Forgot the Aggies bruh

Aggies weren't ranked in the top 25.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 06:49:51 PM
lose to notre dame brehs
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 02, 2015, 10:42:49 PM
what does swarmed mean here? because Oregon gave up 528 total yards of offense. I'm expecting them to beat Ohio State, but what happens if they can't force turnovers like they did last night? Even through the third quarter, FSU was driving pretty consistently, 4.6 yards a carry, 7.8 yards per pass, turnovers notwithstanding. Ducks offense was insanely efficient though, and they always seem a cut above their opponent, which imo will be the difference in the game next Monday.
Yardage means nothing when you're running a bend but don't break defense. Turnovers and actual points scored are what count. Our red zone defense was phenomenal and shut down nearly every potential touchdown drive FSU had aside from two. The ducks defense is built to let big plays happen midfield and then start to turn the heat up as an opponent gets closer to goal line. Our defense has consistently stifled opponents for the past three games. It's actually the best I've seen our "soft" defense play. The defense is built to stay on the field for long periods of time so that our machine-like offense gets breathing room to come in and make minute-long touchdown drives.

By "swarmed" I mean that Jameis was getting pressured nearly every play.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on January 02, 2015, 11:24:15 PM
I agree with you on Oregon's ability to put pressure on Winston and their success in the red zone, but id hesitate to say that yardage means nothing, especially when it's leading to points, which was the case in the first half (and their first drive of the second). All of thats moot, however, considering FSU never regained the lead.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 02, 2015, 11:42:09 PM
Oregon has always been a second half team. The only times that hasn't been true this year was Washington state and arizona first time, due to a snakebit injured offensive line. We would have beaten fsu even if they hadn't completely shut down the second half.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2015, 11:43:04 PM
Yea I'm still amazed at what they did to MSU in the second half of that game. It looked like MSU was going to just clamp down and suffocate them...and then boom.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 03, 2015, 12:32:20 AM
Man I hope Oregon wins for Zephrys sake. Because if not he's going to get hammered for assuring a victory in a sport I don't think he quite understands.

1 game is 1 game. Shit happens...ask Alabama.

There is no such animal as a sure thing in the NCAA anymore.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2015, 01:28:01 AM
Oregon has a problem of choking in the big game. I really hope they can pull this off, but the way they dominated FSU on both sides of the field makes me think that OSU has an uphill battle to fight.

But with said, you gotta play the game.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 03, 2015, 01:28:35 AM
Man I hope Oregon wins for Zephrys sake. Because if not he's going to get hammered for assuring a victory in a sport I don't think he quite understands.

1 game is 1 game. Shit happens...ask Alabama.

There is no such animal as a sure thing in the NCAA anymore.
You can fuck the hell off for telling me that I don't understand college football. Seriously. Go fuck yourself. I of all people understand Oregon's strengths and weaknesses, and have been there when we've "choked in the big game." I have a strong feeling this time will be different.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2015, 01:33:50 AM
I simply refuse to believe OSU can beat two top 3 teams with a third string QB.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2015, 03:55:10 AM
I simply refuse to believe OSU can beat two top 3 teams with a third string QB.

I don't know, dude. Urban Meyer is like a witch. He won a fucking title with that loser Tebow.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2015, 12:39:23 PM
That's different. It's hard to deny Tebow was one of the top 10-15 greatest college players ever. Dude was good at college football. I just think Oregon is going to be too much offensively for OSU's QB to keep up with.

Yes beating Alabama in what was essentially a home game for them was impressive as fuck. Meyer is amazing I won't deny. But he also makes boneheaded decisions that people casually ignore. They could have easily gave that game away to Bama.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 03, 2015, 12:40:38 PM
I feel like Ohio State beat Alabama in much the same way they did last year -- capitalize on a weak secondary.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 08, 2015, 11:53:09 AM
Post your championship predictions here

Oregon 49
Ohio State 35

MVP: Mariotta

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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 08, 2015, 01:07:27 PM
Post your championship predictions here

