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Title: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 08, 2014, 11:48:45 AM
Track the end of civilization here

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/08/health/ebola-us/index.html

Keep up with the marxists here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=908750

Welp, so long and thanks for all the fish.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: bunny on October 08, 2014, 12:05:33 PM
he would lived if he was white! NO JUSTACE NO BEACE
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 08, 2014, 12:06:56 PM
Jesse Jackson is a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: nachobro on October 08, 2014, 12:15:12 PM
obummer pls
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 08, 2014, 12:34:07 PM
Meh, its not like its in a good country like England or Canada.   
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 08, 2014, 12:35:27 PM
Meh, its not like its in a good country that absolutely depends on american purchasing power like England or Canada.

Fixed, nut hugger.


http://www.indexq.org/economy/gdp.php


United States 16,720,000 N/A 52,800 16,799,700 17,528,382 18,365,803 19,282,539 20,239,777

China 9,330,000 7.4 6,900 9,181,377 10,027,558 10,940,377 11,878,659 12,908,392

Japan 5,007,000 2.0 38,500 4,901,532 4,846,327 5,020,905 5,165,025 5,371,623

Germany 3,593,000 0.5 44,300 3,635,959 3,875,755 4,081,927 4,263,547 4,464,412

France 2,739,000 0.3 41,700 2,737,361 2,885,692 3,021,356 3,153,868 3,308,116

United Kingdom 2,490,000 1.8 39,600 2,535,761 2,827,514 2,992,148 3,156,405 3,340,396

Brazil 2,190,000 2.5 11,100 2,242,854 2,215,953 2,340,754 2,470,474 2,610,967

Russia 2,113,000 1.3 14,600 2,118,006 2,092,205 2,108,837 2,201,726 2,270,810

Italy 2,068,000 -1.8 33,600 2,071,955 2,171,482 2,263,472 2,352,507 2,451,564

Canada 1,825,000 1.6 52,100 1,825,096 1,768,968 1,849,880 1,936,127 2,030,832


Stay thirsty bros!

No wonder y'all don't tip.

:umad
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Kara on October 08, 2014, 02:47:12 PM
brb booking flight to Texas.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Huff on October 08, 2014, 05:28:18 PM
im actually heading to texas on sunday
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Himu on October 08, 2014, 05:37:24 PM
Gj. I live there.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: thisismyusername on October 08, 2014, 08:38:02 PM
brb booking flight to Texas.

Oh come on, if you and I are going to go out on the world... don't do it via sweating and barely breathing for a week. Do the bleach route, brah.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Kara on October 08, 2014, 08:40:18 PM
I... I didn't know you cared. :tocry
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 08, 2014, 09:51:53 PM
Gj. I live there.

I was in Dallas a few days ago. (http://i.imgur.com/ITabjEs.png)
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Brehvolution on October 08, 2014, 10:09:47 PM
Ebola seems to come earlier every year.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: lennedsay on October 09, 2014, 12:52:18 AM
I got Ebola from my Ebola shot last year, so I'm gonna take my chances this year.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Momo on October 09, 2014, 01:49:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Uck38bP_8
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: fistfulofmetal on October 09, 2014, 01:54:38 AM
Can't wait for PAX Ebola 2014
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 09, 2014, 02:24:11 AM
I ordered my tyvek suit, resperator, and gloves for PAX. The one thing I could see happening is people traveling for Christmas and then going to PAX. Its a little outside the time frame for infection, but still possible.

Side note Its never too late to move to Iceland.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Himu on October 09, 2014, 03:51:33 AM
I find the jokes about ebola worrying. It has killed 3000 people in Africa recently, and poses to ruin Liberia's economy, yet you all are making jokes about it. This is pretty serious even if we, as westerners, don't really have to worry about it.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: benjipwns on October 09, 2014, 03:56:18 AM
Laughter is the best medicine.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2014, 04:00:10 AM
I find the jokes about ebola worrying. It has killed 3000 people in Africa recently, and poses to ruin Liberia's economy, yet you all are making jokes about it. This is pretty serious even if we, as westerners, don't really have to worry about it.

