THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on September 11, 2014, 02:44:40 PM
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:drudge who's the trashiest of them all :drudge
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Probably Borys. Borys looks like he takes dumps on the beach shore.
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I only know Phoenix Dark, so he auto-vote gets it.
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well I don't know you
:hitler
who are you
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Phoenix Dark
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Just some guy bruh :stahp
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going with van cruncheon (I know our roots breh :-\), and the two eurotrashers.
but thinking more, pd is bbc obsessed which is pretty white trash.
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Van Cruncheon is buying motorcycles like the white trash king of Seattle he is.
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didn't even consider that. motorsickles (you're getting at least one vote if you know someone who pronounced it that way) are a definite white trash move.
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Please consider king of the internet. you can tell he's a piece of trailer refuse because he likes to microwave his hotdogs until they split open.
(http://i.minus.com/jbpO7r5UfqGMfr.png)
white that certainly moves someone up (down?) the rankings, it's the the smoking gun needed to apply the label. it's our word, you can't just come in here and make up your own rules about it :ufup
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Please consider king of the internet. you can tell he's a piece of trailer refuse because he likes to microwave his hotdogs until they split open.
(http://i.minus.com/jbpO7r5UfqGMfr.png)
They get so nice and chewy. Like hot jerky. Dip that shit in some ketchup. :lawd
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Dip that shit in some ketchup. :lawd
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Well pd does have that obsession with BBC just sayin
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Mupepe's sexual deviance makes him full hispanic doe...
:dead
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I have a feeling PD is actually white.
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Who owns the most guns, has the most tattoos and drinks mountain dew like it's water?
That guy is the winner.
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One day Esch is gonna lose himself in his cac trolling and wake up a cac and be unable to change back. Gonna be living a role like Pac in Juice, making hot dog kebabs with Kraft cheese slices on top.
:fbm
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five finger death punch, breaking benjamin, and buckcherry at bars.
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I have 2 guns, long unkempt hair, come from lower middle class, float the river in the summer, used to live off Mountain Dew, hang out at dive bars, lots of tats including an unfinished sleeve -- and avoided any scrutiny in this thread :american
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Must be cuz I don't like metal :ohhh
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One day Esch is gonna lose himself in his cac trolling and wake up a cac and be unable to change back. Gonna be living a role like Pac in Juice, making hot dog kebabs with Kraft cheese slices on top.
:fbm
Don't worry about me breh. I've already lived midwestern suburbia my whole life. I've ran with the cacs like an off white zebra in a herd. I know how the white man thinks and feels. I'm the mowgli of white people, living in the suburban jungle. Studying their ways. Learning, loving, listening.
:rejoice
This origin story sounds familiar. Is your end game becoming a feckless US president unable to honestly discuss race and beholden to Wall Street?
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/troll.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/HHDZVs5.png) @ Squiddy writing "The Roots of Esch's Rage: Machetes and Anti-Americanism" in 30 years
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Must be cuz I don't like metal :ohhh
Metal isn't really a general cac thing.
It's a very small minority that can stand that stuff.
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Must be cuz I don't like metal :ohhh
Not threatening enough, too nice :troll
but i added you.
:larry that's pretty fair though. Tbf, white trash is closely related to the Angry White Boy imo.
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Must be cuz I don't like metal :ohhh
Metal isn't really a general cac thing.
It's a very small minority that can stand that stuff.
Fail at being swedish, brehs.
Even in Sweden it's the domain of greasy nerds with long hair who mostly wear black band t-shirts :yeshrug
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how am i winning over t234? i'm a wt poser despite my roots; t234 is living the drug fueled murderous dream :ufup :rejoice
pd's too classy to be cac garbage doe. he's all wanna be community college polisci cac. :umad :PP
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Honestly I don't really fit any of the major white trash stereotypes, I just live in squalor.