Oregon 49
Ohio State 35

MVP: Mariotta
This is pretty much mine. But they're gonna leave Mariota in all 4 quarters, so I doubt we'll score less than 50. It depends a lot on how good his game his. He always has shaky first-halves and we can't let Ohio State get too far ahead.
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 08, 2015, 03:20:09 PM
I hope the title game gets another visit from
(http://i.imgur.com/cY5bHxY.gif)
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 08, 2015, 03:23:39 PM
I hope the title game gets another visit from
(http://i.imgur.com/cY5bHxY.gif)

Don't be insulting my Mile hoods, byotch.  Take your bitch from you at a coney island breh.
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 08, 2015, 03:39:41 PM
Are you rooting for OSU, breh?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
cause if so :ufup :kobeyuck
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 08, 2015, 09:50:19 PM
Are you rooting for OSU, breh?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
cause if so :ufup :kobeyuck
[close]

Where the fuck you get that?

B1G (hate that) is whom I want to win. Fuck Ohio's community college but fuck the PAC 10 12 14 or whatever worse.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 08, 2015, 10:29:10 PM
It's been the PAC-12 for quite a while now. I feel like that's easy to know.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 08, 2015, 10:41:50 PM
It's been the PAC-12 for quite a while now. I feel like that's easy to know.

#sarcasm
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 09, 2015, 12:38:40 AM
 ::)
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 09, 2015, 10:01:00 PM
WR Darren Carrington, who has been a total star wide receiver for the Ducks past few games, got busted for smoking pot and isn't going to the game. He literally couldn't wait a week? At this rate, our lack of depth is going to expose us hard. Suddenly feeling like calling in sick won't be worth it.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 10, 2015, 04:17:29 AM
http://m.espn.go.com/ncf/story?storyId=12144022

Yup...dumb decision. I've done worse though so I can't even judge the kid.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 10, 2015, 04:21:08 AM
Man I hope Oregon wins for Zephrys sake. Because if not he's going to get hammered for assuring a victory in a sport I don't think he quite understands.

1 game is 1 game. Shit happens...ask Alabama.

There is no such animal as a sure thing in the NCAA anymore.
You can fuck the hell off for telling me that I don't understand college football. Seriously. Go fuck yourself. I of all people understand Oregon's strengths and weaknesses, and have been there when we've "choked in the big game." I have a strong feeling this time will be different.

:yeshrug
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2015, 08:40:44 PM
Refs already fucking up.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2015, 09:18:54 PM
OSU lookin' good
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2015, 09:44:59 PM
OSU should be up 28 to 7 right now.  Fucking fumbles
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2015, 09:56:14 PM
OSU looks fucking great.  Those two fumbles are still huge though.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2015, 09:58:40 PM
This dude is a third string QB
:mindblown

OSU is dominating.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2015, 10:01:52 PM
Cardale looks fantastic
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 12, 2015, 10:11:28 PM
Oregon is being typical Oregon in the big game. :-/
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2015, 10:22:02 PM
Michael Bennett
:noah

pls fall to the late first round
:lawd
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Post by: ToxicAdam on January 12, 2015, 11:21:34 PM
MVP is the OSU misdirection play. It's been doing all the work.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2015, 11:34:53 PM
GG.

Big Ten
:obama

Oregon shits the bed again. So many OSU fuck ups, Oregon couldn't capitalize once.
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Post by: bachikarn on January 12, 2015, 11:36:30 PM
damnit Urban, why did you have to quit on us.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2015, 11:37:49 PM
Game still isn't over...
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2015, 11:43:45 PM
Epic collapse by Oregon.  Lord
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2015, 11:55:01 PM
When you think about it, Mariotta is the best player on the field but the next nine best players are all Buckeyes. Oregon's run game was shut down, their screens were snuffed out, and their defense got shredded. I truly thought Oregon would be able to tire OSU out with the pace.

Man that suspended WR better not show his face on campus tomorrow lol. Smoke weed and get suspended for the biggest game of your life brehs...

Man that OSU o-line is godly. It was amazing last year and they managed to reload despite losing multiple guys to the draft. Very good guard play all day. I hope the Lions front office is watching.
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Post by: dkdk on January 12, 2015, 11:55:11 PM
It's gonna take a lot for Oregon to undo the perception of being a fraud program.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2015, 12:03:57 AM
Honestly I think TCU could beat Oregon. They stomped the one fraudulent team in the playoff, that's it...
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2015, 12:08:18 AM
No riots in Eugene tonight. Too stoned.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2015, 12:17:27 AM
Yay!  Best thing to happen to Ohio sports since Lebron was drafted.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on January 13, 2015, 12:21:57 AM
Zephyr noooo :brazilcry
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2015, 12:23:24 AM
But guys Oregon deserved to win
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Post by: ToxicAdam on January 13, 2015, 12:27:46 AM
The most impressive thing about OSU was their ability to tackle. You rarely saw any yac in either game they won. In both fourth quarters they were lacing dudes in bounds and keeping that clock rolling.

