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Title: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: pilonv1 on January 20, 2015, 05:03:33 AM
Wrong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj2J9_FXyJ0

:goty  :-X :auscry
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: toku on January 20, 2015, 05:07:39 AM
My high school cafeteria used to get Papa Johns for lunch like twice a week. There is bad pizza. This also looks awful.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2015, 05:45:02 AM
I'll take shitty dominos over papa johns and pizza hut any day of the week.

Truly bad pizza is DiGiorno though.

Go fuck yourself. I'd take DiGiorno over Pizza Hut and Papa John. And keep in mind that I went for years without a microwave, only getting one after Van Cruncheon bought me one out of disgust due to not owning one. Pizza Hut is gross. Pap John is vile. DiGiorno is. . .acceptable.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 06:32:41 AM
I'll take shitty dominos over papa johns and pizza hut any day of the week.

Truly bad pizza is DiGiorno though.

DiGiorno is gross and salty. I do enjoy a good frozen pizza now and then but Digiorno and Red Baron can hit the bushes head first.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: benjipwns on January 20, 2015, 07:07:55 AM
(http://www.digiorno.com/content/images/products/11191-box-l.png)

 :rejoice
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: mormapope on January 20, 2015, 07:44:06 AM
(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/homeruninn.jpg)

 :aah
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 07:53:17 AM
(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/homeruninn.jpg)

 :aah

Winner
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: bork on January 20, 2015, 08:37:00 AM
Never liked Papa John's.  Always tasted nasty to me.

(http://www.digiorno.com/content/images/products/11191-box-l.png)

 :rejoice

This style actually does taste pretty decent, yeah.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Reb on January 20, 2015, 08:39:24 AM
Just make your own pizza.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Reb on January 20, 2015, 08:40:17 AM
Also, is this an international thing?

(http://www.pizzarette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/896x350-pizzarette-family.jpg)
(http://www.pizzarette.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/896x350hexagonal1.jpg)
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 08:51:05 AM
Da fuk is that?
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2015, 08:52:57 AM
The only truly inedible pizza I've ever had was from a chinese buffet.  You could literally knock on the crust and it sounded like you were banging on the doors of a great hall.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 08:54:44 AM
The only truly inedible pizza I've ever had was from a chinese buffet.  You could literally knock on the crust and it sounded like you were banging on the doors of a great hall.


This place makes the worst pizza I have ever had

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/CiCis_Pizza.png)

Went there once. Never again.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: benjipwns on January 20, 2015, 09:03:41 AM
I don't know how they stay in business other than they must make those "pizzas" for like ten cents. There was a pizza buffet that opened in my town as a kid and basically it was just fat families from the trailer park behind it sitting there eating pizza and drinking pop with the kids "running" around all day/night long after a couple months.

It went out of business in case that's not obvious.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 09:06:24 AM
I don't know how they stay in business other than they must make those "pizzas" for like ten cents. There was a pizza buffet that opened in my town as a kid and basically it was just fat families from the trailer park behind it sitting there eating pizza and drinking pop with the kids "running" around all day/night long after a couple months.

It went out of business in case that's not obvious.

That is pretty much my experience. Went with a Jewish guy I worked with because he owed me lunch for losing a bet. Of course it would be a 4.99 all you can eat pizza buffet.  :snoop

We got our cups, sat down, and I proceeded to notice about 50 families who clearly had no working members allowing their kids to beat the shit out of each other, ruin the few games they did have, antagonize every table, and of course, sneeze everywhere.

Ugh
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: mormapope on January 20, 2015, 09:25:28 AM
When it comes to pizza buffets:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Pizza_Ranch_logo.png)

Pizza ranch is alright. I was baked as fuck when I went so I can't tell if the food was actually decent or if I was being forgiving. Its around $10 or $11 per head though. A lot of stuff besides pizza.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 20, 2015, 09:25:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5N563IU.jpg)

 :noah
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 20, 2015, 09:32:51 AM
I lived on Totinos for almost a year after I moved out of my parents house. :noah
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Rufus on January 20, 2015, 09:58:21 AM
Also, is this an international thing?

