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Title: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Wrath2X on December 30, 2014, 09:21:42 AM
One of the best posters we ever had. Always funny and consistent in dealing L's to poor old PD.

Show respect to one of the GOAT posters :rejoice
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 30, 2014, 09:42:30 AM
Esch is an awesome cat. Definitely top 5.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 30, 2014, 09:52:02 AM
(http://i61.tinypic.com/5dpgk5.png)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2014, 09:57:15 AM
...who?

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j/k, I think I'ma have Indian food for lunch in celebration. :rejoice
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Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2014, 09:58:44 AM
I fucked him. OH!
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 30, 2014, 10:01:52 AM
I fucked him. OH!

(http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/black-kid-staring-gif.gif)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2014, 10:41:56 AM
:heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on December 30, 2014, 10:41:59 AM
GOAT?
GOAT
(http://i.imgur.com/WUrmMY4.png)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 30, 2014, 11:04:12 AM
 :mynicca
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: headwalk on December 30, 2014, 11:05:45 AM
he's alright for a dirty gooner.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 30, 2014, 11:11:32 AM
I don't know if he's surpassed Mupepe for GOAT, but he's probably around Larry Bird tier.


So you're saying Larry Bird is only Top 30 tier?

:ufup

Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Courage on December 30, 2014, 11:13:50 AM
He's one of the best trolls I've seen around. GOAT soccer bro too.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Courage on December 30, 2014, 11:24:51 AM
i've never trolled in my life good sir
(http://i.minus.com/ibhfyJmH5Q3xqo.gif)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 11:25:33 AM
eh
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: team filler on December 30, 2014, 11:52:31 AM
fuck esch! that dirty fucking paki
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 30, 2014, 11:58:27 AM
fuck esch! that dirty fucking paki

Come at him, breh

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8057/8157123916_59abb0e623_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on December 30, 2014, 12:00:07 PM
eh

sc  ;)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Rufus on December 30, 2014, 12:00:40 PM
's okay, 'spose
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: El Babua on December 30, 2014, 12:36:24 PM
Yeah, he alright

 :-*
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 30, 2014, 01:57:15 PM
It's not hard being the best poster on an otherwise mediocre forum.

And yet you're not even in the top 30.

 :umad
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Eric P on December 30, 2014, 02:11:27 PM
appreschiation?
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2014, 03:20:23 PM
The GOAT. Music recommendations, dope TV and book taste...the nicca even taught me how to cook some stuff. All I need is some stroke game tips and I'll be set.
(http://i.imgur.com/100HH2U.gif)
It's not hard being the best poster on an otherwise mediocre forum.

(http://i.imgur.com/jO0bfTg.png)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 03:21:50 PM
hes ok
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 30, 2014, 03:54:03 PM
if it weren't for him, I wouldn't've lurked GAF-Hop for 2 years, joined GAF, used plug, and subsequently registered at thebore


so what I'm it saying is it's all his fault
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: toku on December 30, 2014, 04:19:07 PM
Yeah, he's alright.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Positive Touch on December 30, 2014, 04:30:59 PM
even cooler in real life, esch is truly exemplary in everything, an all-around awesome guy. you're the best, bro :rejoice
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 04:38:02 PM
is his voice equal measures a cascading timbre of soothing harmony and sharp masculinity like I imagine it to be? :uguu
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 04:44:31 PM
:noah
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 05:04:43 PM
secretly record the voices of bore-men you meet in person and dub them together to create erotically-charged conversations,  brehs :phil
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 30, 2014, 05:07:34 PM
Now I'm going to assume that Esch sounds like the Small Man Trapped in a Box
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on December 30, 2014, 05:08:08 PM
But he supports Arsenal. (http://i.imgur.com/Brch14R.png)

