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Title: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 04, 2014, 05:35:00 PM
Lemme know

I did one trip to London already to hang out with mates and watch football, drink beer and play fifa/ufc

Bought a ps4 and want to play some vidya

Went to NYC on my honeymoon

???

Should i be napping?
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2014, 05:40:23 PM
Take my wife to the top of many steep staircases
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: demi on October 04, 2014, 05:40:28 PM
YOU CANT GO BACK NOW, NO MORE VACATIONS

ITS ALL OVER

ITS GOING TO EAT AT YOU FOREVER
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: lennedsay on October 04, 2014, 05:45:26 PM
I dunno, I worked 6 days a week until I went into labor. I didn't do anything close to all the fun shit you listed. Gotta hoard those "vacation" days so at least a week or two of maternity leave was paid, you know. :usacry
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: Himu on October 04, 2014, 05:50:02 PM
You're asking americans who barely have any vacation days this? Youre a bloody European.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 04, 2014, 05:53:44 PM
You put a second kid into a second woman, so the first kid knows its place. That's what my people do.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: king of the internet on October 04, 2014, 05:58:20 PM
Plenty of time to get past the border.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 04, 2014, 07:33:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCJq4re2d-0

practice sleeping through this so your wife gets up first. then, when your wife mentions that you slept through Lager Jr's many scream explosions, offer to take care of things while she naps in the early evenings. put the child in a bassinet equivalent next to the couch, and play video games. everyone gets what they want.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 04, 2014, 08:35:40 PM
the last 3 months? It's probably too late to do anything if your wife is having a hard pregnancy.
From a practical point of view:
- Nap
- Enjoy your weekends together
- Read "The happiest baby on the block"
- Nap some more

From a totally non-practical point of view, I've had more than one woman tell me that they feel that pregnancy is the perfect time for new sexual exploits as many women get really horny and the added blood circulation makes everything super sensitive. I had one woman tell me that she felt that every woman should be with another woman during her pregnancy. Honestly though, my wife was way too sick/feeling bloaty to really even do anything like that. I'd think that they were lying to me but I've heard it from more than one.

But I'm serious about that book.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2014, 12:26:31 AM
I ate my wife out to taste the baby's sweat.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 05, 2014, 04:56:37 AM
I dunno, I worked 6 days a week until I went into labor. I didn't do anything close to all the fun shit you listed. Gotta hoard those "vacation" days so at least a week or two of maternity leave was paid, you know. :usacry

Its one year here in Denmark

Thats why I pay 46% in taxes
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: Kara on October 05, 2014, 10:33:15 AM
Post advice solicitation threads on an exile forum.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: lennedsay on October 05, 2014, 11:53:59 AM
I dunno, I worked 6 days a week until I went into labor. I didn't do anything close to all the fun shit you listed. Gotta hoard those "vacation" days so at least a week or two of maternity leave was paid, you know. :usacry

Its one year here in Denmark

Thats why I pay 46% in taxes

When you factor in health care and all the other free/cheap shit you get, 46% would save us money.

When we were first looking into moving to Sweden, even with the crazy taxes, we realized we are actually losing money every year we stay in the US.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 05, 2014, 11:54:45 AM
Post advice solicitation threads on an exile forum.
it takes a village of exiles to raise a child  :bolo
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 05, 2014, 11:59:12 AM
But seriously. That book. Read it.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: Kara on October 05, 2014, 03:38:44 PM
it takes a village of exiles to raise a child  :bolo

Yeah, yeah I read the Book of Exodus too.

e: Fuck the F-35. At least we convinced a bunch of our client states to buy that piece of shit.
Title: Re: In hindsight, what would you do last 3 months before your first kid?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 06, 2014, 08:36:50 AM
Freaked out
Built out a room for the kid
Freaked out
Went to classes regarding birth
Freaked out
Dealt with Hormones
Freaked out
Bought more ice cream than ever in life before combined
Freaked out
Had Baby
Still freaked out