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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on February 25, 2015, 06:58:48 PM

Title: evilbore votes: those fucking minions from despicable me
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 25, 2015, 06:58:48 PM
VOTE FEGLORDZ
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Post by: Steve Contra on February 25, 2015, 07:04:16 PM
Get upset about children's entertainment brehs
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 25, 2015, 07:04:29 PM
fucking liar, i know you crawl facebook and you can NOT have missed this:

 :comeon

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/028/b/4/minion_by_retro_disco-d3888cg.jpg)
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Post by: helios on February 25, 2015, 07:04:58 PM
They look like suppositories
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 25, 2015, 07:06:07 PM
maybe y'all need more yokel fuckin' family members and friends! seriously, if your cornholes weren't so precious to y'all citykind, YOU TOO COULD HAVE YOUR NEWS FEED FULL OF THESE LITTLE YELLOW SHITS with comic sans text reading such profound witticisms as "I FARTED", "IT MUST BE MONDAY", and "KILL ALL JEWS"
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 25, 2015, 07:14:12 PM
This is a lot of rage for a kids show.  Have you tried masturbating at work?  Cause I think masturbating at work might be the solution here.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 25, 2015, 07:15:52 PM
i can't cum without children's entertainment
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 25, 2015, 07:18:49 PM
Just sticky tack that picture to the stall door and tell your coworkers you're stuffed up like a corked bottle.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 25, 2015, 07:19:17 PM
i haven't watched it either and NEVER WILL
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Post by: Steve Contra on February 25, 2015, 07:28:34 PM
Yeah but how many times have you see THE SQUEAKQUEL
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Post by: Kara on February 25, 2015, 07:32:49 PM
I wanted to vote no but it had that pesky conditional clause.
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Post by: kick51 on February 25, 2015, 07:35:05 PM
well, they've got that "I hate them" look. 
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 25, 2015, 07:37:33 PM
i don't really like their haircut. my visceral reaction to seeing one is that i have much better hair than they do.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 25, 2015, 07:46:51 PM
i don't really like their haircut. my visceral reaction to seeing one is that i have much better hair than they do.
But they might see your hair and think the same thing.
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Post by: king of the internet on February 25, 2015, 08:03:57 PM
Never seen it, still hate them.
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Post by: lennedsay on February 25, 2015, 08:15:09 PM
Yeah but how many times have you see THE SQUEAKQUEL

I'm laying in bed sick as fuck, but god damn that made me laugh my ass off.

I hate the little fucking minions. However, the movies are good. Better than the SQUEAKQUEL I'm sure of that.
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 25, 2015, 11:42:12 PM
van cruncheon what are your thoughts on the motion picture "Frozen?"
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Post by: benjipwns on February 25, 2015, 11:57:33 PM
I take it you won't be going to this:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Despicable_Me_Minion_Mayhem_building.jpg/800px-Despicable_Me_Minion_Mayhem_building.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Despicable_Me_-_Minion_Mayhem%2C_Universal_Studios_Hollywood.jpg/800px-Despicable_Me_-_Minion_Mayhem%2C_Universal_Studios_Hollywood.jpg)
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Post by: benjipwns on February 25, 2015, 11:58:57 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/Despicable_Me_Minion_Mayhem_minion_xing_sign.jpg/800px-Despicable_Me_Minion_Mayhem_minion_xing_sign.jpg)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2015, 12:44:41 AM
 :paul :win
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Post by: Kara on February 26, 2015, 12:55:48 AM
Build edifices to fungible entertainment for children y'all.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 26, 2015, 12:59:22 AM
i don't really like their haircut. my visceral reaction to seeing one is that i have much better hair than they do.
But they might see your hair and think the same thing.

that's ok.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: those fucking minions from despicable me
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 26, 2015, 02:51:17 AM
I was going to vote mupepe, but #2 spoke to me. The very window into my soul.
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Post by: Yeti on February 26, 2015, 03:20:08 AM
they are like factory reject lego people
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Post by: Oblivion on February 26, 2015, 03:51:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp8-UbRISZ4

Except with minions instead.
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Post by: Rufus on February 26, 2015, 05:36:23 AM
Well, I am a peon.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 26, 2015, 08:14:43 AM
they all look like that bizarre foods guy

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-ufhb_XIAI02fH.png:large)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 26, 2015, 05:15:34 PM
:ohhh
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Post by: Yeti on February 26, 2015, 05:38:38 PM
Is it ever explained what they are? Robots, genetically-engineered to be servile beings, de-evolved humans, enslaved sentient species? I guess if they are robots then their existence isn't too nightmarish.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 26, 2015, 05:45:13 PM
Is it ever explained what they are? Robots, genetically-engineered to be servile beings, de-evolved humans, enslaved sentient species? I guess if they are robots then their existence isn't too nightmarish.

This is from the official synopsis of the Minions spin-off movie:

Quote
Minions have existed since the beginning of time. They have evolved from single (yellow) cell organisms into the familiar beings we know, and they live for a collective purpose: to seek out and serve the most despicable master they can find.
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Post by: Kara on February 26, 2015, 05:50:32 PM
So these movies are basically about French Indochina?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 26, 2015, 05:54:00 PM
Van didn't post in this thread today.  I guess it worked that he worked it at work. 
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2015, 06:05:54 PM
Prole is just waiting on a minions iOS game to obsess over.
 :PP
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 26, 2015, 06:30:51 PM
So these movies are basically about French Indochina?

Probably not a coincidence that Despicable Me was made by a French animation studio.
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Post by: benjipwns on February 26, 2015, 07:13:38 PM
they all look like that bizarre foods guy

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-ufhb_XIAI02fH.png:large)
Are you saying that they were homeless heroin and crack addicts who would steal for a high?
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Post by: nudemacusers on February 26, 2015, 07:21:53 PM
how much would it cost to change the op's name to van minion for a month?
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Post by: Trent Dole on February 26, 2015, 10:48:58 PM
They're third rate Three Eyed Alien from Toy Story's Pizza Planet clones, fuck 'em. :gun