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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on September 11, 2014, 02:39:22 AM

Title: seattle report
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 11, 2014, 02:39:22 AM: In three years of living in this area I never really ventured into the Post Alley/PUBLIC MARKET sign area until now. Visceral reaction tourist trap avoid. But cool places here actually. Or I'm just getting old so tourist traps now appropriate for my current life stage.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 11, 2014, 03:02:02 AM: Dude across the bar from me is doing smartphone platform wars at the girl he's with
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2014, 11:17:37 AM: I don't go downtown much, but Rachel's Ginger Beer and Skillet Diner are great.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 11, 2014, 01:10:12 PM: Come down to Columbia City- We can drink fancy local coffee while eating a waffle and have the local bakery correct us when we mispronounce the names of bread.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2014, 03:29:26 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 11, 2014, 01:10:12 PM
Come down to Columbia City- We can drink fancy local coffee while eating a waffle and have the local bakery correct us when we mispronounce the names of bread.

Full Tilt Ice Cream! Spinnaker Bay Brewing! Tutta Bella! Columbia City Alehouse! And you guys are getting another brewery next to Full Tilt.

One of my good friends live in Seward Park, so we're down in CC fairly often.
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Post by: bork on September 11, 2014, 03:31:21 PM: Seattle
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 13, 2014, 02:52:27 AM: I can't really tell if the person three seats down from me is a dude or a chick. If he's a girl I'm pretty attracted to her.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 13, 2014, 03:04:01 AM: Just left Seattle yesterday. I miss it. But not ready to move back yet.
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Post by: chronovore on September 14, 2014, 02:50:34 AM: I've not been back in years, but I alway enjoy Seattle.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 17, 2014, 01:56:00 PM: Quote from: chronovore on September 14, 2014, 02:50:34 AM
I've not been back in years, but I alway enjoy Seattle.

It's time to visit. Em and I would love to show you around just as you did with us in Osaka.

And drink fancy beers in my garage.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 17, 2014, 02:40:04 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 13, 2014, 02:52:27 AM
I can't really tell if the person three seats down from me is a dude or a chick. If he's a girl I'm pretty attracted to her.

I hate when this happens; get bored on the bus and start imaging your perfect lives together, her small tits shifting as she rides you during passionate love making; then she turns around and is sporting a decent sized beard.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: chronovore on September 17, 2014, 07:08:29 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 17, 2014, 02:40:04 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 13, 2014, 02:52:27 AM
I can't really tell if the person three seats down from me is a dude or a chick. If he's a girl I'm pretty attracted to her.

I hate when this happens; get bored on the bus and start imaging your perfect lives together, her small tits shifting as she rides you during passionate love making; then she turns around and is sporting a decent sized beard.

And in Santa Cruz, she's possibly still female.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 02:53:31 PM: i will be in seattle this fri does anyone want to say hello/molest me
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 22, 2014, 02:56:09 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 02:53:31 PM
i will be in seattle this fri does anyone want to say hello/molest me

I would totally be up for some quality fashion dumpster time, but my in-laws are going to be in town from Nebraska.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 22, 2014, 03:00:33 PM: sure, i am available for dumpster shenanigans
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 22, 2014, 03:06:46 PM: Is your new motorcycle a 2 seater, Van? :shaq :phil
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 08:56:49 PM: I only do dumpsterfucks in groups of 3 or more. :ufup
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: chronovore on September 22, 2014, 09:30:47 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 08:56:49 PM
I only do dumpsterfucks in groups of 3 or more. :ufup

:o

How many holes do you have, nudemacusers?
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 22, 2014, 09:45:19 PM: Quote from: chronovore on September 22, 2014, 09:30:47 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 08:56:49 PM
I only do dumpsterfucks in groups of 3 or more. :ufup

:o

How many holes do you have, nudemacusers?

More than Arvie. :teehee
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 10:20:03 PM: Quote from: chronovore on September 22, 2014, 09:30:47 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 08:56:49 PM
I only do dumpsterfucks in groups of 3 or more. :ufup

:o

How many holes do you have, nudemacusers?
counting armpits, at least 5
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 23, 2014, 12:33:57 AM: So is this an official thing? NB I don't actually own a dumpster
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 23, 2014, 12:44:52 AM: Quote from: Brehvolution on September 22, 2014, 03:06:46 PM
Is your new motorcycle a 2 seater, Van? :shaq :phil

yes :cody
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: nudemacusers on September 23, 2014, 11:59:37 PM: so where should we do this
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 24, 2014, 10:48:37 AM: if it's west side, plz make it north-ish like lcw or something as i am stuck at work until 6 and fuck the commute. besides, lcw is ghettofabulous for me. maybe elliott bay brewing there?
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 25, 2014, 12:30:23 PM: doesn't really matter to me breh, elliott bay brewing sounds fine. gimme a time :heart
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2014, 02:21:40 PM: Quote from: clothedpcuser on September 23, 2014, 11:59:37 PM
so where should we do this

The butt.

