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Title: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 12:34:59 PM
You haven't ate in 3 days. All you have on you is 10 dollars and you have no car to take you anywhere nor do you have an available transportation. Which of these places gets your money?

You have nothing in your location that can cook food. Microwave is broke and your gas is turned off, you broke bastard.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Trent Dole on December 19, 2014, 12:35:59 PM
There's a local pizza joint directly across the street so if no car I go there. ...oh all in walking distance in theory. This is just another Taco Bell thread in disguise then. :rejoice Quesaritos :rejoice
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 19, 2014, 12:36:11 PM
Chipotle if for nothing else that I know I can get ok food and a lot of it.
Taco bell would be good if it wouldn't just pass through my body like a bullet train.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 12:36:31 PM
Do i have a kitchen to cook stuff with?

(http://i.imgur.com/1Pm3BC9.png)

No.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2014, 12:36:38 PM
Tims
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 12:36:57 PM
Denny's
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2014, 12:37:04 PM
I'd probably hit up a Chinese buffet and just go buck wild on some rice and sesame chicken.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 12:39:02 PM
Tims

This isn't canada you heathen.

Also no Dennys himu, sorry.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Rufus on December 19, 2014, 12:52:21 PM
Pizza über alles.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2014, 12:53:03 PM
Chinese. Less potential digestive fuckery that can come with fast food.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 19, 2014, 12:59:41 PM
pack of lunch meat
pack of cheese slices
loaf of bread
bag of chips
eat for two days
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 01:00:57 PM
pack of lunch meat
pack of cheese slices
loaf of bread
bag of chips
eat for two days

you are not getting that for 10 bucks from a convenience store breh.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 19, 2014, 01:01:26 PM
walk further
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 01:01:51 PM
problem with this premise is that it doesn't say what happens after the meal. are things okay after the meal? Do you get a pay check the next friday? are you supposed to stretch this 10 dollar bill or what?
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 01:02:38 PM
problem with this premise is that it doesn't say what happens after the meal. are things okay after the meal? Do you get a pay check the next friday? are you supposed to stretch this 10 dollar bill or what?

It's for one day. The next day you win the lottery.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2014, 01:02:59 PM
Good question lady, and answered.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 01:03:33 PM
Oh, okay.

one of these from denny's

(http://www.replicarecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Dennys-Chicken-Fajita-Breakfast-Skillet-610x300.jpg)
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 01:04:07 PM
Oh, okay.

one of these from denny's

(http://www.replicarecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Dennys-Chicken-Fajita-Breakfast-Skillet-610x300.jpg)

Sweety there is NO DENNYS on this street lol!
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2014, 01:05:52 PM
What if there was a vortex in the Taco Bell, what if Chiptole was infected with Mega Ebola; the OP doesn't say, so how can I answer this impossible question?? (http://i.imgur.com/ZNmxybL.gif)
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 19, 2014, 01:07:10 PM
Burger King

Hot off the grill from a quality BK  :lawd
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 02:01:52 PM
Oh, okay.

one of these from denny's

(http://www.replicarecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Dennys-Chicken-Fajita-Breakfast-Skillet-610x300.jpg)

Sweety there is NO DENNYS on this street lol!

chinese then
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2014, 02:04:05 PM
McDonalds.

Himu, Denny's is disgusting and Chinese food isn't filling!  You would die!!
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2014, 02:05:46 PM
There is only one answer to this question, and it is CookOut.

http://eatcookout.com/

http://deadspin.com/5883076/i-hung-out-with-dukebags-and-discovered-the-greatest-value-in-the-history-of-drunken-eating

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I was told that when you go to Cook Out, you need to order a combo. A combo is a main item, with two sides and a milkshake. You can pick from a burger, a footlong, a grilled or fried chicken sandwich, and barbecued pork for the main item. The sides included items such as a BLT sandwich, a corn dog, and a chili cheese sloppy joe served in a hot dog bun. That's right. A BLT is a side dish here.

