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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Stoney Mason on January 14, 2015, 12:48:15 AM

Title: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 14, 2015, 12:48:15 AM
I don't follow Nascar but maybe I should start...

Also no where in the article does it say "Ninja" but I think that makes for a better title. Why shouldn't she be!



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DOVER, Del. -- The NASCAR driver known as "The Outlaw" testified Tuesday he believes his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned to him in a blood-splattered gown.

"Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand," Kurt Busch said when his attorney, Rusty Hardin, questioned why he still believed Patricia Driscoll is a hired killer.


In an interview late Tuesday, Driscoll called Busch's assertion "ludicrous," saying he took it "straight from a fictional movie script" she has been working on for eight years and that he has proofread.

Busch, appearing in court again over Driscoll's request for a no-contact order, continued the push of his legal team to discredit his ex as a scorned woman out to destroy his career, portraying her as a character fit for a screenplay.

Busch said Driscoll repeatedly asserted her assassin status and claimed the work took her on missions across Central and South America and Africa.

He recounted one time when the couple was in El Paso, Texas. He said Driscoll left in camouflage gear only to return later wearing a trench coat over an evening gown covered with blood.

A day earlier, Busch said his ex-girlfriend told him she was a mercenary who killed people for a living and had shown him pictures of bodies with gunshot wounds.

Busch said Tuesday that Driscoll had claimed that a female character in "Zero Dark Thirty," a film depicting the CIA's hunt for Osama bin Laden, was a composite of her and other women.

Last month, Michael Doncheff, who served as a personal assistant to Busch and Driscoll, said an ailing Driscoll told him in September that she had been picked up by a big man and slammed to the ground while helping round up immigrants at the Mexican border, a story Doncheff considered "far-fetched."

Doncheff said Driscoll also asserted that she was a trained assassin for the U.S. government and once told him, "I take down foreign governments. I own Washington."


During the hearing, which stretched over four days, neither Driscoll nor her attorney refuted the testimony.

In a telephone interview with The Associated Press late Tuesday, Driscoll dismissed Busch's assertions.

"These statements made about being a trained assassin, hired killer, are ludicrous and without basis and are an attempt to destroy my credibility," Driscoll said. "Not even Rusty Hardin believes this."

"I find it interesting that some of the outlandish claims come straight from a fictional movie script I've been working on for eight years," Driscoll added.

Busch testified Monday that he decided to end his relationship with Driscoll after a race last fall because she was monopolizing his schedule and he needed to focus on racing.

Driscoll said Busch assaulted her in his motorhome at Dover International Speedway a week later, grabbing her by the throat and slamming her head into a wall three times. Busch and his attorneys have denied the allegations, which are the subject of a separate criminal investigation. Driscoll's attorney, Carolyn McNeice, cross-examined Busch on Tuesday, but few of her questions dealt directly with the assault allegations.

Busch has testified that he repeatedly told Driscoll to leave after she showed up unannounced at his motorhome, finally cupping her cheeks in his hands, looking her in the eye and telling her she had to go.

"He advised that her head tapped the wall as he was doing that," Detective James Wood testified Tuesday, recounting Busch's interview with Dover police in November.

Richard Andrew Sniffen, a Christian music minister who performs at NASCAR outreach events and befriended Busch and Driscoll, said Driscoll told him on the night of the alleged assault only that Busch had pushed her and that she hit her head. Sniffen said Driscoll was upset, angry and brokenhearted, but that she never said she was afraid of Busch and seemed intent on reconciling.

That attitude shifted in the weeks that followed, Sniffen said, with Driscoll going "from a broken heart looking for love and reconciliation to anger and a little bit of revenge."

"I will destroy him," Sniffen said Driscoll told him, adding that she repeatedly said she would take Busch down.

A court ruling on Driscoll's request for a no-contact order is expected later this month or in early February.

http://espn.go.com/racing/nascar/cup/story/_/id/12161197/kurt-busch-says-ex-girlfriend-patricia-driscoll-was-trained-assassin


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Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: dkdk on January 14, 2015, 01:15:16 AM
*looks at the wife*

yeah i wouldn't be surprised to find out she had some murders under her belt.
Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: TVC15 on January 14, 2015, 01:16:28 AM
Yet he's the one dressed more similar to Uma in Kill Bill.
Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: mormapope on January 14, 2015, 01:18:05 AM
The look on her face.

"I married a fucking Nascar driver, all these cars and shit. His balls smell so bad after a race."
Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2015, 01:22:22 AM
Bathtub meth is a hell of drug
Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: TVC15 on January 14, 2015, 01:22:41 AM
I bet his balls smell awesome, dude.
Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: mormapope on January 14, 2015, 01:24:26 AM
Not good enough apparently  :hitler
Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: Yeti on January 14, 2015, 04:00:54 AM
If you think your wife is a cold-blooded assassin, it would probably be a good idea to at least share your umbrella with her.
Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 14, 2015, 09:15:19 AM
*looks at the wife*

yeah i wouldn't be surprised to find out she had some murders under her belt.

More like a black widow than black ops, amirite?
Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 14, 2015, 09:18:30 AM
Somebody get that Scott stahp or whatever he's called guy. These two should collaborate on a video or something.
Title: Re: Nascar Driver married to trained ninja assassin
Post by: chronovore on January 14, 2015, 11:33:16 PM
Every NASCAR wife needs her hobby. Dude should be more supportive.