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Title: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Eschaton on December 19, 2014, 12:28:08 PM
Shit sucks.

Even the fancy versions that supposedly dont give you diabeetus made of lesser known whole grains from the middle east kind of suck :ufup
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 12:30:59 PM
I have not had a bowl of cereal in...shit....10+ years I bet.


I did like cheerios with bananas tho......

Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2014, 12:31:10 PM
Cheerios and Rice Krispies 4 life.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2014, 12:33:08 PM
Cereal is GOAT just because it's fucking easy. Dump it in a bowl, pour milk on it, eat. I will eat the shit out of crunchy raisin bran until I die, because 1) I'm lazy as fuck and don't like cooking even though I'm decent enough at it and especially 2) in the morning just after I woke up, the last thing I want to do is cook.

CEREAL UBER ALLES, BITCHES
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 12:33:15 PM
Fruity pebbles for ever but ultimately cereal is a shit  breakfast
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2014, 12:34:55 PM
I don't even eat cereal for breakfast, I usually get some around 9:00 pm and eat it while I'm watching stuff on Youtube before I go to bed.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 12:35:57 PM
Eggs :rejoice

I went with first options

Eggs and sausage :hyper

Fried egg inside avocado :hyper

Sautéed spinach with scrambled eggs :hyper
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2014, 12:39:16 PM
I gave it up and just eat it as a treat now.  I could eat like half a bag of mini wheats in one sitting.  So good but don't really want type 2.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Rufus on December 19, 2014, 12:55:14 PM
I don't eat breakfast most days. :yeshrug

Don't mind cereal, but it depends on the type. There's a kind I like that looks like half-spheres, don't remember the name or a similar US brand.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 12:56:11 PM
Frosties 4 lyfe.

Too bad breakfast sucks in general outside of maybe pancakes and bacon. Which I eat anytime I want anyway.

Breakfast food owns :what
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 12:57:21 PM
Frosties 4 lyfe.

Too bad breakfast sucks in general outside of maybe pancakes and bacon. Which I eat anytime I want anyway.

Breakfast food owns :what

Ain't a DAMN thing wrong with bacon and eggs for dinner. Not one damn thing.

When me and the wife were younger we use to do Bacon/Eggs/Toast every night when we watched 24.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 19, 2014, 01:05:29 PM
I still eat cereal from time to time but it's certainly not a priority in the morning
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2014, 01:08:59 PM
Breakfast sucks, but cereal is still good. Cheerios are my midnight snack.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2014, 01:09:22 PM
Sunny side up with toast. :drool
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2014, 01:11:39 PM
My favorite breakfast thing to actually eat at breakfast is a breakfast burrito. Pancakes with PB are good too.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 19, 2014, 01:26:45 PM
Pancakes/waffles with sausage (http://i3.minus.com/ibuJTxCeEgmcTP.png)

Corn beef hash and eggs with toast (http://i4.minus.com/i6q9tfaXtLahG.png)

Cold glass of OJ to wash it down with  :lawd

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Oatmeal (http://i4.minus.com/iVGnaNzbKbSsp.png)

Grits  :larry
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Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 01:27:35 PM
Pancakes/waffles with sausage (http://i3.minus.com/ibuJTxCeEgmcTP.png)

 :mynicca

But I replace OJ with Ice Cold 2% milk
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Tasty on December 19, 2014, 01:28:49 PM
I love breakfast foods so much but I never eat breakfast, lol.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2014, 01:34:54 PM
Corned beef hash :rejoice

Roast beef hash  :comeon
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 01:39:52 PM
but the goat breakfast imo is


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Dim sum :gladbron

(http://static.helpgoabroad.com/images/easyblog_images/778/image001_20140908-170822_1.jpg)

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:lawd

Man that looks good. But we only have a few legit dim sum shops around and I'm not even sure they open for breakfast (unless you're saying you sleep until noon ha ha)
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 01:39:55 PM
bao :lawd
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 19, 2014, 01:43:42 PM
Roast beef hash  :comeon

Never again (http://i7.minus.com/i1BOXiRwhYEi4.png)
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 01:44:57 PM
Man that looks good. But we only have a few legit dim sum shops around and I'm not even sure they open for breakfast (unless you're saying you sleep until noon ha ha)

its a weekend brunch thing.

But seriously

fucking, shrimp stuffed eggplant.


