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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 01:07:01 AM

Title: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 01:07:01 AM: I figure this will be discussed in IRC anyway, so why not make a thread about it.

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well, i guess the jig is up now that whiteman dished to you about my desire to roughride you like a dirty cowgirl. yeah, he's not lying or toying with you. i am real, i do exist, and i'd really like to take you from behind with my 6 inches. i like your taste in music, and TV shows (24), too.

I told him to add 2 inches to the size of his dick, too. I'm guessing he did not take my advice.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 22, 2007, 01:08:09 AM: Alright its me i admit it.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Bacon on January 22, 2007, 01:11:02 AM: He seems like quite the sweet talker.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 01:11:41 AM: Quote from: Bacon on January 22, 2007, 01:11:02 AM
He seems like quite the sweet talker.

I gave him some tips. Namely that cloud is a DIRTY DIRTY GIRL.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: bagofeyes on January 22, 2007, 01:12:38 AM: I don't think I've ever admired someone
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 01:13:28 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on January 22, 2007, 01:12:38 AM
I don't think I've ever admired someone

u ever jerk it to a Sears catalog?
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: bagofeyes on January 22, 2007, 01:15:06 AM: I've jerked off to TV guide before :-\
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Beezy on January 22, 2007, 01:16:13 AM: Big deal. I'd roughride cloudwalking too. You don't see me sending secret messages.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 01:21:48 AM: I'd still jerk it to Sears catalogs. That is like vintage porn for my generation. I would pay for access to a website that hosted scans of almost racy shots from milquetoast catalogs.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Bacon on January 22, 2007, 01:22:11 AM: Why does it have to be so dirty. Doesn't anyone want to make love to cloudwalking in the missionary position while looking longingly into her eyes?
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 01:24:02 AM: Quote from: Bacon on January 22, 2007, 01:22:11 AM
Why does it have to be so dirty. Doesn't anyone want to make love to cloudwalking in the missionary position while looking longingly into her eyes?

Cloudwalking doesn't want that. We know she is a dirty, filthy canadian that likes it in the bum. She's probably off shoving things in her ass as we speak.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Bacon on January 22, 2007, 01:26:14 AM: Daddy's little girl.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Diablos on January 22, 2007, 01:26:34 AM: Sounds like PhoenixDark learned how to use proxies.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 01:28:23 AM: Quote from: Diablos on January 22, 2007, 01:26:34 AM
Sounds like PhoenixDark learned how to use proxies.

If it was PD, he wouldn't mention the dick size if it was only 6 inches. Also, cloud has additional details on the SEXRET ADMIRER.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 22, 2007, 01:30:06 AM: Did she mention that this admirer was Super cool. Cause then its me.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Diablos on January 22, 2007, 01:30:49 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2007, 01:28:23 AM
Quote from: Diablos on January 22, 2007, 01:26:34 AM
Sounds like PhoenixDark learned how to use proxies.

If it was PD, he wouldn't mention the dick size if it was only 6 inches.

He would if he was behind a proxy!
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 22, 2007, 01:31:57 AM: Its me i admit it. I've got the 4 inches to back it up.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 01:32:03 AM: Obviously it wasn't me

Although I would gladly pay Cloudwalking's bus mileage to come down here and...visit me
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: drozmight on January 22, 2007, 04:51:39 AM: I'd FF cloud.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: etiolate on January 22, 2007, 04:54:46 AM: I'd final fantasy her too.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: cloudwalking on January 22, 2007, 06:22:48 AM: Oh my. :o I wonder who it is :-\
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Bloodwake on January 22, 2007, 09:46:22 AM: Because we all know that the fastest way to fucking a girl is to flat out tell them on the internet and accompany that with an underwelming dick size.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2007, 10:41:34 AM: It was me and I'm doing daily dick stretching exercises so I can add 2 inches to my penis size so there will be no disappointment :-*
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 11:32:32 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on January 22, 2007, 09:46:22 AM
Because we all know that the fastest way to fucking a girl is to flat out tell them on the internet and accompany that with an underwelming dick size.

Listen, Doctor distinguished mentally-challenged fellow:

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I gave him some tips. Namely that cloud is a DIRTY DIRTY GIRL.

He wasn't even as extreme as I wanted him to be.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 22, 2007, 12:13:39 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on January 22, 2007, 09:46:22 AM
Because we all know that the fastest way to fucking a girl is to flat out tell them on the internet and accompany that with an underwelming dick size.

Yo six inches is NOT underwhelming

/sensitive
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: APF on January 22, 2007, 12:42:44 PM: On my date Saturday night we went to this one bar/restaurant where the bartender reminded me of Cloudwalking (from what I've seen of her pics here); she was cute and fun, young, flirty, dancing around to the music essentially begging for tips from the lonely guys at the bar.

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Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 12:50:31 PM: My original suggestion was to work in a Victorian-styled metaphorical conceit. I believe it was something along the lines of "I want to ride your ass like a hog until my love snot comes flying out from your nose." You see, the metaphor is that snot usually comes out of your nose, but here it is his love snot, aka semen.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: a bell will ring on January 22, 2007, 11:59:48 PM: It's the new lonelygirl15. Or more fittingly, lonelypenis6.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: drozmight on January 23, 2007, 12:17:28 AM: How about, "I'd thrust into your mouth a throbbing member, until such time as love snot flies from your nose?"

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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! LOL!

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Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: brawndolicious on January 23, 2007, 12:19:25 AM: Quote from: drozmight on January 23, 2007, 12:17:28 AM
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Flames of Callandor wants to cyber with cloud, he's not dirty enough. I think.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: cloudwalking on January 23, 2007, 12:31:16 AM: This guy is a seriously mediocre stalker. I haven't gotten any creepy phonecalls or anything yet.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 23, 2007, 01:25:07 PM: I wouldn't be surprised if it was FoC
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 23, 2007, 04:36:58 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 23, 2007, 01:25:07 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if it was FoC

It's not. This is a personal friend of mine. Plan is he comes on IRC tonite.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 23, 2007, 04:38:46 PM: :O

Cloud has so many suiters :-[
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: DJ_Tet on January 23, 2007, 05:31:20 PM: Cloud's a dirty girl?

I didn't know :(

Hey, wanna read some stories? :-*
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: TVC15 on January 23, 2007, 05:32:27 PM: Tet, within 4 minutes of finding out about a secret admirer, she was going on about how much she needed a deep dickin'.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: DJ_Tet on January 23, 2007, 05:56:33 PM: That's hot. I bet she's a minx.
Title: Re: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING!
Post by: Bacon on January 23, 2007, 07:14:05 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 23, 2007, 05:32:27 PM
Tet, within 4 minutes of finding out about a secret admirer, she was going on about how much she needed a deep dickin'.

She didn't start saying deep dickin' until I told her she needed some deep dickin'.