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Yeah Crunch got too much cash to be trash
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eel's got the will and the way to be wt, but he's got too many complicated feels that can't be solved with schlitz and domestic abuse
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fuck you, i dipped in hs. get your cac radar checked, you reverse oreo motherfucker :ufup
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Van Cruncheon trying to hide his roots is making this worse. I bet he cries everytime he sees the box in the attic he had to hide his family's confederate flag in.
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i can never go home :dead
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I tried it a few times. Made me throw up. In fact, it's part of my marijuana origin story. Wasn't the first time, but maybe second or third?
a buddy and I went to a Stephen Lynch concert at the Aladdin theater. While waiting in line he convinced me to do a big dip with him. Buzz felt good, but gradually my stomach started to sour. By the time we got to the end of then line I ran to the bathroom after showing my ticket and lost my cookies. As I wipe my mouth, a film canister rolls into my foot from the adjacent stall. The world pauses as I can feel the tension of the drug user next me. I, being a chill bro, simply place it back on his side wordlessly. He starts laughing and says "oh man, thanks bro, hey wanna hit it?"
How could I decline? Stomach instantly better, I buy an over priced bottled water because my mouth turned to sand and find my seat. Best comedy show I've been to.
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Is chewed tobacco really a cactivity though? My southern family does that shit, as do many southern people in general regardless of race. Oral Before/After pics of dipping should be enough to convince people not to touch that shit.
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how tf can you make this poll without methodis? dude literally posts from inside a trailer, prolly with pee on the walls.
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I have a roll of Cope™ Wintergreen in my fridge. I even like the long stuff like Levi Garrett and Red Man. I don't have a chaw in all day though. During the week, I don't have my first dip until after dinner.
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chaw
esch bb why can't I vote for more than three people :stahp
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I'd be winning this thing if I had a rusted-out Ford truck in the front lawn up on cinder blocks, but I don't.
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Sadly, I had a little too much common sense to be true white trash, but I have lived amongst them all my life, and you better believe I have stories. Yeah, I dipped on occasion when I was younger, but it was never a regular habit. I used Kodiak. That shit'll burn a hole in your gums.
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Voted PD, Van and Kentuckybore.
Eel is the cool kind of cac. The one you can trust and looks after minorities when they're wronged when he finishes drinking his six pack.
I guess it's kind of weird considering where I live, but I've only known a handful of what I'd consider to be true racists over the course of my life.
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My parents actually met in a trailer park and I spent a lot of my youth in those trailer parks.
We used to play basketball with a trash can weighed down by a brick we stole off somebody's lot. We even played "catch" with a rubber band.
My grandpa's neighbor was a war vet conspiracy nut who cursed and yelled in every conversation. The neighbor's son was the singer in a local 80s hair metal band. The outside of their trailer was adorned with American and Dixie flags, and the inside was full of those soft velvet wild animal prints.
A Vietnamese family moved in and grew crops and raised chickens in the front yard of their trailer lot.
Watched Super Bowl XXIII there. Everytime the 49ers scored a touchdown, the neighbor across the street shot his gun in the air and then spraypainted the game's score on his car. He bought the car from my dad the day before. He was just so drunk he didn't care. The next day my dad got a call that the police found his car abondoned in a ditch. The thing was trashed. It had several iterations of the word fuck spray painted on it, and the super bowl scoring recap written across the hood and roof.
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East Texas going into Louisiana is the most white trash shit I've ever seen.
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Puddles is blacker than StealthFan? (http://i.imgur.com/1H5YPms.png)
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My parents actually met in a trailer park and I spent a lot of my youth in those trailer parks.
We used to play basketball with a trash can weighed down by a brick we stole off somebody's lot. We even played "catch" with a rubber band.
My grandpa's neighbor was a war vet conspiracy nut who cursed and yelled in every conversation. The neighbor's son was the singer in a local 80s hair metal band. The outside of their trailer was adorned with American and Dixie flags, and the inside was full of those soft velvet wild animal prints.
A Vietnamese family moved in and grew crops and raised chickens in the front yard of their trailer lot.
