THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on November 09, 2014, 02:31:22 PM
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your hair is amazing, she said.
yes, i said. yes it is.
i wish i had hair like that, she said.
let not the sin of envy besmirch your fair countenance, i admonished. be content with your lot in life; our heavenly father has chosen it for you.
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You were talking to yourself in the mirror weren't you?
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You were talking to yourself in the mirror weren't you?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rvmXEMCY31w/S9TtK8qmYLI/AAAAAAAAAFw/xj9X9z5s1aw/s1600/Buffalo_Bill.jpg)
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I'll cop to being pretty lousy at biblical pastiche. I initially meant to do a few KJV searches for reference but I'm posting from my phone and ultimately couldn't be bothered. With that one caveat I stand by my post.
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Goddammit, I keep trying to go back and edit that last bit to soften the mixed metaphor/contradiction/#dualities ensuing from my strong desire to use the "lot in life" cliche but still and also tie in the notion of a divine plan, but nothing ever seems to resonate with my target demographic. :'(
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Goddammit, I keep trying to go back and edit that last bit to soften the mixed metaphor/contradiction/#dualities ensuing from my strong desire to use the "lot in life" cliche but still and also tie in the notion of a divine plan, but nothing ever seems to resonate with my target demographic. :'(
Thread backfire :noooo
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Goddammit, I keep trying to go back and edit that last bit to soften the mixed metaphor/contradiction/#dualities ensuing from my strong desire to use the "lot in life" cliche but still and also tie in the notion of a divine plan, but nothing ever seems to resonate with my target demographic. :'(
wow i am embarrassed to have met you :holeup
you do have nice hair tho :uguu
btw i'm in this rainy-ass state now so if you need a wingman for help scooping up rich asian cougars just light the signal :cody
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It's ok, I'm confident I'm just ahead of my time here. This thread will be vindicated by posterity. I regret nothing.
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maybe i was hoping that I could use you as a shield for finding rich asian cougars of my own? did you ever think of that? :'(
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#notyourshield