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Title: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2014, 02:42:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QfEBYuB.png)

The time has finally come for me brehs. I have realized porn has had a negative impact on me recently. Specifically my sex life. The last two times I've had sex, specifically during Thanksgiving break, I couldn't get excited at all. No energy, losing my boner randomly, I couldn't even think of anything sexual during the act. Couldn't finish either. It wasn't an issue of attraction or stress either. A few hours later I decided to see if I could jerk to some porn, and barely managed. I'd image if I tried again after work I'd be able to but nah...I'm taking a break.

I'm going to be porn free for the month, fuck it. I've noticed I had arousal problems before but they never really were long term. It would be for a few minutes and I'd be good after some playful stuff (breast play or oral). But this past week scared me brehs. I am a man on the precipice.

Initially I thought I'd just watch porn but not cum - but I've decided I'll simply not watch any. Who's with me.
:tocry
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 01, 2014, 02:44:47 PM
No.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2014, 02:45:24 PM
OK, so who's going to post the big black dicks first?

I'll make sure to go on an IR spree in the NSFW thread the next few days.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 01, 2014, 02:45:26 PM
Kiara Mia got a new scene dropping on Brazzers this Friday


sorry breh  :yeshrug
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2014, 02:47:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QfEBYuB.png)

The time has finally come for me brehs. I have realized porn has had a negative impact on me recently. Specifically my sex life. The last two times I've had sex, specifically during Thanksgiving break, I couldn't get excited at all. No energy, losing my boner randomly, I couldn't even think of anything sexual during the act. Couldn't finish either. It wasn't an issue of attraction or stress either. A few hours later I decided to see if I could jerk to some porn, and barely managed. I'd image if I tried again after work I'd be able to but nah...I'm taking a break.

I'm going to be porn free for the month, fuck it. I've noticed I had arousal problems before but they never really were long term. It would be for a few minutes and I'd be good after some playful stuff (breast play or oral). But this past week scared me brehs. I am a man on the precipice.

Initially I thought I'd just watch porn but not cum - but I've decided I'll simply not watch any. Who's with me.
:tocry

 :holeup
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 01, 2014, 02:47:57 PM
Wait, you're ducking out of new years pussy? :wtf

Please Phoenexplain
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2014, 02:54:07 PM
Esch: I'll probably try that in January. But right now I think I have to just go cold turkey on everything and see how things go. More than likely I'll be fucking around with the same chick again this weekend, so I'll get to see if I make any improvements quickly.

Kiara Mia got a new scene dropping on Brazzers this Friday


sorry breh  :yeshrug

I'm going to miss Kendra Lust's IR scene
:tocry
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: nudemacusers on December 01, 2014, 03:06:26 PM
Does it count if someone else jacks you off
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: nudemacusers on December 01, 2014, 03:12:36 PM
Porn can be pretty numbing, I remember my single days :tocry
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: king of the internet on December 01, 2014, 03:12:37 PM
I'll pass, but good luck. I don't even jerk off for pleasure anymore. Basically just like any other bodily function, just purging that shit from my body for tension relief.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: demi on December 01, 2014, 03:15:41 PM
Fake
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2014, 03:17:02 PM
Once you get to your late 30's it's not such a big deal anymore. Sometimes I'll go like a week without looking at porn or jerking off; then some days I'll lose myself down the porn wormhole and jerk it multiple times.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 01, 2014, 03:17:29 PM
People are going to troll you and chide you, but I'm not going to shit on you for admitting you have a problem and want to do something about it. I'm convinced that porn can definitely fuck with people on the dopamine response/addiction tip.

The porn habits I developed as a young man on the internet were initially destructive to my relationships and something that I had to deal with in a serious manner. Porn isn't really great for developing sexual health mentally or physically. Hope you're able to find clarity and balance. You need to learn to get your sexual needs filled by a partner and not withhold that part of yourself from them.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Atramental on December 01, 2014, 03:20:36 PM
Ah... Fuck it.