:lawd

Quote
I got a footlong chili dog with fries and hush puppies and a peanut butter fudge shake. The moment between ordering and receiving my food was perhaps the most exciting two minutes of my life. All we talked about in that time was what we had ordered and how good it was gonna be. And then my combo arrived and I set it on a nearby covered trash can and started digging in. I nearly died from ecstasy. I did that thing where you pretend you're Anthony Bourdain and you're like, "Oh, that's AWESOME. That's so fucking good. I want to rape my mouth with this." There was a greasy bun and a hot wiener and old chili and pre-chewed relish commingling together, and I was obscenely happy. The shake was so thick that it hurt to try to suck it through the straw. I just started spooning that shit. No one talked while we ate. There's that moment during a good meal when you block everything else out—work, money, pussy, whatever—and you focus on nothing but what's going on inside your mouth. A lot of people pay a lot of money for such a dining experience. I paid five bucks.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2014, 02:09:48 PM
McDonalds.

Himu, Denny's is disgusting and Chinese food isn't filling!  You would die!!

DENNY'S IS DISGUSTING BUT NOT THEIR SKILLET PLATES OKAY
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: king of the internet on December 19, 2014, 02:11:04 PM
The convenience store for a fifth of kamchatka and a couple swisher sweets.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 19, 2014, 02:11:11 PM
There's a Cookout not far from my house now and the thrill is gone for me.

Burgers are alright but they could stand to be bigger. The shakes are the best thing about it
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 19, 2014, 02:12:49 PM
Chipotle is probably the only place on the list where you can take 10 dollars and get enough food for two full meals (and you don't feel like shit after you've eaten it).



Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 19, 2014, 02:21:05 PM
There is only one answer to this question, and it is CookOut.

http://eatcookout.com/

http://deadspin.com/5883076/i-hung-out-with-dukebags-and-discovered-the-greatest-value-in-the-history-of-drunken-eating

Quote
I was told that when you go to Cook Out, you need to order a combo. A combo is a main item, with two sides and a milkshake. You can pick from a burger, a footlong, a grilled or fried chicken sandwich, and barbecued pork for the main item. The sides included items such as a BLT sandwich, a corn dog, and a chili cheese sloppy joe served in a hot dog bun. That's right. A BLT is a side dish here.

:lawd

Quote
I got a footlong chili dog with fries and hush puppies and a peanut butter fudge shake. The moment between ordering and receiving my food was perhaps the most exciting two minutes of my life. All we talked about in that time was what we had ordered and how good it was gonna be. And then my combo arrived and I set it on a nearby covered trash can and started digging in. I nearly died from ecstasy. I did that thing where you pretend you're Anthony Bourdain and you're like, "Oh, that's AWESOME. That's so fucking good. I want to rape my mouth with this." There was a greasy bun and a hot wiener and old chili and pre-chewed relish commingling together, and I was obscenely happy. The shake was so thick that it hurt to try to suck it through the straw. I just started spooning that shit. No one talked while we ate. There's that moment during a good meal when you block everything else out—work, money, pussy, whatever—and you focus on nothing but what's going on inside your mouth. A lot of people pay a lot of money for such a dining experience. I paid five bucks.

(http://i.imgur.com/lh76xtp.gif)
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2014, 02:24:07 PM
10 bean and rice burritos from Taco Bell.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2014, 02:27:11 PM
10 bean and rice burritos from Taco Bell.
tax breh.  Trying to embarrass yourself at taco bell?
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: TVC15 on December 19, 2014, 02:28:03 PM
"random chinese place" is infinitely worse for your ass than Taco Bell. Anyway, Himu-chan is correct with his suggestion of Dennys.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2014, 02:34:50 PM
The shakes are the best thing about CookOut, but just the volume of shit you can get for $6 or so is astounding. I tend to get chicken sammiches anyway over burgers.

AiA, you ever make it down to Atlanta you let me know, I'll take you out on a culinary tour of the town, from the shit tier (Varsity) to the best places.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And then we'll hit up Magic City  :shaq
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Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: TVC15 on December 19, 2014, 02:35:07 PM
McDonalds.

Himu, Denny's is disgusting and Chinese food isn't filling!  You would die!!

Mupepe: good for suicide gun-buying advice, bad for food recs. Doesn't fist either. F-.

Dennys ftw
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Atramental on December 19, 2014, 02:40:22 PM
There is only one answer to this question, and it is CookOut.

http://eatcookout.com/

http://deadspin.com/5883076/i-hung-out-with-dukebags-and-discovered-the-greatest-value-in-the-history-of-drunken-eating

Quote
I was told that when you go to Cook Out, you need to order a combo. A combo is a main item, with two sides and a milkshake. You can pick from a burger, a footlong, a grilled or fried chicken sandwich, and barbecued pork for the main item. The sides included items such as a BLT sandwich, a corn dog, and a chili cheese sloppy joe served in a hot dog bun. That's right. A BLT is a side dish here.