He's the most muscly Indian I have ever seen though. Very impressive. Would let him keep me warm a cold winter night.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 05:27:04 PM
esch sounds like a cac :leon
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: toku on December 30, 2014, 05:35:26 PM
esch sounds like a cac :leon

be a poc and live in centers surrounded by an ocean of cacs brehs

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I sould like some white skater
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Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 30, 2014, 05:36:31 PM
real talk, my favorite esch moment takes place during one of those podcasts; they're talking about the two melvins who founded rapgenius and their interview on the combat jack show, and esch goes "these guys just come across as.....feggits"

there's this split second of tension where you can tell everyone's like (http://i.imgur.com/mlfYr.gif), and then the silence gets broken up by laughter
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 30, 2014, 05:40:04 PM
have "favorite moments" pertaining to other men, brehs (http://i.minus.com/jHy98P2tHz1Cf.png)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 30, 2014, 05:42:12 PM
thick neck'd mother fucker

 :-*
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 05:53:37 PM
esch has a nice smile too. fraternal, sensual, and comforting.  :-*
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 05:55:50 PM
he got a thick ass too. gonna put my semen in it one day
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Courage on December 30, 2014, 06:16:10 PM
he got a thick ass too. gonna put my semen in it one day
(http://i.imgur.com/bv6ye.png)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 06:23:56 PM
Not even gay :trollbron: It's about power :trollbron:
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 30, 2014, 06:42:12 PM
he got a thick ass too. gonna put my semen in it one day

Think you mean he has thick ass seman. you gonna put you're ass on it one day, cause everyone knows Esch tops except when he power bottoms on your birthday  :heart
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: toku on December 30, 2014, 06:54:28 PM
balance in all things

:rejoice
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 06:57:17 PM
if going deep in male ass is gay then i don't want to be straight
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 07:20:56 PM
i remember when i thought drinky crow was banned from posting, and not just banned from being a top.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on December 30, 2014, 07:31:18 PM
Esch:

Pros:
- (http://i.imgur.com/NM60OpO.jpg)
- Has an uncut penis

Cons:
-Won't let me see said penis.
-Because of said image above.

:fbm

Overall: :obama/10
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 30, 2014, 07:34:42 PM
uncut :holeup

but probably thick and brown :leon
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on December 30, 2014, 07:38:02 PM
but probably thick and brown :leon

 :hyper :drool
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on December 30, 2014, 07:44:13 PM
large garden hose thickneas

We talking industrial? Because if not that isn't matching the picture in my head.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Beezy on December 30, 2014, 07:51:22 PM
Take away the coli images/gifs/dualities and what is he really? :pacspit

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I kid I kid. Easily one of the funniest posters here.
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Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: PlayDat on December 30, 2014, 07:58:32 PM
One of the GOATs.  Can definitely say he inspired me to make to effort to listen older classic albums.  He's also lowkey good at picking up on little details in people's posting habits to use for trolling later. Smiley game is on point too.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 08:19:45 PM
i got a bigger dick than esch. Oh snap. Haven't seen it in years tho, so point goes to him :tocry
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on December 30, 2014, 08:21:08 PM
i got a bigger dick than esch.

:gurl

I refuse to believe that.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 08:22:04 PM
length wise I am 7. Perhaps his is fatter tho.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on December 30, 2014, 08:22:52 PM
length wise I am 7. Perhaps his is fatter tho.

You misunderstand. You can't make these claims and not send me photos to back them up. :comeon
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: StealthFan on December 30, 2014, 08:24:03 PM
Don't ask for shit you'll regret seeing :ufup
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on December 30, 2014, 08:26:41 PM
Don't ask for shit you'll regret seeing :ufup

Saying that like I haven't been on /b/ or other boards before.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: lennedsay on December 30, 2014, 08:29:52 PM
Dat smile tho :obama
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Cheddahz on December 30, 2014, 09:56:04 PM
Esch da god
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 30, 2014, 10:19:14 PM
he p coo
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 30, 2014, 10:42:07 PM
esch sounds like a cac :leon

be a poc and live in centers surrounded by an ocean of cacs brehs

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I sould like some white skater
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Live mainly amongst your people your entire life  :rejoice

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I wouldn't have it any other way (http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/rejoice.png)
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Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 30, 2014, 10:51:32 PM
you can hear it here. We stopped the podcast but its still there :hitler

http://gafhop.podomatic.com/entry/2013-02-17T09_32_40-08_00

oh  :goty2
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 30, 2014, 11:04:28 PM
you can hear it here. We stopped the podcast but its still there :hitler

http://gafhop.podomatic.com/entry/2013-02-17T09_32_40-08_00

oh  :goty2

Did I disappoint you somehow :goty2

it's ok, let me have it :goty2

Nah man it's cool

its just

just





I can't front man, you sound like a stereotypical cac  :neogaf

You still my nicca though
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Mr. Nobody on December 30, 2014, 11:14:44 PM
Nah man it's cool

its just

just

I can't front man, you sound like a stereotypical cac  :neogaf

You still my nicca though

Did you expect me to speak in ebonics?

