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Title: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Eschaton on December 10, 2014, 10:17:13 AM
I can't list just one.

- Federal Reserve / New World Order collaborating to create greater income disparity.

- Area 51 (possibly the GOAT here)

- The Gay Agenda ; I like this one because it makes me wonder if there's some evil gay network and underground base where they come up with new ways to destroy the american family unit.



Least favorite is definitely the Illuminati entertainment complex. It's just played out even for the laughs now. And then 9/11 because of how prevalent it is.


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Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 10, 2014, 10:24:32 AM
Those dudes who hacked the TV show up in Chicago in the 80's kinda blows my mind.

Also I ponder what actually happened to cookies and creme them shits was dope.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: nudemacusers on December 10, 2014, 10:31:20 AM
since area 51 is taken, i'll take gangstalking/sabotage

http://www.aisjca-mft.org/sabotage.htm

the vids on youtube of dudes driving around shopping malls pointing out actors never gets old.

Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: nudemacusers on December 10, 2014, 10:39:39 AM

http://www.aisjca-mft.org/sabotage.htm


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the og site, raven1, is dead. shit had pages of reports and photos of dirty electrical outlets and torn nylons. and this was going back to the 90s.  :usacry

edit: lol shiitttt http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread317408/pg1
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 10, 2014, 10:40:29 AM
Hollow earth theory

Ancient aliens

Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 10, 2014, 10:54:04 AM
since area 51 is taken, i'll take gangstalking/sabotage

http://www.aisjca-mft.org/sabotage.htm

the vids on youtube of dudes driving around shopping malls pointing out actors never gets old.

This one is weird though


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSFLcN-DEoo
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2014, 10:56:45 AM
Sovereign Citizen stuff is pretty good.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: nudemacusers on December 10, 2014, 10:57:13 AM
"hey sir, do you see that man recording in the window"

"yeah he's been following me all week"

"ok let's go up and down the block and see if he watches"

"shiit call the cops"

Sovereign Citizen stuff is pretty good.
I saw one of those license plates in montana a couple months ago. creeped me out.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 10, 2014, 11:05:03 AM
"hey sir, do you see that man recording in the window"

"yeah he's been following me all week"

"ok let's go up and down the block and see if he watches"

"shiit call the cops"

Sovereign Citizen stuff is pretty good.
I saw one of those license plates in montana a couple months ago. creeped me out.

Yeah the video was my point...nobody is gangs talking you, fucktard. You're actually stalking them.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 10, 2014, 11:23:08 AM
Probably Kennedy assassination. Even if I (mostly) think that Oswalt did it on his own, it's about the only one that doesn't get a :heh from me

Faked moon landings is always good for a laugh
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2014, 11:23:48 AM
If you fold a dollar bill in a certain way, you can find secret messages left by the founding fathers that proves 9/11 was an inside job!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/OtjFab0.jpg)
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Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Brehvolution on December 10, 2014, 11:25:35 AM
Birthers  :obama
Benghazi : :whew
IRS  :snoop
Amnesty (http://i.imgur.com/5NBGCLA.png)
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Himu on December 10, 2014, 11:26:40 AM
Racism, that conspiracy those filthy blacks use.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 10, 2014, 11:30:55 AM
Yeh, definitely faked moon landing, if only for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptn5RE2I-k
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2014, 11:36:33 AM
http://bohemiangroveexposed.com/
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Rufus on December 10, 2014, 11:38:33 AM
David Icke's reptilian humanoids.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2014, 11:51:39 AM
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/anyone-noticing-a-crazy-increase-in-chemtrails-in-their-area.164280/

:dead

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DID YOU COINCIDENTALLY USE HEATING OR AIR CONDITIONING LESS DURING THIS PERIOD, BROTHER? HAVE YOU DONE ANY SORT OF TEST TO SEE IF IT'S ACTUALLY THE ODDBALL CAC-MYSTICISM, DUDE? DID THIS TEST HAVE A CONTROL, MEAN GENE?

Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Rufus on December 10, 2014, 12:01:27 PM
Some real anger in that one. :holeup
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 10, 2014, 12:03:50 PM
Vince Foster suicide.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Vince_Foster
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 10, 2014, 12:10:29 PM
Secret Jew Cabal runs the world, aka Rothschilds.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 10, 2014, 12:12:59 PM
http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

i read this whole thing :(
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Steve Contra on December 10, 2014, 12:30:59 PM
Chemtrails and agenda 21 are in the running right now.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 10, 2014, 12:33:21 PM
9/11 guys are great.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2014, 12:53:00 PM
The one where the Jews did it.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 10, 2014, 01:07:56 PM
where there's smoke there's fire
 :hitler
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: benjipwns on December 10, 2014, 01:49:25 PM
That Obama was born in this country.

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He was born in Israel.
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Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: king of the internet on December 10, 2014, 02:50:06 PM
David Icke's reptilian humanoids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx8GJHz30e4

Scary stuff.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: pilonv1 on December 10, 2014, 03:21:04 PM
I love most conspiracies, especially the Area 51 and moon landing ones.

But I can't get behind the reptilian stuff.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 10, 2014, 03:48:51 PM
Classic moment in conspiracy theory history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Ri3Z8lQm4
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: cool breeze on December 10, 2014, 04:13:30 PM
David Icke's reptilian humanoids.

years ago I was lectured about that stuff by a friend of a friend.  three minutes after meeting him he's trying to convince me that Bush is a reptile.  then talking with other people who knew him, they're like "did he tell you about the lizards?"
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Barry Egan on December 10, 2014, 04:48:31 PM
http://thebeatlesneverexisted.com
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2014, 07:02:40 PM
sorry but I still like the Illuminati/Templars/gnostic scriptures/dead sea scrolls/etc stuff. maybe it will come back in style someday.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: benjipwns on December 10, 2014, 07:07:33 PM
"Conspiracy theory" makes it sounds so negative. There are actual conspiracies after all.