Watched Super Bowl XXIII there. Everytime the 49ers scored a touchdown, the neighbor across the street shot his gun in the air and then spraypainted the game's score on his car. He bought the car from my dad the day before. He was just so drunk he didn't care. The next day my dad got a call that the police found his car abondoned in a ditch. The thing was trashed. It had several iterations of the word fuck spray painted on it, and the super bowl scoring recap written across the hood and roof.
You just got yourself a vote, sir
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I think the most embarrassing racist thing involving my self comes from those trailer parks. I heard a lot of slang that was racist in ways I didn't understand. I remember my mom picking up this girl my age because she was the daughter of someone she grew up in the trailer park with. We were driving around the old trailer park neighborhood, just trying to find the girl's mom who had sort of vanished and left the kid with us. The girl was really chatty and friendly though. She talked about her friends the gooks and how they were good gooks. I was like "that's nice. What's a gook?" And the girl was like "them vietnamese." We finally found her mom outside the drug dealer's apartment and dropped her off. (I can't really even unwind the situation from memory. My mom was a social worker, understood the situation, but was stuck between laws, her friendship with the mother and her concern for the daughter. She eventually placed the girl in foster care.)
Anyways, as if to wash out the experience, my mom takes us to Pizza Hut next door. As we're eating pizza, an Asian couple come in and I turn to my mom and ask rather loudly, "Are those gooks?"
The look on my mom's face. :lol
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Delete the poll, etoilet wins hands down
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Am I the only active (semi) kentuckybore member left? Haven't heard from the other guys in ages.
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I must be upper tier trash. Cope straight or nothing. Wanna cockpunch those fegs dipping sour apple
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I feel like I didn't sell myself at all in this thread.
• I've gone mudding in a quad before. Rode a motorsickle a few times.
• We used to look for crawdads in the nearby crick (this is WA specific)
• I've ridden in the back of a truck on the highway. As a child.
• Cottage cheese lasagna
• Hotdogs and ketchup on generic whitebread
• My uncle got drunk, tried to drive home, and crashed into the sole satellite providing cable TV to the town I lived in.
• I illegally fished salmon several times.
• I know I was party to at least one poached elk.
• The street I lived on had three residences with no less than 10 non-running cars in various states of disrepair in the driveway/backyard. Mine included. Our personal record was 18 IIRC.
• We set the nearby hayfield on fire, made a firebomb of sparklers, and dented the hood of one of the aforementioned cars all on one 4th of July celebration.
• The floor of my living room was painted plywood. The splinters you'd get...
• We had an open septic drainline in our back yard for several years.
• At several points my aunt and her children lived with her mother, her ex husband, and her boyfriend. All at the same time
• My family naturally fought at every single birthday, holiday, and get together.
• Most of them were very racist.
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that dumb batch devolution
dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
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• At several points my aunt and her children lived with her mother, her ex husband, and her boyfriend. All at the same time
:deadpos
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so Washingtonians trying to claim crawdad fishing, huh?
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i saw a man fuck a sheep while out riding quads. top that.
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next time I see my mom I'm gonna give her a big ol hug for protecting me from all this hillfolkery, despite growing up in the heart of the Midwest.
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I was more referring to 'crick'. I've never heard that outside of the washington appalachia
i saw a man fuck a sheep while out riding quads. top that.
Sorry, I spent my allowance on baseball cards, not barnyard revues :ufup
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i too have fished for crawdads, had a doublewide with an open septic main (so awful), rode in the back of the truck, and poached deer/elk.
i also
set the road on fire with gasoline
built snares/traps (potentially fatal) in the woods for other kids
had bb/pellet gun fights
learned at LEAST 30 different epithets for black people (and witnessed nba regularly called "5 n*gger jump")
illegally fished for salmon (steelhead) and crabs
got drunk with a friend, took his abusive dad's beater chevy s10 out on a local logging road (hopper's), helped him put it between two trees and smash it up by driving/reversing into said trees...