Have fun guys!
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: nudemacusers on September 25, 2014, 02:28:01 PM: Well that's a given, I was just wondering what Van would want to do when it's his turn :hitler
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 26, 2014, 01:36:23 PM: so ... ?
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 01:39:39 PM: would you like to come out and play also? I await van's timetable. hopefully he didn't crash his motorbike into a human-sheep orgy or something.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 26, 2014, 01:44:22 PM: yes, as it's not like i have anything better to do
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Post by: Steve Contra on September 26, 2014, 01:58:24 PM: Van Cruncheon ducked me by using his daughter as an excuse when I was in Seattle :maf

TVC, MAF and Recursive are true Seattle bros though :-[
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 02:00:09 PM: he better not use that one, I was gonna use that one tonight >:(
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 26, 2014, 02:04:12 PM: I'll be at Joule tonight for dinner with my wife (in-laws watching the kiddo). There's a dumpster out back...
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 26, 2014, 02:07:08 PM: Actually, I'll be at Reuben's Brews in Ballard around 3pm for a little bit if you can sneak away and meet me for a quick beer.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 02:11:59 PM: I might be getting out of here

here =

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Graham :brazilcry
[close]

in a few, will let you know if I'm there any time soon.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 26, 2014, 02:15:22 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 02:11:59 PM
I might be getting out of here

here =

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Graham :brazilcry
[close]

in a few, will let you know if I'm there any time soon.

I work in Auburn, so I'm not that far away.

Just sent you a PM.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 03:44:27 PM: coo, will text when i am in the area
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 05:50:25 PM: Cool little store

Too bad they don't open until 3 :brazilcry
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 06:49:24 PM: Drank tasty beer, met a cool dude. :rejoice

Where are the rest of my seattle bros :hitler
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 06:59:47 PM: just got gundam's message, can you do elliott bat brewing at 5ish?
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 26, 2014, 07:10:06 PM: I will be there at 5:30, if no one else is there I will just sit and read and enjoy the serenity of solitude
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 07:10:46 PM: Yeah ill hop over in a few getting grub rite now

Pics will be hosted on bore's fetlife group
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 26, 2014, 07:11:50 PM: I will be there at 5:30, with books in case no one else shows up lol
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 07:15:19 PM: Will only show if books are slash erotica
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 07:16:54 PM: i'm prepping my cuticles for major buttho' play. will be there at 5-ish.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 26, 2014, 07:26:30 PM: I have something much kinkier and more dangerous, a book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 07:59:11 PM: i am here niqqaz, look for the bespectacled narbo in the worn-ass b/w bike jacket. also, this is the lcw elliott bay brewery, bus stop at 125th and 30th
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:02:31 PM: we can talk gpu fencing and sync primitives in amp implementations while nudemacusers masturbates/cries :cody
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:04:44 PM: i asked a hobo: "you nudemacuser?"

"yarrrgh" he said, which i took as assent/consent.

god my cornhole hurts now. like a munitions-grade rectal meltdown. :-( why did i choose lcw
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:05:46 PM: i am sitting right in front of the main entrance
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2014, 08:11:55 PM: (http://themiserablesblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/gob-bluth-650x364.png)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:14:21 PM: NO-ONE STANDS UP DRINKY CROW

<cries>
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 08:17:07 PM: I am in line to pee begins a homeless man talking about orgies

Wait I'm at California west seattle nooooo
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:20:48 PM: did gundam give you my number
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:23:44 PM: sooo alone. the waitress looks disgusted. sooooo alooooone. i didn't bring any books because i can't read :-(
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:24:12 PM: #thesingularities
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:27:00 PM: omg, linkin park is ACTUALLY PLAYING on the bar's cc radio

#cacphenomenae
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2014, 08:38:53 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:27:00 PM
omg, linkin park is ACTUALLY PLAYING on the bar's cc radio

#cacphenomenae

don't worry, I'm sure Happy and Not Afraid are coming up next.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: chronovore on September 26, 2014, 08:57:53 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 08:24:12 PM
#thesingularities

BE RIGHT THERE.

*runs for plane*

*reconsiders 10 plane flight, realizes bar will be closed on arrival*
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 10:35:23 PM: My penis is riddled with sores now
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Post by: El Babua on September 26, 2014, 10:41:19 PM: Lurid details of buttfuckery, now.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2014, 11:12:28 PM: it was pretty intense. got home, took a shit, said "so that's where the condom went!" when i looked in the bowl (srsly, nmc knows a lot about shitplay guys) and then realized he didn't wear a condom

:lawd :whoo :shaq :tocry
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 27, 2014, 12:15:10 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on September 26, 2014, 06:49:24 PM
Drank tasty beer, met a cool dude. :rejoice

Where are the rest of my seattle bros :hitler

Thanks for drinking beer and talking about dad stuff. I hope you move here. We need more normal people in the Seattle metro.
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 27, 2014, 01:35:46 PM: Late one evening, nudemacusers was walking towards Elliott Bay Brewing's urinal, tired from a long day spent drinking with recursivelyenumerable. nudemacusers sighed, exhausted but unwilling to sleep. Recently his nights had been filled with vivid dreams of snowballing Van Cruncheon, stroking his gorgeous finger with his breast. Mmm, thinking about Van Cruncheon was having an immediate effect on nudemacusers's anatomy. He loosened his clothes to stroke lightly at his breast, and was just starting to enjoy it when recursivelyenumerable came suddenly into sight. Thinking fast, nudemacusers ducked silently into Van Cruncheon's gaping, ruby red starfruit.