The suppression of the simultaneous 4-day time cube theory being one.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2014, 07:14:20 PM
But I thought all enlighted people know time is a cube already, its not a conspiracy when many rational people believe it. 
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: benjipwns on December 10, 2014, 07:54:34 PM
Jewipedia has it in the categories Gibberish language and Pseudoscience.

It's like they don't even read the site:
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No man on Earth has no belly-button,
  it proves every believer on Earth a liar.
 
Children will be blessed for
Killing Of Educated Adults
Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous
 Days Same Earth Rotation.
Practicing  Evil  ONEness -
Upon Earth Of  Quadrants.
 Evil Adult Crime VS Youth.
  Supports Lie Of Integration.
  1 Educated Are Most Dumb.
  Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.
  Man Is Paired,  2 Half 4 Self.
  1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God.                         
   Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies.
   Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.
  God Is Born Of A Mother –
   She Left Belly B. Signature.
Every Priest Has Ma Sign
  But Lies To Honor Queers.
Belly B. Proves 4 Corners.
 
Your dirty lying teachers
use only the midnight to
midnight 1 day (ignoring
3 other days) Time to not
foul (already wrong) bible
   time. Lie that corrupts earth
you educated stupid fools.
 
GoBelly-Button  Logic Works.
 
When   Do  Teenagers  Die?
Adults Eat Teenagers Alive,
 No Record  Of  Their Death.
  Father Son Image, Not Gods.
 Every Man Born Of Woman.
 
 
Belly-Button Is the Signature
Of  Your Personal Creator -
I Believe Her Name Mama.
 
Pastor Told His Flock That
God Created All Of Them -
   Truth Was That They All had
Mama Made Belly Buttons,
Church Was Full Of Liars.
 
       Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24      Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong.
Einstein  Was  ONEist  Brain.

Try  My  Belly-Button  Logic.

      No God Knows About 4 Days,     It  Is  Evil  To  Ignore 4 Days,

Does Your Teacher Know ?

 
Fraudulent ONEness of religious
academia has distinguished mentally-challenged your opposite
rationale brain to a half brain slave.
YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST.
4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS
IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION.
4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS.
4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS
WHICH EQUAL TO 4 CORNER DAYS.
TEACHERS ARE EVIL LIARS - THE
ONEness OF GOD IS STILLness DEATH.
YOU WERE ONEness distinguished mentally-challenged fellow ON THE
EARTH OPPOSITES ALL YOUR  LIFE.
LOVE OF GOD IS HATE OF CHILDREN.
SUPPORT TIMECUBE OR BE CURSED. 
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: kick51 on December 10, 2014, 09:02:00 PM
does the digimon world is real
http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/3546/t658134-you-think-real-digimon-world-exist/
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: kick51 on December 10, 2014, 10:43:45 PM
Illuminati is pretty good, but nothing they come up with will ever top the illuminatus trilogy book. 
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2014, 11:12:52 PM
Time Cube, how three-dimensional, how quaint. Time Tesseract or GTFO.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: tiesto on December 10, 2014, 11:35:24 PM
-The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation using vaccines to sterilize poor Africans and Indians
-HAARP influencing weather patterns and causing depression/mental illness in people
-The Bilderberg Institute and the nWo and FEMA Camps which are secretly enacting a plan to kill 6 billion people and then rule over the surviving 1 billion who will then live in a Hunger Games-esque dystopian society.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: benjipwns on December 10, 2014, 11:36:41 PM
Time Cube, how three-dimensional, how quaint. Time Tesseract or GTFO.
Get this to the Infinity War writers STAT
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: benjipwns on December 10, 2014, 11:40:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vril#Vril_Society
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Plan_(Washington,_D.C.) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Plan_(Washington,_D.C.))
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 10, 2014, 11:48:49 PM
It is my life which evolves the B team acting like they have rank....I guess?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PMbELEUfmIA
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: TVC15 on December 10, 2014, 11:54:14 PM
CIA inventing crack to keep the black man down.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 11, 2014, 01:35:23 AM
Micheal Jordan's first retirement from basketball, the one where he became a shitty AA baseballer, was an off the books suspension from the NBA because his gambling addiction was getting out of hand.  So bad it was that his Dad got whacked because of the shady characters Jordan was associating with.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 11, 2014, 01:36:33 AM
I don't actually believe that, really.  But there's something rotten in Denmark when it comes to the NBA.
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David Stern is a lizard person, of course.
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Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: benjipwns on December 11, 2014, 01:38:41 AM
Lizard person or not, he is Jewish and a major donor to the Democratic Party.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 11, 2014, 03:01:12 AM
Does it count if it's more of a fringe political or religious persuasion that just has elaborate conspiratorial narratives woven into its overall worldview? Because then Scientology and Lyndon Larouche-ism are def up there for me.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Rufus on December 11, 2014, 08:27:58 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2owc1b/cia_torture_report_reaches_4_on_front_page_gets/

Huh.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 11, 2014, 09:18:20 AM
Anything to do with ACORN.
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 11, 2014, 06:02:19 PM
The Bloop: http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-11/29/bloop-mystery-not-solved-sort-of
Title: Re: what's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Post by: suppadoopa on August 13, 2015, 02:17:24 PM
I just started reading stuff about the bible code.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_code
bretty inderastin stuff