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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on October 14, 2014, 11:43:21 PM

Title: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Eschaton on October 14, 2014, 11:43:21 PM: i saw a few of these at the gas station today and it was offensive:

(http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/plastic40s.jpg)

i barely drink these shitty things anymore but this is egregious

(http://i.minus.com/ic1INygyhpzkY.gif)
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Positive Touch on October 14, 2014, 11:46:44 PM: half the fun of drinking those is smashing the bottle someplace inconsiderate. the plastic ruins it.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 14, 2014, 11:47:21 PM: Dat High Life tho

:aah
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Post by: Shadow Mod on October 14, 2014, 11:49:38 PM: Drinking shit beer out of plastic, I can't even.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 14, 2014, 11:55:46 PM: I'd judge, by my wine comes from a plastic bag
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Post by: Positive Touch on October 14, 2014, 11:57:26 PM: lol I was just getting up to grab a Heineken thanks to this thread
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2014, 11:58:27 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2fV-_eiKxE
:rejoice
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Positive Touch on October 15, 2014, 12:09:50 AM: god fuckin dammit I'm out of beer so I'm just drinking rum
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Shadow Mod on October 15, 2014, 12:34:59 AM: Quote from: Esch on October 14, 2014, 11:56:18 PM
now i want to drink shitty beer with positive touch and throw the glasses :whew

Get these plastic ones and play sock'em boppers.
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Post by: Kara on October 15, 2014, 01:03:55 AM: Switched to absinthe only at just the right time. :whew
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 15, 2014, 01:10:34 AM: I'd talk shit but I used to drink Aristocrat vodka, the only liquor you can chew
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 15, 2014, 04:15:24 AM: :bow modern low-cost material technology :bow2
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Kara on October 15, 2014, 05:36:41 AM: Quote from: Shark Johnson on October 15, 2014, 02:45:24 AM
Isn't the appeal to chug an ice cold 40 and then smash the bottle as soon of you finish it?

The only time in my life that I bought a 40 it was from the MLK Gas Mart on Martin Luther King Boulevard in Las Vegas and I felt like I'd done enough damage with my actions already without smashing a bottle against something on top of that.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 15, 2014, 08:46:50 AM: A Skoal bandit in my lip, St. Ides in my lap and playing NHL 95 on the PS1. Not a woman for miles around me. That's a baller.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 15, 2014, 08:52:49 AM: If you are just pouring some out for dead homies, why does it matter what the container is made of?
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Post by: sarslip on October 15, 2014, 10:37:17 AM: keepin that price point
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 15, 2014, 11:59:08 AM: completely unacceptable, and also irresponsible - one of the perks of drinking a 40 is that when you're doing dumb shit in public, you have a makeshift club if shit pops off. Designing a bottle specifically to prevent this is robbing short, skinny dudes who act like distinguished mentally-challenged fellows in public such as myself of a valuable self-defense resource. I dread the day St. Ides goes this route.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Himu on October 15, 2014, 07:53:26 PM: 40s are what you pay the 21 year old in your college dorm to buy you because you don't know any better and need a cheap way to get blitzed.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 15, 2014, 07:58:21 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONMtfyHGVH0
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Post by: Dickie Dee on October 15, 2014, 07:58:48 PM: 17 year old me drinkin' Big Bear in the woods :rejoice
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 15, 2014, 08:39:01 PM: KNEEL BEFORE BLKBERRY

(https://d1c8v1qci5en44.cloudfront.net/photo/2013_10_06/06a66b57e6664aba05360ab18c6204a8_640x640.jpg)

Yes, that's my picture.

8% ABV PURPLE DRANK AT ITS FINEST
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Kara on October 16, 2014, 12:10:51 AM: I'm pretty sure my urine is 8% ABV on a daily basis.
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Post by: Shadow Mod on October 16, 2014, 12:12:39 AM: Pouring out a plastic 40 for the homies is like one step too much into tacky.

It was teetering on the line and a plastic bottle just sends it over the edge.
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Post by: Kara on October 16, 2014, 12:24:18 AM: I'm pouring out Franzia for my hommies now.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 16, 2014, 01:09:40 AM: i kinda hate 40s but for some reason if i'm ever out and someone suggests drinking one i always do it. the shittier the 40 the more excited i am. camo 5x :lawd
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 16, 2014, 01:14:18 AM: i go with OE if I need a situational boost in street/urban cred, steel reserve if I want to pay respects to my trashcac roots.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Shadow Mod on October 16, 2014, 01:17:39 AM: New Thread: Whitest 40
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Post by: Kara on October 16, 2014, 01:18:32 AM: I like that one because instead of watching Blossom I can just drink the winner.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Shadow Mod on October 16, 2014, 01:19:54 AM: Quote from: Esch on October 16, 2014, 01:18:51 AM
Quote from: Shadow Mod on October 16, 2014, 01:17:39 AM
New Thread: Whitest 40

doesnt need a debate, it's mickeys. i'm pretty sure the city of boston runs on mickey's and racism.

Olde English 800 would like a word...
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Shadow Mod on October 16, 2014, 01:24:04 AM: Just saw 40 cozies, omg.
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Post by: nudemacusers on October 16, 2014, 01:25:43 AM: ironic college cac 40oz - colt 45

citycac poverty income 40oz - king cobra

countrycac hoedown 40z - high life

trashcac #nohope 40z - steel reserve
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 16, 2014, 01:29:48 AM: honorable mention should go to camo high gravity which iirc was $1.25 or so when I last bought it a few years ago :dead
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Himu on October 16, 2014, 01:32:16 AM: Quote from: The Walrus on October 15, 2014, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 15, 2014, 07:53:26 PM
40s are what you pay the 21 year old in your college dorm to buy you because you don't know any better and need a cheap way to get blitzed.

Popov vodka and a gallon of Minute Maid do this more efficiently.

Agreed but when you're a college fresh alcohol is alcohol to you. You'll have anything so long as it's booze.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 16, 2014, 01:33:14 AM: we're talking low income citycacs. your regular citycac will purchase his malt liquor from a chain gas station, thus will depart with oe 800 or classic mickey's (not the superior mickey's ice)
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Post by: nudemacusers on October 16, 2014, 01:38:06 AM: oh man i forgot all about hurricane. will need to do some more research to determine any updates to rankings/placement.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Shadow Mod on October 16, 2014, 01:47:53 AM: It's not a 40 but the worst beer I've had goes to medalla.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 16, 2014, 01:49:49 AM: yeah but the bottle design and name:

(http://cdn.beeradvocate.com/im/beers/2186.jpg)

just scream 'after a long day of manual labor and quadding while listening to skynyrd and kid rock on the radio i need this in me'
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Kara on October 16, 2014, 01:53:36 AM: This thread has made me really glad that I grew up in a demographic that thought drinking Natural Ice was cultural tourism.
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 16, 2014, 01:56:13 AM: Quote from: Esch on October 16, 2014, 01:52:15 AM
Hurricane always struck me as something poor Hispanics drink

Sound familiar :hitler
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/16013c275892f4ff2fb353eede698c94/tumblr_n4hza3HrYJ1qzdyqdo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: who the fuck wants to drink a plastic 40oz?
Post by: Kara on October 16, 2014, 02:01:48 AM: That's why it's very important to consume cultural :trash in addition to the fine arts. Otherwise you start thinking the :trash is art.