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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on January 21, 2015, 01:11:10 PM

Title: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Eschaton on January 21, 2015, 01:11:10 PM: Whose idea was this :rofl

http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/21/technology/windows-10/

Win 10 looks alright tho
Title: Re: MS naming their personal assistant siri equivalent 'Cortana' :hole Win 10 reveal
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 21, 2015, 01:37:08 PM: bring back clippy instead
Title: Re: MS naming their personal assistant siri equivalent 'Cortana' :hole Win 10 reveal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 21, 2015, 01:38:13 PM: Be mad about something you can turn off as soon as you get your phone/pc/tablet
Title: Re: MS naming their personal assistant siri equivalent 'Cortana' :hole Win 10 reveal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 21, 2015, 01:46:32 PM: Need to see it in motion. 11 arguably looks like it has better distance rendering to my untrained eyes.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 21, 2015, 01:51:40 PM: Free is the right price. I wasn't gonna buy it so at least I get it no matter what now.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Himu on January 21, 2015, 01:55:44 PM: Oh shit, it's free?

what is this about cortana? Isn't that already in windows phone? MS is high on pimping that Halo jizz.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 21, 2015, 02:00:31 PM: Quote from: Queen of Ice on January 21, 2015, 01:55:44 PM
Oh shit, it's free?

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-30924022
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Himu on January 21, 2015, 02:02:29 PM: Can you use this for photoshop?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: headwalk on January 21, 2015, 02:13:30 PM: gays.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 21, 2015, 02:14:44 PM: Quote from: headwalk on January 21, 2015, 02:13:30 PM
gays.

3D HD gay sex to be more accurate sir.

You can now pretend to be eiffel towered by 2 of the three Jonas Brothers at once.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 21, 2015, 02:16:17 PM: Quote from: Esch on January 21, 2015, 02:14:21 PM
What a boring section. Just nadella talking about the windows new philosophy.

Do even shareholders care for these parts of speeches?

At this point I would usually just listen for buzzwords such as "investment" or "timeframe" while I was playing trivia crack.

Start with high point
blather blather blather
End with high point
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: MCD on January 21, 2015, 02:35:18 PM: everything looked awesome.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 21, 2015, 02:40:22 PM: Quote from: Esch on January 21, 2015, 02:17:59 PM
blah blah blah synergy

blah blah blah philosophy

blah blah blah anecdote about children :beli

blah blah blah connectivity

blah blah blah we named something else after Halo
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Brehvolution on January 21, 2015, 02:42:02 PM: How long is it until the monthly sub starts?

Drinky prophesied about DX12 :noah
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 21, 2015, 02:42:43 PM: They hit a few words we don't like on their investor's summary we got a few days ago

We invested a lot of time in this: :beli

Still working out some bugs :kobeyuck

Future returns seem to be great :tocry
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 21, 2015, 02:45:20 PM: MS always the masters of making cool bullet points! :bow

Then the consumer gets the product .... :goty2
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 21, 2015, 03:36:42 PM: I was on the floor above "Project Analog" (what is now called Hololens) on my last contract ... the whole floor was completely sealed off to anyone not on that project. Glad to finally find out what the hell they were working on there!
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2015, 03:41:53 PM: I KNOW NOTHING :cody
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 21, 2015, 03:42:54 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2015, 03:41:53 PM
I KNOW NOTHING :cody

We believe you

:gaben
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: thisismyusername on January 21, 2015, 04:36:57 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 21, 2015, 02:14:44 PM
Quote from: headwalk on January 21, 2015, 02:13:30 PM
gays.

3D HD gay sex to be more accurate sir.

You can now pretend to be eiffel towered by 2 of the three Jonas Brothers at once.

Not good technology until said Jonas Brothers dicks are 3D modeled.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Purple Filth on January 21, 2015, 05:26:09 PM: Free

(http://i.imgur.com/rPNCqww.jpg)

:hitler
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Rufus on January 21, 2015, 05:33:58 PM: Free upgrade from 8?
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: toku on January 21, 2015, 06:00:18 PM: Gonna need some cliffnotes.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Take My Breh Away on January 21, 2015, 06:02:22 PM: AR Porn. Immediate advantages as you are not blind like using VR :rejoice

(http://i.imgur.com/ZAYRV1o.gif)
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: headwalk on January 21, 2015, 06:13:53 PM: Quote from: Take My Breh Away on January 21, 2015, 06:02:22 PM
AR Porn. Immediate advantages as you are not blind like using VR :rejoice

(http://i.imgur.com/ZAYRV1o.gif)

"Honey, why did you get me a morphsuit for Valentines? "
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Rufus on January 21, 2015, 06:19:33 PM: Free upgrade in the first year, from Win 7 and on!? Wow.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 21, 2015, 09:12:59 PM: Quote from: Rufus on January 21, 2015, 06:19:33 PM
Free upgrade in the first year, from Win 7 and on!? Wow.

I thought it was just an upgrade from Windows 8, but if you can in on it with Win 7 then I am so there.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2015, 09:17:40 PM: Can't wait to go to Father Mike's house and ask Cortana to show me his browsing history. Then call the cops.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Barraco Barner on January 22, 2015, 09:32:06 AM: I've been using the Win 10 Tech Preview for a while now, it's good.
Title: Re: Cortana, Power Gloves and Holograms :holeup Win 10 reveal
Post by: Take My Breh Away on January 22, 2015, 10:01:00 AM: Quote from: headwalk on January 21, 2015, 06:13:53 PM
Quote from: Take My Breh Away on January 21, 2015, 06:02:22 PM
AR Porn. Immediate advantages as you are not blind like using VR :rejoice

(http://i.imgur.com/ZAYRV1o.gif)

"Honey, why did you get me a morphsuit for Valentines? "

You don't even need markers or chromakey. You can replace your wife with your waifu without her knowing :uguu