THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ToxicAdam on September 29, 2014, 10:43:37 AM

Title: Not all Asian immigrants are smart and hard working.
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 29, 2014, 10:43:37 AM

(http://njaes.rutgers.edu/images/photos/stinkbug/adult-male-full.jpg)

The Asian 'stink bug'.

Look at this dumb fucker. He makes noises like a bee, flies around like a drunkard on a weekend pass and really serves no purpose in the food chain except to make our beautiful fruits and vegetables slightly discolored as he sticks his little mouth into them.

No natural predators in the U.S. either, so he's been slowly fucking his way all across our sweet land of liberty.


 

Title: Re: Not all Asian immigrants are smart and hard working.
Post by: Brehvolution on September 29, 2014, 10:48:02 AM

What a stupid thing. How did you get inside this building? It's so obviously the most nefarious of Hindus. Get your shit together, Rajesh.

Title: Re: Not all Asian immigrants are smart and hard working.
Post by: Momo on September 29, 2014, 10:48:03 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/xnL1OaI.png)

Title: Re: Not all Asian immigrants are smart and hard working.
Post by: Kara on September 29, 2014, 10:48:53 AM

#notyourprofessional

Title: Re: Not all Asian immigrants are smart and hard working.
Post by: chronovore on September 29, 2014, 10:50:24 AM

Calling it a "stink bug" is very judgmental. That's probably just how they smell in their country.

Title: Re: Not all Asian immigrants are smart and hard working.
Post by: Brehvolution on September 29, 2014, 10:52:15 AM

It only smells if you crush it. They are harmless so all you need is a tissue to scoop them up with and throw it in the garbage.

Title: Re: Not all Asian immigrants are smart and hard working.
Post by: Momo on September 29, 2014, 10:58:34 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/TvV2bLs.jpg)

Title: Re: Not all Asian immigrants are smart and hard working.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2014, 11:07:54 AM

I assumed this was a Squiddy thread.

Title: Re: Not all Asian immigrants are smart and hard working.
Post by: Squiddy on September 29, 2014, 12:45:56 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2014, 11:07:54 AM

I assumed this was a Squiddy thread.

I'll have you know that I've spoken to asians, and they're actually quite well-mannered and hard-working.
#notallasians though, they're pretty short.