...and then he blamed it on " the messicans" :-(
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Probably Borys. Borys looks like he takes dumps on the beach shore.
Can someone repost Zombie/coked Borys from the picture thread? :lol
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i too have fished for crawdads, had a doublewide with an open septic main (so awful), rode in the back of the truck, and poached deer/elk.
i also
set the road on fire with gasoline
built snares/traps (potentially fatal) in the woods for other kids
had bb/pellet gun fights
learned at LEAST 30 different epithets for black people (and witnessed nba regularly called "5 n*gger jump")
illegally fished for salmon (steelhead) and crabs
got drunk with a friend, took his abusive dad's beater chevy s10 out on a local logging road (hopper's), helped him put it between two trees and smash it up by driving/reversing into said trees...
...and then he blamed it on " the messicans" :-(
so glad I moved out of that area when I was 15. who knows what would have become of me :lol
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you woulda seen a man fuck a sheep, for starters :ufup
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now that I think of it, we used to set the road on fire with pool cleaner and brake fluid. not for any real reason. just because.
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nordicac is right. it was almost always copenhagen, and yeah, we called it "chaw" as we sat in rickety wooden bleachers watching girls' softball :-(
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:dead flashcacs :dead
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you're so demonic, friend.
:cody :nsfw :brazilcry :nsfw :cody
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We made homemade napalm out of Styrofoam and gasoline and set frogs on fire with it.
My uncle was notorious for getting stagger drunk and naked and walking around his house/yard with a bucket he used to shit in
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Just naked from the waist down, BTW :lol
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there is nothing more satisfying than corrupting a brown into white trash cackery. especially when they start dropping slurs like they were born into it :rejoice
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Some of the revelations itt have been very helpful in filling the gaps in the psych profiles I maintain on all Boreans. :bow2
Doe as an experienced teenage pyro, I am going to have to question the validity of multiple claims of lighting the road on fire. Asphalt is thirstier than a virgin GAFer, and AFAIK dirt isn't flammable--at least it wasn't when there were Molotov cocktail mishaps. :whew
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the earliest picture my fam has of me is at age 3, in my underwear, holding an olympia beer can (presumedly empty)
:stahp
my old man used to take me fishing without any water and give me buckhorn beer to drink instead when i complained
:oreilly
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My best childhood friends were named Rusty, Bubba, and Sonny
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Some of the revelations itt have been very helpful in filling the gaps in the psych profiles I maintain on all Boreans. :bow2
Doe as an experienced teenage pyro, I am going to have to question the validity of multiple claims of lighting the road on fire. Asphalt is thirstier than a virgin GAFer, and AFAIK dirt isn't flammable--at least it wasn't when there were Molotov cocktail mishaps. :whew
REAL gasoline (fuck yer ethanol shit) and/or acetylene lights up nice. we made a cool pentagram at the intersection of brockway and chilvers :cody
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We always used gas and it was always too absorbed to be flammable by the time we lit it. :yeshrug
We used to give Christmas trees Viking funerals every January 2-7. :phil
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We always used gas and it was always too absorbed to be flammable by the time we lit it. :yeshrug
We used to give Christmas trees Viking funerals every January 2-7. :phil
yeah, your roads were probably mostly if not all asphalt
must be nice, city boy
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my friend david tried to make a homemade firecracker out of gunpowder and notebook paper and burnt off his eyelashes/eyebrows
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we did that with a length of pvc pipe, wax, and duct tape
blew up a section of my fam's cedar fence :rock
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White people risk taking is one of the most fascinating things about you guys. You truly just don't give a fuck. I like to think of eastern europeans as the best overarching example of this.
Oh the things I did when I was a teenager who grasped that parochial schools prefer to keep the authorities uninvolved in virtually everything...