I'm in. Again...  :stahp
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Rufus on December 01, 2014, 03:23:41 PM
Once you get to your late 30's it's not such a big deal anymore. Sometimes I'll go like a week without looking at porn or jerking off; then some days I'll lose myself down the porn wormhole and jerk it multiple times.

:yeshrug
I've been like this since I turned sixteen or so. Maybe I just have a low sex-drive. :larry
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 01, 2014, 03:26:13 PM
A month isn't really shit if it's done in an effort to change yourself.

Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 01, 2014, 03:30:27 PM
Kiara Mia got a new scene dropping on Brazzers this Friday


sorry breh  :yeshrug

I'm going to miss Kendra Lust's IR scene
:tocry

I usually pass her up but I'll watch it in your honor  :obama
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2014, 03:45:38 PM
Who gives a fuck? You can't not jack off without making a long ass diatribe about it?
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 01, 2014, 03:49:57 PM
QoI, I see you not empathizing with people lately, what's goin on?
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Quaker on December 01, 2014, 04:17:13 PM
Who gives a fuck? You can't not jack off without making a long ass diatribe about it?
This from the same dudette who made a big drama queen post about quitting gaming?  :badass
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Fifstar on December 01, 2014, 04:18:01 PM
http://yourbrainonporn.com/
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2014, 04:58:01 PM
Who gives a fuck? You can't not jack off without making a long ass diatribe about it?
This from the same dudette who made a big drama queen post about quitting gaming?  :badass

it was only a dramatic post to you because you still identify as and enjoy playing video games.  Other than that, fuck you
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2014, 05:00:25 PM
PD go to a doctor about your inability to get it up. See if it is something medical - hormone-wise for instance - before fully going cold turkey
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: StealthFan on December 01, 2014, 05:01:06 PM
:mynicca Good luck PD. I believe in you despite your glaze and painful porn drift.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2014, 05:04:21 PM
PD go to a doctor about your inability to get it up. See if it is something medical - hormone-wise for instance - before fully going cold turkey

I don't think it's a medical issue, it's definitely mental. I felt completely blank while fucking, like I wasn't thinking about anything.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2014, 05:07:16 PM
Is it because it was a girl and you'd rather they be a guy?
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 01, 2014, 05:07:34 PM
PD go to a doctor about your inability to get it up. See if it is something medical - hormone-wise for instance - before fully going cold turkey

I don't think it's a medical issue, it's definitely mental. I felt completely blank while fucking, like I wasn't thinking about anything.

Maybe you're just empty on the inside and something so frivolous as a holiday weekend booty call can't mask it.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2014, 05:13:46 PM
Maybe he feels empty BECAUSE It was the holiday weekend
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2014, 05:18:44 PM
Sex is weird; I've been unable to come sometimes when I've been with women I've cared a lot about, and come really easily during one night stands with women I wasn't really attracted to.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2014, 05:24:07 PM
PD go to a doctor about your inability to get it up. See if it is something medical - hormone-wise for instance - before fully going cold turkey

I don't think it's a medical issue, it's definitely mental. I felt completely blank while fucking, like I wasn't thinking about anything.


Maybe you're just empty on the inside and something so frivolous as a holiday weekend booty call can't mask it.

(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Shiny-Tear-Drops-In-Anime-Reaction-Gif.gif)

Perhaps that played a role.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 01, 2014, 05:25:39 PM
Is this the thread where PD finally realizes he's gay? Stay tuned!
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: StealthFan on December 01, 2014, 05:43:49 PM
pd isn't gay
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2014, 05:44:54 PM
You're right, he's bi
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2014, 05:51:39 PM
:snoop

Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 01, 2014, 05:52:31 PM
It's time PD pulled a Des. Let a guy offer to take you home then get cold feet in the bathroom while he's in the cab.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 01, 2014, 05:56:10 PM
Memorize the names, scenes and careers of pornstars brehs

(http://i.imgur.com/QfEBYuB.png)

$10 says Esch does it the same but comes on here and fronts for the people  :hitler
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2014, 06:00:21 PM
Memorize the names, scenes and careers of pornstars brehs

