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Title: is your neckbeard ready for live action Zelda on Netflix?
Post by: Eschaton on February 06, 2015, 05:18:59 PM
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/02/06/legend-of-zelda-netflix-series/

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“The Legend of Zelda,” one of the most popular videogame series of all time, is in the works as a television show at Netflix.

The video streaming service is in the early stages of developing a live action series based on “Zelda,” about an ordinary boy named Link who must rescue a princess named Zelda and save a fantasy world called Hyrule, said a person familiar with the matter. As it seeks writers to work on the show, Netflix is describing it as “Game of Thrones” for a family audience, this person said.

The “Zelda” games have traditionally included swords and sorcery, like “Game of Thrones” or “Lord of the Rings,” but typically with a more light-hearted, kid-friendly tone.

Netflix is said to be working closely with Nintendo, the Japanese game developer that has made about 20 “The Legend of Zelda” games since the original, which was released in the U.S. in 1987.

Nintendo is very protective of its intellectual property and has allowed few adaptations over the years. An animated “Legend of Zelda” series ran for just one season in 1989. A 1993 movie based on Nintendo’s “Super Mario Bros.” was an infamous bomb.

As it is still seeking a writer to work on the series, Netflix has a long road to travel before a “Legend of Zelda” series actually becomes a reality. It’s also possible that Netflix or Nintendo will kill the project before it gets off the ground.

A Netflix spokeswoman declined to comment. A Nintendo spokeswoman did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMYgcS53Ezk
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Post by: Cheddahz on February 06, 2015, 05:20:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv5OIvwqkvM
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Post by: toku on February 06, 2015, 05:20:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vSUngXP.gif)
Title: Re: is your neckbeard ready for live action Zelda on Netflix?
Post by: Mr. Nobody on February 06, 2015, 05:21:42 PM
Wake me up when Daredevil starts
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2015, 05:22:00 PM
sigh

I could at least be moderately interested in an animated Zelda series. But live action? You know it's going to be cheap looking...
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Post by: toku on February 06, 2015, 05:23:34 PM
Yeah. Crazy thing too PD is Netflix don't make cheap shows. Like they're gonna be throwing at LEAST sixty mill at this when even half that would make a pretty solid animated adventure.
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Post by: toku on February 06, 2015, 05:30:07 PM
fuck a girl with ballad of the windfish on the stereo and this show on mute in the background, call that "PDing"
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Post by: Mr. Nobody on February 06, 2015, 05:30:58 PM
this is gonna be hot :trash but you know you gotta watch just at least a couple episodes to watch the car crash

Only watching it live with people making fun of the fuckery will make it worthwhile though

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The story of me and Empire  :rejoice
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2015, 05:32:39 PM
The problem is that unless you have a really good costume and set designer it's VERY hard to make a fantasy show look sleek on television, regardless of budget. That King Arthur show on Starz had quite an impressive budget but looked very similar to ABC's Merlin miniseries from the 90s. Game Of Thrones had a huge budget but looked pretty damn ugly in S1.

It's not like Zelda even has a truly distinct or noteworthy look either, which means whoever designs it will be leaning on a variety of generic shit. This is gonna be ugly...
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Post by: toku on February 06, 2015, 05:41:30 PM
The problem is that unless you have a really good costume and set designer it's VERY hard to make a fantasy show look sleek on television, regardless of budget. That King Arthur show on Starz had quite an impressive budget but looked very similar to ABC's Merlin miniseries from the 90s. Game Of Thrones had a huge budget but looked pretty damn ugly in S1.

It's not like Zelda even has a truly distinct or noteworthy look either, which means whoever designs it will be leaning on a variety of generic shit. This is gonna be ugly...

Needs to go bright and colorful too imo. They absolute cannot go anywhere near TP style art wise. Broad color palette, light tone and characters. If this is some serious shit even 40% of the time it's gonna fail.
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Post by: cool breeze on February 06, 2015, 05:56:25 PM
if it's actually about Link on his adventure to save Zelda, it can turn out interesting.  that also sounds expensive to have new locations every episode or two with no real main set.  and the way TV shows are, it'd be hard to establish a supporting cast and b story for the episodes. 
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Post by: archie4208 on February 06, 2015, 06:05:38 PM
what if this has no actual VA and just moon noises with subtitles

Then Nintards will be clamoring for Emmy nominations.
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Post by: helios on February 06, 2015, 06:09:00 PM
I want it based on Majora's Mask with Peter Stormare as the Mask Salesman, Danny DeVito as Skullkid, and Mia Khalifa as one of the Gerudo pirates.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 06, 2015, 06:15:01 PM
I really can't imagine this actually working, but I'll watch a few episodes just to see how bad it is.
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Post by: mormapope on February 06, 2015, 06:15:09 PM
I want it based on Majora's Mask with Peter Stormare as the Mask Salesman, Danny DeVito as Skullkid, and Mia Khalifa as one of the Gerudo pirates.