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we used to play in a junk yard back in the woods behind my neighborhood and i almost cut my foot off jumping on an old stove
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we filled co2 pistol darts with roundup weed killer (the tips unscrewed and were hollow) and shot at the crazy rottweiler up the street
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our neighbors owned over 200 rabbits in hutches and to this day i can't bear the sight of cocoa pebbles
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i have eaten family meals consisting of vienna sausages, sardines, potted meat, and pork 'n' beans
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i have eaten meals that are 100% generic block cheddar cheese
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my go to meal was a nacho plate of nalley chili, generic block cheese, frito lays, and ketchup.
our neighbors owned over 200 rabbits in hutches and to this day i can't bear the sight of cocoa pebbles
white trash rabbit keeping :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck
seriously, if you know :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck
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I used to play in an old trash dump back behind my house. Never did get tetanus, though.
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I used to play in an old trash dump back behind my house.
lol apparently I did this as a kid in sacramento. white trash from birth :tophat
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My dad ran his car into the side of the Fort Fisher Trading Post store trying to get there before they closed so he could buy beer, and when the guy called the cops he asked if he could buy the beer anyway so he could drink some before they got there
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Oh the things I did when I was a teenager who grasped that parochial schools prefer to keep the authorities uninvolved in virtually everything...
I grew up with basically a few types of people:
1) wealthy whites, mostly of german descent violent crime
2) bosnian refugees from the war sex crimes
3) black people on scholarships drug offenses
4) lost asians traffic offenses I mean duh
Guess who of these groups committed the most crimes? (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/troll.png)
answers in bold
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:bow your dad is pureblood white trash :bow2
truly an elder cac
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i have eaten meals that are 100% generic block cheddar cheese
Pfft, I had one of those in the last fortnight.
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When I was a little kid, I was at the grocery store one time with my Mom and Grandpa, and he had a bag of Brazil nuts without a price on them, and the register lady yelled across the store to someone if they "knew what these niggertoes cost"
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My dad taught me to drive when I was 10. We would drive to the bootlegger and get a 12 pack of Hudepohl and he would let me drive up and down country roads until he ran out of beer - all the while listening to bluegrass and old country. Got the front end of the car stuck in a ditch one summer night and we had to sleep in the car and walk something like 15 miles home. Another night we drove down the mountain parkway in the middle of the night with absolutely nobody around until some guy came out of the blue and started tailgaiting me. My dad, half drunk got so road raged that he went out the window up to his waist and threw a 6 pack of beer at the guys windshield smashing it and causing the dudes car to spin out of control until he finally came to a stop. Dad had me drive up to a turnaround a mile or two up and head back the way we came just so he could smash the guys head in. He was gone thank god.
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white trash dads :dead
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This thread is amazing. :rejoice
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Mupepe's sexual deviance makes him full hispanic doe...
Actually, his incest fetishism, standard-deviance Bore gay subtext, and flirting with transitioning friends makes him "hispansexual."
My parents actually met in a trailer park and I spent a lot of my youth in those trailer parks.
We used to play basketball with a trash can weighed down by a brick we stole off somebody's lot. We even played "catch" with a rubber band.
My grandpa's neighbor was a war vet conspiracy nut who cursed and yelled in every conversation. The neighbor's son was the singer in a local 80s hair metal band. The outside of their trailer was adorned with American and Dixie flags, and the inside was full of those soft velvet wild animal prints.
A Vietnamese family moved in and grew crops and raised chickens in the front yard of their trailer lot.
Watched Super Bowl XXIII there. Everytime the 49ers scored a touchdown, the neighbor across the street shot his gun in the air and then spraypainted the game's score on his car. He bought the car from my dad the day before. He was just so drunk he didn't care. The next day my dad got a call that the police found his car abondoned in a ditch. The thing was trashed. It had several iterations of the word fuck spray painted on it, and the super bowl scoring recap written across the hood and roof.
I voted T234 just from ambient legends, but I need to change my vote now.
Mods, help.