One of the most surprising seasons ever for the program.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on January 13, 2015, 01:57:48 AM
Being perenially #2 or #3 or #4 is ok. The real problem is our defense. We won't ever get a big title until we get a good DC and bigger guys. Fire Don Pellum.

Mariota deserved so much better going into the NFL then this. The plus side is that he will probably go to the Eagles now in the third round.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 13, 2015, 05:57:07 AM
Man I hope Oregon wins for Zephrys sake. Because if not he's going to get hammered for assuring a victory in a sport I don't think he quite understands.

1 game is 1 game. Shit happens...ask Alabama.

There is no such animal as a sure thing in the NCAA anymore.
You can fuck the hell off for telling me that I don't understand college football. Seriously. Go fuck yourself. I of all people understand Oregon's strengths and weaknesses, and have been there when we've "choked in the big game." I have a strong feeling this time will be different.

:yeshrug

Told ya bro.

I thought Oregon was going to win until that 97 yard drive. You guys have some monster DE's but they were physically worn out by the end of the 1st quarter. You guys really need to add depth on your D-Line.

I don't think Mariota slips too far man. He was clearly the best player on the field.

Cardinale Jones

:lawd
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2015, 11:16:18 AM
You mean Bob Newhart?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7M4bE8CQAAUiut.jpg:large)
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on January 13, 2015, 12:02:15 PM
Man I hope Oregon wins for Zephrys sake. Because if not he's going to get hammered for assuring a victory in a sport I don't think he quite understands.

1 game is 1 game. Shit happens...ask Alabama.

There is no such animal as a sure thing in the NCAA anymore.
You can fuck the hell off for telling me that I don't understand college football. Seriously. Go fuck yourself. I of all people understand Oregon's strengths and weaknesses, and have been there when we've "choked in the big game." I have a strong feeling this time will be different.

:yeshrug

Told ya bro.

I thought Oregon was going to win until that 97 yard drive. You guys have some monster DE's but they were physically worn out by the end of the 1st quarter. You guys really need to add depth on your D-Line.

I don't think Mariota slips too far man. He was clearly the best player on the field.

Cardinale Jones

:lawd
That's something that only about 4 teams in the country can reliably do, especially since you need good genetic talent to shore up a strong D-line. But in reality, the (four) losses to our passing game shanked our offense and we couldn't capitalize on the many turnovers our D was forcing on OSU.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on January 13, 2015, 12:04:55 PM
The mega cast (6 coaches watching the game) on the other ESPN channel was amazing to watch. I didn't start watching it until the second quarter, but I was completely hooked once I got used to it.


I don't know if ESPN will rebroadcast it, but you should definitely check it out if they do.

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Post by: Brehvolution on January 13, 2015, 12:54:24 PM
I would have liked to watch some of that.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2015, 02:05:52 PM
Soooo what does OSU do next year, QB wise? Barrett and Jones are better than Miller, who is coming back. I think Barrett is their best player but it would be hard to take the job away from Jones after these last three games.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 13, 2015, 02:34:28 PM
Soooo what does OSU do next year, QB wise? Barrett and Jones are better than Miller, who is coming back. I think Barrett is their best player but it would be hard to take the job away from Jones after these last three games.

Best guess?

Miller transfers as he has already graduated and won't have to sit out a year.

Jones probably has to start as this point, then goes pro after next year

JT Barrett takes over after that.

But who the hell knows?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2015, 02:36:29 PM
Yup. Sounds like Miller will go to Oregon or LSU. Jones has to start after this shit, but I'm sure there will be a camp battle for the starting spot. Whoever loses starts the next year.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 13, 2015, 02:42:42 PM
Yup. Sounds like Miller will go to Oregon or LSU. Jones has to start after this shit, but I'm sure there will be a camp battle for the starting spot. Whoever loses starts the next year.

