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Title: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: AWESOM-O on October 04, 2014, 01:52:53 AM: Everyone from St Louis can fucking die horribly. I hope your grandparents die feeble and alone on a cold wet street, all your children are stillborn, the ones who aren't stillborn become strippers, etc.

With that out of the way, let's talk about the playoffs. The Cardinals are going to beat the Dodgers in 3, no doubt about that. They make Kershaw look like Edwin Jackson, and they'll probably bash the hell out of Greinke and Ryu as well. No delusions here.

Really surprised to see Detroit and the Angels down 2-0 already. I picked both of those teams to advance. It doesn't seem that long ago that pundits were talking about an arms race between the As (who are gone) and the Tigers for the AL pennant. Now we could easily end up with a Kansas City - Baltimore ALCS.

SF - Washington is the only halfway interesting series in the Divisional round. Curious to see where this one goes.

Again, die in a fire P-Touch, Shaka, and anyone else in St Louis.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Himu on October 04, 2014, 01:56:35 AM: after ferguson they deserve this :yeshrug
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: lennedsay on October 04, 2014, 01:57:20 AM: I don't even think any of us STL bore are even that big of fans, if at all.

:umad
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2014, 02:13:49 AM: I'm not sure what this... baseball sport you're talking about is.

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I did like seeing that the Nationals lost today. Keep that up!
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Kara on October 04, 2014, 02:55:45 AM: more like LOSS angeles am i rite y'all
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 04, 2014, 04:15:50 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/3YXmJSW.gif)
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: El Babua on October 04, 2014, 07:51:02 AM: Yo.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/300mil-to-get-smoked-in-the-playoffs-lil-koufax-is-a-fraud.255379/

Stanton the real MVP :umad
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: lennedsay on October 04, 2014, 11:42:30 AM: Quote from: The Walrus on October 04, 2014, 02:44:52 AM
P-Touch is a big fan, right?

Makes sense that an Arab and a preggers lady with crazy in-laws wouldn't be too down with the Red Birds.

My kid is over 2 now, you realize that right?

Quote from: Esch on October 04, 2014, 02:49:37 AM
Nope. Positive enjoys sports but doesn't really follow any heavy. Shaka doesn't actively watch any sports. We'll occasionally watch some boxing (p-touch's wife loves it and i used to love it) or soccer but that's it.

I'm pretty much the only stlbore member that consistently watches sports :yeshrug

edit: i'm not sure about lenneds or her hubby, though.

We're big hockey fans. I do like baseball and the Cardinals, but I fucking hate CARDINALS FUCKING NATION BEST FANS IN BASEBALL MOTHERFUCKER. So I actively troll obnoxious Cardinals fans. They almost make me hate October with their obnoxious bullshit.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Himu on October 04, 2014, 01:26:56 PM: Do you have to be drunk in order enjoy posting in this thread like a certain sport
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2014, 01:54:27 PM: Stop talking about soccer that way, it's rude
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Positive Touch on October 04, 2014, 02:50:37 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Positive Touch on October 04, 2014, 02:50:47 PM: go cards
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2014, 05:52:33 PM: I kind of want awesome-0 to have his own sports show, called the "Fuck you and die power hour" or something. Skip Bayless can co-host.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Kara on October 04, 2014, 07:34:14 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
I kind of want awesome-0 to have his own sports show, called the "Fuck you and die power hour" or something. Skip Bayless can co-host.

I want him to be completely Jim Rome deadpan when he does it though.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: team filler on October 05, 2014, 05:31:15 PM: jessica got kicked out of girl's generation doe, ryu's heart must be in tatters. expect a horrible game while he's in mourning
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2014, 09:56:30 PM: I can't believe either the Orioles or Royals are going to be in the World Series.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2014, 12:15:08 AM: Yeah, well, I can't believe the Braves had the same record as the Mets this season, so whatever.

