THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on November 07, 2014, 07:10:37 PM
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As I'm sure you've noticed, Martin Raperman is back. But I'm getting the feeling he's fallen off. These days it seems like he can't elicit a chuckle, let alone a pity like on these forums. What were once mildly entertaining suspect soliloquies are now trash, thoughts?
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he's just warming up, my man raperman has to build up his reserves of spite and misanthropy before he can be back to full power, and this is the perfect place to get that.
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who
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don't read his posts but never even bothered to block
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Like Jordan playing for the Wizards.
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His posting style (if you can call it that) fucks with my head and I can't tell if it's deliberate or a result from huffing too much airplane glue.
(http://i.imgur.com/wnxuLws.gif)
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Needs a "I liked his old stuff, but his new stuff is too mainstream" option.
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Dece minus
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don't know her
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Karakand took his spot. Now he's like Trent Reznor, trying to fit in a new world where Hybrid Theory is the new standard for homotional dad
isn't going to be living with us anymore rock.
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Complete ambivalence.
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Karakand took his spot. Now he's like Trent Reznor, trying to fit in a new world where Hybrid Theory is the new standard for homotional dad isn't going to be living with us anymore rock.
If watching many episodes of Blossom has taught me nothing else PD, it's that having an absent mother fucks with young men just as much as having an absent father. You need to diversify your stereotypes, it's 2014.
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Raperman is back?
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/254/517/a70.gif)
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His first return post was a poem about me, and his previous posts would reference me pretty often, which is kind of weird. Other than that he's ok. He's kind of like the Benjy Bronk (http://www.howardstern.com/profiles/benjy-bronk) of Evilbore.
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Yeah I'd go with PD's assessment here
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Karakand took his spot. Now he's like Trent Reznor, trying to fit in a new world where Hybrid Theory is the new standard for homotional dad isn't going to be living with us anymore rock.
kara doesn't have enough incomprehensible ennui to be considered Hybrid Theory to Raperman's Reznor. my go-to comparison is recursive but his power comes from alcohol where Raperman's special fellow strength is innate.
kara is def a top 10 poster here tho.
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nah, recursively's postings come from the delightful intersection of sincere narcissism and holistic loathing, whereas the posts of raperman are a plain ol' cocktail of tryhard surrealism and unnuanced (read: sub-pd) contrarianism. the only amusing part is the tortured grammar and syntax, which *is* a good look. it's a reminder that i should go back to abusing semicolons, myself.
also fuck you guys for making me read his recent post history. my eyes haven't rolled this hard since, uh, since last week's episode of constantine.
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Why you gotta throw shade at a brotha, Drinky.
(http://i.imgur.com/5Q2j5gS.png)
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Raperman/Murder/whosever alt that is has always come off as a tryhard fuckwit to me. Like, someone read the best of TVC15's posts and got the wrong impression of what to strive for. I could create an alt account with a better posting style with absolutely no effort; however why should I fucking bother? Just read all of TVC's posts and the best of Arvie's and you have a better catalog than the any of Raperman's banal horseshit. He's a fucking hack, plain and simple, and the fact that the half-wits of this forum find his shit worth reading is telling.*
*I'm drunk, honest and mean tonight. Deal.
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Why you gotta throw shade at a brotha, Drinky.
(http://i.imgur.com/5Q2j5gS.png)
you kiddin', breh. you've elevated contrarianism to a fine art this past decade. i imagine it has paid many great dividends in your life :larry
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wow I agree with awesome-o? I really do have shit taste.
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I have the best taste in the forum, Raban.
Tool
:rejoice
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Well, I mean on the one hand you have me, Prole and Esch who find Raperman boring
Then on the other you have Glen Shinobi and PD
Hmmmmm
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Raperman is straight trash. He should've stayed gone.
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who?
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Sometimes I wonder if Martin Raperman even has a masters degree.
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I’m re-reading Naked Lunch, so Raperman’s schtick seems leaden.
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Tryhard ~so zany~ shitposter :yuck
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wow i haven't been mentioned once in this thread. i need to level up my game.
