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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on January 19, 2007, 05:38:15 PM

Title: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: TVC15 on January 19, 2007, 05:38:15 PM
The writing is on the wall, folks. 

1.  He likes big black dick porn
2.  Flamboyant
3.  Republican
4.  Fundie

That evidence in mind, there is no possible way that he isn't gay.  Potentially even gayer than Himuro.  So let's name some time frames, and if you are feeling imaginative, let's hear some sex acts.  I see PD hanging from the seeling of some seedy gay black republican fundie sex club getting poundered by a train of men with forearm-sized cocks.   Dry.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 05:39:40 PM
How soon are you visiting Ypsi?
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Bacon on January 19, 2007, 05:39:57 PM
When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: TVC15 on January 19, 2007, 05:42:22 PM
When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?

16 or 17.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 05:43:28 PM
When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?

16 or 17.
Poor guy is a few years overdue.  I had mine a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Cheebs on January 19, 2007, 05:56:51 PM
If the opportunity arose I bet he'd take it. Those pictures you sent me White Man prove this. My god PD!!!  :-X
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: demi on January 19, 2007, 05:59:07 PM
Have you ever been fucked by a legend, Phoenix Dark?
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 06:23:06 PM
Have you ever been fucked by a legend, Phoenix Dark?
He's never been fucked at all.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 19, 2007, 06:49:22 PM
Phoenix?, do you like movies about Gladiators? and...Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: TVC15 on January 19, 2007, 06:56:09 PM
Alright, which one of you tossers thinks he is actually straight?
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 07:53:22 PM
I think hes straight.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Cheebs on January 19, 2007, 07:53:45 PM
I think hes straight.
you dont get the point of the thread
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 07:58:59 PM
I think hes straight.
you dont get the point of the thread

Whats the point of the thread?
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Cheebs on January 19, 2007, 08:02:43 PM
I think hes straight.
you dont get the point of the thread

Whats the point of the thread?

make fun of PD for being obsessed with cocks
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 08:05:56 PM
Oh ok, I didnt know he was into cock.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 09:05:05 PM
When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?

16 or 17.
I had mine a few weeks ago.
elaborate
I don't want to be made fun of.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: TVC15 on January 19, 2007, 09:17:59 PM
When did you have your first gay experience, White Man?

16 or 17.
I had mine a few weeks ago.
elaborate
I don't want to be made fun of.

Yes, spill it moopeepee
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Christopher on January 19, 2007, 09:22:03 PM
dish the dirt mup.

Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 09:29:48 PM
He was standing around three naked black dudes and all he could say was  "I can't go straight any longer."
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 09:37:07 PM
I too want to hear about Mupepe, God of Fertility, finding the way of the wang.

Thats what I just posted.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2007, 10:47:11 PM
If Whiteman would give me his number I would cyber with him. I swear
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 11:19:06 PM
I went on a business trip to Bakersfield, CA.  A coworker and I were at a club and this chubby girl (cute face, but doughnut stomach), kept hitting on both of us and wouldn't leave the area.  So we asked if she wanted to go to the car with us and we shishkabobbed (sp?) her in the back seat of our white rented Impala. 

I think that counts as a gay experience.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2007, 11:23:37 PM
I'm assuming she was white. Bakersfield :lol
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 11:35:39 PM
Nah, hispanic.  What's funny about Bakersfield?   >:(
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2007, 11:38:19 PM
I know two gay guys who live there and they say it's a shit hole. Hell I've seen pics/videos from there and it DOES look like a total shithole :-\

Full of racists too
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 11:39:59 PM
It IS a shithole.  Why do you think I went to a club and fucked a chubster?  It wasn't because the city was so enthralling.  I only had to stay there for two days though.  San Francisco was much better.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2007, 11:47:02 PM
I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?
Yes.

There was a drunken high five involved too   :-\
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 19, 2007, 11:48:03 PM
We call that the Eiffel Tower.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Yeti on January 19, 2007, 11:52:19 PM
I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?
Yes.

There was a drunken high five involved too   :-\

which end were you at?
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 12:34:31 AM
I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?
Yes.

There was a drunken high five involved too   :-\

which end were you at?
Both at some point
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2007, 02:14:02 AM
I see nothing wrong with that. As your as your swords never touched.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 02:18:22 AM
I don't understand how you fucked her. Do you mean someone was getting a bj while the other person banged her from behind?
Yes.

There was a drunken high five involved too   :-\

which end were you at?
During the high five?  I was fucking her.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 02:26:27 AM
^^^
Wow, drunk posting FTW.  I answered the same question twice  :lol 

I see nothing wrong with that. As your as your swords never touched.
I dunno.  I used to have a rule about there being another cock in the room.  I felt kind of gay afterwards.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2007, 02:27:18 AM
That position isn't that bad.

Now if you DPed...
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 02:29:40 AM
That position isn't that bad.

Now if you DPed...
one hole or two holes?  lolz
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 07:49:55 PM
that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.  :S
That's also why I didn't want to post it.  I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Yeti on January 20, 2007, 08:13:14 PM
^^^
Wow, drunk posting FTW.  I answered the same question twice  :lol 

I see nothing wrong with that. As your as your swords never touched.
I dunno.  I used to have a rule about there being another cock in the room.  I felt kind of gay afterwards.

you answered it differently both times too  :lol
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 08:19:40 PM
^^^
Wow, drunk posting FTW.  I answered the same question twice  :lol 

I see nothing wrong with that. As your as your swords never touched.
I dunno.  I used to have a rule about there being another cock in the room.  I felt kind of gay afterwards.

you answered it differently both times too  :lol
:lol

Well I read the question differently.  The first time I thought he was asking which side of the shishkabob I was on.  The second time I thought he was asking which side I was on while we gave the high five (i think this is what he meant).
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 20, 2007, 10:34:13 PM
that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.  :S
That's also why I didn't want to post it.  I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.
Shoulda said yes.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 20, 2007, 11:40:33 PM
that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.  :S
That's also why I didn't want to post it.  I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.

It actually feels pretty awesome.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2007, 11:41:26 PM
But wouldn't the finger smell like shit? :-\
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 20, 2007, 11:42:51 PM
I saw my roommates dick. Does that count.  :yuck
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 11:43:50 PM
that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.  :S
That's also why I didn't want to post it.  I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.

It actually feels pretty awesome.
elaborate.  i heard it makes you feel like you need to take a shit
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 20, 2007, 11:49:24 PM
I found it was just pretty fun and naughty and shit. Its kind of a supplementary thing, you gotta make sure your dick is doing something at the same time
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2007, 11:50:35 PM
I found it was just pretty fun and naughty and shit. Its kind of a supplementary thing, you gotta make sure your dick is doing something at the same time

More details needed
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 20, 2007, 11:56:26 PM
that was kinda anticlimactic mupepe.  :S
That's also why I didn't want to post it.  I knew it would be.

If it makes you feel any better, a girl offered to stick a finger up my butt and I seriously considered it.

It actually feels pretty awesome.
elaborate.  i heard it makes you feel like you need to take a shit
It does. The first time a girl did it was i was like wtf? i ended up having to take a shit a half hour later, but nothing came out. A year or two later i found out that's what it does, and i felt pretty silly in hindsight.

i guess it does something for some guys; for me, i wish i coudl've told her to just stick her finger in there or leave it alone.
Title: Re: How long until PhoenixDark has his first gay experience?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 11:58:14 PM
I found it was just pretty fun and naughty and shit. Its kind of a supplementary thing, you gotta make sure your dick is doing something at the same time
hm.

interest rising.