Fucking stoked as hell for my first Christmas utterly alone. :rock Where should I go todieget away from you fucking assholes? (That's a pejorative you, not specifically directed at you Boreans.) Does Vegas suck as much at Christmas as it does at New Year's? Maybe I can go to a national forest / park where it snows and die of hypothermia.
Or I could just go get Chinese food. That's one Jewish stereotype I haven't crossed off my list yet.
Just stay home and drink yourself into a coma.
Just stay home and drink yourself into a coma.
It's fucking Christmas, why would I do what I do every Tuesday through Sunday? :mindblown
holly jolly christmas
Just remember, jesus was crucified for this.
It's interesting that Malek magically appeared shortly after this thread was created.
Or I could just go get Chinese food. That's one Jewish stereotype I haven't crossed off my list yet.I heartily recommend it. My family does it every year.
yall always welcome to come spend the holidays with Puppy and Fam. Food, games fun and the sex is totally optionalspoiler (click to show/hide)and by optional I mean required[close]
My docs already starting. :shaq2I didn't make an appointment this week solely to avoid a somewhat similar situation concerning Thansgiving. And I'm sure I'll cancel an appointment in late December too.
Doc 1 (or 2): *lowers voice* Karakand, I'm worried about you with the holidays coming up. Are you going to be OK?
First of all, unless these walls are paper thin or the room is bugged--which is illegal without my consent in California FYI asshole--can we drop the sotto voce, doc? We're already in camera, this seems gratuitous. :neogaf
Secondly, what the fuck are you going to do about it? Invite me to the ol' doc fam holiday? No, you're not. So stop throwing this shit on me like I'm supposed to give a fuck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmcUgEcbNtg) because I don't. :bolo
Tertius, if virtually every death is a statistic, do you really think I'm going to add to that ignominy (http://youtu.be/mhVneBT8fcw?t=1m6s) by offing myself during the holidays, which from my understanding sees a statistical spike in suicides / attempted suicides? :comeon
Lastly, let's be real here doc. If I wasn't going to be OK, would that actually be a downgrade from my current state? :heh