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Title: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 20, 2007, 12:22:38 AM
I dont think I could. I need to respect my wife. What about yall.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 20, 2007, 12:23:09 AM
Yeah, unless she's got warts or something.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 20, 2007, 12:23:32 AM
But how can you respect a chick that does that?
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2007, 12:23:41 AM
Why would I fuck someone in the ass that'll have to sleep near? If she leaks I'd roll in her puddle :(
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 20, 2007, 12:25:24 AM
Yeah, unless she's got warts or something.

Exactly how i feel. Not that i dont like it. But if they arent into it i tend not to be into it. Women give off some pretty fucked up signals thats for sure. That whole NO means yes shit.

Just dont be mad at me when i go for the ass raw dogging it.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2007, 12:26:02 AM
Yeah, like any woman would marry me.





or let me anywhere near her ass.







 :'(
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Bloodwake on January 20, 2007, 12:26:52 AM
If she wanted me to.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2007, 12:27:41 AM
Yeah, like any woman would marry me.





or let me anywhere near her ass.







 :'(

Aristotle no doubt took it up the ass
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2007, 12:31:09 AM
Yeah, like any woman would marry me.





or let me anywhere near her ass.







 :'(

The offer to be my personal assistant still stands.  Drinky can confirm that I draw the attention of the most insane women.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Bacon on January 20, 2007, 12:55:56 AM
I would start off with a finger or two. Then see where things go from there.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 20, 2007, 04:04:39 AM
I can indeed confirm this. :o

(That TVC-15 draws the attention of insane women; not that I poke my wife in the dookychute.)
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on January 20, 2007, 08:52:22 AM
If she would let me.

Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2007, 09:00:45 AM
No, but I would do another man's wife in the ass.  Oh wait, already have.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 20, 2007, 12:32:39 PM
Sure, if she wanted me to.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Prost on January 20, 2007, 02:13:55 PM
No, but I would if she wanted me to  8)
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Christopher on January 20, 2007, 02:20:08 PM
No.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Itch on January 20, 2007, 02:29:46 PM
What the fuck at all the people saying no. I'll bet you also expect the woman you marry to be a virgin too.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 20, 2007, 02:32:31 PM
I'd probably take a dump on my wife's chest if she wanted me to.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: APF on January 20, 2007, 04:45:12 PM
This is akin to asking whether you'd let your wife blow you; anal sex is essentially mainstream nowadays.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 20, 2007, 04:56:56 PM
What kind of question is that? Of course i would... if i ever get married.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2007, 04:57:53 PM
I'd probably take a dump on my wife's chest if she wanted me to.

Whipped.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 20, 2007, 05:31:10 PM
I'd probably take a dump on my wife's chest if she wanted me to.

Whipped.

Whipped would be if I let her shit on my chest if she wanted to.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2007, 06:33:41 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 20, 2007, 07:08:21 PM
This is akin to asking whether you'd let your wife blow you; anal sex is essentially mainstream nowadays.

I dont belive it. Girls have to have more dignity than that.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 20, 2007, 07:18:56 PM
Anal sex really is a lot better than the other kind
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2007, 07:19:47 PM
This is akin to asking whether you'd let your wife blow you; anal sex is essentially mainstream nowadays.

I dont belive it. Girls have to have more dignity than that.

Nope, anal sex and butt play in general is pretty common nowadays.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 20, 2007, 07:20:56 PM
I guess with sluts it is.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 20, 2007, 07:47:37 PM
I guess with sluts it is.

Honestly, how would you even know?

You're the guy who gets drunk and posts here instead of fucking the girl lying in your bed.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 20, 2007, 07:54:14 PM
can't say it ever appealed to me, and if my wife for some creepy reason asked, i'd say no. i mean, wtf. there's plenty more interesting orifices, and i don't get off on creepy dominance/submission shit. y'all 've watched too many pornos, methinks, but hey: whatever floats your o-ring.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Christopher on January 20, 2007, 07:56:25 PM
What the fuck at all the people saying no. I'll bet you also expect the woman you marry to be a virgin too.

:lol I need justification for not wanting to put my penis in a butt?  Fuck that.  I don't want to, it's a preference.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: demi on January 20, 2007, 07:59:08 PM
Maybe, I'd try it once.

It's pretty common among the bear community, so it wouldn't be unknown territory.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 20, 2007, 07:59:48 PM
can't say it ever appealed to me, and if my wife for some creepy reason asked, i'd say no. i mean, wtf. there's plenty more interesting orifices, and i don't get off on creepy dominance/submission shit. y'all 've watched too many pornos, methinks, but hey: whatever floats your o-ring.

Another sane man here.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 20, 2007, 08:00:26 PM
Maybe, I'd try it once.

It's pretty common among the bear community, so it wouldn't be unknown territory.

Did you like my bear porn yesterday? I linked a second video.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: demi on January 20, 2007, 08:01:38 PM
No, it probably was as unfunny and stupid as the first one. Sorry.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 20, 2007, 08:02:10 PM
No, it probably was as unfunny and stupid as the first one. Sorry.