(http://www.pizzarette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/896x350-pizzarette-family.jpg)
(http://www.pizzarette.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/896x350hexagonal1.jpg)
Seems fun, but I'd probably like to have all spots to myself. Those tiny things will go in three bites and there's no way the next one will be ready in time.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Yeti on January 20, 2015, 09:59:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5N563IU.jpg)

 :noah

I can never get this to cook evenly, there will be parts of the crust on the bottom that are completely charcoaled, hardened and dried out. Yet there will be spots on top where it is cold, the cheese is unmelted, and it is floppy and moist.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 20, 2015, 11:14:37 AM
I lived on Totinos for almost a year after I moved out of my parents house. :noah

Me too.


And I got E. Coli from some (later it was revealed) recalled meat ones :lol never have I been sick like that before or since. At one point I was taking shits like pouring out a bucket of hot water into the toilet.

Worst part was I was still eating them trying to feel better...
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 20, 2015, 12:06:07 PM
Roll up a Party Pizza like a burrito, then the real party starts
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 12:09:04 PM
I lived on Totinos for almost a year after I moved out of my parents house. :noah

Me too.


And I got E. Coli from some (later it was revealed) recalled meat ones :lol never have I been sick like that before or since. At one point I was taking shits like pouring out a bucket of hot water into the toilet.
 

Worst part was I was still eating them trying to feel better...

Come on man, toughen up, I can pull that off mixing chipotle and beer in the same night.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 20, 2015, 12:22:54 PM
Naw, listen, I have ibs, I've had a lot of diarrhea in my day. This wasn't just watery shit, it just was water. I had a hot water tap on my back end with the flow of a fire hose. I lost so much weight :lol should have gone to hospital :lol

Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: sarslip on January 20, 2015, 12:32:52 PM
frozen pizzas  :heh


The worst thing about Papa John's is Papa John himself. smug cunt. you can definitely tell hes the kind of guy who farts in a chair in the workplace and just lets himself marinate in it, enjoying the smell.

better ingredients, better farts
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Mr. Nobody on January 20, 2015, 02:04:59 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UtMBepj-m1U/TvEjvN6h2mI/AAAAAAAAB94/R-8dZXf-f4Y/s1600/square_cafeteria_pizza.jpg)

It's a crime against children  :pacspit
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 02:06:17 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UtMBepj-m1U/TvEjvN6h2mI/AAAAAAAAB94/R-8dZXf-f4Y/s1600/square_cafeteria_pizza.jpg)

It's a crime against children  :pacspit


7 year old me says:


Pretzel  :mouf

Pizza :mouf

Chocolate milk :mouf

Corn shaped shit   :tocry

Fruit cocktail with none of the good fruit? :tocry
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: bork on January 20, 2015, 02:12:59 PM

That is pretty much my experience. Went with a Jewish guy I worked with because he owed me lunch for losing a bet. Of course it would be a 4.99 all you can eat pizza buffet.  :snoop

:comeon
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 02:13:29 PM

That is pretty much my experience. Went with a Jewish guy I worked with because he owed me lunch for losing a bet. Of course it would be a 4.99 all you can eat pizza buffet.  :snoop

:comeon

Not hating, my dude plays the role perfectly.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Mr. Nobody on January 20, 2015, 02:14:02 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UtMBepj-m1U/TvEjvN6h2mI/AAAAAAAAB94/R-8dZXf-f4Y/s1600/square_cafeteria_pizza.jpg)

It's a crime against children  :pacspit

Storm I'm going to be honest here:

I think this food service cafeteria pizza might be better than CiCis.

Shit is truly, truly garbage.

Good lord. I've never had CiCis but I don't think I ever will now.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: mormapope on January 20, 2015, 02:14:52 PM
Absolute shit school lunch has been the norm for a while. Good school lunch is a rarity.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 02:15:08 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UtMBepj-m1U/TvEjvN6h2mI/AAAAAAAAB94/R-8dZXf-f4Y/s1600/square_cafeteria_pizza.jpg)

It's a crime against children  :pacspit

Storm I'm going to be honest here:

I think this food service cafeteria pizza might be better than CiCis.

Shit is truly, truly garbage.

Good lord. I've never had CiCis but I don't think I ever will now.

