Ate Little Caesars, attempted to fart, sad leakage came out instead. Had to crab walk to the bathroom.
were you in a public place or the safe comfort of your own home
Are we distinguishing between a little shart or full blow shitting yourself?
definitely both count, but the severity of the shame depends on where it happens. for example fully shitting yourself at home is awful but hey, you're at home. now on the other hand sharting yourself even a little when you're out and about and have no access to a washing machine, shower and fresh clothes sounds pretty terrible.
I managed to extricate myself from the situation with such minimal social damage I really don't feel like sharing the story
spill the beans
at first I came in here to say "god no, wtf dude" but then I remembered the hellish night after I got food poisoning from a shitty Hardees burger :fbm
what was actually worse tho was years ago when I was a dumbass kid hitchhiking around knowing full well I had a tiny bladder. spent twelve hours going thru the Utah desert at HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO EXPLODE levels of pain. twelve fucking hours. worst day ever.
shitting yourself as a full grown man is an all too real brush with the lowest parts of your own humanity. theres pretty much no other way you can humiliate yourself more.
We have the hose, or the douche hose if you will. Shit, wash your ass, and then wipe :aah
My biggest struggle in the US was adapting to a no hose/water spray in bathrooms world. Shit was tough, y'all :tocry
This was back in my college days. Woke up an hour early due to a bad case of the shits. Was in the toilet for basically the entire hour before heading off to my business calc class.:bow Giantbomb :bow2
Not much trouble in class, there was a test, finished it and went home. As I was chilling on my computer browsing Giantbomb IIRC, I decided to let one rip. Got more than I bargained for as I waddled all the way to the bathroom, with only a small bit of shit falling off my shorts onto the floor.
Pooping is disgusting.But like most disgusting things, it feels so good.
My biggest struggle in the US was adapting to a no hose/water spray in bathrooms world. Shit was tough, y'all :tocrybidet master race :rejoice
This thread is starting to read like a support thread for pant-shitters. What kind of chips y'all give away if you manage not to poop yourselves for a year?
it's a perfect storm of suspect diet choice, butthole integrity, bathroom availability, and bad luck. your day will come soon, you cleanpants
godspeed brandnew.
Brian, did you end up having to sit in your own stew as you drive home? And if so, did the juices leak through your pants onto the car seat?
A_I_A would never publicly admit it though.
So how many times have you pooped yourself off the field?
So how many times have you pooped yourself off the field?
Off the field? Never.
Pissed myself real good once, had too much to drink and had to drive about an hour at 1am. All back roads in whiteyville so I had two choices....get out of my car, drunk, in the country to piss on the side of the road and pray a sheriff/statey wasn't there or piss myself and suck it up. I chose the latter.
Edit: To note: Ohio seems to have more cops than any other state in the Union. Horrible place to drive drunk fyi.
Okay, I'll fess up. I was on Koh Phangan Thailand, and I'd been there about a week, going to beach parties every night. The previous night I'd gotten out of control on mushroom shakes, while also taking down 2-3 buckets, which each had a full flask of whiskey and some amphetamine-laced Thai energy drink. I think at some point, I accidentally smoked black tar heroin thinking it was hash. I smoked like two packs of cigarettes that night, and also drank many beers. Finally I drove home on a motorcycle over hilly jungle roads.
Point is, that morning I should have been dead. Yet something within me still clung to life. I stumbled out of the beach bungalow that I was sharing with some British lads and girls to smoke a cigarette. I was wearing my board shorts from the night before. As I was smoking, I had the urge to fart, but instead all my sins of the past few days came pouring out.
There was no hiding this. It was visibly running down my legs. In the bungalow, the others had woken up, and I could hear that they were looking for me so that we could all go get breakfast. I crouched down in he bushes, shit and dirt mixing together on my legs into a grimy outer shell. These were the most intense moments of my life. One of the lads' hawk-like gaze nearly found me out on more than one occasion. Finally they left. I dashed into the bungalow, grabbed a towel, and sprinted out to the water. The evidence washed off me in the cool morning waters of the Gulf of Thailand.
Later I caught up with the others at breakfast, and no one ever suspected.
Had arbys before my flight today. Was shoving the hell out of old people to get off after landing to make it to a bathroom
have I somehow ensorcelled this board into shitting itselfIt really was a bad day for me though. My stomach didn't feel right since I woke up and then I ended up vomiting at about 10am. Pretty sure the pineapples that I ate the night before was the cause of this. I also felt like I had to shit a couple of times, but it was usually nothing. Sometime in the afternoon I was laying on my back on my bed and felt what I thought was a fart. Nope. I launched out of my bed as soon as I felt it and ran to the bathroom. Instantly thought of this thread when it happened. :lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1005406 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1005406)
:what
look at how many people are lying itt