THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: benjipwns on March 04, 2015, 04:48:43 PM
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Beef Jerky or similar?
I don't know why I sometimes buy this, like every brand the bag is 75% empty and four times larger than the stuff inside. Even chips are only like 50% air.
Should just learn to make my own with air filters and a box fan like Alton Brown.
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I'm a sucker for mystery meat. They are starting to price me out though. Last gas station I was at had normal size bags going for $7.50. :kobeyuck
I was already cringing at $5.
Bacon jerky :noah
The chew can with the meat dust inside :noah
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:phil
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Lol I love that shredded beef dust shit too
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Deer jerky tho. :lawd
I'm a sucker for mystery meat.
newsfeed, for the love of god :dead
At gas stations no less. :hitler
Brehvolution, you're amongst friends here, no need to talk in code.
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When I had the Zoloft munchies I would buy turkey Slim Jim knock offs from the dollar store to satiate my oral fixation.
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It's hard to imagine being in a dirty mood for some beef jerky while simultaneously being willing to pay beef jerky prices.
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Deer jerky tho. :lawd
there's a dude by my house who sells jerky on the side of the road for about 2 months every spring; it's mostly deer, the vanilla stuff is meh but the stuff with random spice thrown on it is :jwall
he sells a beef teriyaki/jalepeno jawn :lawd
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pick up big bag of jerky with fully colored label
press around and feel it's only about a 1/4 full :(
there has to be a site out there that sells fairly priced, nice jerky.
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Benji's trousers.
Edit: and smoked salmon lox. You pay $8 for like two bagels' worth.
Dat goyim tax. :mandark
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To answer the OP: Breakfast cereal. It’s already only 2/3 ~ 1/2 full when you open the box, and if you crush it down to the same consistency as what’s already coating the bottom of the box, you get about 4 tablespoons of matter from that box.
As for meat fixation, I prefer dry smoked salmon over any cow product. Once I get started on a brick of salmon, I can’t stop.
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I'm a sucker for mystery meat.
Seaweed stewed?
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I buy $1 bags of peanuts from the vending machine
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Beef Jerky or similar?
I don't know why I sometimes buy this, like every brand the bag is 75% larger than the stuff inside. Even chips are only like 50% air.
Should just learn to make my own with air filters and a box fan like Alton Brown.
Bought a bag of doritos yesterday, I'm not lying when I say it was 85% air.
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Always wanted to stop at this place: http://www.brickhousejerky.com/
Welcome to Brick House Jerky Outlet, the home of Michigan's largest selection of alligator jerky, gator snack sitcks and raw gator tail meat. Due to the popularity of our Gator Jerky, Beef Jerky and Turkey Jerky through our retail outlet (on U.S. 127, 10 minutes North of St Johns, this online store was established to make it easier for you to enjoy your favorite Jerky any time you want it.
All of our Beef Jerky, Turkey Jerky and Wild Game Jerky is made with handcut choice meat, thick cut from whole muscle and spiced with our own ingredients. It is processed smoked in our special way that gives a tender flavorful taste in every bite. Thats what gives all our Jerky varieties a unique taste and texture. Our Wild Game is all farm raised and inspected for quality and safety to offer the public an exotic taste for all to appreciate. We offer over 40 varieties of Jerky including Exotic Jerky like Alligator, Wild Boar, Salmon & Kangaroo.
We also carry Hunter Sticks, Gator Snack Sticks, Wild Game Summer Sausage, Snack Sticks & Fresh Frozen Gator Meat, Wild Game Summer Sausage, Wild Game Sitcks and Fresh Frozen Gator Meat.
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There was this gas station in town during college I regularly went to, they had a BEEF JERKY OUTLET which was like all these random types of like two pieces for $1 next to the cigarettes only not locked up. So much mystery meat filled my mouth from there.
When I had the Zoloft munchies I would buy turkey Slim Jim knock offs from the dollar store to satiate my oral fixation.
It's hard to imagine being in a dirty mood for some beef jerky while simultaneously being willing to pay beef jerky prices.
Store brands (Walmart, Target, etc.) used to be like 50% of any name brand so like their middle size bag was actually a good price per oz but like five years ago they all raised their prices to like 50 cents below Jack Link's. And most of Jack Link's stuff is like paying to eat garbage.
The dollar store nearby had $1 bags of beef jerky that were still 2/3rds empty, but it was alright and I'd get a bunch but they stopped carrying it. It was called AMERICAN 100% BRAND and the ingredients probably would have said "beef" if they were taken to court which you probably couldn't do as it was probably some fly by night Western Chinese operation. But mmm.
Sams Club used to have Lowry's so I'd get my parents when they go there to buy one of the tubs. The sadness when I took the last one out. :(
These are like the lone good price per amount combo at a regular grocery store for a salty meat in my mouth fix:
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/01/70/82/89/0001708289006_500X500.jpg)
They're like four bucks at Meijer every other week or so.