THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2015, 03:10:55 PM

Title: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2015, 03:10:55 PM: (http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/353360/ss_c095898b354b293eada5ebfaecd9a74f9f98aa00.jpg)

:holeup :holeup :holeup :holeup :holeup

http://store.steampowered.com/app/353360/

Gaben stahp
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: archie4208 on February 27, 2015, 03:23:20 PM: People wanted Steam to have no restrictions.

There ya go.
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2015, 04:19:00 PM: Many of you wonder how come that such a game got developed and released on Steam. It's quite obvious when you calmly think about it for a while.
The developer of this game was probably sexually abused when she was I child. This development where she couples sex and a child is a manifestation of her sexual frustration.
Ok but how come that something like this gets released on Steam? I don't know how far it goes in USA but here in Europe there are very strong and very rich politics supporting "sexual revolution". Not only promoting homo sexualism, a so called "gender" movement, but also a sinister movement of child sex abuse which hides under cover of "modern sexual education of children". There already are countries here in Europe where in schools there are mandatory "lessons" where they show underage children vibrators, genitals, cartoons or comics with sexual intercourse. Naturally a normal human being rejects such abominations, but don't you dare to do that - you'll be accused of being a troglodyte from dark ages and a troll at best.
Valve certainly supports and/or is supported by entities behind such politics. This is not the first example. And the dev of this is such an easy tool in their hands - she's a woman so there won't be accusations of paedophilia or other deviations. And seeing that it's Free to Play she probably got sponsored.

Welcome, welcome to City 17.
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 27, 2015, 05:03:55 PM: Most of my female friends made their Barbie dolls "have sex" when they were younger. What's the big fucking deal.
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 27, 2015, 06:46:39 PM: I played this before.

Um, I mean, as a browser game. Not with actual dolls, that I owned. Definitely not that.
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: demi on February 27, 2015, 07:24:43 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 27, 2015, 05:03:55 PM
Most of my female friends made their Barbie dolls "have sex" when they were younger. What's the big fucking deal.

Any dude friends? This is super important because I'm about to have a crisis
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: kick51 on February 27, 2015, 07:34:03 PM: Rose and Jack, eh?

(http://i.imgur.com/6WgfQnm.jpg)
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2015, 08:03:36 PM: (http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/706275314635480627/50E582CAB33AE0E2932C2CF17420A24F7AA2D315/)
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 27, 2015, 08:04:27 PM: O so this is how you Do It?
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2015, 08:23:18 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 27, 2015, 08:04:27 PM
O so this is how you Do It?

There may be some advanced strategies, but so far what seems to work is

1. Put your hands up in the air
2. Wave 'em from here to there
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Trent Dole on February 27, 2015, 10:41:05 PM: Don't really understand why weird free browser things need to be on steam, but sure why not.
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Yeti on February 28, 2015, 12:28:15 AM: how hard are the achievements?
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 28, 2015, 12:31:24 AM: they're as hard as you make 'em
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: nudemacusers on February 28, 2015, 12:53:15 AM: I dunno after the advancements of uncharted and tlou I need more verticality in my games.
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: benjipwns on February 28, 2015, 02:43:03 AM: How long would you consider this compared to The Order? I can see from the screenshots that the art and emotional level are already there.
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: chronovore on February 28, 2015, 09:14:08 PM: Quote from: benjipwns on February 28, 2015, 02:43:03 AM
How long would you consider this compared to The Order? I can see from the screenshots that the art and emotional level are already there.
:dead
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: thisismyusername on February 28, 2015, 09:21:29 PM: Quote from: archie4208 on February 27, 2015, 03:23:20 PM
People wanted Steam to have no restrictions.

There ya go.

Yeah, but will we see full on dong/china sex acts on Steam instead of this "tame" Barbie-clone?
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 02, 2015, 12:35:58 PM: The sequel is already out, AAA devs can't compete with this kind of turn-around! :bow2

http://store.steampowered.com/app/351900/

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Lilla Sandor is the protagonist of 'Pregnancy'. She is a 14 year old girl who lives in Hungary. Lilla gets pregnant after being abused by a criminal and she is confused about what to do with the child she carries in her womb. The player acts as the voice of conscience influencing and guiding the young girl's decisions.

At the end of the story, see how your decisions line up with other players, inspired by games like Telltale's The Walking Dead and Atlus' Catherine.
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 02, 2015, 12:49:20 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 02, 2015, 12:35:58 PM
The sequel is already out, AAA devs can't compete with this kind of turn-around! :bow2

http://store.steampowered.com/app/351900/

Quote
Lilla Sandor is the protagonist of 'Pregnancy'. She is a 14 year old girl who lives in Hungary. Lilla gets pregnant after being abused by a criminal and she is confused about what to do with the child she carries in her womb. The player acts as the voice of conscience influencing and guiding the young girl's decisions.

At the end of the story, see how your decisions line up with other players, inspired by games like Telltale's The Walking Dead and Atlus' Catherine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQMVsQW_kjM
Title: Re: What kind of hug is a hug on the floor?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 02, 2015, 02:40:19 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9qYS-bFehs