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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 04:10:09 PM

Title: Friday Thread
Post by: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 04:10:09 PM
When I was 18 I worked at a Boston Market for about 3 weeks to make money right before a trip. About once a day someone would come in and order a pint of gravy (or more), nothing else. The first time it happened I was deeply confused but the manager came over and told me there were dedicated buttons for just that. So just know there's people out there drinking Boston Market gravy straight.

Now share your Friday story.

Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 24, 2014, 04:18:39 PM
 good time stories or bad time stories?
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 24, 2014, 04:18:53 PM
Did it make you want to sip a little, just to see what you were missing?
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 04:19:55 PM
good time stories or bad time stories?
Stories, breh, stories.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 04:20:50 PM
I've watched all of Next Friday (in a theater no less) but not the entirety of Friday, even on TV.

That's it. That's my Friday story. I submit myself to the judgment of the central committee Bore.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 24, 2014, 04:31:16 PM
Lots of on edge parents keep calling in since there was a school shooting about 45 miles north of here. Doesn't help that a threat was found at another high school in town on Monday. This is all public and has been talked about on the local news, so I don't have a problem sharing.

Really looking forward to this day being over.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Steve Contra on October 24, 2014, 04:31:48 PM
Lots of on edge parents keep calling in since there was a school shooting about 45 miles north of here. Doesn't help that a threat was found at another high school in town on Monday. This is all public and has been talked about on the local news, so I don't have a problem sharing.

Really looking forward to this day being over.
:tocry

Glad you're safe, but man what the fuck is wrong with people.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: StealthFan on October 24, 2014, 04:32:43 PM
I used to eat the scraps from the serving trays at Hometown Buffet when I washed dishes. The ones customers scoop the food out of. Such poverty and struggle :tocry
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 24, 2014, 04:41:30 PM
FRIDAY!!!

:rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock  :tauntaun
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 04:57:37 PM
The Cure > Rebecca Black

Wistful teenage exuberance > love (:yuck)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not really. :tocry
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Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 05:02:42 PM
In Next Friday they live next door to a cholo and at one point he takes a woman into his room to make a beast with 2 backs, undresses, and says, "Say, 'hello,' to my Aztec warrior," while in briefs.

Fucking quality entertainment outchea.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: octopushover on October 24, 2014, 05:04:56 PM
In Next Friday they live next door to a cholo and at one point he takes a woman into his room to make a beast with 2 backs, undresses, and says, "Say, 'hello,' to my Aztec warrior," while in briefs.

Fucking quality entertainment outchea.

except everyone knows the head is Olmec
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2014, 05:05:30 PM
When I was a tween we moved to the suburbs, and there was a golf course behind our house. My brothers and I decided to walk all around the course which was huge. It was December, snow everywhere but the sun was bright, and we began the trek. An hour later my youngest brother started complaining that he couldn't walk anymore and demanded we carry him. Naturally we said hell no, but he kept insisting and finally just collapsed on the snow in protest. He wouldn't get up and kept demanding we carry him. I told him if he didn't get up we'd leave him and he said "you wouldn't leave ME."
(http://i.imgur.com/CqeyGYP.png)

So I did what any big brother would do: I held a vote. The vote was 3-0 to leave him (we didn't let him vote), so we left. Got home an hour later and my mom was like where's [insert his name]. I was like :yeshrug he gone

She sent us back to find him. We found him in the exact same spot in the snow. Dragged him home, then I got grounded for leaving him. My mom said "being a big brother isn't a democracy. And now you can't watch television for a week."

(http://i.imgur.com/5Q2j5gS.png)
It was Friday, the day before morning cartoons.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 05:06:50 PM
Halloween and A Nightmare on Elm St >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Friday the 13th.

Easily the shittiest and most overrated of the Big 3 slashers. Jason is a plebe compared to Myers or Freddy. Cool mask though.

Jason Takes Manhattan is so :lawd doe.

Make a movie with Manhattan in the title and set the majority of it on a cruise ship y'all.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2014, 09:02:55 PM
got back from vacay; had over 3K mails in my inbox. deleted 3/4s LIKE A BAWSS (i am in fact a BAWSS so this is redundant), successfully bluffed and/or intimidated my way through every meeting and planning review after that, and even horked up a semi-useful spec out my AZZHO.
 :jawalrus

corporate life, i'm doin' it RITE.  :lawd
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2014, 09:04:26 PM
 :ufup watch me totally get laid off in the next wave  :tocry :brazilcry
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: lennedsay on October 24, 2014, 09:18:52 PM
I used to eat the scraps from the serving trays at Hometown Buffet when I washed dishes. The ones customers scoop the food out of. Such poverty and struggle :tocry

Ahh, the ol' bus tub buffet.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: chronovore on October 25, 2014, 06:44:07 AM
Friday night was pretty much crappy.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 25, 2014, 08:47:37 AM
After getting done with work at 8 last night, I ate a hummus wrap really quick so I could make it to the pet store and get my puppy some food before it closed at 9. I'm about to turn onto the busier street when I smell shit in the car... figure the neighbor's dog was shitting in our front yard again and I stepped in it, since I make Moxie shit out back, it can't be her, right? Well, I turn around take the offending shoe off on the landing, then open the door... to discover the pile of shit that I stepped in on my way OUT of the house. Little fucker.
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2014, 09:43:06 AM
After getting done with work at 8 last night, I ate a hummus wrap really quick so I could make it to the pet store and get my puppy some food before it closed at 9. I'm about to turn onto the busier street when I smell shit in the car... figure the neighbor's dog was shitting in our front yard again and I stepped in it, since I make Moxie shit out back, it can't be her, right? Well, I turn around take the offending shoe off on the landing, then open the door... to discover the pile of shit that I stepped in on my way OUT of the house. Little fucker.
The burrito mention made me expect the twist would be you pooped yourself.

Burritos
:noah
Title: Re: Friday Thread
Post by: Kara on October 25, 2014, 10:57:16 AM
Came home and chemically induced sleep.

Party hard. :rock