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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 04, 2014, 08:09:54 PM

Title: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 04, 2014, 08:09:54 PM
Today it's my son whom made me split my wife's hidden Reese's cups with him.

Lil punk.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Yulwei on November 04, 2014, 08:13:38 PM
me
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: toku on November 04, 2014, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Yulwei on November 04, 2014, 08:13:38 PM
me

I came in here to post this.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Atramental on November 04, 2014, 08:28:11 PM
My boss.

But that's typical.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Steve Contra on November 04, 2014, 08:28:23 PM
Esch for that shitty post
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Kara on November 04, 2014, 08:50:28 PM
Yulwei for stealing my gag. :bolo
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 04, 2014, 09:00:02 PM
HR for their stupid quarterly check-ins. getting socially anxious employees to write them is like pulling teeth.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 04, 2014, 09:00:55 PM
also whoever was working the glory hole over at the 148th st. chuck e. cheese. dude, THE TEETH. not cool.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 04, 2014, 09:26:43 PM
sorry about that.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2014, 11:50:33 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on November 04, 2014, 11:46:50 PM
Correction: Colorado, North Carolina, Kansas, Georgia, and Kentucky voters.

Left out Iowa, breh.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2014, 11:56:21 PM
I plan on just getting way into being drunk for two years, seeing if shit gets better.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Kara on November 05, 2014, 12:03:49 AM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2014, 11:56:21 PM
I plan on just getting way into being drunk for two years, seeing if shit gets better.

TOWARZYSZ! NA ZDROWIE!
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: bluemax on November 05, 2014, 12:05:11 AM
The guy in the Lexus on the 10 who was going 15 mph because he was looking at his GPS trying to figure out an alternate route because his exit was blocked up.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: pilonv1 on November 05, 2014, 06:14:26 AM
everyone
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: nudemacusers on November 05, 2014, 11:21:36 AM
still have some residual hate for esch making that post tbh
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: nudemacusers on November 05, 2014, 11:45:56 AM
:bolo
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Kara on November 05, 2014, 05:17:36 PM
"You really don't seem to like people."

Asshole, should I? :bolo
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2014, 08:05:27 PM
Ate lunch with some coworkers, including one guy who proceeded to embarrass us with various ignorant statements. He was quite condescending to the waiter; at one point the only lady who came with us was talking about a particular project, but when the waiter walked up she lowered her voice. The asshole coworker blurted out "you don't have to whisper, he doesn't know what you're talking about. Excuse me, you're name is...ah, Tim. So Tim, do you know anything about [finance]? No? I thought so. Carry on, [female coworker's name]." Everybody at the table got douche chills, and I could tell the waiter was pretending like he wasn't offended. I left him a nice tip and an apology.

Said coworker also went on a spiel concerning his favorite soap box: "being politically correct." He started complaining that you can't say "Indian giver" or "sitting Indian style" anymore. At which point another coworker got upset and said "we exterminated Native Americans. The least you could fucking do is not say ignorant shit about them or make fun of them, jeez." I wanted to stand up and slow clap, but instead I took solace in not being apart of said "we" because lord knows my ancestors didn't do shit to the Native Americans.
:obama

#solidarity

(no one invited that asshole to lunch btw, he basically just followed us and took a seat)
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 05, 2014, 11:14:49 PM
Guy in my paid fantasy league, these guys don't know how to broker a trade. :maf
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: benjipwns on November 05, 2014, 11:23:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2014, 08:05:27 PM
(no one invited that asshole to lunch btw, he basically just followed us and took a seat)
Consistent with his position on Native Americans.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 06, 2014, 09:53:31 AM
Rubberneckers :maf

Keep moving, assholes.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 06, 2014, 09:56:02 AM
One of my workers just broke down on the turnpike in a brand new goddamn work vehicle.

Fuck you, Ford.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: sarslip on November 06, 2014, 10:01:59 AM
:rofl proletariat reliance :rofl

buy  :piss american :piss2
 :rofl                        :rofl


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Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Brehvolution on November 06, 2014, 10:02:35 AM
The inventor of gout. I can feel a light tinge coming back in my toe. (http://i.imgur.com/RaxtPpQ.gif)

"Alter your diet to no meat, green veggies, or alcohol and you'll be fine."

What's left, motherfucker?!? (http://i.imgur.com/kKoujSY.png)
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 06, 2014, 10:07:57 AM
Quote from: Brehvolution on November 06, 2014, 10:02:35 AM
The inventor of gout. I can feel a light tinge coming back in my toe. (http://i.imgur.com/RaxtPpQ.gif)

"Alter your diet to no meat, green veggies, or alcohol and you'll be fine."

What's left, motherfucker?!? (http://i.imgur.com/kKoujSY.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ZYaKTll.jpg)

This shit would make rice cakes edible

:lawd
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Kara on November 06, 2014, 10:15:33 AM
Quote from: sarslip on November 06, 2014, 10:01:59 AM
:rofl proletariat reliance :rofl

buy  :piss american :piss2
 :rofl                        :rofl


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Like any good American, I don't buy American. :american
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 10, 2014, 09:56:56 AM
Random salespeople dropping by my office.

Don't do that, it's a bad look.
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2014, 12:08:27 PM
gonna be eating lunch with some rich folks today
:leon

I'm sure they'll say some distinguished mentally-challenged ass shit
:beli
Title: Re: Who pissed you off the most today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 10, 2014, 12:11:25 PM
Ask them if they also bought wool socks to weather the coming cold snap or if they just use the body warmth of their servants huddled by their feet to keep warm.