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If there was a bottle throwin from a moving car competition, I got that shit on lock. My family raised tobacco from the 1850s to 2000. I drove a 1948 Ford tractor for months on end every year when I was 9-14 years old. In '99 I spent all 300 dollars I saved all year on a Sega Dreamcast, Soul Calibur, and Armada. I took the whole month of January 2000 off of school just to play Soul Calibur :lol :lol :lol :lol
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taking a month off school is an instant winner I don't care about any other factor.
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there is nothing more satisfying than corrupting a brown into white trash cackery. especially when they start dropping slurs like they were born into it :rejoice
To be honest the only fun thing white ppl do out of all those things is fire. I never really liked the guns or hunting :larry
why are you hunting, you invented supermarkets :larry
How do you think those things in the supermarket get these, Indian? >:(
(Okay, Supermarkets have mostly farm-bred cows and chickens. Not venison.)
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I'll be honest: I don't "get" the fun of hunting. I get the fun of shooting off guns at a target range, but never sitting in the woods for hours to get deer or something like that for a "days dinner."
I get it's the primal/what we had to do to survive thing, but yeah: I agree with you in the sense that we don't really need to do that anymore.
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Fishin' pretty fun.
Especially with live bait, you get to kill 2 fish to eat 1. Now that friends is cac wastefulness par excellence.
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fishing isn't a cactivity god dammit. I fished and went camping many times as a kid.
:beli
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fishing isn't a cactivity god dammit. I fished and went camping many times as a kid.
:beli
(http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu104/HammerToeJohnson/ice-cube-ak47-fishing-pole.jpg)
:gaben
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:bow t234 is a white trash demiurge :bow2
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Does it still count as trailer park trash living if the trailer is on coast or beach like the Rockford Files?
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I think so, having spent time at westport in WA you will definitely see some trashy seadog types
also, this poll being, by a large margin, the most competitive yet says a lot about us as a forum.
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these white ppl stories are amazing, so many characters and activities i have never experienced or ever heard of, i am learning so much!!
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seeing animal husbandry while quad riding is pretty white trash, but even having access to a quad is rather fancy in itself
that's not a cheap vehicle
We went off-roading in a golf cart. Six of us kids in one golf cart. The fat kids drove, the teen girls sat in the back, and us skinny younger kids sat on that little metal tray in the front where they sometimes stick the golf bags. Like the storage tray up front was the little kids seat and they tied some rope to make a seat belt for it, but there was only enough rope for one kid. So the other kid got he rope and then my cousin was driving, so he drove with one arm and then held my shirt with the other. That was my seat belt. They like juiced up the golf cart, too, because I never recall seeing a gold cart move that fast. We took it off-roading in a dried up rice patty field. There was a lot of bouncing for it just being a golf cart and I don't know how it survived.
The weirdest thing is that I am pretty sure there wasn't a golf course for 50 miles around. I don't know where they got the damned thing.
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dunno what animal husbandry is and don't want to know
buh bye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_GvOFUIIWQ
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I was referring to drinky's post about seeing some man-sheep love making.
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sitting in a stand is boring as shit, but running with dogs is the best to snag some deer
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How does Triumph have zero votes?
- Neckbeard
- Redneck hat
- Chubbed out
- Stans for Bama and the Atlanta Braves
- Territorial
- Probably owns a pickup truck
Check that shit, you dipshit. My mom was from Michigan, my dad from Floridia, and I grew up a weird fucking kid that got tormented by rednecks from kindergarten onwards. You're 100% white trashier than me just by virtue of ever having dipped.
:ufup
(my stanning of Alabama is purely on the grounds that the SEC is the dominant conference, last year's title game notwithstanding. i don't care about college football other than making fun of delusional UGA fans otherwise)
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caring about college football doesn't help your "not a neck" case
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My mom was from Michigan, my dad from Floridia
How is this a defense against not being white trash?