Could you imagine for a second if we (U of M) took miller.....

 :jawalrus
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2015, 02:55:39 PM
I really want Michigan to grab Miller for the sheer hilarity of it all.  The rivalry will get even more heated.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 13, 2015, 03:03:36 PM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/41/417fc93074c073c842feeed45d1eb31f4a2919a23f1121388072a8ef15dfc5f2.jpg)
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2015, 03:03:43 PM
I'm not sure I want to live in a world where the Big 10 is relevant

:fbm
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 13, 2015, 03:07:29 PM
I'm not sure I want to live in a world where the Big 10 is relevant

:fbm

Let's see, how old are you?

70's 3 national championships

80's Sent most players to pros

90's 2 national championships

00's 1 national championship

10's First ever Playoff Football championship

When exactly did we not matter?
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 13, 2015, 03:48:36 PM
Dude. Do you really want me to post SEC stats from the 90's on? (when I started paying attention to cf)
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 13, 2015, 03:49:10 PM
Dude. Do you really want me to post SEC stats from the 90's on? (when I started paying attention to cf)

Sure, start with this year

 :umad
 :umad
 :umad
 :umad
 :umad
 :umad
 :umad :umad :umad :umad :umad
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2015, 03:49:38 PM
Yeah seriously, big 10 has been irrelevant for the better part of a decade until now
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 13, 2015, 03:51:12 PM
Yeah seriously, big 10 has been irrelevant for the better part of a decade until now

How so? Go google which conference sends the most players to the pros..B1G has always been in the top 3. How getting the most students "employed" doesn't matter to you I'll never understand.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2015, 03:55:00 PM
:what

I'm not talking about pro readiness, I'm talking about championship and bowl game success.

You get defensive and douchy about the weirdest shit
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 13, 2015, 03:56:38 PM
:what

I'm not talking about pro readiness, I'm talking about championship and bowl game success.

You get defensive and douchy about the weirdest shit

I'm neither ha ha. I'm just saying if the goal of college football is to employ then student athletes then the B1G 10 is doing a pretty good job

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Post by: ToxicAdam on January 14, 2015, 10:47:46 AM
AiA is the biggest fanboy I've ever seen on the internet. It's like he was cryogenically frozen in 1994 and now has revived and is attempting to communicate with the world.

 
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 14, 2015, 10:48:56 AM
AiA is the biggest fanboy I've ever seen on the internet. It's like he was cryogenically frozen in 1994 and now has revived and is attempting to communicate with the world.


Blah Blah Blah, B-team gonna bitch and cry like the b-team.

 :neogaf

Be mad because I actually have pride for things I did with my life rather then sit behind and computer and bitch like a girl.

 :goty2
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Post by: ToxicAdam on January 14, 2015, 10:51:00 AM
Only one person here catching feelings over internet ...

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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 14, 2015, 10:52:17 AM
Only one person here catching feelings over internet ...

LOL, not me. I'm good with my life bud. Hope someday you can be too.

But then again I love all my haters because opposites attract  :heartbeat
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 15, 2015, 09:43:37 AM
Zephyr, I thought you might like this. Dude seems like a really good guy too.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2sf9qi/i_am_anthony_trucks_former_oregon_football_player/

Lots of Oregon questions.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2015, 09:44:44 AM
OSU makes the Big Ten relevant. And recently, MSU. Barring sanctions OSU is almost always a top ten team and hasn't struggled against power 5 teams. Next season it'll start the season with two teams in the top 10 (OSU and MSU).

Ultimately the Big Ten now has three of the top 10 coaches in college football (Meyer, Dantonio, Harbaugh), Penn State is coming back (unfortunately), and Wisconsin is good. The conference will be quite relevant in the coming years, and I think the playoff commission made it clear that winning the Big Ten is almost a surefire way to get into the playoffs. The way the SEC is set up makes it very hard for them to get two teams into the playoffs.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 15, 2015, 09:46:27 AM
OSU makes the Big Ten relevant. And recently, MSU. Barring sanctions OSU is almost always a top ten team and hasn't struggled against power 5 teams. Next season it'll start the season with two teams in the top 10 (OSU and MSU).