:goty2

I can if need be :hitler redneck too :hitler

Be a chameleon brehs :goty2

No matter how hard I try, my southern accent always creeps back up.

Heard myself recorded recently and was shocked at how country I sounded, golden vocal tone aside
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 30, 2014, 11:23:30 PM
GOAT bro.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: PlayDat on December 31, 2014, 01:21:01 AM
I'll admit I was struck by Esch's voice when I listened to the first podcast but I realized it was that typical "whites are default human" shit.  If you're a person of color and don't sound like your stereotype then people say this kind of stuff about you.  I'm off that.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Rufus on December 31, 2014, 10:46:38 AM
Now that I know more about your penis I'm compelled to listen to your voice, too.

edit: Forget about sounding like a cac, you sound like a baby. :uguu We need a more recent sample.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: benjipwns on December 31, 2014, 10:50:51 AM
Fun fact: missouri, in the cities especially, is accent no man's land. People here are considered have inflections or much of an accent at all. It's why a lot of sportscasters, radio people, and journalists come from here or so i've been told. Seems kind of like bullshit, but yeah :hitler
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_American#General_American_in_the_media
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 31, 2014, 11:33:19 AM
:rejoice Esch :rejoice
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Rufus on December 31, 2014, 11:55:15 AM
Dis youth. T_T
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: chronovore on January 01, 2015, 11:02:45 PM
I’m quite fond of Esch.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 11:56:37 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e286/hbkb9/39-Jay-Z-Ehhh.gif)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2015, 11:56:55 AM
in all seriousness he's a cool ass dude
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Cheddahz on January 02, 2015, 06:01:02 PM
Esch sounds like the kind of dude you would hear on a Pitchfork podcast
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Rufus on November 16, 2019, 10:43:58 AM
So we know that he's still maintaining his files on us. :cop
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: agrajag on November 16, 2019, 11:58:04 AM
pro-tip: when he has a Tay Swift avy, that's Glen using his account. Possibly Glen was using his account to bump this thread.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on November 16, 2019, 12:17:18 PM
I miss old Esch
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: toku on November 16, 2019, 12:49:37 PM
when you peer into the void, you can hear esch laughing back
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 16, 2019, 01:00:20 PM
Who's void are you peering into for that to happen?
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on November 16, 2019, 10:54:07 PM
I miss old Esch

Did Esch change? :hmm

I mean outside fo shitposting less (and that's possibly due to getting older), Esch seems the same to me? :yeshrug
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on November 18, 2019, 11:19:31 AM
Teh bire with Esch is better than without.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 18, 2019, 11:44:13 AM
Well congrats on your happy life, I guess. 
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 18, 2019, 11:55:27 AM
Mods, please change title to Esch Depreciation Thread
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on November 18, 2019, 12:08:35 PM
I miss old Esch

Did Esch change? :hmm

I mean outside fo shitposting less (and that's possibly due to getting older), Esch seems the same to me? :yeshrug

I'm waaaay happier and more secure now. I use humor and anger as a coping mechanism when my life is bad, so I get where Tastys coming from.

Well, I'm happy for you bb. :heart

I still wanna see that fire-hose though. :hmm

(This wasn't meant to be a top-of-the-page post. OH GOD.)
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: TVC15 on November 18, 2019, 12:12:33 PM
I was into Esch until I found out he was a Jay-Z stan. I don't even hate Jay-Z--I'm sane! It's just a weird celebrity for an intelligent person to stan over. Like, it would be less strange if he were an Andy Griffith or Art Linkletter fanboy.

Eh, at least this forum had one Andy Gritffith fanboy... he's a good man.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on November 18, 2019, 12:13:33 PM
I was into Esch until I found out he was a Jay-Z stan. I don't even hate Jay-Z--I'm sane! It's just a weird celebrity for an intelligent person to stan over. Like, it would be less strange if he were an Andy Griffith or Art Linkletter fanboy.