I'm not joking doe. :brazilcry
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Momo on October 09, 2014, 04:44:45 AM
I find the jokes about ebola worrying. It has killed 3000 people in Africa recently, and poses to ruin Liberia's economy, yet you all are making jokes about it. This is pretty serious even if we, as westerners, don't really have to worry about it.
As someone who lives in an AIDS shithole where every poke could potentially be the death of me, I'm used to it. No one in Africa (im my experience) really gives a fuck that help isnt coming and/or that Euromericans make fun of us. We're all too busy dodging the biting ebolaids monkey.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2014, 04:46:19 AM
Fuck Texas, I'm knuckling down on my Afrikaans.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Momo on October 09, 2014, 07:09:45 AM
Kom hier om dood te gaan boet :noah
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: lennedsay on October 09, 2014, 07:27:59 AM
I find the jokes about ebola worrying. It has killed 3000 people in Africa recently, and poses to ruin Liberia's economy, yet you all are making jokes about it. This is pretty serious even if we, as westerners, don't really have to worry about it.

My joke was a jab at stupid Americans, fwiw.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 09, 2014, 07:51:42 AM
I find the jokes about ebola worrying. It has killed 3000 people in Africa recently, and poses to ruin Liberia's economy, yet you all are making jokes about it. This is pretty serious even if we, as westerners, don't really have to worry about it.

My joke was a jab at stupid Americans, fwiw.

You shouldn't throw jabs if you punch like a sissy, fwiw.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Mupepe on October 09, 2014, 08:31:37 AM
I'll be in Ft Worth in 16 days.  I'm going to make that small trek to Dallas so I can live dangerously.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: chronovore on October 09, 2014, 08:47:01 AM
I find the jokes about ebola worrying. It has killed 3000 people in Africa recently, and poses to ruin Liberia's economy, yet you all are making jokes about it. This is pretty serious even if we, as westerners, don't really have to worry about it.

So you’re saying Liberia was a country which had a working economy before Ebola?
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 09, 2014, 10:08:04 AM
I'm just trying to do a little reading during my break without getting sideswiped by "Fema Camps, Black Plastic Coffins, Why is the Government buying up Ammo/Humvees, What did Obama know about Ebola and When Did he Know it" outchea.  :beli
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 09, 2014, 10:10:10 AM
I'm just trying to do a little reading during my break without getting sideswiped by "Fema Camps, Black Plastic Coffins, Why is the Government buying up Ammo/Humvees, What did Obama know about Ebola and When Did he Know it" outchea.  :beli

The #struggle is real.
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: benjipwns on October 09, 2014, 10:12:54 AM
But you don't find it the least bit suspicious that both Obama and Ebola came from Africa?
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 09, 2014, 10:13:37 AM
But you don't find it the least bit suspicious that both Obama and Ebola came from Africa?

:dead
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 09, 2014, 10:14:54 AM
Here's the best one I've heard yet....so bad:


"Ebola came from bats. Bats infected humans. Now isis is infecting terrorists and putting them on planes. It's all part of a master plan bro. Obama is the leader of ISIS. This is 100% legit yo"

:beli
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 09, 2014, 10:27:54 AM
pleasechange thread title to OBOLA please


:whew
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2014, 10:32:19 AM
I find the jokes about ebola worrying. It has killed 3000 people in Africa recently, and poses to ruin Liberia's economy, yet you all are making jokes about it. This is pretty serious even if we, as westerners, don't really have to worry about it.
Because Liberia was just chugging along economically before Ebola halted the progress.