As recursivelyenumerable went on his way, nudemacusers paused to look around and realised that he wasn't alone. Van Cruncheon was there beside him. He was about to speak, when he realised that Van Cruncheon hadn't noticed his arrival. For good reason! Van Cruncheon was sprawled half naked at nudemacusers's feet, groaning as though engaged in a bout of rimming and rubbing his finger vigorously. nudemacusers blushed and waited for Van Cruncheon to finish, not quite resisting the urge to touch his own finger in sympathy. Finally Van Cruncheon's back arched and he climaxed loudly, crying out 'nudemacusers!' nudemacusers coughed.

'What are you doing here?' Van Cruncheon said.
'I was just passing.' nudemacusers replied with an unconvincing smile.
'Oh well, I suppose you had to find out eventually.'
'Find out what?'
'That ever since we met I've been dashing in here to play with my finger and pretend you were doing it.' Van Cruncheon sighed, but didn't look too upset, perhaps because he'd spotted nudemacusers plucking thoughtfully at his own finger. nudemacusers felt suddenly bold.
'Touching your own finger is nice,' he said, 'but wouldn't you rather rub it against my breast?' Van Cruncheon's eyes grew huge.
'Of course, but I thought you wouldn't be interested.'
'What made you think that?'
'I've seen the nude photomanips of nudemacusers' condom that you keep your cabin.'
'Oh, that. No, I made them for recursivelyenumerable so he'd have something to do other than drinking with me.'
'What's wrong with drinking?'
'Nothing, I'd just rather have a night of snowballing with you.'

Meanwhile . . .

. . . Van Cruncheon's white trash motorcycle was hanging around Elliott Bay Brewing's dumpster when he heard a sudden cry from the direction of Elliott Bay Brewing's urinal. Snapping immediately to alertness, he leapt up and dashed towards the sound. It sounded as though Van Cruncheon was in serious danger! Within seconds, he'd almost reached the source of the cries. He dashed forward only to reel back at the sight of nudemacusers and Van Cruncheon naked in front of her. nudemacusers was sprawled over Van Cruncheon, trying to pull some sort of book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation out of his armpit!

'What's going on?' he said, shocked.
nudemacusers looked worried.
'This was snowballing Van Cruncheon,' he said, 'when he asked me to use the book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation on him. I did, but then it got stuck.'

'It didn't mean stick it into my armpit, Van Cruncheon complained, 'it's supposed to be used on your anus.' nudemacusers tried to pull the book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation out again, and Van Cruncheon groaned and kicked him.
Van Cruncheon's white trash motorcycle looked down at the struggling men. He felt slightly jealous. After all, he'd often wanted to try a little snowballing with nudemacusers herself. Still, Van Cruncheon looked so helpless with the abused book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation sticking out of his armpit that he couldn't remain angry for long.

'Perhaps I should help,' he offered 'After all, it can't stay there forever.' nudemacusers looked up at her with a combination of embarassment and gratitude..
'I'll hold Van Cruncheon by the ankle while you grab hold of the book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation.'
Nodding, Van Cruncheon's white trash motorcycle knelt and took hold of the book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation. It was slightly warm, as though nudemacusers had been using it on his breast.
'Pull!' nudemacusers shouted.
'Ouch!' Van Cruncheon cried as the book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation came out with a loud blzzzrrup.
'Thankyou Van Cruncheon's white trash motorcycle,' nudemacusers and Van Cruncheon both said at once.
'No problem,' Van Cruncheon's white trash motorcycle said with a grin. 'Would you mind if I kept the book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation as a souvenir?'
'Yes, I would,' Van Cruncheon said. 'I'm using it on nudemacusers tomorrow.'

'Ah well,' Van Cruncheon's white trash motorcycle said, regretfully. He gave a last saucy wink to nudemacusers and headed off in the direction of Elliott Bay Brewing's dumpster. He'd be thinking about nudemacusers and the warm book on shared-memory concurrency primitive implementation for a long time to come.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 27, 2014, 04:41:29 PM: i think you pretty much captured the evening in its entirety save the rather sensual discussion of pd's genitalia and predilections thereof :whew :mouf
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 28, 2014, 08:08:40 PM: someone should rewrite all the classic CS concurrency problems as S&M orgy vignettes, college kids might find them easier to relate to
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 28, 2014, 09:24:45 PM: Kinda glad I met up with nude on my own in a super public place.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2014, 12:52:32 AM: don't be afraid of your desire, breh. the call of the dumpster is not to be denied.
Title: Re: seattle report
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 29, 2014, 01:00:20 AM: I get the dumpster part, that's cool.

It's the other words that scare me.