(http://i.imgur.com/QfEBYuB.png)

$10 says Esch does it the same but comes on here and fronts for the people  :hitler

As much as I'd like to like this post nah...Esch isn't about that life. He's not one of us breh.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 01, 2014, 06:02:21 PM
Yeah Esch isn't fatherless and is a well adjusted heterosexual male. He can't be slandered here.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: StealthFan on December 01, 2014, 06:02:53 PM
Esch got a meaty brown ass. Gonna stick my nose in that shit.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: StealthFan on December 01, 2014, 06:05:22 PM
:mouf
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 01, 2014, 06:06:13 PM
Oh alright..I didn't want you to shun it in public but secretly have a stash that would make R=G blush


Esch got a meaty brown ass. Gonna stick my nose in that shit.

But it looks like you've got bigger problems to worry about  :whew
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2014, 06:07:19 PM
...I used to follow porn starts on twitter

:fbm

Had to delete my account when I needed to get a job, couldn't be explaining to potential employers why I was following Joanna Angel.

"Look, she's hot, Jewish, has a bunch of tattoos and is clearly DTF. What's not to like?" probably wound't have gone over so well.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: StealthFan on December 01, 2014, 06:08:13 PM
80% of my twitter is porn smuts.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2014, 06:10:23 PM
Yeah Esch isn't fatherless and is a well adjusted heterosexual male. He can't be slandered here.

good kid brown city :tocry

This porn shit been in me forever
So forever I'mma push it, wherever, whenever
And I love you cause you love GAF-Hop like you did
Just promise me you'll tell this story when you make it big
And if I fap before your internship drop, I hope ---
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 01, 2014, 06:15:31 PM
I mean don't get me wrong breh. Everyone has their weird shit. PD is really into big penises and bundas, Triumph loves girls with tattoos, toku and wrath like vampire bitches, i like

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pulling hair and getting choked/choking, spanking, rough shit in general (no serious bondage / S&M tho, scust)
[close]


but i just keep that shit to myself and some of my partners (http://i.imgur.com/QfEBYuB.png)

Is that right  :shaq

Few years ago, I would've said you were sick. Now....bring it on.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 01, 2014, 06:16:13 PM
Wait, YOU like getting choked?


I can respect it.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: StealthFan on December 01, 2014, 06:16:23 PM
Esch got a sexy ass body and his ass looks soft :lawd
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on December 01, 2014, 06:27:54 PM
Being real, I had the same problem for a while. Access to porn is too easy and I found myself putting less effort into that area of my relationship because, you know, it wasn't a big deal. There's always porn to fall back on. Hitting the reset button and clearing my head a bit really did a lot for me. One of the things you don't notice while you're in the midst of it is how disconnected you become from your partners. The lack of intimacy it breeds. During sex and day to day life as well. It's eye opening how misdirected your energy was even after like, four days. And I do consider it low key an addiction. Maybe not severe, but an addiction. YMMV.

Anyway I definitely think getting this month out of the way could help you. It's not a longterm solution in the same way fad diets aren't, but going coldturkey even for just a week or two will help put things in perspective for you. Maybe things are worse than you think, maybe they're better. But you'll get a real good sense of how this is all affecting you after that.

Don't sweat failure if it happens. Don't hold yourself to unrealistic standards--dudes are out there trying to go their entire life without jerking off or watching porn of any kind, that's just absurd/counterproductive in the opposite direction in most cases. Don't let anyone hold getting your physical and mental health in order against you. Shit happens breh we all have to fix ourselves at some point.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 01, 2014, 06:30:42 PM
Wait, YOU like getting choked?


I can respect it.

Not asphyxiatied on the david carradine tip but like a nice solid chokefuck breh, just enough to add some #aggressive content into it. TBH i can't truly get into it if the girls not trying to fuck me back. I've gotten up and walked out on before because they werent going hard enough. At least bite a breh or something, the soft shit isn't for me

(http://i.imgur.com/ROie31k.png)

I feel you. I love when a girl bites me and plays aggressive. A little bruising and shit is the best. Had a girl bite my arm so hard once I almost caught a nut off it and the bruise didn't go away for like a month and a half (she didn't break skin).