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He needs to make some more posts, I like the disruption to the constant flow
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wow i haven't been mentioned once in this thread. i need to level up my game.
But on the bright side you made the scrolling neofag banner. I guess that's something? *shrugs shoulders.
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It's weird, but the loudest vociferously opposed voices to me are the sad cunts who seem to harbour bitter aspic preserved grudges against nasty (not really but hey ho) things I said about a podcast.
Pretty sad, but shine on you autistic diamonds.
Also was this thread really necessary? It just results in the above, which is pointedly a waste of time for everyone, apart from said sad dweebs who just get to spunk out shit that I'm all to aware of, and tbh just really upsets me. I still stand by the speech impediment thing though I guess! I'm guessing cog has rebranded his identity again.
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Maybe that was too harsh and not faux-surreal enough, in retrospect, but I only tend to post like that when juiced.
Peace
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even your exit speech was unmemorable
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wow i haven't been mentioned once in this thread. i need to level up my game.
But on the bright side you made the scrolling neofag banner. I guess that's something? *shrugs shoulders.
true
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I need to stop accidentally killing posters :(
Momo
Martin Raperman
next victim
Looking at the list so far, nah you dont.
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I need to stop accidentally killing posters :(
Momo
Martin Raperman
next victim
trust me breh it never stop being awesome
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Maybe that was too harsh and not faux-surreal enough, in retrospect, but I only tend to post like that when juiced.
Peace
you don't follow up a contrived personality with legit butthurt. or maybe that's why glen took a shine to you
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HoF this thread
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Trent Strong and maybe magus a little bit too.
I seem to be the cancer killing all of green shinobi's favorite posters (http://i.imgur.com/NsARqvd.png)
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change thread title: Rate Martin Raperman / Verdigris Murder's exit
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Peace
Peace
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I only now placed a vote for legendary comeback.
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I didn't vote :smug
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Maybe that was too harsh and not faux-surreal enough, in retrospect, but I only tend to post like that when juiced.
Peace
you don't follow up a contrived personality with legit butthurt. or maybe that's why glen took a shine to you
I'm quoting you because you used to be a poster I looked up to. That's why I'm so upset, whenever I made a post, in feverish hope I'd wait, drawing out the seconds, minutes, hours in delicious expectation of receiving that precious rare 'like' from either you, or another forum legend, someone like cog, or that other guy.
Real talk though: I could quote from the Koran to show how un-upset I actually am, or just not post here, or post on neogaf about how mean some people are, or post a letter to my close personal friend tehjaybo (and he'd reply almost immediately, or at least within a week). And sure, some sharp blade could take a phrase from the above, bold and italicise and weaponise it against me. Because that's what an awful lot of not very bright people tend to do. And that's ok.
I'll still post here, because I know I'm sortof marmite, and that's fine with me. But if you honestly find my content or lack thereof annoying/upsetting/whatever, you need to get a grip, take a long hard look in the mirror and get a more active life.
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dude, i didn't even know you existed until this thread!
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Fine. You keep on with that state of mind.
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I could quote from the Koran to show how un-upset I actually am
:dead
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these past few Verdigris posts are like a new form of ketamine produced in a Nazi pharmaceutical lab that used the semen of cloven-hoofed people who believe in the development and protection of a Jewish nation in all its products, but with less rape.
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I didn't vote :smug
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I'm quoting you because you used to be a poster I looked up to.
that was your first mistake.
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I wasn't being serious, he's so far up his own fundament as to be an unironic fleshy hula-hoop.
All I really want is for cog to post again so I can ask him about his single childhood and formative years.
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She's pretty thick though :yeshrug
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She's pretty thick though :yeshrug
:yeshrug
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Truthfully I have always been a bit bemused by my inclusion in the triumvirate of :what with recursive and Verdigris--not out of arrogance or a belief that my posts aren't in fact :what, I just find our posting styles extremely divergent save shallow similarities like habitual aposiopesis; but I think I understand now, we post like we #dgaf if you understood a lick of what we said.
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TVC is my senpai. :uguu
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who the fuck is this person
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who the fuck is this person
Indeed.