THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on November 21, 2014, 11:26:35 AM

Title: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Eschaton on November 21, 2014, 11:26:35 AM
there can be only one :ufup

but im giving three votes :yeshrug

(http://mr-trailers.com/images/BBQ%20-%20Open%20Smoker.jpg)
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Steve Contra on November 21, 2014, 11:28:36 AM
Kansas City, the Carolinas, and Texas.

I'd put the Carolinas at the top.  That pork.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 11:29:05 AM
KC brehs...

(http://www.eatthis.com/files/BBQ_burnt%20ends.jpg)

Burnt Ends are god's best creation.

:mouf

I only voted KC....but St Louis and Memphis are tied for second.

Carolina needs to GTFO out of this poll with their bastard mustard creation.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Steve Contra on November 21, 2014, 11:32:20 AM
The best vacation I ever had was in KC because I just ate barbecue for three days straight.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 11:32:43 AM
The best vacation I ever had was in KC because I just ate barbecue for three days straight.

If I lived in KC my ass would look like Fat Albert.

My favorite foods in the world (top 5)

1) Mom's pork chops...still can't replicate it. Momma, come over :tocry
2) KC BBQ
3) Tex Mex
4) New York Pizza
5) Steaks in any state in the plains
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Steve Contra on November 21, 2014, 11:33:39 AM
Also the honey mustard thing people associate with the Carolinas isn't actually a region wide thing, and most places you can't even find it.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Steve Contra on November 21, 2014, 11:34:15 AM
The best vacation I ever had was in KC because I just ate barbecue for three days straight.

If I lived in KC my ass would look like Fat Albert.
And you'd be happy looking like that. :whew
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 11:34:52 AM
Also the honey mustard thing people associate with the Carolinas isn't actually a region wide thing, and most places you can't even find it.

True, I forgot about their dry rubs.

I had a house in Columbia though, mustard on everything. :ufup
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Positive Touch on November 21, 2014, 11:35:19 AM
fuck this thread I'm trying to lose weight
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 11:37:15 AM
:ufup carolina style is good

plus even if you don't like it you have to acknowledge they're originators.

I voted

-memphis. best ribs and pork handling, especially dry rubs. thin Vinegary sauce is ideal; they let the meat + smoke speak for itself instead of covering it with sugar which is the main weakness of...

-kansas city which i voted for cause they have all around good shit (they barbecue everything man) and burnt ends which are gawd tier, but can definitely be pretty sauce dependent.

-st louis, pork steaks are one of my favorite things to barbecue and i gotta hold it down for the hometown.

I forgot about Carolina dry rub, that shit is legit.

As for sauces....I need me some molasses in my sauce. Don't come at me with that ketchup based Ohio crap I have to tolerate now.

If I don't come out of the BBQ joint looking like I was in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre then your shit is not legit and you should feel bad.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 21, 2014, 11:39:57 AM
i pretty much like it all

i prefer my bbq sliced, but you ask for that around here and people act like you're bill cosby
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 11:41:56 AM
If I'm doing my own BBQ and can't be assed to make my own sauce (most of the time) I use this shit, it's pretty much as good as you can get.

(http://www.sweetbabyrays.com/App_Images/Home/L.jpg)
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Brehvolution on November 21, 2014, 11:42:34 AM
Mupepe
:mouf
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 11:44:05 AM
If I lived in KC my ass would look like Fat Albert.

you think that way but when you live in one for an extended period of time you can easily get sick of it. i'm from a fairly respectable bbq city in st. louis and spent a few years in memphis, and to be honest at the end of my memphis tenure i was looking at any bbq like (http://i.imgur.com/Q0wlcsB.png)

Live in Ohio breh....land of bland.