That first time a girl turns around for you, and you run your hand through her hair from the back so you grabbing closer to the roots. Lean over like "this is what you really wanted huh?" watch her melt

love the hard way

 :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I do like missionary a lot too bth. I know thats "basic" but a good missionary, with legs up sometimes and whew. I love seeing her face though and reading/feeding off the reaction of my partner though so :yeshrug
[close]
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2014, 06:57:58 PM
Girl asked me to choke her once. I tried, using a light grip... she wanted it harder. I couldn't. Felt wrong.

Finished up and never went back.

...still got her number?

:phil
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2014, 06:59:51 PM
Also, for the record, I have long advocated Crazed Werewolf Sex as the best sex. It's the sort of special stuff where you both turn into hateful, snarling beast creatures and everyone involved barely limps away alive after it's all over.  Obviously this can't be the ONLY kind of sex you have, or you'll end up dead pretty fast, but when it happens it's a wonderful thing.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Rufus on December 01, 2014, 07:02:53 PM
Klingon mating, huh? Not my kind of thing, really.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2014, 07:04:33 PM
Girl asked me to choke her once. I tried, using a light grip... she wanted it harder. I couldn't. Felt wrong.

Finished up and never went back.

(http://i.minus.com/ijlxEWEdycNJe.gif)

you gonna fool around and catch a charge breh. End up like that dude in The Shield in 20 years, getting accused of some bullshit.
:tocry
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 01, 2014, 07:14:41 PM
Girl asked me to choke her once. I tried, using a light grip... she wanted it harder. I couldn't. Felt wrong.

Finished up and never went back.

(http://i.minus.com/ijlxEWEdycNJe.gif)

you gonna fool around and catch a charge breh. End up like that dude in The Shield in 20 years, getting accused of some bullshit.
:tocry

vs you deepthroating bbcs at the gas station exit near you while your wife wonders where you are
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 01, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Girl asked me to choke her once. I tried, using a light grip... she wanted it harder. I couldn't. Felt wrong.

Finished up and never went back.

(http://i.minus.com/ijlxEWEdycNJe.gif)

you gonna fool around and catch a charge breh. End up like that dude in The Shield in 20 years, getting accused of some bullshit.
:tocry

vs you deepthroating bbcs at the gas station exit near you while your wife wonders where you are

What? He's just getting diesel like he said he would  :hitler
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: StealthFan on December 01, 2014, 07:23:09 PM
Girl asked me to choke her once. I tried, using a light grip... she wanted it harder. I couldn't. Felt wrong.

Finished up and never went back.

(http://i.minus.com/ijlxEWEdycNJe.gif)

you gonna fool around and catch a charge breh. End up like that dude in The Shield in 20 years, getting accused of some bullshit.
:tocry
Michael Jace murdered his wife breh. Shot her ass dead. Makes Shield rewatches awkward as hell.

Considering your love of Lex I am sure you...admired that brother too :hitler

He was a handsome man :hitler
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 01, 2014, 07:26:25 PM
Crazed Werewolf from the mish (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rejoice.png)

biting :noah

nails :noah

draw blood bitch (http://i.imgur.com/AwMZN0u.png)
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2014, 08:04:01 PM
This thread is weird as fuck.

And get off PD you haters....he's a good dude
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: TVC15 on December 02, 2014, 08:45:48 AM
I can't disagree with anything Toku and Esch brought up. I'm all about that rough shit that doesn't go to weird ass S&M or humiliation shit. Although I might have gone the farthest with my bloodsucking story. Missionary is great if the girl is into it. Sex is always best when the girl wants it, whether you're going rough, for a quickie or vanilla sex. Girl has to be into it for me to give a fuck.

My thing is I have to get the girl satisfied, never want to be that guy who just cums and that's enough for him. I love it since I love doing anything to a girl really. Going down on her, sucking titties, fingering, etc. I love it all.

