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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on November 09, 2014, 02:31:22 PM

Title: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 09, 2014, 02:31:22 PM
your hair is amazing, she said.

yes, i said. yes it is.

i wish i had hair like that, she said.

let not the sin of envy besmirch your fair countenance, i admonished. be content with your lot in life; our heavenly father has chosen it for you.
Title: Re: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: toku on November 09, 2014, 02:35:05 PM
You were talking to yourself in the mirror weren't you?
Title: Re: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 09, 2014, 02:47:00 PM
You were talking to yourself in the mirror weren't you?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rvmXEMCY31w/S9TtK8qmYLI/AAAAAAAAAFw/xj9X9z5s1aw/s1600/Buffalo_Bill.jpg)
Title: Re: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 09, 2014, 02:47:29 PM
I'll cop to being pretty lousy at biblical pastiche. I initially meant to do a few KJV searches for reference but I'm posting from my phone and ultimately couldn't be bothered. With that one caveat I stand by my post.
Title: Re: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 09, 2014, 08:19:37 PM
Goddammit, I keep trying to go back and edit that last bit to soften the mixed metaphor/contradiction/#dualities ensuing from my strong desire to use the "lot in life" cliche but still and also tie in the notion of a divine plan, but nothing ever seems to resonate with my target demographic.  :'(
Title: Re: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 09, 2014, 09:16:55 PM
Goddammit, I keep trying to go back and edit that last bit to soften the mixed metaphor/contradiction/#dualities ensuing from my strong desire to use the "lot in life" cliche but still and also tie in the notion of a divine plan, but nothing ever seems to resonate with my target demographic.  :'(

Thread backfire  :noooo
Title: Re: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: nudemacusers on November 09, 2014, 09:33:47 PM
Goddammit, I keep trying to go back and edit that last bit to soften the mixed metaphor/contradiction/#dualities ensuing from my strong desire to use the "lot in life" cliche but still and also tie in the notion of a divine plan, but nothing ever seems to resonate with my target demographic.  :'(
wow i am embarrassed to have met you :holeup

you do have nice hair tho  :uguu





btw i'm in this rainy-ass state now so if you need a wingman for help scooping up rich asian cougars just light the signal  :cody
Title: Re: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 09, 2014, 10:18:43 PM
It's ok, I'm confident I'm just ahead of my time here. This thread will be vindicated by posterity. I regret nothing.
Title: Re: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: nudemacusers on November 09, 2014, 10:36:53 PM
maybe i was hoping that I could use you as a shield for finding rich asian cougars of my own? did you ever think of that? :'(
Title: Re: i met a beautiful girl last night
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 09, 2014, 10:47:20 PM
#notyourshield