It was a bear masturbating himself!
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2007, 08:07:32 PM
Um, anal sex really isn't that taboo nowadays.  I can see if you're not into it.  But yeah, especially with the younger crowds, it's accepted really well.  Besides the whole submission/domination fetish thing, it feels really good.  And to the people saying "how could you respect her afterwards??".  It's the same thing as any other sexual fetish.  You respect her because you realize you're no better.  It turned you on too.  It's just what you're into.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2007, 08:39:55 PM
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Anal sex is a nice change of pace every once in a while, we probably do it once every four or five months. My wife and I jokingly refer to it as going to church amongst our friends, as every single time we've done it, it was on a Sunday morning.
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Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: demi on January 20, 2007, 08:50:03 PM
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Anal sex is a nice change of pace every once in a while, we probably do it once every four or five months. My wife and I jokingly refer to it as going to church amongst our friends, as every single time we've done it, it was on a Sunday morning.
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Fuck dude, leak a video, I love voyeurism
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2007, 11:00:19 PM
I would do my wife in the ass, yeah.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2007, 11:06:15 PM
Um, anal sex really isn't that taboo nowadays.  I can see if you're not into it.  But yeah, especially with the younger crowds, it's accepted really well.  Besides the whole submission/domination fetish thing, it feels really good.  And to the people saying "how could you respect her afterwards??".  It's the same thing as any other sexual fetish.  You respect her because you realize you're no better.  It turned you on too.  It's just what you're into.

Is it true that some women can grab your dick with their ass? Like clench it or something
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 20, 2007, 11:19:02 PM
Um, anal sex really isn't that taboo nowadays.  I can see if you're not into it.  But yeah, especially with the younger crowds, it's accepted really well.  Besides the whole submission/domination fetish thing, it feels really good.  And to the people saying "how could you respect her afterwards??".  It's the same thing as any other sexual fetish.  You respect her because you realize you're no better.  It turned you on too.  It's just what you're into.

Is it true that some women can grab your dick with their ass? Like clench it or something
Sphincter muscles are generally more used than those in the vaginal walls, i'd wager, and they're probably tighter. i've never had a girl "pull it in" -- i always have to slowly work it and out, with the aid of much lube.

In any case, it's a pretty fun ride, though it feels much different from vaginal intercourse, and it's probably not a bread-and-butter style for me. Also, depending on your size, you have to be really careful not to go wild like you can during vaginal. i've never known a girl to do anal on the first date as it takes a lot of trust. Fun thing is, you can do anal and still finger her, which can really drive her wild. It's kinda weird to feel a dick in her while you're doing it though.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: cloudwalking on January 20, 2007, 11:19:24 PM
Well, since half of evilbore knows this already... I've tried it... it's ok. I don't love it and I don't hate it, it's just something different. I don't see how it's degrading? There are a lot sicker things a person could be into :whip :spin
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2007, 11:21:00 PM
Well, since half of evilbore knows this already... I've tried it... it's ok. I don't love it and I don't hate it, it's just something different. I don't see how it's degrading? There are a lot sicker things a person could be into :whip :spin
That's hot.  I have, too.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2007, 11:23:54 PM
Well, since half of evilbore knows this already... I've tried it... it's ok. I don't love it and I don't hate it, it's just something different. I don't see how it's degrading? There are a lot sicker things a person could be into :whip :spin

How long did it last?

PLEASE move to Michigan omg
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: cloudwalking on January 20, 2007, 11:24:51 PM
How long did it last? I dunno, a while? I never really timed it.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 20, 2007, 11:27:44 PM
Well, since half of evilbore knows this already... I've tried it... it's ok. I don't love it and I don't hate it, it's just something different. I don't see how it's degrading? There are a lot sicker things a person could be into :whip :spin

:hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 21, 2007, 01:42:08 AM
Um, anal sex really isn't that taboo nowadays.  I can see if you're not into it.  But yeah, especially with the younger crowds, it's accepted really well.  Besides the whole submission/domination fetish thing, it feels really good.  And to the people saying "how could you respect her afterwards??".  It's the same thing as any other sexual fetish.  You respect her because you realize you're no better.  It turned you on too.  It's just what you're into.

Is it true that some women can grab your dick with their ass? Like clench it or something
Sphincter muscles are generally more used than those in the vaginal walls, i'd wager, and they're probably tighter. i've never had a girl "pull it in" -- i always have to slowly work it and out, with the aid of much lube.

In any case, it's a pretty fun ride, though it feels much different from vaginal intercourse, and it's probably not a bread-and-butter style for me. Also, depending on your size, you have to be really careful not to go wild like you can during vaginal. i've never known a girl to do anal on the first date as it takes a lot of trust. Fun thing is, you can do anal and still finger her, which can really drive her wild. It's kinda weird to feel a dick in her while you're doing it though.

Anal is VERY different from vaginal intercourse, I wouldn't say it's better, just different. Very different.