Man, I wish you weren't so hetero. It ruins my fantasies. This is why you're only my 3rd favorite Evilborean.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 02, 2014, 08:47:51 AM

Nah breh. You gotta build up to it first, I know this.

But still...


(http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Tupac-Shakur-i-dont-give-a-fuck.gif)

:pacspit

I'm beginning to think that the only reason Tupac was murdered was because the gangstas and gangbangers were too threatened by his feminine looks.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Rman on December 02, 2014, 02:06:50 PM
Excessive porn use is detrimental.

Look up brain on porn series on Google.

It's fine once in a while, but it you're using it to get off all the time, it's gonna fuck you up.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2014, 10:29:55 PM
haven't even thought about fapping today
:rejoice

despite thinking about Tinashe right now
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 02, 2014, 11:09:47 PM
despite thinking about Tinashe right now
saw her in a Proactiv commercial earlier, thought of her busting zits in my bathroom mirror :noah
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: nudemacusers on December 02, 2014, 11:11:14 PM
get off PD
not until january :bolo
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 03, 2014, 02:28:14 PM
Dude probably has a Harem back home, we should take his word for it.

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: nudemacusers on December 03, 2014, 02:45:18 PM
Sex is always best when the girl wants it

Of course sex is best when the girl wants it. Sex when the girl doesn't want it is called RAPE.

You got some explaining to do my breh. :holeup

:comeon

You know what I mean. Being into it as opposed to being complacent, no one wants a girl to just lay on her back and do nothing but be a sperm receptacle.

Be a special fellow, brehs.
sperm receptacles :aah
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 03, 2014, 02:54:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w1yeEg1.png)
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 03, 2014, 08:05:04 PM
I'd go down on a menstruating vagina. Don't give a fuck :yeshrug

(http://i.imgur.com/4z8k2Pw.gif)
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 03, 2014, 08:36:25 PM
 :oreilly
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: TVC15 on December 04, 2014, 02:16:55 AM
I haven't fapped in weeks. Probably close to a month. My testicles hurt so much whenever I accidentally jingle them.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 05, 2014, 09:44:48 AM
I almost succumbed last night. I've easily avoided porn however I went to the grocery store last night and saw some dimes. I had to go into the beauty aisle to get a new brush (my cat fucked my old one up) and some hair products....that aisle is basically full of chicks. I selected some coconut oil hair cream and a black chick said it was great for dry hair, which is why I selected it. Got some advice from her and we went our separate ways.

Shortly after getting in bed I felt the urge to fap. Listened to music instead.
:fbm
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 05, 2014, 09:48:22 AM
I almost succumbed last night. I've easily avoided porn however I went to the grocery store last night and saw some dimes. I had to go into the beauty aisle to get a new brush (my cat fucked my old one up) and some hair products....that aisle is basically full of chicks. I selected some coconut oil hair cream and a black chick said it was great for dry hair, which is why I selected it. Got some advice from her and we went our separate ways.

Shortly after getting in bed I felt the urge to fap. Listened to music instead.
:fbm

:ufup
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: nudemacusers on December 05, 2014, 01:56:26 PM
wow that jhonni blaze vid :whew



edit wrong thread
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: demi on December 05, 2014, 02:16:06 PM
Having to starve yourself for silly reasons must be torture. I must have busted at least 3 loads this past week alone. Daaaaaayum
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 05, 2014, 02:18:55 PM
Having to starve yourself for silly reasons must be torture. I must have busted at least 3 loads this past week alone. Daaaaaayum

Like solo missions or are you one of the gay dudes with 20,000 partners people are talking about?
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: demi on December 05, 2014, 02:24:00 PM
Depends on the mood, really

Might be about you if you're nice about it
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 05, 2014, 02:35:30 PM
wow that jhonni blaze vid :whew



edit wrong thread

I heard it's with a white guy though :fbm

but still :noah

:tocry
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Atramental on December 05, 2014, 04:45:46 PM
Ugh... struck out today. This week was so stressful.  :-\