It sucks I guess but most things can be joked about on the internet. There are very few things I won't tolerate online, humor wise. For instance any Michael Brown related jokes aren't funny. Bt if I can't laugh at Africoons every now and then what was the point of slavery?
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2014, 11:24:19 AM
Kom hier om dood te gaan boet :noah

It'll be just like Blood Diamond but without being a Rhodesian. :rejoice

RE Liberia: Prior to this, and considering how thoroughly its civil war had destroyed the country, things had been on a slow and steady path to improvement.

http://www.afdb.org/en/countries/west-africa/liberia/liberia-economic-outlook/
http://www.worldbank.org/en/country/liberia/overview

Laugh at what you want but I don't really think it's funny when places trying to get their shit together get fucked up. It's not like this is Zimbabwe outchea.

e: Unintentionally talk about both Rhodesia and Zimbabwe in the same post y'all. :whew
Title: Re: Official EBOLA has killed in the US thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 09, 2014, 01:37:09 PM
wrong thread
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Steve Contra on October 09, 2014, 01:47:10 PM
Get people to lose their shit about ebola but not about kids not being vaccinated for common illnesses brehs
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 09, 2014, 01:48:46 PM
Get people to lose their shit about ebola but not about kids not being vaccinated for common illnesses brehs

(http://humourspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/TVBwT4y.gif)
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Diunx on October 09, 2014, 01:55:35 PM
http://www.diariolibre.com/dl-english/2014/10/09/i829181_punta-cana-and-public-health-clear-false-rumor-passenger-with-ebola.html
Quote
PUNTA CANA. The director of operations of the International Airport of Punta Cana reported that the rumor concerning a passenger coming from Philadelphia affected by the lethal disease known as Ebola was false.

Walter Zemialkowski, said, however, that it was the passenger himself who announced that he was affected by the disease of the moment, causing the isolation of the aircraft and the intervention of the medical team which ran to the aircraft in hazmat suits.

"I have Ebola, you are all screwed," the bothersome passenger was supposed to have said. Zemialkowski explained that security personnel detained the passenger and took him to the medical health area where he was submitted to a rigorous checkup.

The Ministry of Public Health confirmed that the information that the country had received a person suspected of being infected with the Ebola virus was a false alarm.

"It is absolutely false the information that states that through the Punta Cana Airport a person suspected of being sick with Ebola arrived in our country," said Eduardo Rosario Bourdierd, the communications director for Public Health.

Rosario Bourdierd revealed that the passenger is an American, 54 years of age, with no history of flying to areas affected by Ebola or contact with any sick persons.

Gringos gonna gringos  :yeshrug
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 09, 2014, 01:56:51 PM
Get people to lose their shit about ebola but not about kids not being vaccinated for common illnesses brehs

Ebola? SCARED TO DEATH. NUKE AFRICA. CLOSE THE BORDERS. I'M NOT RACIST.

Measles? Oh whatever, I don't believe in vaccinations.

 :duh
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 09, 2014, 02:01:51 PM
My wife reads some Seattle mom group boards and the responses to one of our hospitals stepping up and offering to take Ebola patients has been amazing. Most people are in support of it, but every so often you'll get some idiot who has no clue what they're talking about and just come off as uneducated and xenophobic. Measles and vaccinations got brought up in a very well-thought out response, but the OP responded with "Ladies, let's please not turn this into a vaccination debate." And then she posted some articles about Ebola from some natural medicine website.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Momo on October 09, 2014, 02:18:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GOfFW6y.gif)
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Momo on October 09, 2014, 02:22:03 PM
Kom hier om dood te gaan boet :noah

It'll be just like Blood Diamond but without being a Rhodesian. :rejoice

RE Liberia: Prior to this, and considering how thoroughly its civil war had destroyed the country, things had been on a slow and steady path to improvement.

http://www.afdb.org/en/countries/west-africa/liberia/liberia-economic-outlook/
http://www.worldbank.org/en/country/liberia/overview

Laugh at what you want but I don't really think it's funny when places trying to get their shit together get fucked up. It's not like this is Zimbabwe outchea.

e: Unintentionally talk about both Rhodesia and Zimbabwe in the same post y'all. :whew
My one white friend is from Zimbabwe and insists on calling it Rhodesia, if you mention zimbabwe around him, he loses his jimmies :hitler
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 09, 2014, 02:22:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GOfFW6y.gif)

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/20140117/4955408/raymond-red-reddington-s-laugh-o.gif)
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2014, 02:53:55 PM
My one white friend is from Zimbabwe and insists on calling it Rhodesia, if you mention zimbabwe around him, he loses his jimmies :hitler

"The Rhodesian Exile" is a sobriquet of mine. :snoop

(My mother almost emigrated there while she was in Switzerland (don't ask) and when I told a friend this they gave me this title. It was even on the shit I got for being in their wedding party. :beli)
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2014, 02:55:58 PM
Are you saying you might have a half black sibling somewhere?
:hitler
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 09, 2014, 03:18:13 PM
sobriquet

I learned a new word today
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2014, 06:36:36 PM
Are you saying you might have a half black sibling somewhere?
:hitler

I never filtered that story through that filter PD, thanks.