I am not lying at all when I say the microwave square pizza we use to buy at the local bowling alley is better than CiCi's pizza.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 20, 2015, 04:56:08 PM
Supposedly they changed their ingredients recently. I liked the Ham and cheese pizza they make with the white sauce, and a couple of their other specialty pizzas. It's five bucks. I don't expect anything worth a shit for that. I'll eat any kind of pizza and find something to like about it, though.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Positive Touch on January 20, 2015, 05:11:30 PM
good Christ wtf are they doing to that perfectly good mozzarella

I'll assume that since there are no comments addressing it that none of you have ever had the distinct pleasure of eating vegemite
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Positive Touch on January 20, 2015, 05:14:14 PM
did you watch the commercial? it's stuffed crust with vegemite coated mozzarella
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 20, 2015, 05:19:22 PM
Yeah, I don't think I'd find anything to like about that.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 20, 2015, 05:23:29 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UtMBepj-m1U/TvEjvN6h2mI/AAAAAAAAB94/R-8dZXf-f4Y/s1600/square_cafeteria_pizza.jpg)

It's a crime against children  :pacspit

What the hell, man? We never got pretzels! :fbm
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 20, 2015, 05:27:16 PM
We used to get french fries, and I'd wrap the pizza around a handful to make a taco-like thing.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: FatalT on January 20, 2015, 05:33:51 PM
I don't really like Papa John's because the cheese or the sauce are made differently than all the other pizza chains. It screws up my throat something fierce and causes me to have trouble breathing :X
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2015, 05:35:29 PM
Papa John's is probably the worst pizza around here (Michigan). I like their five cheese pizza but that's about it. Everything else is rather bland, especially the crust. It's not "bad" just...completely forgettable. Especially their meats.

Our best pizza is a local place (I think), Aubree's. However my go-to tends to be dat $5 hot n ready from Little Caesar's. Cheap, no wait...and they put garlic butter on the crust for 50 cents. You can also get parm sauce on it but fuck that, I have parm cheese at home.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 05:36:54 PM
We used to get french fries, and I'd wrap the pizza around a handful to make a taco-like thing.

We use to get them with potato "mounds" which were good as fuck but defiled the law of physics.

Man you could get a chocolate milk and maybe even a pudding pop back in my days in terms of trade value.

Feed black children satin's potato goop at a black school  brehs
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Rufus on January 20, 2015, 05:40:52 PM
generally vegemite is a little overhated. it's not the worst thing, definitely an acquired taste and definitely a less is more

marmite can eat a dick though
I thought those were the same thing.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: toku on January 20, 2015, 05:42:12 PM
Used to fucking love these even if it was basically like eating two lava hot bricks with cheese on top:
(http://i.imgur.com/yydvjs2.jpg)
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 20, 2015, 05:43:20 PM
I remember when I went to a catholic school to play football enhance my educational references they served Pizza Hut on pizza day. Blew my fucking mind.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: mormapope on January 20, 2015, 05:45:56 PM
Pizza Hut was served everyday at my highschool.

But they took out vending machines that had soda.

But you could get a slurpee at the school store.

But They had baked doritos instead of regular ole doritos.

Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2015, 05:48:25 PM
Homeschool lunch :obama

It could be leftovers from last night's dinner or just about anything else.

Then when I went to high school there were a bunch of restaurants on campus. So technically I only had "school lunches" in 1st-3rd grade before I started homeschool.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: cool breeze on January 20, 2015, 05:50:18 PM
Used to fucking love these even if it was basically like eating two lava hot bricks with cheese on top:
(http://i.imgur.com/yydvjs2.jpg)

sometimes I ate them with a spoon because the crust was rock hard.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 20, 2015, 05:50:53 PM
Pizza Hut was served everyday at my highschool.

Yeah, well, not all of us went to school at Phillips Exeter.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Positive Touch on January 20, 2015, 05:56:46 PM
pizza hut and restaurants at high school. from the depths of my soul, I say fuck you :pacspit
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: mormapope on January 20, 2015, 05:59:33 PM
Guys, Pizza Hut has been served in all highschools around my area for the past decade  :lol

School lunch is still shitty. Orientation between dry sandwiches and overly wet "Mexican" salads and tacos. You either pay for shit or you pay a premium to get one of three flavors of Pizza Hut.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 20, 2015, 06:01:33 PM
This thread's making me hungry, I'm gonna go get some Pizza Hut.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: chronovore on January 20, 2015, 06:21:56 PM
Frozen pizza was a go-to growing up. It’s fun to eat, and easy to prepare, but it should be qualified as a snack food.

Vegemite is pretty horrible.
Title: Re: No such thing as bad pizza?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 20, 2015, 07:51:41 PM
Cici's is bad. I went there recently because I was like "ehh, it can't really be as bad as I remembered right?" but it was.