Maybe just doing the "once a week" fap isn't such a bad idea. Going longer than that is just sheer tourture for my psyche. :noah
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: naff on December 05, 2014, 05:06:10 PM
y'all so much more disciplined than me. how do you date/hang out with people you're attracted to without that release earlier? i'd be acting way to thirsty, nursing boners all the time. fapping is important, grown man shit, don't stop. EVER.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: naff on December 05, 2014, 05:11:40 PM
I'd go down on a menstruating vagina. Don't give a fuck :yeshrug

(http://dailygarlic.com/userImages/youre-next-45401.gif)
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2014, 10:52:47 AM
Still in the game. The worst part is dealing with flirty texts. Friend from last weekend wants to hang out again, as this is her last week until she goes home (out of state). My concern now is that the lack of rap practice could result in premature nuts.
:goty2

I've felt like I've been on the edge of exploding for two days now.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: naff on December 06, 2014, 07:21:49 PM
My concern now is that the lack of rap practice will result in premature nuts.

ftfy

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/nh377c/stand-up-hannibal-buress--grown-man-stuff
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 06, 2014, 07:30:01 PM
Still in the game. The worst part is dealing with flirty texts. Friend from last weekend wants to hang out again, as this is her last week until she goes home (out of state). My concern now is that the lack of rap practice could result in premature nuts.
:goty2

I've felt like I've been on the edge of exploding for two days now.

lol, wasn't the whole reason you're doing this nofap December thing because you couldn't get off with your ladyfriends? Now you haven't fapped in a week and you're afraid to have sex because you might get off too fast.   :derp :dizzy :wtf
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2014, 07:34:40 PM
Still in the game. The worst part is dealing with flirty texts. Friend from last weekend wants to hang out again, as this is her last week until she goes home (out of state). My concern now is that the lack of rap practice could result in premature nuts.
:goty2

I've felt like I've been on the edge of exploding for two days now.

lol, wasn't the whole reason you're doing this nofap December thing because you couldn't get off with your ladyfriends? Now you haven't fapped in a week and you're afraid to have sex because you might get off too fast.   :derp :dizzy :wtf
it's the #duality of my situation. I practice too much that I can't finish the game, but when I don't practice I fear I might finish the game too fast.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 06, 2014, 07:50:41 PM
Just let the nut fly man. Girls like to get it from you so in some cases, overperforming is underperforming ya dig. Show her some love, destroy the duality, perform a fusion. Collapse some layers and let it go (http://youtu.be/hKFRwLIGri4).

It's okay to love and be loved. Just Cum.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 06, 2014, 07:54:10 PM
PD's nut is yelling "just let me bang, bro!" and PD looks down and whispers "no".  :noooo
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Rufus on December 07, 2014, 12:32:38 AM
Do you go unrecoverably limp after? Might want to practice endurance instead. :hitler
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 07, 2014, 02:03:19 AM
PD I'm sorry but I'd hate to be you right now

on top of the new Kiara Mia scene, there's not one but two new Teanna Trump scenes


it's so demonic, friends  :noah
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2014, 02:10:30 AM
gonna be hanging with my lady friend tomorrow, again. It's weird, the last couple days have definitely been more stimulating for me. I'm not getting random boners but my mental game is improving. Porn fucked up my ability to just have sexual thoughts beyond "oh that chick looks like Auora Snow, I know what I'll be watching tonight lol."

While I've had the urge to fap, I haven't really felt an urge to watch porn lately. Despite knowing some great shit magically decided to come out during my hiatus (fuck you Mr. Nobody).
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 07, 2014, 12:16:40 PM
PD I'm sorry but I'd hate to be you right now

on top of the new Kiara Mia scene, there's not one but two new Teanna Trump scenes

Please tell me these are vaginal only. #noanal

Teanna's scenes are but Kiara's has anal
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 07, 2014, 12:33:40 PM
gonna be hanging with my lady friend tomorrow, again.

http://youtu.be/HsVnUpl2IKQ
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2014, 08:52:46 AM
Bleh. Last night we wound up going to dinner at a friend's house, kissing a bit afterwards...no sex. Honestly I'm partially glad, as I could tell I wasn't really as excited as I thought I'd be. I was moreso bummed since she's heading out of state.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2014, 11:17:02 AM
I fapped late last night. Had a boner, then it became half a boner but I still completed the mission. Didn't watch porn though.

