THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on October 04, 2014, 05:35:00 PM
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Lemme know
I did one trip to London already to hang out with mates and watch football, drink beer and play fifa/ufc
Bought a ps4 and want to play some vidya
Went to NYC on my honeymoon
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Should i be napping?
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Take my wife to the top of many steep staircases
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YOU CANT GO BACK NOW, NO MORE VACATIONS
ITS ALL OVER
ITS GOING TO EAT AT YOU FOREVER
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I dunno, I worked 6 days a week until I went into labor. I didn't do anything close to all the fun shit you listed. Gotta hoard those "vacation" days so at least a week or two of maternity leave was paid, you know. :usacry
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You're asking americans who barely have any vacation days this? Youre a bloody European.
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You put a second kid into a second woman, so the first kid knows its place. That's what my people do.
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Plenty of time to get past the border.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCJq4re2d-0
practice sleeping through this so your wife gets up first. then, when your wife mentions that you slept through Lager Jr's many scream explosions, offer to take care of things while she naps in the early evenings. put the child in a bassinet equivalent next to the couch, and play video games. everyone gets what they want.
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the last 3 months? It's probably too late to do anything if your wife is having a hard pregnancy.
From a practical point of view:
- Nap
- Enjoy your weekends together
- Read "The happiest baby on the block"
- Nap some more
From a totally non-practical point of view, I've had more than one woman tell me that they feel that pregnancy is the perfect time for new sexual exploits as many women get really horny and the added blood circulation makes everything super sensitive. I had one woman tell me that she felt that every woman should be with another woman during her pregnancy. Honestly though, my wife was way too sick/feeling bloaty to really even do anything like that. I'd think that they were lying to me but I've heard it from more than one.
But I'm serious about that book.
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I ate my wife out to taste the baby's sweat.
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I dunno, I worked 6 days a week until I went into labor. I didn't do anything close to all the fun shit you listed. Gotta hoard those "vacation" days so at least a week or two of maternity leave was paid, you know. :usacry
Its one year here in Denmark
Thats why I pay 46% in taxes
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Post advice solicitation threads on an exile forum.
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I dunno, I worked 6 days a week until I went into labor. I didn't do anything close to all the fun shit you listed. Gotta hoard those "vacation" days so at least a week or two of maternity leave was paid, you know. :usacry
Its one year here in Denmark
Thats why I pay 46% in taxes
When you factor in health care and all the other free/cheap shit you get, 46% would save us money.
When we were first looking into moving to Sweden, even with the crazy taxes, we realized we are actually losing money every year we stay in the US.
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Post advice solicitation threads on an exile forum.
it takes a village of exiles to raise a child :bolo
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But seriously. That book. Read it.
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it takes a village of exiles to raise a child :bolo
Yeah, yeah I read the Book of Exodus too.
e: Fuck the F-35. At least we convinced a bunch of our client states to buy that piece of shit.
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Freaked out
Built out a room for the kid
Freaked out
Went to classes regarding birth
Freaked out
Dealt with Hormones
Freaked out
Bought more ice cream than ever in life before combined
Freaked out
Had Baby
Still freaked out