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seeing animal husbandry while quad riding is pretty white trash, but even having access to a quad is rather fancy in itself
that's not a cheap vehicle
We went off-roading in a golf cart. Six of us kids in one golf cart. The fat kids drove, the teen girls sat in the back, and us skinny younger kids sat on that little metal tray in the front where they sometimes stick the golf bags. Like the storage tray up front was the little kids seat and they tied some rope to make a seat belt for it, but there was only enough rope for one kid. So the other kid got he rope and then my cousin was driving, so he drove with one arm and then held my shirt with the other. That was my seat belt. They like juiced up the golf cart, too, because I never recall seeing a gold cart move that fast. We took it off-roading in a dried up rice patty field. There was a lot of bouncing for it just being a golf cart and I don't know how it survived.
The weirdest thing is that I am pretty sure there wasn't a golf course for 50 miles around. I don't know where they got the damned thing.
It's a crying shame you won't win this contest.
Early voters. :beli
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caring about college football doesn't help your "not a neck" case
Here's another fuckwit I won't take this shit from. If you read what I wrote, I *DON'T* care about college football. You fucksticks do, so I like to make fun of years of conference futility, and in my personal life I like to make fun of delusional UGA fans who always think they're going to win a national fucking title.
Let me try to put this in terms you and puddles can understand:
Mistaking me for a redneck or white trash is like someone hearing that you like MMOs and being all, "Ok, so you must love WOW then?" or hearing that puddles loves the NBA and then asking him which is his favorite team, the Heat or Cavs, because he just HAS to be a LeBron fan.
Seriously. If either of you two spent your formative years getting the shit kicked out of you and harassed by these sub-human scum, maybe then you'd understand where I'm coming from.
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care about the SEC brehs
but seriously settle down
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dunno what animal husbandry is
Be honest, you know now
(http://i.imgur.com/KAIAXMw.png)
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I no longer qualify but y'all ain't even close to the trashy level I used to be at. I'm all reformed and shit now. I don't even drink Steel Reserve any more and all my wines are made at wineries these days.
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i just chugged a bottle of redline extreme. :-(
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Eh. I overreacted, sorry. But I guess now we know my trigger warning!
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So we all know what your curse would be now :yeshrug
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I know you guys see me as a beaner but I think I am pretty white trash...
Grew up in a broken home
Dad was an alky
I've got a thing for incest
I own 9 guns
I ride a Harley
I live in texas
Lived in trailers until I was 13
My dads idea of a house was two trailers connected together
I've got more but I'm banging my 2nd cousin
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Now all I want to do is protect you and care for you like the big brother I am
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Wait did I miss something Mupepe werent you married? Oh god you might just get my vote now...
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Wait did I miss something Mupepe werent you married? Oh god you might just get my vote now...
Who do you think he's married to?
:shaq
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Hey he said he was banging which comes off a bit different than being married to your second cousin. I just wanted to clarify he was still with his wife/cousin/incestual relationship.
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Esch needs to reset the poll.
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had to cast aside the eurotrash to make room for etoilate and t234.
still keepin my boo van in the mix :-*
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drinky, etoilet, king of the internet
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if t234 doesn't take this U DON'T KNOW CAC.
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Funny thing is etoilet still rose above his white trash roots and got Cloudwalking to fall in love with his cracker ass. Happy endings, brehs.
asians date/marry rednecks all the time. good ol' boys love dem submissive lil fantasy wives :phil
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i like how stealth is sitting cool in second without running any pr at all
Didn't vote for him. I feel like there's a fine line between white trash and human garbage.
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I get joe dirt vibes from etiolet's trash upbringings, while I get gummo vibes from t234. van is somewhere in the middle.
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Funny thing is etoilet still rose above his white trash roots and got Cloudwalking to fall in love with his cracker ass. Happy endings, brehs.
I thought crystal Gemini was the one dating etoilet
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Wait did I miss something Mupepe werent you married? Oh god you might just get my vote now...
Who do you think he's married to?
:shaq
Nah but my wife fully supports my kink.
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Funny thing is etoilet still rose above his white trash roots and got Cloudwalking to fall in love with his cracker ass. Happy endings, brehs.