Ultimately the Big Ten now has three of the top 10 coaches in college football (Meyer, Dantonio, Harbaugh), Penn State is coming back (unfortunately), and Wisconsin is good. The conference will be quite relevant in the coming years, and I think the playoff commission made it clear that winning the Big Ten is almost a surefire way to get into the playoffs. The way the SEC is set up makes it very hard for them to get two teams into the playoffs.

I wonder what's going to happen with Nebraska....they seem to be sinking faster than they can swim.

Hopefully this title will make recruiting easier for Maryland and Rutgers moving forward.
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Post by: bluemax on August 06, 2015, 04:17:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ugeY0pmh.jpg)

 :kobeyuck
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 06, 2015, 04:30:13 PM
That doesn't even sound cool in a football sense, it sounds really lame. And when your football program is already known to be a little bit rapey, well....
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 06, 2015, 05:07:53 PM
Getting close brehs :lawd

Lots to look forward to, especially in the Big Ten. Harbaugh's debut, MSU's consistency. Will be interesting to see how Braxton Miller works as a WR for OSU. That offense is insane.

Also interested in seeing if Texas can take that next step. I'm not a Texas fan obviously but I like Charlie Strong, definitely hoping he succeeds.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on August 07, 2015, 07:51:30 AM
Coming off of the end of last year, I'm already pretty accepting of Ohio State just crushing faces in once more this year. Their o-line is ridiculous.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on August 07, 2015, 09:43:24 AM
OSU's schedule this year is a joke. I can't imagine a top school having an easier road than they do.

Quote
   at Virginia Tech Hokies

Sep. 12   Warriors   Hawaii Rainbow Warriors

Sep. 19   Huskies   Northern Illinois Huskies

Sep. 26   Broncos   Western Michigan Broncos

Oct. 3   Hoosiers   at Indiana Hoosiers

Oct. 10   Terrapins   Maryland Terrapins (HC)

Oct. 17   Nittany Lions   Penn State Nittany Lions

Oct. 24   Scarlet Knights   at Rutgers Scarlet Knights

Oct. 31   ---   Open Date   ---   ---

Nov. 7   Gophers   Minnesota Golden Gophers

Nov. 14   Fighting Illini   at Illinois Fighting Illini

Nov. 21   Spartans   Michigan State Spartans

Nov. 28   Wolverines   at Michigan Wolverines

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Post by: ZephyrFate on August 07, 2015, 08:19:55 PM
Wow. that is a serious cupcake schedule.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2015, 10:24:09 AM
That schedule is pathetic tbh. No justification for getting into the playoff with one loss this year.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2015, 10:15:46 PM
@AiA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIubJU6kvtQ

excited for a 5 win season breh?
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 11, 2015, 09:25:15 AM
That schedule is pathetic tbh. No justification for getting into the playoff with one loss this year.

I don't think Meyer though he'd be this far along in the rebuilding program after JT. I would hope he steps up his schedule strength in the upcoming years.

Also if they lose to VT this year because 4 of their starters wanted to smoke weed and skip class they better never get into the top 5.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 11, 2015, 09:28:07 AM
@AiA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIubJU6kvtQ

excited for a 5 win season breh?

6 man. 6 is the magic number. And 1 suspension when Harbaugh sacks Jones himself when OSU is up 31-3 in the first quarter..... :snoop
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2015, 12:10:40 PM
That schedule is pathetic tbh. No justification for getting into the playoff with one loss this year.

I don't think Meyer though he'd be this far along in the rebuilding program after JT. I would hope he steps up his schedule strength in the upcoming years.

Also if they lose to VT this year because 4 of their starters wanted to smoke weed and skip class they better never get into the top 5.

If they lose they'll get right back into the top 5 before they play Michigan, just watch. I really loved the playoff idea but the fix is definitely in, Power 5 wise. A one loss OSU would still get past TCU/Baylor/etc types. Granted I thought Baylor was exposed as unworthy last year.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 11, 2015, 12:15:45 PM
Look I have respect for Meyer's ability to cheat and not get caught (every D1 coach does it, pretend they don't) and his ability to accumulate talent. He's helping us rebuild the BIG 10's rep for sure.

