THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2014, 09:44:03 PM
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(so far)
"...I think his last name is Pamuk"
"What nationality is that?"
"White"
"Any of you guys like Survivor's Remorse? LeBron created it"
"LeBron James?"
"Yeah"
"LeBron James the basketball player?"
"No, LeBron James the art collector. Catch up mentally, little nicca"
"You know I love Obama but this amnesty stuff..."
"Well he is half Latino"
"No, he's half white"
"But aren't Hawaiians just American Latinos?"
:what
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Hawaiians are fucking scum tho. They're basically white niccas.
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Had a small family thanksgiving so none of that shit. My demented grandfather started drinking gravy out of the tureen tho :fbm :mindblown :neogaf
Don't knock it. :jawalrus
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Ferguson stuff. :snoop
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had a little too much to drink and i asked my step dad if i could buy some weed off of him
in front of my mom
:snoop :snoop :snoop
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"But aren't Hawaiians just American Latinos?"
:mindblown
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"there's hard, scientific evidence that mike brown gashed open wilson's eye. I read that his nose was clearly broken and his neck was red from attempted strangulation"
:what
"what more should blacks expect? they have come so far in the last 50 years, they shoudn't ruin it"
fucking hell my family is better than this
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Outside in the shed smoking a little weed with the boys in the family. (we did thanksgiving a little early because I had to travel/work)
Father in Law "Ya know we didn't have shit like this back in the 70's man....
Felton "Shit I did man, I had a white hookup bitch for my weeds"
FIL "Felton you always always lying nicca, you ain't had no white women...you so black you blue"
Me "LOLS"
FIL"You ever had any white women AiA?"
Me "Moving along....."
FIL "Come on man"
Me "I went to college pops"
Felton "Awwww shit, hell yeah delicate white blossoms"
Me "You cooky as hell man"
Felton "That cause you scared of an OG, nicca"
FIL "My son just about beat your ass a minute ago, Kingpin"
Felton "Nah, hell naw, I got that kitten"
Me "Nah"
FIL "I got 50 bucks on charles"
Felton "You all niccas wrong" (http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/foxx.png)
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"Do you think I'm attractive?"
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Chilled at my parents house again today.
"Has anyone seen American Horror Story? Let's watch it..."
me during the maid scenes/masturbation scene/etc all the other weird sex shit
(http://www.redbeansandlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Key-and-Peele-Sweating-Small.gif)
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we just hung out and watch the seahawks clear up last year's confusion about who belonged at the superbowl.
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Ferguson stuff. :snoop
there isn't enough space on this board to convey how much I hate my wife's family
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Tried to get my dad into Game of Thrones. He bailed when Viserys was pinching Dany's nipple.
I know he'd absolutely love a PG-13 version of the series. I'm seriously tempted to break out the video editing software and create this for him.
It'd be half as long.