Why you worried? He was probably amazed at seeing a thick black dicc IRL.
:mindblown
There are certain things you can do that forfeit your right to safety. The first two that come to mind..
1) Spitting on someone
2) Blatantly looking at someone's dick in the restroom
Talking in the restroom...nope. I'll kinda allow it if I'm in a stall and the other person is at the urinal, but urinal to urinal dialogue? Nah. Also you ever notice how people who talk in the restroom seem to wash their hands less than normal people who don't talk in the restroom? They talk, flush, go to the sink to look in the mirror, and bounce.
:goty2
Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal
:beli
just looks weird, like they're taking pics.
Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal
:beli
just looks weird, like they're taking pics.
now now AiA I gotta rep the stall clique. I pee in the stall 80% of the time breh. And if the handicapped stall is open I'm taking it.
:obama
now now AiA I gotta rep the stall clique. I pee in the stall 80% of the time breh. And if the handicapped stall is open I'm taking it.
:obama
If it's in an office or a non-busy environment I'm okay with it. At a stadium or large event...not so much man.
now now AiA I gotta rep the stall clique. I pee in the stall 80% of the time breh. And if the handicapped stall is open I'm taking it.
:obama
If it's in an office or a non-busy environment I'm okay with it. At a stadium or large event...not so much man.
Yea, I'll use the urinal in this case. But mainly because the stalls at stadiums are horrible and there are so few. SMH @ the stall amounts at the Big House.
i remember being a kid and going over to my next door neighbour's house and their kid was sitting naked on the toilet taking a dump while eating a packet of crisps with the door open.
that was my bootstrap moment.
Imply inferiority of women, brehs
He checked your junk AND didn't wash his hands? Was he an executive at a company?
No seriously, I speak from loads of experience.
Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal
:beli
just looks weird, like they're taking pics.
Why you worried? He was probably amazed at seeing a thick black dicc IRL.
Imply inferiority of women, brehs
Imply?
:jawalrus
Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...
Wrong board :ufup
Imply inferiority of women, brehs
Imply?
:jawalrus
Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...
Wrong board :ufup
Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.
You just walked into a homo hot sport and the dude thought you were on the downlow. No biggie.
He's a Republican, dears. He's all about that "masculine/feminine" stuff.You just walked into a homo hot sport and the dude thought you were on the downlow. No biggie.
You mean to tell me, Am_I_Anonymous isn't like Phoenix Dark!?
Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal
:beli
just looks weird, like they're taking pics.
People mesmerized by their smart phones while in public with infants. :holeup
:lolHe's a Republican, dears. He's all about that "masculine/feminine" stuff.You just walked into a homo hot sport and the dude thought you were on the downlow. No biggie.
You mean to tell me, Am_I_Anonymous isn't like Phoenix Dark!?
Well shit, had I of known I could have had a blow and go....damnit
It's only gay if you make eye contact, right fellas? :whew
It's not gay if you think of it as a woman's penis.
Only a few things are worse than a wet door knob/handle :stahp
Only a few things are worse than a wet door knob/handle :stahp
I got two that are worse
Piss on the floor on the sides of the toilet and the forever damned to hell "I didn't flush when I was done' assfuck.
Only a few things are worse than a wet door knob/handle :stahp
I got two that are worse
Piss on the floor on the sides of the toilet and the forever damned to hell "I didn't flush when I was done' assfuck.
High school bathrooms (http://i6.minus.com/i7h3KK1DuumdM.png)
I'll never forget me and another dude being repulsed at somebody leaving a LOG in the stall.
College and beyond, people got their act together as far as that but some people still don't wash their hands or dry them enough. Some were even professors :goty2
Only a few things are worse than a wet door knob/handle :stahp
Imply inferiority of women, brehs
Imply?
:jawalrus
Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...
Wrong board :ufup
Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.
Sit on a toilet like my wife and have CatsCatsCats as your name and try to take the high ground on masculinity brehs.... :neogaf
Imply inferiority of women, brehs
Imply?
:jawalrus
Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...
Wrong board :ufup
Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.
Sit on a toilet like my wife and have CatsCatsCats as your name and try to take the high ground on masculinity brehs.... :neogaf
I don't get this. What advantage is there to standing up to pee at home? The disadvantage is the small amount of effort to keep it on target and the risk of getting drops of piss outside of the bowl when you do the shake-off at the end. A real man always dabs it with TP to finish but you still have to pump the urine out a little before doing that.
I'm okay with urinal small talk if the other guy is cracking jokes about something relevant.
Imply inferiority of women, brehs
Imply?
:jawalrus
Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...
Wrong board :ufup
Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.
Sit on a toilet like my wife and have CatsCatsCats as your name and try to take the high ground on masculinity brehs.... :neogaf
I don't get this. What advantage is there to standing up to pee at home? The disadvantage is the small amount of effort to keep it on target and the risk of getting drops of piss outside of the bowl when you do the shake-off at the end. A real man always dabs it with TP to finish but you still have to pump the urine out a little before doing that.
Know how I know you have a little PP?