That said Ohio State is going to lose a game this year (MSU or VT) and they'll dick over a worthy team and get in anyway. 2 quarterback teams NEVER win shit.
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Post by: bluemax on August 11, 2015, 06:02:53 PM
Look I have respect for Meyer's ability to cheat and not get caught (every D1 coach does it, pretend they don't) and his ability to accumulate talent. He's helping us rebuild the BIG 10's rep for sure.

That said Ohio State is going to lose a game this year (MSU or VT) and they'll dick over a worthy team and get in anyway. 2 quarterback teams NEVER win shit.

Meyer won a MNC at Florida with 2 QBs: http://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/florida/2006.html
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Post by: Fragamemnon on August 16, 2015, 10:39:44 AM
Dantonio's got Meyer's number this year and will be ordering him his pizza in the third quarter.
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Post by: Kara on August 16, 2015, 11:28:18 AM
Look I have respect for Meyer's ability to cheat and not get caught (every D1 coach does it, pretend they don't) and his ability to accumulate talent. He's helping us rebuild the BIG 10's rep for sure.

That said Ohio State is going to lose a game this year (MSU or VT) and they'll dick over a worthy team and get in anyway. 2 quarterback teams NEVER win shit.

Meyer won a MNC at Florida with 2 QBs: http://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/florida/2006.html

>Implying Tim Tebow is a quarterback.
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Post by: Huff on August 16, 2015, 01:16:58 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdu5IiAy6jPtOOv-znlroouQqqbfcAE4UFIRcQZJdxH535STZq)

one of my favorite pictures of all time
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Post by: ZephyrFate on August 16, 2015, 05:02:36 PM
Dantonio's got Meyer's number this year and will be ordering him his pizza in the third quarter.
Whatever keeps OSU from another title and sets up an Oregon/Alabama or Oregon/TCU national championship game is fine by me. We got another Heisman-worthy quarterback this year, too.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 16, 2015, 05:10:45 PM
Dunno if MSU's defense can stop OSU though.

Just looking at TCU's schedule I don't see them being selected for the playoffs.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Fragamemnon on August 16, 2015, 09:25:23 PM
Dunno if MSU's defense can stop OSU though.

Just looking at TCU's schedule I don't see them being selected for the playoffs.

I feel pretty confident that the ACC champ is going to be the one left out this year. A strong run by TCU would only get halted by Baylor being better and winning their head to head.

The other playoff x factor is Boise St. going undefeated but I don't see that happening this year.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2015, 03:13:25 PM
MSU will beat Oregon. Write it down.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 26, 2015, 04:10:29 AM
Strongly disagree. Oregon has Vernon Adams, a Mariota 2.0.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 26, 2015, 05:27:52 AM
Strongly disagree. Oregon has Vernon Adams, a Mariota 2.0.

Nah this ain't your year. Next year is the time

MSU 31
Oregon 21
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 26, 2015, 04:41:37 PM
Strongly disagree. Oregon has Vernon Adams, a Mariota 2.0.

Nah this ain't your year. Next year is the time

MSU 31
Oregon 21
There's absolutely nothing that proves this. Especially since Royce Freeman is coming into his own and is an All-American RB. He's going to run the fuck over MSU's line.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 26, 2015, 09:15:03 PM
Strongly disagree. Oregon has Vernon Adams, a Mariota 2.0.

Nah this ain't your year. Next year is the time

MSU 31
Oregon 21
There's absolutely nothing that proves this. Especially since Royce Freeman is coming into his own and is an All-American RB. He's going to run the fuck over MSU's line.

Kinda like you said you guys were gonna do in the playoffs last year? Which was a better team than this one...k
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 27, 2015, 03:16:29 AM
We annihilated FSU. Something MSU would never have been able to do. Let's not even begin with the lulz of MSU even attempting to take on OSU. Sit down.

There's no sign that the current Oregon team is any downgrade from last year's. In fact, our line has bigger boys than it did last year.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 27, 2015, 09:19:34 AM
We annihilated FSU. Something MSU would never have been able to do. Let's not even begin with the lulz of MSU even attempting to take on OSU. Sit down.

There's no sign that the current Oregon team is any downgrade from last year's. In fact, our line has bigger boys than it did last year.

