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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Verdigris Murder on October 16, 2014, 06:26:24 PM

Title: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Verdigris Murder on October 16, 2014, 06:26:24 PM
I actually made friends with a pretty awesome girl in a 'WC' today.

It was opening time at the local mall, we started talking because she was in a wheelchair next to where I was sitting, and basically disabled people are pretty much like the gorgons in Destiny.
If you can avoid their gaze, you'll be ok.

She is actually pretty great, and I'll post the results.
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Verdigris Murder on October 16, 2014, 06:27:07 PM
She's going to be doing stunts.
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Verdigris Murder on October 16, 2014, 06:32:38 PM
Engage.
Destiny is still fucking down.
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Verdigris Murder on October 16, 2014, 06:47:15 PM
oscar sent me a pm a month ago, just before #gamergate and #noturcatamite exploded.

"What's basically going to happen is a UFC contest between a muscle-bound autist who's really keen on jigsaws, but also has an off the chart sex-drive (potential Schrödinger's cat rapists).
Watch this page."

And tbh I was slightly like wtf dude.

But then he followed with this:

"The muscle-bound autists opponent is a bald man with mind-powerz (sic)."


My personal theory is that TB turned him.
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 16, 2014, 06:57:47 PM
Timing is suspicious, Martin possibly Momo :teehee
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 16, 2014, 07:22:01 PM
I don't understand half of this thread but, fuck her ass till she doesn't feel it anymore. 
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: toku on October 16, 2014, 07:41:22 PM
(http://i.minus.com/i4vIb48dL52qW.gif)
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 16, 2014, 07:43:33 PM
In my short time on the bore I've learned is that if dandy advises you to do something, you should totally do it.
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Kara on October 16, 2014, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 16, 2014, 07:22:01 PM
I don't understand half of this thread but, fuck her ass till she doesn't feel it anymore.

I feel like this one was pretty subtle by your standards, Arvie. You can teach an old dog new tricks I guess. :clap
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: The Sceneman on October 17, 2014, 09:49:32 AM
I know this sounds crazy, but it’s TRUE. My life CHANGED FOREVER thanks to this ONE WEIRD TRICK I used to burn fat and build muscle FAST. I know what you’re thinking—sounds like just another internet fitness scam, right? Wrong. I really did double my body mass in JUST TWO WEEKS, and I don’t understand how I got so big so fast and I’m SCARED.

What a lot of people don’t realize about staying fit is that getting in shape has less to do with how much you eat and more to do with what you eat. This CRAZY FITNESS TIP helped me pinpoint the foods that could give my body the NUTRIENTS it needed to build mass AND definition at a BREAKNECK rate that FRIGHTENED MY DOCTOR! I couldn’t believe how SIMPLE it was!

This INCREDIBLE TRICK also gave me the ENERGY and DRIVE to work out at the gym almost every day. But the crazy thing is, when I used this ONE WEIRD SECRET to work out, I only needed to do three 15-minute workouts a week in order to grow TOO LARGE for my own PARENTS TO RECOGNIZE ME. I think I MIGHT be DYING.

This CRAZY FITNESS TIP helped me pinpoint the foods that could give my body the NUTRIENTS it needed to build mass AND definition at a BREAKNECK rate that FRIGHTENED MY DOCTOR!
And don’t get me started on my SEX life! Ever since I became TOO MUSCULAR TO BREATHE COMFORTABLY, ravenous SWARMS OF WOMEN have been clawing at my SEETHING BULK because the CHISELED DEFINITION of my TWITCHING, ANGRY ABS drives them MAD WITH DESIRE. These WOMEN have turned my life into a LUSTY HELLSCAPE. I live in constant fear of THE WOMEN WHO HUNT ME, and it all happened in just TWO WEEKS!

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Stolen from here: http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-know-sounds-spam-i-really-did-double-my-mass-two-1158
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Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Shadow Mod on October 17, 2014, 03:26:37 PM
Make your penis bigger, this how to video by Ron Jeremy shows you how...
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: demi on October 17, 2014, 03:37:48 PM
Sometimes I watch an old school Hedgehog video for kicks
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: chronovore on October 20, 2014, 01:19:48 AM
Quote from: Verdigris Murder on October 16, 2014, 06:27:07 PM
She's going to be doing stunts.
Welcome back, you insane freak. :heart
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Raban on October 20, 2014, 06:17:40 PM
the return of raperman? we're not worthy!
(http://i.imgur.com/pLuRzHH.gif)
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Steve Contra on October 20, 2014, 06:18:14 PM
Oh man I've missed Raperman's posts.

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Fuck no I haven't.
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Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 20, 2014, 08:18:33 PM
your prose reads like AIDS, bb
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Raban on October 22, 2014, 09:05:23 PM
Quote from: Death Ghidorah on October 20, 2014, 07:45:09 PM
Oh yeah the guy who made fun of a member's dad dying? Truly we are not worthy.
Yeah but dating a disabled person earns all those karma points back
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Yulwei on October 22, 2014, 09:07:48 PM
What the fuck is anyone in this thread talking about?
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Yeti on October 23, 2014, 12:55:33 AM
Quote from: Raban on October 22, 2014, 09:05:23 PM
Quote from: Death Ghidorah on October 20, 2014, 07:45:09 PM
Oh yeah the guy who made fun of a member's dad dying? Truly we are not worthy.
Yeah but dating a disabled person earns all those karma points back

Does it count when you are disabled yourself?
Title: Re: Bitches with the lustful sex thirst
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 23, 2014, 12:56:37 AM
No that is double negation.