THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Wrath2X on October 14, 2014, 06:17:21 PM
-
I'm just chilling, sitting on my couch, binge watching Gilmore Girls since I'm more woman than man. And suddenly Iggy, the fly I got too lazy to kill and decided was my pet because, starts attacking me. Well, not really suddenly. I hate it when flies walk on me or buzz around me so I generally try to swat them away. After a certain point, Iggy got merciless. Coming at me from every which way and getting away before i could do anything.
Iggy is evolving, he knows what specifically agitates me. And his guerilla tactics have been getting me annoyed to the point where he can get away before I can react, which irritates me more. Buzzing around my ear, walking on the surface of my skin for nanoseconds then getting away, and genuinely tapping into my paranoia like no other creature can.
From what I can gather, he might be trying to dominate me in order take my seat on the couch. Becoming the alpha male , if you will. My decree is that I'll kill him when I can, but won't rush cause I'm both lazy and apathetic to the situation. As I was with Spewie the Voyeur Spider, who only used to watch me take a dump till I decided to spray him with so much febreze he found himself in a walt disney state of perpetually frozen and forced to watch the atrocities I churned out on a daily basis.
tl;dr
Insect politics.
-
you only have two options, call the fly whisperer or wait for Iggy to die of old age which should take about 2 days
-
Wrath, you accidentally clicked "New Post" instead of "Reply" in the Daily Struggle thread.
-
girl...
-
This is not a struggle, this is war.
All war is class struggle. :wag
-
I can start ranting about how World War I was a genocide of the proletariat. (People actually think this, BTW.)
-
your mistake was befriending it; kill the imperialist scum