(http://staging.nomwah.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/stuffed-eggplant.jpg)

:mouf


Sold me. Me and the wife are doing dim sum this weekend.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2014, 01:45:35 PM
That does look good.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Positive Touch on December 19, 2014, 01:45:42 PM
DOWNVOTING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS TOPIC
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 01:45:44 PM
BAO

i fucking LOVE that shit

(http://gearpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Wao-Bao-Gear-Patrol.jpg)

SHRIMP STUFFED EGGPLANT?!?!?!

why are you doing this me?!?!? :brazilcry
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 01:46:24 PM
why do so many people here hate breakfast? WHY?
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2014, 01:56:31 PM
I love breakfast food, but I have a couple problems:

1) Lazy and hate cooking, esp after I just woke the fuck up

2) Would go somewhere and pay for breakfast, but that means doing something when I'm groggy and extra bitchy

Seriously, just woken up Triumph is REALLY a bitchy ass motherfucker.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 19, 2014, 01:56:41 PM
Steak and eggs  :leon
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2014, 01:57:18 PM
food in the morning  :goty2
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 01:58:27 PM
BREAKFAST

(http://yumwich.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Avocado-Fried-Egg-Recipe.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ddFPvN1.jpg?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/QzChJt0.jpg?1)

(http://www.vtsmokeandcure.com/images/T/VSC%20MAPLE%20SAUS_PLATE-02.jpg)

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/1d36fbdf0570b85872c150fabc204b5d/tumblr_inline_newpsog6iu1r3yi05.gif)
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 02:01:02 PM
 Xiao Long Bao?!?!?!

omg
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: king of the internet on December 19, 2014, 02:13:55 PM
Granola and soy milk :aah
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: sarslip on December 19, 2014, 02:22:14 PM
Biscuits and Gravy > Dim Sum > Chicken and Waffles > French Toast > Waffles > Pancakes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cereal >>> nutri grain bar

but also
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eggs or :bolo
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Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2014, 02:29:01 PM
Fuck cereal. I need protein in the morning.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: TVC15 on December 19, 2014, 02:32:44 PM
Fuck this thread, I can blow through an entire box of CT Crunch with whole milk in one fucking city and be ready for more you SONY-ASS EATING HETERO ASS KNOBS
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Positive Touch on December 19, 2014, 03:09:29 PM
count chocula forever
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 19, 2014, 03:34:15 PM
Sunny side up with toast. :drool

Close the thread, we have a winner
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 19, 2014, 03:37:04 PM
I also really like dim sum but it's often intimidating to me being the only white person there
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 03:44:10 PM
I also really like dim sum but it's often intimidating to me being the only white person there

:what
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Reb on December 19, 2014, 03:53:30 PM
Oatmeal 4 lyfe
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on December 19, 2014, 03:55:32 PM
Oatmeal 4 lyfe

Yeah I eat this everyday.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 04:01:05 PM
too intimidating :rofl
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Steve Contra on December 19, 2014, 04:07:49 PM
I'm guessing that's what Pineapple means.  Try going to a place on the peninsula where no one speaks English or tries to help you but they still yell at you when you try to sit down. :brazilcry
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 19, 2014, 04:52:09 PM
Yeah I live in the jade district, finding an English speaking attendant isn't always possible at dim sum
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2014, 04:55:06 PM
When I go to a mexican place and all the staff are ESL, I know that food's gonna be good. :mouf
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: pilonv1 on December 19, 2014, 04:55:52 PM
I would eat cereal every meal if it was socially acceptable. Oats for dinner is awesome.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: TVC15 on December 19, 2014, 04:59:45 PM
FUCK OATS FRUITY PEBNBLES
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Tasty on December 19, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
Fuck cereal. I need protein in the morning.

Oh I bet

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:mouf
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Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: pilonv1 on December 19, 2014, 10:41:04 PM
FUCK OATS FRUITY PEBNBLES

Oats with full cream milk, honey & cinnamon is god tier stuff
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: tiesto on December 19, 2014, 11:55:32 PM
I eat cereal every morning, the Trader Joes boxed ones usually.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: chronovore on December 20, 2014, 02:05:18 AM
Cereal is demonic, but in the central ring of hell level of demonic generals, like badass, soul-consuming, and owning my ass kind of demonic. I love Honeycomb, but also indulged in some damned Lucky Charms, which I indeed found to be magically delicious.