The first girl I had anal sex with was wild as hell, and loved me pounding her like a madman. I've admitted this over on GAF, so I don't mind saying it here: we had anal sex on our first date, on her little sister's bed while her family was out of town. Without lube or any sort of stimulation. After going at it from behind, she told me to hold off on cumming for the moment and put it in her ass. She didn't need lube, she "pulled" me right and loved every minute of it. I was floored but went along with it. That girl has some issues. I look back on the summer of 2003 and wonder what the hell made me act like that.

With my wife, we both enjoy butt play, and she finds anal intercourse pleasurable, but it's one of those "once in a blue moon" activities that we rarely do (only on Sunday mornings!! as one of my buddies like to tell us). Whenever we do engage in it, I'm really paranoid about hurting her so I go awfully slow after lots stimulation and lube.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Christopher on January 21, 2007, 01:57:13 AM
oh my distant :o
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Catz on January 21, 2007, 03:18:36 AM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2007, 03:22:22 AM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.

What's the sense of having a bootylicious booty if you aren't putting it to work, Catz?
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2007, 03:26:41 AM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.
This is impossible.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2007, 03:28:30 AM
I wonder if Beyonce does anal

Jay Z... :-\
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2007, 06:49:06 AM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.
Awwww.  You're my lil' angel, sweetheart.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Bacon on January 21, 2007, 12:28:56 PM
You'll probably be able to poop a lot easier. Shit will just fall out of your ass without you even knowing it.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Prost on January 21, 2007, 12:47:08 PM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.
WHOA BABY!
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.
WHOA BABY!
Do you need help convincing her?  I'll help you talk to her if I can watch.  :-*
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Prost on January 21, 2007, 12:54:18 PM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.
WHOA BABY!
Do you need help convincing her?  I'll help you talk to her if I can watch.  :-*
Nahh, I'm worried about what Bacon said..  shitting without her even knowing it!?  I love my wife, I don't want to break her ass.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2007, 03:51:54 PM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.
WHOA BABY!
Do you need help convincing her?  I'll help you talk to her if I can watch.  :-*
Nahh, I'm worried about what Bacon said..  shitting without her even knowing it!?  I love my wife, I don't want to break her ass.
And I know you.  You so could break it  :-*
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2007, 05:35:31 PM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.
WHOA BABY!
Do you need help convincing her?  I'll help you talk to her if I can watch.  :-*
Nahh, I'm worried about what Bacon said..  shitting without her even knowing it!?  I love my wife, I don't want to break her ass.

I can only be left to assume that you're joking, but like I said earlier: it's impossible.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 21, 2007, 05:37:02 PM
hmm no. My booty is too bootylicious for such acts. Heh. Actually, I'm just afraid that it would hurt and that I wouldn't be able to poop anymore.
WHOA BABY!
Do you need help convincing her?  I'll help you talk to her if I can watch.  :-*
Nahh, I'm worried about what Bacon said..  shitting without her even knowing it!?  I love my wife, I don't want to break her ass.

I can only be left to assume that you're joking, but like I said earlier: it's impossible.

Actually, if you have anal sex on a constant, regular basis for a long time (as in 20-30 years), you could end up with a prolapsed rectum. But this shouldn't be a concern for most couples who partake in it every once in a while.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Bacon on January 21, 2007, 05:51:43 PM
I see prolapsed rectums in pornos all the time.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 21, 2007, 05:58:17 PM
I see prolapsed rectums in pornos all the time.

I hope you're confusing "gaping" with "prolapsed." I don't think I could ever watch porn again if I saw a girl's rectum turn inside out.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Catz on January 21, 2007, 06:01:53 PM
definitely a no then.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Bacon on January 21, 2007, 06:03:13 PM
I see prolapsed rectums in pornos all the time.

I hope you're confusing "gaping" with "prolapsed." I don't think I could ever watch porn again if I saw a girl's rectum turn inside out.

They're able to push it out and then suck it back into their asshole.

I'd let my wife fuck me in the ass.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 21, 2007, 06:07:14 PM
definitely a no then.

It's really really uncommon. So unless you're having buttsex every day for years and years, you should be just fine.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Bacon on January 21, 2007, 06:11:01 PM
The cock would have to be of considerable size as well.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: demi on January 21, 2007, 06:12:58 PM
distantmantra's wife doesn't seem to mind and they sound like they've been doing it for a bit, you have nothing to be scared of Catz

Bite the pillow the first time
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 21, 2007, 06:47:04 PM
distantmantra's wife doesn't seem to mind and they sound like they've been doing it for a bit, you have nothing to be scared of Catz

Bite the pillow the first time

We've done it maybe five times in three years.

Now the girl I dated in the summer of 2003, we did it probably 10+ times in the period of three months. Hopefully getting married and having two kids right away calmed her down some. I'm sure as hell glad I didn't marry her.
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 21, 2007, 06:57:50 PM
I cant wait to get married
Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2007, 11:37:02 PM
I heard on Opa Ages that if you have anal sex for years you'll have to take pills to control your shit.

Someone should ask Patrick Stewart is this is true

Title: Re: Would you do your wife in the ass?
Post by: Catz on January 22, 2007, 12:00:47 AM
I heard on Opa Ages that if you have anal sex for years you'll have to take pills to control your shit.

Someone should ask Patrick Stewart is this is true



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