A little peep is OK. Just don't stare.Yeah man, just like cleavage.
Imply inferiority of women, brehs
Imply?
:jawalrus
Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...
Wrong board :ufup
Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.
Sit on a toilet like my wife and have CatsCatsCats as your name and try to take the high ground on masculinity brehs.... :neogaf
I don't get this. What advantage is there to standing up to pee at home? The disadvantage is the small amount of effort to keep it on target and the risk of getting drops of piss outside of the bowl when you do the shake-off at the end. A real man always dabs it with TP to finish but you still have to pump the urine out a little before doing that.
Know how I know you have a little PP?
Nah, even I didn't know. Do you still give points for prettiness?
You know you're supposed to point it down, right?
Like... You're already pointing it down if you're standing... :what
He checked your junk AND didn't wash his hands? Was he an executive at a company?Yeah. The junk-checking is a symptom of entitlement (“I’ve got a right to know!”) and the lack of hand washing is conceit (“Well, it’s not like I’ve got germs.”) -- I’ve seen this behavior too many times.
No seriously, I speak from loads of experience.
Why would you need to read anything while peeing at home tho?
:beli
You don't text, tinder, or use any mobile web shit at home?
(http://i.imgur.com/n6Tgwoy.png)
Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal
:beli
just looks weird, like they're taking pics.
I appreciate the no-gawk rule. My friend broke this rule, looked right at my privates while I was using the urinal.not acorn?
my nickname became turtleneck :fbm
i go to gay bars specifically so gay men can look at my dick in the pisser. their lustful eyes make me feel powerful and desired.
lately ITT men act like women yet demand respect. Silly.
If you sit and pee you ain't nothing but a tenderloin
No reason to sit to pee unless you feel a shit coming on at the same time, but I don't care what any of you do.
I sit to pee at home if it's at home.(http://i.imgur.com/OY2jr7i.gif)
makes it easier to read shit on the phone.
why do you care how long I piss?I sit to pee at home if it's at home.(http://i.imgur.com/OY2jr7i.gif)
makes it easier to read shit on the phone.
How long are you pissing bro?
What a bizarre thing for some of yall to make your masculinity stand on. How people choose to rid waste from their bodies? Who cares :sabu
lately ITT men act like women yet demand respect. Silly.
If you sit and pee you ain't nothing but a tenderloin
Even if they're long I'm going to estimate the time is less than 90 seconds. Why sit down and threaten your manhood for such a brief event.but srs esch for how long are you pissing? I have a couple chapters in my bore slash to fill out :larry
I drink a lot of tea/water so my 1's are long, frequent, and crystal clear :rejoice
Even if they're long I'm going to estimate the time is less than 90 seconds. Why sit down and threaten your manhood for such a brief event.
you drink mike's hard lemonade and lost your virginity at age 22.
aye aye aye, if say, A_I_A wants to shit on me for not being manly, sure. dude played NFL, is from compton, is a family man, self made. sure. :yeshrug that's a man's man.
I'm not having any of that from a guy who started drinking beer in 2014, kisses his cats, has preferences on male porn stars, tells people they 'missed out' on World of Warcraft, and stans Downtown Abbey. Nothing personal, just gotta inject some perspective into things.
(http://i.imgur.com/kwixUKT.png)
Well this thread has turned into a pissing contest and I can't look.
Even if they're long I'm going to estimate the time is less than 90 seconds. Why sit down and threaten your manhood for such a brief event.
you drink mike's hard lemonade and lost your virginity at age 22.
if you really cared about me you would have PM'd that hot line to me so I could use it in a few minutes
:pacspit
#notallstanders
Real men jack off while taking a shit.
There Am goes again, taking the traditional macho jerk-shit order and saying all men have to conform that stereotype.
You a big boy? Got that heat? Send me PM's. We're just straight dudes, breh.
Even if they're long I'm going to estimate the time is less than 90 seconds. Why sit down and threaten your manhood for such a brief event.
you drink mike's hard lemonade and lost your virginity at age 22.
I'm not having any of that from a guy who started drinking beer in 2014, kisses his cats, has preferences on male porn stars, tells people they 'missed out' on World of Warcraft, and stans Downtown Abbey. Nothing personal, just gotta inject some perspective into things.
Bit of a tangent here, but you guys remember that god awful toilet paper that they had in school? It was like fucking baking tray paper with a waxy feel and cut your arsehole to ribbons. I'm amazed I didn't go home with shit smeared all up my back.It's why I never shit in public toliets.
When you go to a social gathering and your host(s) provide nothing but beer and alcopops. :goty
In situations like that I might as well draw and drink my own blood--I know the ABV will be higher and I bet consuming your own blood is calorie neutral.
Yall don't understand that that Esch and myself have a unique relationship, much like the United States and Israel.
I'd like to think we'd make one of the GOAT sitcoms, or at the very least a good biracial cop movie.
A thread about looking at dicks and only one Uncle Phil emoticon (not even used in the right context!) ??
You sonsofbitches have let the bore down.