THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on September 23, 2014, 05:50:00 AM

Title: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 23, 2014, 05:50:00 AM: Just a few days left at the old job

hit the Q target

hit the monthly target

no point in calling new leads

banned from GAF (prob because I was bored)

WHAT TO DO
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Reb on September 23, 2014, 06:42:59 AM: Jack off in the toilet.

See you in 5 minutes for your next assignment.
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: chronovore on September 23, 2014, 06:46:45 AM: Quote from: Reb on September 23, 2014, 06:42:59 AM
Jack off in the toilet.

See you in 5 minutes for your next assignment.

What do you think he was doing BEFORE he posted here?
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 23, 2014, 07:08:43 AM: Went to Pizza Hut buffet with a colleague, now I feel horrible, at least a 45 min toilet break is in the cards
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Positive Touch on September 23, 2014, 07:17:47 AM: play candy crush
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 23, 2014, 07:33:45 AM: Think Ill play Diablo if its installed on my laptop.

The only other person that came in today just left.
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 23, 2014, 07:37:10 AM: nooooooooooo

Im in queue
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Kara on September 23, 2014, 11:01:57 AM: Improve your mind by reading a book. :smug
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Momo on September 23, 2014, 11:08:11 AM: Do what I do during Euro prime hours, go somewhere else.
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 23, 2014, 08:16:34 PM: finger your butthole; stream matlock on your phone
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Freyj on September 23, 2014, 09:31:24 PM: Quote from: Vularai on September 23, 2014, 11:01:57 AM
Improve your mind by reading a book. :smug

Easiest thing in the world to get away with at work. At my old Sys Admin Job with a more or less 80% downtime I got a looot of reading done with the Chrome Kindle App.
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 24, 2014, 04:32:10 AM: :bow Played Dishonored for two hours :bow2

But today everyone is back so no more stealth kills

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 23, 2014, 08:16:34 PM
finger your butthole; stream matlock on your phone

Is that some porn app? Or detective show?
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Squiddy on September 24, 2014, 07:55:11 AM: Honestly, bringing a kindle to work and eruditizing yourself sounds like a plan.
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Kara on September 24, 2014, 10:02:04 AM: You can't make a gerund out of erudite. :bolo
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Squiddy on September 24, 2014, 10:07:55 AM: Quote from: Vularai on September 24, 2014, 10:02:04 AM
You can't make a gerund out of erudite. :bolo

Language is a living thing, breh.
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: Kara on September 24, 2014, 10:11:51 AM: Descriptive grammar. :bolo
Title: Re: SO BORED AT WORK, what to do?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 24, 2014, 10:16:16 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on September 24, 2014, 04:32:10 AM
:bow Played Dishonored for two hours :bow2

But today everyone is back so no more stealth kills

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 23, 2014, 08:16:34 PM
finger your butthole; stream matlock on your phone

Is that some porn app? Or detective show?
a great show, just keep it to the episodes before the other daughter shows up, totally not butthole fingering material.