I guess I'll change this to no porn December :heh
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2014, 11:36:19 AM
Half a boner? It's been nearly two weeks. You need to see a doc about erectile dysfunction, maybe? :(
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Rufus on December 14, 2014, 12:22:31 PM
I hate to say it, but she might be right. :I
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2014, 02:55:36 PM
I'd like to be positive and helpful as possible.

First off, I'll start by saying that contrary to what a lot of media says and what people think, you can totally have sex or sexual relations with a less than hard penis and this is no cause for you to lose confidence.

As one of the resident penis sexperts here at the bore, I will say that a limp cock can be as hot as a hard one.

Here's a good starter guide on the matter. If you have any questions just ask. Don't lose hope, Maurice!

http://sexuality.about.com/od/tipstechniques/a/Play-With-A-Soft-Penis.htm
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2014, 03:08:14 PM
:snoop

Shit is weird. All month I've ranged from feeling numb or neutral or regular. I've sat and watched my favorite part of True Detective's second ep again (dat ass and the boobs), didn't feel anything. But on the other hand, sometimes I'll randomly think of something and get a boner. I set up a vet visit for my cat yesterday and the receptionist had a Hispanic accent. After I hung up I imagined what she might look like and was pretty aroused. Hence my fapping that night...

I'll give it to the rest of the month, in terms of no porn.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2014, 03:10:29 PM
Well are you the type of guy who gets aroused at like almost anything or are you specific?
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2014, 03:25:16 PM
It's usually a mixture of things. I really don't go around staring at hot women and getting excited. Whereas I might walk past someone and smell a perfume that a friend or ex (or my grandma) wore, and get excited even if the person isn't attractive. Or if I see a lady take her hat off and long black hair falls everywhere. Or perfect teeth. Stuff like that when it comes to everyday life and attraction.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2014, 03:30:36 PM
....
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 14, 2014, 03:50:45 PM
I love you PD. I hope you come out of this better and stronger.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 14, 2014, 04:15:24 PM
It's usually a mixture of things. I really don't go around staring at hot women and getting excited. Whereas I might walk past someone and smell a perfume that a friend or ex (or my grandma) wore, and get excited even if the person isn't attractive. Or if I see a lady take her hat off and long black hair falls everywhere. Or perfect teeth. Stuff like that when it comes to everyday life and attraction.

(http://i2.minus.com/i0WczR9df57Zu.png)
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Rufus on December 14, 2014, 04:15:44 PM
:snoop

Shit is weird. All month I've ranged from feeling numb or neutral or regular. I've sat and watched my favorite part of True Detective's second ep again (dat ass and the boobs), didn't feel anything. But on the other hand, sometimes I'll randomly think of something and get a boner. I set up a vet visit for my cat yesterday and the receptionist had a Hispanic accent. After I hung up I imagined what she might look like and was pretty aroused. Hence my fapping that night...

I'll give it to the rest of the month, in terms of no porn.

I can't find a reputable source, but I have my own theory regarding random boners. Basically this happens when the prostate is sensitive for whatever reason and it's being stimulated by the poop inside you.

If you don't believe me, do this test for a period of time. Note whenever you experience powerful, random boners and think of sex stuff for no reason. Note when you take a shit. You'll find the times you experience the former, the latter happens later in the day.
...Goddamit.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 14, 2014, 04:18:29 PM
It's usually a mixture of things. I really don't go around staring at hot women and getting excited. Whereas I might walk past someone and smell a perfume that a friend or ex (or my grandma) wore, and get excited even if the person isn't attractive. Or if I see a lady take her hat off and long black hair falls everywhere. Or perfect teeth. Stuff like that when it comes to everyday life and attraction.