For all the shit you talk you've never been correct. Oregon won't finish in the Top 5 this year. They are a good team but nowhere near as good as last year.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 27, 2015, 09:38:23 AM
I'm not an MSU stan or fan by any means but they could have beaten FSU last year; Winston didn't look good against decent secondaries last year, how would he look against MSU lol? FSU had no business being in the playoffs.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 27, 2015, 03:44:42 PM
We annihilated FSU. Something MSU would never have been able to do. Let's not even begin with the lulz of MSU even attempting to take on OSU. Sit down.

There's no sign that the current Oregon team is any downgrade from last year's. In fact, our line has bigger boys than it did last year.

For all the shit you talk you've never been correct. Oregon won't finish in the Top 5 this year. They are a good team but nowhere near as good as last year.
And for all the shit you spew against Oregon, you're still completely fucking incorrect. Oregon has finished Top 5 much of the past decade, and will continue to do so. Losing Mariota isn't as big of a deal as you're making it to be. Fuck you.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 27, 2015, 09:53:57 PM
We annihilated FSU. Something MSU would never have been able to do. Let's not even begin with the lulz of MSU even attempting to take on OSU. Sit down.

There's no sign that the current Oregon team is any downgrade from last year's. In fact, our line has bigger boys than it did last year.

For all the shit you talk you've never been correct. Oregon won't finish in the Top 5 this year. They are a good team but nowhere near as good as last year.
And for all the shit you spew against Oregon, you're still completely fucking incorrect. Oregon has finished Top 5 much of the past decade, and will continue to do so. Losing Mariota isn't as big of a deal as you're making it to be. Fuck you.


Quoted for when you guys miss the playoffs.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: team filler on August 27, 2015, 10:14:07 PM
TROJANS!!!
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 28, 2015, 03:08:51 AM
We annihilated FSU. Something MSU would never have been able to do. Let's not even begin with the lulz of MSU even attempting to take on OSU. Sit down.

There's no sign that the current Oregon team is any downgrade from last year's. In fact, our line has bigger boys than it did last year.

For all the shit you talk you've never been correct. Oregon won't finish in the Top 5 this year. They are a good team but nowhere near as good as last year.
And for all the shit you spew against Oregon, you're still completely fucking incorrect. Oregon has finished Top 5 much of the past decade, and will continue to do so. Losing Mariota isn't as big of a deal as you're making it to be. Fuck you.


Quoted for when you guys miss the playoffs.
The next time you feel the incorrigably stupid need to insult Oregon for no particularly good reason at all, step away from your keyboard, ram your head repeatedly against a wall until the desire goes away or you're concussed, then post.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Huff on August 28, 2015, 04:08:16 AM
Lol suck a dick and chill bro
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 28, 2015, 04:36:22 AM
lol lets say some homophobic shit while we are at it
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 28, 2015, 05:37:32 AM
lol lets say some homophobic shit while we are at it

Jesus christ man relax. People aren't going to like your team, it's life.

I'm a Michigan man. We'll be lucky to win 6 games this year, do you got that going for you.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 28, 2015, 09:18:00 AM
We annihilated FSU. Something MSU would never have been able to do. Let's not even begin with the lulz of MSU even attempting to take on OSU. Sit down.

There's no sign that the current Oregon team is any downgrade from last year's. In fact, our line has bigger boys than it did last year.

For all the shit you talk you've never been correct. Oregon won't finish in the Top 5 this year. They are a good team but nowhere near as good as last year.
And for all the shit you spew against Oregon, you're still completely fucking incorrect. Oregon has finished Top 5 much of the past decade, and will continue to do so. Losing Mariota isn't as big of a deal as you're making it to be. Fuck you.


Quoted for when you guys miss the playoffs.
The next time you feel the incorrigably stupid need to insult Oregon for no particularly good reason at all, step away from your keyboard, ram your head repeatedly against a wall until the desire goes away or you're concussed, then post.

And for the record I've forgot more about football than you'll ever know. I suggest you keep that in mind, junior. 
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2015, 11:43:25 AM
We need a pick'em league or something. Also avatar bets.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 28, 2015, 01:46:22 PM
We annihilated FSU. Something MSU would never have been able to do. Let's not even begin with the lulz of MSU even attempting to take on OSU. Sit down.

There's no sign that the current Oregon team is any downgrade from last year's. In fact, our line has bigger boys than it did last year.