If I moved to KC today I bet I'd put on 25 pounds by christmas.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 11:44:54 AM
Oh and by the way Washington DC is always underrated when it comes to BBQ....they got some good spots down there.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: nudemacusers on November 21, 2014, 11:49:09 AM
i had some really good tofu bbq in portland


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this thread is making me super hungry. gonna go with memphis simply cuz i haven't had much else yet. was not a fan of santa maria tri tip at all.

edit: oh shit didn't see the north poll option. :(
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Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Mr. Nobody on November 21, 2014, 12:08:04 PM
If I'm doing my own BBQ and can't be assed to make my own sauce (most of the time) I use this shit, it's pretty much as good as you can get.

(http://www.sweetbabyrays.com/App_Images/Home/L.jpg)

Accept nothing less  :lawd
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Himu on November 21, 2014, 12:32:42 PM
Texas and Floridan is the only style I've ever had. So I'm going with Texas.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Huff on November 21, 2014, 12:44:52 PM
Best bbq I've had was Franklin's in Austin. Worth every minute of the three hours we waited in line
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 21, 2014, 12:57:50 PM
acting like its anything other than KC....psh
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Steve Contra on November 21, 2014, 01:06:40 PM
acting like its anything other than KC....psh
You been to Eastern North Carolina? :ufup
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Steve Contra on November 21, 2014, 01:14:32 PM
Lockhart :whew

I don't think you can discuss barbecue with any authority until you've been there.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 02:28:13 PM
evilbore showing out for memphis :bow :bow

acting like its anything other than KC....psh

KC is only popular because their shit is meat candy bathed in sugar. Don't get me wrong, I love it; i voted for it. But it's always going to be the most widely loved in America cause it's overly sweet and uncomplicated. That doesn't mean they're the undisputed king tho :ufup

Burnt ends would like a word with you for telling straight lies up in this post.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 02:45:05 PM
I already said burnt ends are good, bruh. They're a bbq delicacy. But they're also very much bbq 'candy' in a sense, being the fattiest part of the rib crisped up and slopped on some sauce. They're like the bacon of barbecue.

(http://i.imgur.com/NsARqvd.png)

Burnt ends, home style mac and cheese, greens, and cornbread....that's what God eats

:rejoice
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 02:47:56 PM
Damn, that looks good.

Now see this sucks man. My wife and I are having some drinks and dinner with some friends tonight and I want burnt ends. Nobody in this god-forsaken state has ever even heard of them.

The struggle is real.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 03:13:41 PM
Looks good. A lot of people would say all those pickled veggies is some bourgeois / hipster barbecue and they might have a point (your standard southern joint might give you some pickled cucumber slices and coleslaw) but I think of it as a very southern thing.

I'm not saying bbq in the north is all automatically bad, especially because you know, people move and shit, but I tend to give it the :heh because northerners are the type of people to say only pizza from NYC is real pizza.

Put pickled anything next to my BBQ and get punched in the mouf brehs. I once ordered a McRib, once, and it had pickles on it. I about puked that shit up.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: sarslip on November 21, 2014, 03:20:23 PM
austin brisket  :lawd
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2014, 03:24:04 PM
we love pickles round these parts :ufup

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Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 21, 2014, 04:03:17 PM
I only know Texas BBQ, but it's good tho.
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 21, 2014, 04:08:37 PM
can we make a similar thread about hot chicken
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Steve Contra on November 21, 2014, 04:12:03 PM
Wouldn't that essentially be Nashville and no where else?
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 21, 2014, 04:13:05 PM
For the most part but there is a fucking war going on right now for the best hot chicken in middle tennessee

also I hear chicago has hot chicken now too
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 21, 2014, 04:29:55 PM
Yup.

You could do fried chicken, but that's not really something with regional styles of cooking.

We could just make a thread about how awesome fried chicken is. :mouf
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Steve Contra on November 21, 2014, 04:54:06 PM
Yup.

You could do fried chicken, but that's not really something with regional styles of cooking.

We could just make a thread about how awesome fried chicken is. :mouf
It's what brings us together :interracial
Title: Re: bore USA barbecue king
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2014, 05:11:35 PM
Chicken and waffles

:lawd