This is why I share stupid shit, to get perspectives based in the predispositions of my e-peers.

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Miss u Biz.
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Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Steve Contra on October 09, 2014, 06:51:23 PM
Black friends from Utah are NOT displaying black excellence with their conspiracy theories on my Facebook feed  :bolo
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: chronovore on October 09, 2014, 07:02:07 PM
Get people to lose their shit about ebola but not about kids not being vaccinated for common illnesses brehs
THIS. THIS. ONE THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING TIMES, THIS.

There is a posture among the... proudly ignorant people who will casually believe whatever makes their life more dramatic, and whatever allows them to portray themselves in the position of a victim. It is very frustrating.

(http://humourspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/TVBwT4y.gif)
Giant. Damned. Hornets.

OTOH, I was a meter away from one of these damned giant hornets, so is it OK if I’m at least a little irrationally afraid of this happening?
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 10, 2014, 12:47:03 AM
Black friends from Utah are NOT displaying black excellence with their conspiracy theories on my Facebook feed  :bolo

can't vouch for black people from Utah.
:yeshrug
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: benjipwns on October 10, 2014, 10:35:17 PM
Black friends from Utah are NOT displaying black excellence with their conspiracy theories on my Facebook feed  :bolo
Wow, you know players from the Utah Jazz?
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 10, 2014, 11:22:11 PM
Ebola? You're soaking in it!
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 10, 2014, 11:42:44 PM
Black friends from Utah are NOT displaying black excellence with their conspiracy theories on my Facebook feed  :bolo
Hey, You know Steve and Tyrone too? Tell them hi for me.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 13, 2014, 08:20:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3D0DxjgPB0
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Steve Contra on October 13, 2014, 08:22:06 PM
Black friends from Utah are NOT displaying black excellence with their conspiracy theories on my Facebook feed  :bolo
Wow, you know players from the Utah Jazz?
I went to church with one of them

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John Stockton :neogaf
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Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 13, 2014, 09:46:27 PM
I'm picturing him wearing tiny shorts on Sunday morning.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Himu on October 15, 2014, 12:50:22 AM
I admit I worry about this because one of my jobs is at the airport and I do maintenance. One of those maintenance jobs is doing dishes for some restaurants off of food people ate. I just...:stahp What do I do?
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Kara on October 15, 2014, 01:02:48 AM
I admit I worry about this because one of my jobs is at the airport and I do maintenance. One of those maintenance jobs is doing dishes for some restaurants off of food people ate. I just...:stahp What do I do?

Send me the dishes to wash.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: SpeedStats on October 15, 2014, 01:21:28 AM
Get people to lose their shit about ebola but not about kids not being vaccinated for common illnesses brehs

Or not thinking about enterovirus being the hot new thing infecting some kids.
Or MRSAs or ESBLs or VREs because they won't take medications properly or because doctors overprescribe stuff when medications aren't necessary.
Or diabetes being a common thing we test for for in labs lately.  Or symptoms of heart disease.

I get that people are scared, but contracting ebola is fairly rare. Unless you come into contact with someone's poopoo, blood, vomit, or semen (up to 90 days post-recovery)... and got it in a cut/orifice/swallowed it/picked your nose, I dunno.

(I read this article for one epidemiology class in 2007.  It was neat: http://jid.oxfordjournals.org/content/196/Supplement_2/S142.full)
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Himu on October 15, 2014, 11:10:17 AM
Ughhhh

http://www.wfla.com/story/26789184/second-texas-health-care-worker-tests-positive-for-ebola

They had 70 nurses caring for Duncan. 70. Oh my GOD.

Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 15, 2014, 11:18:09 AM
Chill out. You're not going to get Ebola and there won't be an outbreak in the US.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Himu on October 15, 2014, 11:24:53 AM
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-ebola-dallas-20141014-story.html#page=1
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 15, 2014, 11:29:35 AM
Live in a state where "regulation" is a swear word, brehs.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 15, 2014, 11:38:25 AM
Nah, sis. I refuse to get paranoid over something incommunicable by air.

:ufup

Well, CIDRAP just had a write up on why they believe care givers should be wearing respirators rather than regular medical face masks.  I think thats more cautionary than anything, but yeah
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 15, 2014, 11:45:08 AM
Nah, sis. I refuse to get paranoid over something incommunicable by air.

:ufup

Well, CIDRAP just had a write up on why they believe care givers should be wearing respirators rather than regular medical face masks.  I think thats more cautionary than anything, but yeah

My buddy who works for one of them alphabet agencies said they actually received info about terrorists possible using EBOLA infected people as functional dirty bombs (ie exploding themselves)....my friend who's a general practice doctor just rolled his eyes and told him to shut the fuck up and stop wasting our taxpayer money.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 15, 2014, 11:52:48 AM
Toxic Adam...bunker down bro!!

http://www.cleveland.com/healthfit/index.ssf/2014/10/dallas_ebola_patient_traveled.html#incart_m-rpt-1

Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 15, 2014, 11:53:09 AM
fucking hell
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Brehvolution on October 16, 2014, 02:11:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Fa19eON.jpg)
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Kara on October 16, 2014, 07:16:18 PM
Only 88,000? :anhuld

I better light up. :pimp
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 17, 2014, 10:38:31 AM
Lol everyone in America does, you seriously don't hold your burger like that? Silly euro.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Himu on October 17, 2014, 10:43:25 AM
I eat my burgers with my pinky extended like a real lady.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2014, 01:55:33 PM
Who the fuck holds their hamburger like that? :mindblown

It looks like a gun was taken out of his hand and replaced with a burger, probably an editor decision.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 17, 2014, 06:07:55 PM
Yeah, they probably replaced "gun deaths" with "obesity deaths" in order to avoid being clobbered by the NRA.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 09:32:19 PM
My mom is gonna be insufferable. My brother is in NY right now.

Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 23, 2014, 09:43:39 PM
My mom is gonna be insufferable. My brother is in NY right now.

...does he have to stay out of Brooklyn, too?

:hitler
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2014, 09:45:00 PM
:tocry

Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Barry Egan on October 23, 2014, 10:14:57 PM
solidarity fellow NYC-bore.   :punch
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 23, 2014, 11:09:51 PM
They probably ought to get, I dunno, some sort of system in place for returning medical workers other than the apparently "no system" method currently in place.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 23, 2014, 11:16:53 PM
Like, "hey bud, how bout you hang out and let us watch you for a couple weeks so we can make sure you didn't pick up a critter or two. You know, watch some Netflix, play some games, read, chill out. You been fishing around in liquified bowels for months, a couple more weeks ain't gonna kill you.

Hopefully.  :hitler "
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 24, 2014, 08:36:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wiP9oK2.jpg)

:hitler
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Brehvolution on October 24, 2014, 12:09:31 PM
Before Obamacare, there was always right wing shitheads.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 12:16:37 PM
Come on guys, that dude was actually joking.  And considering the jimmies he rustled, it was a pretty good one.
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 12:17:32 PM
Come on guys, that dude was actually joking.  And considering the jimmies he rustled, it was a pretty good one.

SJW's be all like 

 :bolo
Title: Re: Official OBOLA has killed in the US thread. Thanks Obama.
Post by: Huff on October 24, 2014, 06:52:16 PM
Ebola needs some jokes about it considering the huge over-reaction from everyone

(http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/images/drinking-chlorine-can-make-you-sick-or-kill-you.jpg)

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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 24, 2014, 07:37:04 PM
Obama met with the nurse from Dallas that contracted ebola:

(http://i.imgur.com/b8T1OdU.jpg)

Then he hugged her:

(http://i.imgur.com/k2r2hiK.jpg)

America is doomed.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 26, 2014, 09:02:06 PM
She's cute
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Post by: Your Stalker on October 26, 2014, 10:58:14 PM
more like america is saved from obummer's communista regime
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on October 27, 2014, 03:58:06 AM
I keep waiting for some public figure to up the ante, share a soda with a recovered ebola patient, chew the same wad of gum.  Something like that.