(http://i2.minus.com/i0WczR9df57Zu.png)

smh pd
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: dkdk on December 14, 2014, 04:20:51 PM
I fapped late last night. Had a boner, then it became half a boner but I still completed the mission. Didn't watch porn though.

I guess I'll change this to no porn December :heh

2 weeks is a good effort. i don't think anybody really needs to go longer than that anyway
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: TVC15 on December 14, 2014, 04:46:19 PM
I really think your hormones are just starting to even out. You're getting older. Your penis stops working predictably.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 14, 2014, 05:36:07 PM
I really think your hormones are just starting to even out. You're getting older. Your penis stops working predictably.

What's the age where you start to get turned on by your grammy's perfume?
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2014, 12:01:33 AM
The end is nigh and I feel better. I've wanked a couple times but not to porn. Yea I glanced at some porn, honestly wasn't too interested. I know I'm going to catch up on the shit I missed (Kendra Lust's first IR scene) but outside of that...I think I'm really going to chill on porn for 2015.

Tomorrow though...could be the final test. Couple friends coming over, including one who will probably stay the night. We'll see.
:lawd
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: toku on December 31, 2014, 12:03:08 AM
You're gonna have a good year  :)
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 05, 2015, 02:57:42 PM
I think I've partially figured out my issue. I had sex a few days ago, no noticeable problems...but the biggest difference is that the first 20 minutes was basically foreplay. When I think back to my Thanksgiving break disaster, it was rather cold and primal sex. Nothing sexy, just someone I wanted to bang forever (she felt the same) and we kind of just sped through things, and while hot she seemed almost like a virgin, not knowing what to do. There was no passion. And afterwards I felt shitty, but in hindsight I believe the mechanical sex played a role.

The other thing. I have a curved dick - it's a downward curve. Peyronie's disease. Why it's called a disease when it's basically a scar tissue problem, I don't know. Regardless I kind of wonder if it's becoming an issue as I get older. Earlier it never bothered me, now I'm wondering if it led to the lack of sensation.

I've been taking vitamin E, which is supposed to help. I'll be seeing a urologist soonish too. I have no plans on having surgery - I'm fine with the curve and have never gotten complaints. In fact I've gotten compliments.

I'm gonna be alright brehs
:obama

smashing tomorrow night, most likely. And I have the foreplay planned out. Gonna start with hot cocoa - it's snowing in Michigan brehs. :whew
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 05, 2015, 05:23:58 PM
Have you asked your girl to try biting the head for ~20 minutes? Might help.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: JohnDoe on January 05, 2015, 08:01:34 PM
I think I've partially figured out my issue. I had sex a few days ago, no noticeable problems...but the biggest difference is that the first 20 minutes was basically foreplay. When I think back to my Thanksgiving break disaster, it was rather cold and primal sex. Nothing sexy, just someone I wanted to bang forever (she felt the same) and we kind of just sped through things, and while hot she seemed almost like a virgin, not knowing what to do. There was no passion. And afterwards I felt shitty, but in hindsight I believe the mechanical sex played a role.

The other thing. I have a curved dick - it's a downward curve. Peyronie's disease. Why it's called a disease when it's basically a scar tissue problem, I don't know. Regardless I kind of wonder if it's becoming an issue as I get older. Earlier it never bothered me, now I'm wondering if it led to the lack of sensation.

I've been taking vitamin E, which is supposed to help. I'll be seeing a urologist soonish too. I have no plans on having surgery - I'm fine with the curve and have never gotten complaints. In fact I've gotten compliments.

I'm gonna be alright brehs
:obama

smashing tomorrow night, most likely. And I have the foreplay planned out. Gonna start with hot cocoa - it's snowing in Michigan brehs. :whew

I think the downwards curve is the rarest; at least that's what my internet research has told me. Kinda reassuring for me to see another dude on this board who has a downward curve too. (https://i.imgur.com/2I0i14N.png)
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Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Yeti on January 06, 2015, 12:59:23 AM
I know so much about your penis now that you might as well just go ahead and PM me some dick pics.
Title: Re: No fap December
Post by: Rufus on January 06, 2015, 08:20:24 AM
And a voice sample.