I thought crystal Gemini was the one dating etoilet
She is, but he will drive this through the earth's mantle.
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More evidence:
My dad walked out on me... Twice
I've lived in new Mexico, Tennessee and Texas. My dads family is originally from Kentucky
I have siblings 4 different sources (couldn't think of how to word this)
Shared a room with my brother until I was 14
I watched my mom and sister get into fist fights on multiple occasions
My step sister and brother are also technically my cousins
I used to wake up at 5am to feed the pigs
On my sisters 18th birthday we celebrated by having a horse shit fight
The first vehicle I ever drove was a 1956 ford f 100
I had a rat tail haircut until I was 11. During this time my wardrobe was western shirts and jeans
I've lived with 5 people in a two bedroom trailer before
My moms trailer used to just sit on my aunts land. Our only source of power was an extension cord ran from their trailer.
My cousins house had a rule: Two pees for every flush or one poop "yer wastin water" they said
My brother and I got picked up for petty theft at spencers and banned from the mall. My sister got kicked out the same night for fighting Tanya Robertson. My poor mother.
If I had more time I could continue
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More evidence:
My dad walked out on me... Twice
I've lived in new Mexico, Tennessee and Texas. My dads family is originally from Kentucky
I have siblings 4 different sources (couldn't think of how to word this)
Shared a room with my brother until I was 14
I watched my mom and sister get into fist fights on multiple occasions
My step sister and brother are also technically my cousins
I used to wake up at 5am to feed the pigs
On my sisters 18th birthday we celebrated by having a horse shit fight
The first vehicle I ever drove was a 1956 ford f 100
I had a rat tail haircut until I was 11. During this time my wardrobe was western shirts and jeans
I've lived with 5 people in a two bedroom trailer before
My moms trailer used to just sit on my aunts land. Our only source of power was an extension cord ran from their trailer.
My cousins house had a rule: Two pees for every flush or one poop "yer wastin water" they said
My brother and I got picked up for petty theft at spencers and banned from the mall. My sister got kicked out the same night for fighting Tanya Robertson. My poor mother.
If I had more time I could continue
mups, this is making me sad. :stahp
tell me you're doing okay now. tell me you're happy now.
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I'm happy as hell brochacho. I've kept some trashy habits, but its hilarious looking back at the path I was on. If we hadn't ever moved to Houston I would have turned out to be a typical hillbilly I am sure.
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Oh, oh! My mom and step mom got into a fist fight in the middle of my third grade play.
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mupepe's sister is pretty fine tho
:lawd
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Broken homes aren't white trash, 3/4 of rich white people would be white trash then.
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Broken homes aren't white trash, 3/4 of rich white people would be white trash then.
ever seen your step mom smash a chair over your dad's head WWF style? I have
New evidence: I'm outside Best Buy camping for Black Friday/Thanksgiving deals. WHAT UP!
Time to get some work done.
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That's not really white trash, just poor and having the upper body strength to remove other poors from the path to 30$ crockpots
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But since I'm not actually poor wouldn't that make me trashy?
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Greedy or maybe you just like the fight.
I also just realized there is no black friday reality TV show.
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Are you in a never-before-used-brand-new-from-Academy tent?
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well it is from Academy but it's been used plenty
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Why is this thread not in the HoF, it's top ten material
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seriously, it's "intro to white people 201"
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It really kicks into gear on page 3 and just when you think it's peaked, Mupepe jumps in.
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I wish there was an animator bore member, or a comic artist, some of these would make terrific short cartoons or comics
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went to the mall on easter sunday wearing these
(http://i.imgur.com/GOFmn5Ch.jpg)
that ain't strictly mud, brehs
what's worse is I took a shower afterward and caught a whiff of steamy barn offal which I can only imagine was delightful for my fellow shoppers :lol
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at least etiolate won something in his pathetic life.
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I learned a lot of things reading through this thread, and somehow yet I feel much dumber having absorbed any of it.
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you gotta marinate in it brah. like a stew made of poached deer.