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Title: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 12, 2015, 12:03:19 PM: If you want a fuckin crybaby spider-man that's great. At least Garfield knew how to eat some fuckin lasagna.

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Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 12, 2015, 12:13:21 PM: Second one I thought was good. Never cared for the 1st and 3rd.

By the time they rebooted it, I was pretty much done with superhero flicks.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 12, 2015, 12:13:55 PM: Dude is too much of a pussy to be taken seriously. Way to EMO for Spidey imo.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 12, 2015, 12:20:55 PM: The second one did me in. That first 30 minutes where they keep hammering the same plot point over your head, then that cheesy train scene where they carry him like Christ, having to suffer through Kirsten Dunst again when they should have introduced Gwen Stacey instead. The saving grace of course was Alfred Molina playing Doc Ock. Probably the best comic book villain portrayal I've seen (Loki being a close second).

Never saw the third one and haven't seen either of the reboot ones. I just don't understand who would want to watch more Spider man movies at this point.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 12, 2015, 12:22:31 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 12, 2015, 12:20:55 PM
The second one did me in. That first 30 minutes where they keep hammering the same plot point over your head, then that cheesy train scene where they carry him like Christ, having to suffer through Kirsten Dunst again when they should have introduced Gwen Stacey instead. The saving grace of course was Alfred Molina playing Doc Ock. Probably the best comic book villain portrayal I've seen (Loki being a close second).

Never saw the third one and haven't seen either of the reboot ones. I just don't understand who would want to watch more Spider man movies at this point.

And that's funny because they can continue to pump out batman movies as much as they like and I'll watch them all.

And best comic book villain ever is a tie between Devito as the Penguin and Jack as the Joker (honorable mention, Heath's version) :ufup
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 12, 2015, 12:27:45 PM: When I saw Topher Grace in the third one I was like "cool, they finally cast the dude who should have been spider-man in a spider-man movie"

maguire was just so...bland
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 12, 2015, 12:44:05 PM: Only good Tobey Maguire role:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmoo4m7ZFXI
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 12, 2015, 12:51:49 PM: (http://24.media.tumblr.com/3523d399fb395ba8f2c2396db49f514b/tumblr_mn1d89DSo91sqqzljo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Mr. Nobody on February 12, 2015, 12:52:25 PM: I thought the first 2 were alright :yeshrug
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2015, 12:54:50 PM: I liked Toby
:tocry

Which Spider-Man had the scenes with that super skinny girl making cookies for Parker :heh
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: cool breeze on February 12, 2015, 01:02:20 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/bUs51jZ.gif)
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 12, 2015, 01:03:14 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/FAK0q1l.jpg)
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2015, 01:25:11 PM: My problem with toby spider-man is that he's boring. Where's the one liners? Where's the quips? CHRIST. I enjoyed Amazing Spider-man MUCH more than all of toby's movies except the second. Finally Spider-man is Spider-man in movie form.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: dkdk on February 12, 2015, 01:46:50 PM: Truly shit. ASM aint great but its worlds better than the first series.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: king of the internet on February 12, 2015, 04:33:59 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 12, 2015, 12:51:49 PM
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when you nut and she keeps suckin
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 12, 2015, 04:52:34 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 12, 2015, 12:27:45 PM
When I saw Topher Grace in the third one I was like "cool, they finally cast the dude who should have been spider-man in a spider-man movie"

maguire was just so...bland

Topher Grace would've crushed it. Such a missed opportunity, still can't think of another actor from then or now who would've been better.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: chronovore on February 12, 2015, 06:09:37 PM: Topher Grace would have been better, but I liked Toby. I also liked Andrew Garfield. Raime’s 1&2, and the first Garfield movie were all good fun. Plenty enjoyable. Too bad both series went out on a really, really low note. Raime’s 3 and ASM2 were horribad.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 13, 2015, 01:48:31 AM: Whatever you want to say about the series is fine, it had a ton of problems, but the fact that they pulled off a credible superhero movie with the first one was a minor miracle. It wasn't the same level of achievement Peter Jackson pulled off with FotR, but it was pretty close.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: bork on February 13, 2015, 08:29:41 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb0CNdQce6E

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Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: kingkitty on February 13, 2015, 09:04:29 AM: Emma Stone was a good Gwen Stacy.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2015, 11:20:27 AM: I enjoyed Spider Man 3 in the theater. It's not a good movie but I maintain it was a fun comedy. I remember POTC3 came out that summer too and it was waaaaaay worse.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 13, 2015, 01:59:20 PM: I maintain that the first two Blade movies are really where modern superhero films first got good.

although I loved the bits of Raimi-ness that snuck into the Spider-Man trilogy.
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Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: chronovore on February 13, 2015, 02:39:55 PM: Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2015, 02:07:30 PM
Blade 1 is a classic, Blade 2 though? nahhhhh

Blade 2 is brilliant.
Title: Re: Toby McGuire spider-man is shit
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 13, 2015, 03:34:11 PM: Both Spiderman 1 and 2 have not aged well in a post-Iron Man world. That said, comic book movies probably wouldn't be what they are today without those movies, so if you're into that kinda thing you owe Sam Raimi a debt of gratitude.