That's fine, more vegan curry for me. :heart
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: TVC15 on November 18, 2019, 12:19:58 PM
I was into Esch until I found out he was a Jay-Z stan. I don't even hate Jay-Z--I'm sane! It's just a weird celebrity for an intelligent person to stan over. Like, it would be less strange if he were an Andy Griffith or Art Linkletter fanboy.

That's fine, more vegan curry for me. :heart

I don't believe I've had the opportunity to objectify Esch for potential positive bullet points, but that vegan thing isn't very promising--what the fuck would we even talk about?
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: TVC15 on November 18, 2019, 12:48:55 PM
I like Ubisoft. They may (sort of) have an open-world model that they apply to all of their franchises, but in my opinion it works pretty damned well! I know these Assassin's Creed games aren't very exciting from a gameplay perspective, but I've played through all of them minus two and I haven't regretted a moment.

Sure, in an ideal world, I want games to be different and innovative, but I live in a world where people are going to make templates and models and do shit like Ubisoft and Marvel Studios does. Living in this world, I'm glad it's Ubi's template that's become the "generic" open-world model. We could've done a fuck of a lot worse.

Thinking about it, I can work with the vegan thing. Could even be an opportunity for me. There would be jokes though, and I still reserve the right to eat human meat if the opportunity ever organically presents itself.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on November 18, 2019, 02:38:28 PM
I was into Esch until I found out he was a Jay-Z stan. I don't even hate Jay-Z--I'm sane! It's just a weird celebrity for an intelligent person to stan over. Like, it would be less strange if he were an Andy Griffith or Art Linkletter fanboy.

That's fine, more vegan curry for me. :heart

I don't believe I've had the opportunity to objectify Esch for potential positive bullet points, but that vegan thing isn't very promising--what the fuck would we even talk about?

...You need to objectify Esch? :wtf I mean Esch is pretty adorable without the plus/minuses, IMO.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: EchoRin on November 18, 2019, 02:45:08 PM
Esch is great. Balances things out with some of the vile shit you see in the "other forums" thread that goes beyond a good lighthearted laugh. Not that I see Esch there. I mean more in general with how he brings a little more sanity to this forum.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: team filler on November 18, 2019, 03:00:01 PM
esch the golden buddha  :rejoice
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: Tasty on November 19, 2019, 10:46:15 AM
I miss old Esch

Did Esch change? :hmm

I mean outside fo shitposting less (and that's possibly due to getting older), Esch seems the same to me? :yeshrug

I'm waaaay happier and more secure now. I use humor and anger as a coping mechanism when my life is bad, so I get where Tastys coming from.

:D That post was me trying to be funny, glad you're doing better these days.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: BisMarckie on November 19, 2019, 11:24:28 AM
Esch(among other few select posters) made me actually read up on some stuff and dig deeper into it.
What I am saying: Stop reading so much and stop making me feel deficient on some topics, what are you, a fucking nerd?
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: BisMarckie on November 19, 2019, 11:52:09 AM
I can fully understand that, I need time to dig into a book (unless it is some run of the mill novel), but there are always a million things going on, especially now with a second kid on the way. I do have the goal of reading and gaining a basic understanding of Hegel‘s Enzyklopädie der philosophischen Wissenschaften before I die though.
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: BisMarckie on November 19, 2019, 03:08:31 PM
Once I get to start reading it, I will open a thread where we can discuss Hegel at a grade school level and feel incredibly smart. :jeb
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: team filler on November 19, 2019, 03:28:54 PM
I would put on a saffron robe and follow esch anywhere  :lawd
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: TVC15 on November 19, 2019, 03:34:18 PM
I would put on a saffron robe and follow esch anywhere  :lawd

Has he posted a pic in tight pants?
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: team filler on November 19, 2019, 03:39:38 PM
swallowing down esch's spicy curry jizz  :delicious
Title: Re: Esch Appreciation thread
Post by: thisismyusername on November 19, 2019, 04:27:22 PM
I would put on a saffron robe and follow esch anywhere  :lawd

Has he posted a pic in tight pants?

I don't think so. :(