For all the shit you talk you've never been correct. Oregon won't finish in the Top 5 this year. They are a good team but nowhere near as good as last year.
And for all the shit you spew against Oregon, you're still completely fucking incorrect. Oregon has finished Top 5 much of the past decade, and will continue to do so. Losing Mariota isn't as big of a deal as you're making it to be. Fuck you.


Quoted for when you guys miss the playoffs.
The next time you feel the incorrigably stupid need to insult Oregon for no particularly good reason at all, step away from your keyboard, ram your head repeatedly against a wall until the desire goes away or you're concussed, then post.

And for the record I've forgot more about football than you'll ever know. I suggest you keep that in mind, junior.
Dude just shut the fuck up already. Don't even bother pulling any sort of age relates condescension bullshit.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 28, 2015, 02:52:03 PM
We annihilated FSU. Something MSU would never have been able to do. Let's not even begin with the lulz of MSU even attempting to take on OSU. Sit down.

There's no sign that the current Oregon team is any downgrade from last year's. In fact, our line has bigger boys than it did last year.

For all the shit you talk you've never been correct. Oregon won't finish in the Top 5 this year. They are a good team but nowhere near as good as last year.
And for all the shit you spew against Oregon, you're still completely fucking incorrect. Oregon has finished Top 5 much of the past decade, and will continue to do so. Losing Mariota isn't as big of a deal as you're making it to be. Fuck you.


Quoted for when you guys miss the playoffs.
The next time you feel the incorrigably stupid need to insult Oregon for no particularly good reason at all, step away from your keyboard, ram your head repeatedly against a wall until the desire goes away or you're concussed, then post.

And for the record I've forgot more about football than you'll ever know. I suggest you keep that in mind, junior.
Dude just shut the fuck up already. Don't even bother pulling any sort of age relates condescension bullshit.

Age has nothing to do with it. Experience actually you know, playing the game does. Just saying.

Oh and stop typing so aggressive, you sound like a dickhole.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 28, 2015, 02:55:22 PM
Did you play, Zephyr?

With himself, my guess I mean who would want to hang out with somebody who talks like that?
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Kara on August 28, 2015, 03:05:07 PM
Zeph, AiA played college ball at a (what was then) elite program.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Steve Contra on August 28, 2015, 03:07:51 PM
He also played pro ball at (what was then) a program.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Kara on August 28, 2015, 03:08:42 PM
:bolo :tocry :brazilcry
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 28, 2015, 03:14:17 PM
raidahs  :stahp
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Steve Contra on August 28, 2015, 03:16:16 PM
:bolo :tocry :brazilcry
I've lived in Oakland for 7 years now :brazilcry

At least we have the Warriors
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Brehvolution on August 28, 2015, 03:20:16 PM
He also played pro ball at (what was then) a program.

banderas.gif :whew
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 28, 2015, 03:21:49 PM
Did you play, Zephyr?

With himself, my guess I mean who would want to hang out with somebody who talks like that?
I don't know why anyone is friends with you, either.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: T234 on August 28, 2015, 03:56:07 PM
:bolo :tocry :brazilcry

I just heard "13 to 9" in the voice of Chong Li.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 28, 2015, 05:02:03 PM
Did you play, Zephyr?

With himself, my guess I mean who would want to hang out with somebody who talks like that?
I don't know why anyone is friends with you, either.

Because I'm awesome you fucking clown.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 28, 2015, 05:16:55 PM
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/13533196/tim-beckman-fired-coach-illinois-fighting-illini


Oh Big 10 why you do this to a nicca.... :snoop
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 28, 2015, 05:20:10 PM
Did you play, Zephyr?

With himself, my guess I mean who would want to hang out with somebody who talks like that?
I don't know why anyone is friends with you, either.

Because I'm awesome you fucking clown.
Only in your wildest fantasies, shitlord.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: bachikarn on August 28, 2015, 07:57:25 PM
This is the year Oregon finally sees the impact of losing Kelly. No Heisman QB to mask the average HC they replaced him with.
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: ZephyrFate on August 28, 2015, 08:09:46 PM
Except that Helfrich makes play calls almost identical to Chip Kelly?
Title: Re: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs.
Post by: Sausage on August 29, 2015, 01:22:29 AM
Yeah Oregon will lose like 3 games this year. Missing Mariota is gonna hurt them.