They’re even more expensive in Japan, and don’t have the stuff I want, so luckily I don’t really have anything other than granola on hand.

Cereal is not, however, the best breakfast. Man, there’s nothing better than a runny fried egg over a piece of toast, pancake, or waffle. I’d do that setup three times a day if I could.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2014, 02:11:41 AM
i don't really eat breakfast anymore tbh
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: team filler on December 20, 2014, 02:12:00 AM
only part of an egg that should be runny is the yolk, anything else is some tapioca pudding fuckboy shit
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 20, 2014, 02:19:42 AM
Ew don't tell me people in the world like runny whites that's not how cooking is done
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Beezy on December 20, 2014, 02:46:22 PM
I like cereal, but hardly eat it anymore. When I do its usually Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, or Honey Bunches of Oats.

I had a frittata for the first time this morning. :heart

count chocula forever
Cocoa Puffs over all other chocolate cereals.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 20, 2014, 04:11:27 PM
Made egg and bacon sandwiches today  :lawd
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: doctavius bonbon on December 20, 2014, 06:46:20 PM
I will eat the shit out of crunchy raisin bran until I die

 :lawd
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2014, 06:49:07 PM
Wasn't allowed to eat most cereals growing up due to the sugar, and in hindsight I'm glad. That shit is just sugar and milk.
:kobeyuck

Today I mainly avoid cereal because I don't like the idea of constantly putting a spoon in milk and my mouth. I usually skip breakfast but when I do eat it, it's a hot breakfast: oatmeal. Sometimes I throw a few Cheerios in my oatmeal.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: E-DuB on December 20, 2014, 11:22:58 PM
Pancakes with PB are good too.

The girlfriend looked at me weird the first time I did this. Glad to see someone shares my love for this combo
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: nudemacusers on December 21, 2014, 12:37:10 AM
Wasn't allowed to eat most cereals growing up due to the sugar, and in hindsight I'm glad. That shit is just sugar and milk.
:kobeyuck

Today I mainly avoid cereal because I don't like the idea of constantly putting a spoon in milk and my mouth. I usually skip breakfast but when I do eat it, it's a hot breakfast: oatmeal. Sometimes I throw a few Cheerios in my oatmeal.
cheerios in oatmeal? :holeup
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Barry Egan on December 21, 2014, 02:21:35 AM
Today I mainly avoid cereal because I don't like the idea of constantly putting a spoon in milk and my mouth.

I keep reading this over and over but I just can't wrap my mind around it ???
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: nachobro on December 22, 2014, 01:35:01 AM
I like eggs and bacon and sausage and hashbrowns and bagels. Not really into pancakes or waffles. Denny's has some ridiculously good gingerbread french toast but that shit is basically cake. It's good!

I don't really eat breakfast very often though. Just coffee usually.

Cereal is okay but I don't eat it much. I used to not buy it cause it'd go stale before I'd finish a box. Now my girl eats it daily so there's always some in the cabinet if I'm in the mood.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2014, 01:41:36 AM
Please newsfeed that pd cereal-mouth-spoon quote :rofl
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: Fifstar on December 22, 2014, 06:22:24 AM
I just have proper bread and some good cheese for breakfast. Rarely cereales as well, but they feel more like eating sweets.

I cook dinner everyday, no interest to do that every morning as well. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: PlayDat on December 22, 2014, 08:57:20 PM
Can't do dairy so I haven't had a bowl of cereal in a couple years.  I could try almond milk or some other alternative, but I don't see the point when I know the meal wasn't all that great to begin with.  Honey Nut Cheerios were kind of okay.

These days I have 4 scrambled eggs and orange juice in the mornings, maybe some bread.  Concerns over what that might mean for my cholesterol levels seem overblown from what I've read. 
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: eleuin on December 22, 2014, 10:20:03 PM
Honey Nut Cheerios - Hearty Oat Crunch is so good, like a better Honey Bunches of Oats.
Doesn't get soggy as quickly and doesn't turn to shit near the bottom of the bag.
Title: Re: Cereal is demonic
Post by: kick51 on December 23, 2014, 12:15:38 AM
Fuck this thread, I can blow through an entire box of CT Crunch with whole milk in one fucking city and be ready for more you SONY-ASS EATING HETERO ASS KNOBS

that's the problem with cereal.  you finish a box and you're still getting hungry an hour later