I could make a lewd comment about swapping fluids with that nurse, but that would be in especially poor taste.  So I won't.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 27, 2014, 09:35:38 AM
Ebola needs some jokes about it considering the huge over-reaction from everyone

(http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/images/drinking-chlorine-can-make-you-sick-or-kill-you.jpg)

Why would anyone with diarrhea take a shit on a pizza stone? :leon

 :ohhh
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 27, 2014, 10:03:36 AM
Ebola needs some jokes about it considering the huge over-reaction from everyone

(http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/images/drinking-chlorine-can-make-you-sick-or-kill-you.jpg)

Why would anyone with diarrhea take a shit on a pizza stone? :leon

(http://i.imgur.com/x4k2n6k.jpg)
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Post by: T-Short on October 28, 2014, 09:39:52 AM
http://www.brandsonsale.com/sexy-costumes-2015.html (http://www.brandsonsale.com/sexy-costumes-2015.html)

:dead
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Post by: Kara on October 28, 2014, 11:44:39 AM
I'm playing Crysis 2 atm and in the beginning of the game everyone is joking about New York City being afflicted by Ebola instead of what it really is afflicted by (alien occupation).

What does Cevat Yerli know that he's not telling us? The truth is out there.
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Post by: benjipwns on October 28, 2014, 11:57:41 AM
That's why Crytek is having so many financial problems, they spent too much on this literal viral marketing campaign.
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Post by: chronovore on October 30, 2014, 04:36:19 PM
That's why Crytek is having so many financial problems, they spent too much on this literal viral marketing campaign.
:eboladead
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 19, 2014, 04:50:55 PM
So...I guess ebola is over, now?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2014, 09:17:42 AM
So...I guess ebola is over, now?

For white people, so yes.
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Post by: Himu on November 20, 2014, 09:31:03 AM
Another supposed Ebola victim dead in NYC and they're black
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 14, 2015, 01:40:04 PM
Quote from: http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/statements/2015/liberia-ends-ebola/en/
Today, 9 May 2015, WHO declares Liberia free of Ebola virus transmission. Forty-two days have passed since the last laboratory-confirmed case was buried on 28 March 2015. The outbreak of Ebola virus disease in Liberia is over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S02BHmWPZNs
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 14, 2015, 01:45:44 PM
We did it guys!  We beat ebola!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2015, 02:44:23 PM
Now you just have to watch out for jizzbola.

http://www.businessinsider.com/ebola-can-be-transmitted-through-sex-for-months-after-recovery-2015-5

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Researchers knew that the Ebola virus could survive for months in semen, and have previously recommended that Ebola survivors either abstain from sex or use a condom for at least three months following their illness.

But the new report suggests that the man transmitted Ebola through sex about five months after he recovered, and nearly 200 days after he first showed Ebola symptoms.

Stay safe, Borians. :brazilcry
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 14, 2015, 03:46:04 PM
I thought it was cured back in November after the election.
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Post by: chronovore on May 15, 2015, 01:38:52 AM
Now you just have to watch out for jizzbola.

http://www.businessinsider.com/ebola-can-be-transmitted-through-sex-for-months-after-recovery-2015-5

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Researchers knew that the Ebola virus could survive for months in semen, and have previously recommended that Ebola survivors either abstain from sex or use a condom for at least three months following their illness.

But the new report suggests that the man transmitted Ebola through sex about five months after he recovered, and nearly 200 days after he first showed Ebola symptoms.

Stay safe, Borians. :brazilcry

You have to have sex for the transfer to be possible. Most of us are safe.  :'(
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 15, 2015, 02:26:06 AM
I mainly meant Andrex.