All the Gorons should be Danny Devito and Michael Chiklis , all the Zoras should be voiced by Steve Buscemi, Mask Salesman should be Matthew Mcconaughey, Skullkid should be Lil B.
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Post by: helios on February 06, 2015, 06:21:11 PM
I want it based on Majora's Mask with Peter Stormare as the Mask Salesman, Danny DeVito as Skullkid, and Mia Khalifa as one of the Gerudo pirates.

All the Gorons should be Danny Devito and Michael Chiklis , all the Zoras should be voiced by Steve Buscemi, Mask Salesman should be Matthew Mcconaughey, Skullkid should be Lil B.
Hmm, Danny DeVito wouldn't even need to be put in makeup for that
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 06, 2015, 06:22:38 PM
The combination of Cherokee and Pacific Islander blood in me means my neck doesn't really grow hair.

EXCUSSSSSSE ME, PRINCESS
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2015, 06:26:33 PM
should at least open up some classic trolling opportunities. what better way to show how vapid and empty Zelda is than to turn it into a television show. Gonna be hard for fanboys to defend.
:umad
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Post by: nudemacusers on February 06, 2015, 06:33:10 PM
warming up my gif maker as I type. I'm gonna eat. :rejoice
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Post by: kick51 on February 06, 2015, 06:34:03 PM
lets face it-- it only has to be about a 1/10th as good as an average TV show for fanboys to splooge over it and start throwing around "hey at least it's not boring like the Wire"
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 06, 2015, 06:35:45 PM
Bet my kid watches it, because, you know, it'll be targeted to children. Not man children.
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Post by: Himu on February 06, 2015, 06:36:06 PM
Have to see this for fuckery
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2015, 06:53:14 PM
I hope Link bones Marin.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2015, 07:01:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnTnhmwwUYs
LA>>>LTTP
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Post by: Himu on February 06, 2015, 07:10:13 PM
Shut up pd
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Post by: ToxicAdam on February 06, 2015, 07:13:25 PM
I hope every episode has at least 10 minutes of link pushing blocks.
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Post by: Positive Touch on February 06, 2015, 07:29:04 PM
I'd imagine that if this turns out good it'll be because it will have very little in common with the videogame
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 06, 2015, 07:35:40 PM
I hope it isn't canon, causing much butthurt among gamers.
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Post by: Sausage on February 06, 2015, 08:08:54 PM
Zelda is my all time favorite video game series. So hyped for this!!!!
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 06, 2015, 08:29:53 PM
I hope it isn't canon, causing much butthurt among gamers.

Wouldn't Zelda fans be more upset if it was canon, especially if it was terrible (which it will be)?
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 06, 2015, 08:38:05 PM
So much chicken chasing about to happen
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Post by: pilonv1 on February 06, 2015, 08:54:08 PM
Hope Tingle is in it
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Post by: helios on February 06, 2015, 09:08:46 PM
I want that Kaepora Gaebora in it and deliver awesome monologues that can't be skipped.
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Post by: StealthFan on February 06, 2015, 09:36:38 PM
Netflix usually doesn't make complete shit, besides Hemlock. I expect this to be like Marco Polo, boring but competent.
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Post by: pilonv1 on February 06, 2015, 09:55:38 PM
Netflix usually doesn't make complete shit, besides Hemlock.

That animated horse show looks pretty bad
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Post by: nudemacusers on February 06, 2015, 10:03:54 PM
Netflix usually doesn't make complete shit, besides Hemlock. I expect this to be like Marco Polo, boring but competent.
hopefully with more titties :drool
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Post by: StealthFan on February 06, 2015, 10:36:39 PM
Netflix usually doesn't make complete shit, besides Hemlock.

That animated horse show looks pretty bad
Heard the second half gets a lot better. Still not gonna watch it.
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Post by: StealthFan on February 06, 2015, 10:37:46 PM
Also lettuce be real: this will be a childrens program that has adult feggits watching it. Netflix isn't making this thing for adults. They want parents subscribing so little Jimmy can watch this shit.
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Post by: cool breeze on February 06, 2015, 10:56:03 PM
I hope it isn't canon, causing much butthurt among gamers.

Wouldn't Zelda fans be more upset if it was canon, especially if it was terrible (which it will be)?

you underestimate zelda fans.  these are types to study how hyrule warriors and mario kart 8's link dlc fit into the bogus timeline.
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 07, 2015, 01:36:08 AM
The only thing that could make me less interested in this is if Gary Whitta found a way to get involved.