:shaq2
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2014, 12:26:11 AM: They had the best record, they weren't the best team. The A's were the best team in baseball for five months then they shit the bed.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2014, 12:30:58 AM: They need to push the trade deadline back a couple weeks now since more teams are feasibly in the playoff race due to the 2 wild card team structure.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 06, 2014, 12:54:07 AM: Quote from: The Walrus on October 06, 2014, 12:22:29 AM
Best team in baseball eliminated by the fucking Royals.

That's why they play the games.

And calm the fuck down.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 06, 2014, 01:00:11 AM: That's why baseball is awesome.

You can dwell in stat land all you want, but then the post season arrives and everything goes out the window.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: lennedsay on October 06, 2014, 10:34:10 PM: Go cards.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Sausage on October 07, 2014, 01:36:23 AM: Anybody can doing anything over a stretch of ~80 PAs. Which is pretty much what the playoffs are.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Kara on October 07, 2014, 02:48:56 AM: Quote from: The Walrus on October 07, 2014, 02:46:33 AM
No one from St Louis deserves human happiness.

I'll have you know I was born in Laguna Beach, thank you. :smug

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Technically I was born in another city but Laguna Beach ate it. Dumb thing: my sibling and I were born in the same hospital but different cities.
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Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: El Babua on October 07, 2014, 02:00:44 PM: On one hand, Ferguson and all the crap in that general region, on the other hand, seeing Awesome-O mad. I mean it's a no-brainer really.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 07, 2014, 02:02:16 PM: Cardinals fans:

http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 07, 2014, 03:26:08 PM: :rofl :umad My hopes and dreams for eons of darkness in California sports are coming true :rejoice :rofl
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 07, 2014, 08:06:06 PM: I'm torn between wanting the Cardinals and the annoying "they just play the game the right way!" narrative to go away and wanting to see an Awesome-o wigout when the Dodgers lose.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: lennedsay on October 07, 2014, 08:17:28 PM: Checking in for a fantastic awesom-o meltdown.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2014, 08:17:32 PM: Those MVP and Cy Young ceremonies for Kershaw should be fun.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 07, 2014, 08:21:16 PM: Awesome-O

😵
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: lennedsay on October 07, 2014, 08:22:20 PM: Gotta be honest, never been so happy to see the Cards win. :usacry
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 07, 2014, 09:36:41 PM: I love upsets, but I'm so tired of the Cardinals.

I guess I'm rooting for a repeat of the 1985 World Series now. One of my favorite match-ups ever. Vince Coleman, Ozzie Smith, John Tudor, Brett Saberhagen, The Quiz, George Brett, Bye Bye Balboni. Sooo good.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: El Babua on October 08, 2014, 02:43:37 AM: Well here's to those librul hippies beating those rednecks.

Either way, the AL teams are gonna be easy to root for this WS.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Kara on October 08, 2014, 03:03:13 AM: At dinner tonight someone asked me if I was wearing orange in solidarity with the Gigantes. :holeup

:mynicca this is ORANGE County I'm only repping one thing. :ufup
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 08, 2014, 03:05:13 AM: Quote from: Vularai on October 08, 2014, 03:03:13 AM
At dinner tonight someone asked me if I was wearing orange in solidarity with the Gigantes. :holeup

:mynicca this is ORANGE County I'm only repping one thing. :ufup

...money?
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 08, 2014, 01:15:28 PM: My wife grew up in Omaha, but they'd go to KC pretty regularly to watch Royals games as a kid. She's pretty excited for KC.
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Kara on October 08, 2014, 02:45:55 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 08, 2014, 03:05:13 AM
...money?

One day. :fbm
Title: Re: Go fuck yourself P-Touch: MLB Postseason thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 15, 2014, 07:51:20 PM: Royals haven't lost yet this postseason and are going to host the WS

:leon

I actually kinda hope they win so we (the Braves) are less likely to hire their general manager, who I dislike. Can't actually want someone running my team that wanted Jeff Francouer on his team after 2006, brehs...