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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2014, 08:58:03 PM

Title: evilbore votes: a mouthful of thick bore dick
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2014, 08:58:03 PM
NO HOMO SHIT, KAY GUYS
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 02, 2014, 09:01:31 PM
That's totally not ronito to you bub
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Post by: G The Resurrected on September 02, 2014, 09:05:37 PM
Well I'm inclined to not vote if we're to abstain from no homo in this thread.

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I lied I chose PD cause Mupepe is too sweet and innocent
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2014, 09:08:15 PM
nothing gay about suckin a dude's dickus, bro. :ufup :whew :mouf
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Post by: demi on September 02, 2014, 09:12:12 PM
This poll needs more #fatpriviledge

Please add Joe Molotov, thank you
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2014, 09:13:47 PM
there
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 09:30:06 PM
I read the poll question in Christopher Perkins' voice.
(http://i.imgur.com/tHDfz1A.png)

I'm gonna have to roll with Karakand.
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2014, 09:30:55 PM
what's amazing about this is that my balls do in fact smell like serge lutens right now
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 02, 2014, 09:36:44 PM
I'm surprised this is even a debate at bore meet ups. It's speaking the unspoken rule.
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2014, 09:41:15 PM
shaka is a seasoned vet, i feel he would be disappointed by my performance and hesitance.
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Post by: demi on September 02, 2014, 09:44:33 PM
i will give icon for beej though. no shame. you earned it.
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2014, 09:51:53 PM
Quote from: demi on September 02, 2014, 09:44:33 PM
i will give icon for beej though. no shame. you earned it.
what are the rules of this beej? is there a minimum amount of time required? is spitting allowed?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 02, 2014, 10:03:12 PM
shaka should be unanimous
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2014, 10:05:46 PM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 02, 2014, 09:39:17 PM
how am i the first vote for shaka?

y'all have no taste

do i smell GAY PANIC on the bore?  :gurl
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 02, 2014, 10:43:26 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2014, 10:05:46 PM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 02, 2014, 09:39:17 PM
how am i the first vote for shaka?

y'all have no taste

do i smell GAY PANIC on the bore?  :gurl

I only smell astroglide.
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Post by: pilonv1 on September 02, 2014, 10:46:36 PM
Like I could narrow it down to just one
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2014, 10:50:41 PM
not one pity vote. my dick smells like soft flowers and coconut :brazilcry
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on September 02, 2014, 10:55:21 PM
My deep and abiding ennui, instead of consuming my sexual stimulation, usually serves to amplify the intensity of my sexual encounters.

I'm having reservations that this might make me a #sadboy poseur.

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lupe1.png)

Karakand pls
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Post by: Rufus on September 02, 2014, 11:02:32 PM
Nothing quite like fucking the pain away.
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Post by: Himu on September 02, 2014, 11:10:18 PM
All of em.
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Post by: Kara on September 02, 2014, 11:22:01 PM
Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on September 02, 2014, 10:55:21 PM
My deep and abiding ennui, instead of consuming my sexual stimulation, usually serves to amplify the intensity of my sexual encounters.

I'm having reservations that this might make me a #sadboy poseur.

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lupe1.png)

Karakand pls

The trick is to get really good at fucking but stay a shitty human being wracked by ennui and your partners are left with no recourse but to slowly sexually objectify you over the duration of a relationship until you're barely anything more than a mechanized dildo with a pulse. Your sexual encounters will still be intense, but the grief you experience during post-coital cuddling as you come to realize every relationship you've ever been in has followed the same pattern will be #sadboys to the extreme. :shaq

On an unrelated note, I'm doing much better in this contest than I thought I would. :leon Not sure if I should go for the dubya and electioneer, or be honest about my sexuality. (http://i.imgur.com/guONZTH.png)
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on September 02, 2014, 11:23:35 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on September 02, 2014, 11:16:23 PM
Whoever voted PD, aren't you afraid that he'd start asking you intrusive questions about penile sensitivity or some shit?
Not to mention his well-documented hair stroking

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Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2014, 11:23:48 PM
Hmmm. So many choices but only one mouth vote. (http://i.imgur.com/YCKRHQ1.png)
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Post by: RowRow on September 03, 2014, 12:21:23 AM
I'd suck you all tbh, no hetero
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Post by: Shaka Khan on September 03, 2014, 01:04:48 AM
I voted Arvie. Don't think for a second I've changed my mind about reaching around and ravaging his hairy hole(s).
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Post by: thisismyusername on September 03, 2014, 09:05:54 AM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 02, 2014, 09:39:17 PM
how am i the first vote for shaka?

y'all have no taste

icon > legit sisterhood.

Sorry, sis. Gotta climb that forum ladder, you know?
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Post by: Squiddy on September 03, 2014, 06:48:06 PM
I voted PD, but that might have been a mistake since we don't know the ethnicity of the dick.
Let's hope it's a BBC.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 06, 2014, 03:36:54 AM
I'd feel slighted if folks hadn't already voted with their oral muscles and saliva
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 03:40:31 AM
5 votes for Andrex huh
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw1u5Vj8k1qgf1i8o1_250.gif)
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Post by: chronovore on September 06, 2014, 09:09:36 AM
Quote from: Death Ghidorah on September 02, 2014, 09:09:01 PM
It's 2014, head is head.

Receiving, sure. Just close your eyes and WHATEVS!

Giving...? I'm not so sold on "head is head."
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Post by: Your Stalker on September 06, 2014, 08:42:19 PM
Who on the poll has the biggest dick?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 06, 2014, 09:43:49 PM
shaka, duh
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 07, 2014, 12:40:21 AM
he'll skewer your puckerfish like a cock kebab
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Post by: Kara on September 07, 2014, 04:38:57 AM
Shakawarma :noah
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Post by: Squiddy on September 07, 2014, 11:32:19 AM
Quote from: Your Stalker on September 06, 2014, 08:42:19 PM
Who on the poll has the biggest dick?

The jews.
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 07, 2014, 12:25:37 PM
but is it a good shape? i've seen too many big dicks that lack a masculine vein structure and visually pleasing, fall-to-your-knees glans. :flabbypd
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Post by: hampster on September 07, 2014, 05:00:48 PM
Ronito pm'd me on gaf once and shared something private. Tonight I return the favor :drool