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Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 07, 2015, 02:35:47 AM
BoJack Horseman isn't bad, you're bad :maf
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Post by: benjipwns on February 07, 2015, 03:22:14 AM
if it's actually about Link on his adventure to save Zelda, it can turn out interesting.  that also sounds expensive to have new locations every episode or two with no real main set.  and the way TV shows are, it'd be hard to establish a supporting cast and b story for the episodes.
DISCLOSURE: I'm assuming I get more than one season just because of the property.

Honestly, I think I would go with establishing Hyrule and stuff as a society, with Link and Zelda kinda side players (as Gotham is kinda doing) and then start to introduce and reveal Ganon as this lingering dark threat (but steal from Ocarina by hiding him as some important regular human dude) before you sweep all the pieces together and establish the stakes with the triforce and blah blah blah and then Link's quest to save Zelda and everything.

I guess Angel is a show where I'd like to ape it by taking what seems small scale and start dropping prophecy shit* and then having it all go to hell as you actually deal with Ganon arriving and taking power. And you can then show how it effects everyone, not just Link and Zelda even as they become the primary characters.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
*And Constantine  :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy
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Post by: benjipwns on February 07, 2015, 03:24:45 AM
Yes, my beard is growing down my neck recently because I've been lazy and it's been cold. Why do you ask?
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 07, 2015, 03:38:40 AM
don't want to start any rumors but I heard Idris Elba is being "strongly considered" for the role of Link.  Excellent choice IMO.
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Post by: benjipwns on February 07, 2015, 03:46:19 AM
I heard Andy Serkis for Zelda, Jane Levy for Tingle and Damian Lewis for Ganon were all basically confirmed.
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 07, 2015, 03:55:08 AM
The Lewis casting is perfect bc of his ability to play characters that should have been killed off after one installation but stick around forever. 
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Post by: benjipwns on February 07, 2015, 04:03:57 AM
If Irdis Elba doesn't work out, I think Gary Whitta can pull some strings and get Jayden Smith in there for Link.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 07, 2015, 10:28:35 AM
I just hope they make it like Zelda meets Full House.

That'd be awesome.
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Post by: Cheddahz on February 07, 2015, 10:29:38 AM
jayden smith as link would be funny and cool and good
Why Save Zelda When We Are All Zelda?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 07, 2015, 11:30:17 AM
Needs a Marvel crossover where Luke Cage jumps out of nowhere and screams "SWEET CHRISTMAS" and punches Link in the dick
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 07, 2015, 11:32:41 AM
No, no, FEMALE link and male Zelda ("Zelder")

oh god at the resulting flood of conflicted tears :lol
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Post by: Yeti on February 07, 2015, 12:36:23 PM
I'm guessing they will do it like a watered down Game of Thrones clone without any of the death and sex and things that actually make Game of Thrones interesting. You'll have House Hyrule, House Goron, House Zora, House Gerudo, and House Kokiri. Maybe even have Tingle in a Hodor type role.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 07, 2015, 02:05:02 PM
Netflix usually doesn't make complete shit, besides Hemlock.

That animated horse show looks pretty bad

Its really good
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
I'll admit it would be kind of cool to play with the "different Links" thing, and have each season feature a new Link in a new setting; which would mean they could eventually have a female Link. First season just do some basic shit, and do it well enough to garner some hype. Then in S2 do OOT.

Or do it like Ameircan Horror Story and bring back the same actors in different roles each season.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 07, 2015, 02:46:20 PM
No, no, FEMALE link and male Zelda ("Zelder")

oh god at the resulting flood of conflicted tears :lol

I heard Benadryl Pumpkinpatch is basically a lock for Zelder
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Post by: octopushover on February 07, 2015, 04:09:21 PM
this is going to be an amazing trainwreck. they can't possibly hit the canon enough for the diehard zelda fans and everyone else will just think it's stupid.
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Post by: Positive Touch on February 07, 2015, 04:16:05 PM
I'll admit it would be kind of cool to play with the "different Links" thing, and have each season feature a new Link in a new setting; which would mean they could eventually have a female Link. First season just do some basic shit, and do it well enough to garner some hype. Then in S2 do OOT.

Or do it like Ameircan Horror Story and bring back the same actors in different roles each season.

http://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 07, 2015, 04:28:37 PM
looooooooolz @ anyone suggesting this is going to be ANYTHING other than a train wreck of epic proportions. Gonna be shit, brehs. Quit pretending.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 07, 2015, 10:27:07 PM
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2015, 05:30:23 PM
yea gotham and arrow are pretty shite
 :jawalrus