:lawd

Quote
I got a footlong chili dog with fries and hush puppies and a peanut butter fudge shake. The moment between ordering and receiving my food was perhaps the most exciting two minutes of my life. All we talked about in that time was what we had ordered and how good it was gonna be. And then my combo arrived and I set it on a nearby covered trash can and started digging in. I nearly died from ecstasy. I did that thing where you pretend you're Anthony Bourdain and you're like, "Oh, that's AWESOME. That's so fucking good. I want to rape my mouth with this." There was a greasy bun and a hot wiener and old chili and pre-chewed relish commingling together, and I was obscenely happy. The shake was so thick that it hurt to try to suck it through the straw. I just started spooning that shit. No one talked while we ate. There's that moment during a good meal when you block everything else out—work, money, pussy, whatever—and you focus on nothing but what's going on inside your mouth. A lot of people pay a lot of money for such a dining experience. I paid five bucks.

 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice

Cookout just built a restaurant near my house and I've been going there a bunch on my cheat days.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Barry Egan on December 19, 2014, 03:21:01 PM
-1 chicken burrito bowl
-extra brown rice
-6 mini-tortillas

feast.

 
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 19, 2014, 03:25:18 PM
McDonalds.

Himu, Denny's is disgusting and Chinese food isn't filling!  You would die!!

Mupepe: good for suicide gun-buying advice, bad for food recs. Doesn't fist either. F-.

Dennys ftw

White Man likes Denny's huh (http://i4.minus.com/iVGnaNzbKbSsp.png)
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 19, 2014, 04:06:50 PM
Denny's is a god answer because of their “$2, $4, $6” menu. Where else can you get a grand slam for a few dollars? Taco bell and subway is good too, you can't beat $2 cold cut and meatball sandwiches.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2014, 04:12:41 PM
Before I answer: do I have easy access to a restroom?
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: TVC15 on December 19, 2014, 04:13:39 PM
Yes, but it's a public restroom and there is at least one other non-deaf person with the sense of smell in there.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Huff on December 19, 2014, 08:10:21 PM
Chicken tinder publix sub
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 19, 2014, 08:36:55 PM
suck a few dicks, make some extra money, treat yo' self to red lobster
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: El Babua on December 19, 2014, 08:56:11 PM
Checkers, probably
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 19, 2014, 09:47:27 PM
chipotle for sure

you can get double chicken for under 10 bucks too I think
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: tiesto on December 19, 2014, 11:51:53 PM
Out of all those choices, definitely In n Out... then again the nearest one to me is like 3000 miles away. In that case the local pizza place is probably a good bet.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 20, 2014, 12:34:10 AM
such a few dicks, make some extra money, treat yo' self to red lobster

Sorry the amount of dicks doesn't suit your palette boss.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2014, 12:48:55 AM
oh man every time I drive by this garbagey chinese joint I get hungry and want to eat. z-tier fried rice and general tso's

:rejoice

such a few dicks, make some extra money, treat yo' self to red lobster

Sorry the amount of dicks doesn't suit your palette boss.
van comes from a breed that will suck any dick, be it human or otherwise.
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 20, 2014, 02:24:35 AM
Breakfast:

Coffee and sausage mcmuffin at mcds: $2

Lunch:

Double stack and value fry at Wendy's: $3

Dinner:

$5 box at taco bell




Living in a state without sales tax: priceless
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: Positive Touch on December 20, 2014, 12:11:38 PM
why is this scenario so stupid
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: kick51 on December 20, 2014, 12:46:25 PM
Chipotle's the only thing on that list that'll get you a big, nourishing meal. 

unless you have some godlike cheap convenience store and not 7-11 with $8 lunchables and shit
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: chronovore on December 23, 2014, 04:37:08 AM
Oh, man. Even having eaten within the last three days, In-N-Out is the hands-down winner for me on that list. Everything else can get in the back seat, because In-N-Out is riding shotgun.

Yes, but it's a public restroom and there is at least one other non-deaf person with the sense of smell in there.
:lol

No problem, just make things as unpleasant as possible, then make eye contact on exiting the stall, and give a huge thumbs-up!
Title: Re: You've got 10 dollars to your name and haven't ate in a 3 days....
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 23, 2014, 05:14:05 AM
find a sugar mamma