heaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.i can do a convincing straight guy impression when called upon to do so, thank you very much.
It's also humiliating that sushi girl thinks I'd be into old men. Clearly I would be a top in any counter factual sushi girl. Did they teach you nothing but how to serve fish in Japan, sushi girl?You need to go back in and demand to speak with her and her manager and conference in your family. And state that you're offended by her assumption because if you were gay, which you totally aren't, you'd be a top. That will finally convince everyone as to your non-gayness.
You must have the sex with her. Make it happen.
Some day I'll bring a girl home and she won't have a penis or anything. My family will be SHOCKED. :(My god if only someone would make a sitcom of Arvie's family life.
Some day I'll bring a girl home and she won't have a penis or anything. My family will be SHOCKED. :(My god if only someone would make a sitcom of Arvie's family life.
"Hi everyone! Meet my girlfriend Cynthia!"
<pulls down her skirt and panties in front of everyone>
"And she doesn't even have a penis or anything. eh? eh? Who did good?"
I might have a solution, Arvie. It was one I was going to enact when I reached my 30s but I think I'm just going smoke and drink myself to death instead.
1. Nab some pics of a Tumblr chick you fancy.
2. Create a fake Facebook profile with those Tumblr chick's pics.
3. Enter into a relationship with this profile.
And VOILA! No one can accuse of you of being gay.
Just be sure to discourage any family from ever visiting you or they'll start to see the cracks in your façade. :whew
atra is an edge case and he's still trucking along :yeshrugI might have a solution, Arvie. It was one I was going to enact when I reached my 30s but I think I'm just going smoke and drink myself to death instead.
1. Nab some pics of a Tumblr chick you fancy.
2. Create a fake Facebook profile with those Tumblr chick's pics.
3. Enter into a relationship with this profile.
And VOILA! No one can accuse of you of being gay.
Just be sure to discourage any family from ever visiting you or they'll start to see the cracks in your façade. :whew
Ya but if I get exposed for being my own beard that would be the end. There's no coming back from a humiliation like that.
Would you consider an escort? I'd pay as long as you take her to the sushi place to eat, and take pictures.
Would you consider an escort? I'd pay as long as you take her to the sushi place to eat, and take pictures.
Who got a TER VIP account?
Because this will be recorded for all of history on the internet I really just want to say this: Mom, grandma, I'm a fan of anime vagina.
:ufupheaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.i can do a convincing straight guy impression when called upon to do so, thank you very much.
What's the sushi place? I ask even though I probably don't know it if it's not in the Annex.
I was playing gay when we met :bolo:ufupheaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.i can do a convincing straight guy impression when called upon to do so, thank you very much.
What's the sushi place? I ask even though I probably don't know it if it's not in the Annex.
Qi Sushi. It across from the low rise looking builds on gerrard.
What's the sushi place? I ask even though I probably don't know it if it's not in the Annex.
Qi Sushi. It across from the low rise looking builds on gerrard.
I wouldn't go that far east in TO for Greek food.
I was playing gay when we met :bolo:ufupheaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.i can do a convincing straight guy impression when called upon to do so, thank you very much.
Show them the porn you're into. That should clear up any ambiguity.She's Japanese though.
I walk. Its 10 mins from my house. Read the thread PD. The facts have been established and the fact is I'm always alone. I'm so alone my family thinks I slum it with dudes.
Nah I think he was just embarrassed like I was.
Anyways I have decided never to leave the house again and just order food off of amazon from now on.
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Why don't you ask the Asian lady out instead? Even if she says no you will have established yourself as a straight man in her eyes. Better yet tell her you're American first; US citizenship might tempt her..
Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.
Are there any #females in your graduate program who you talk to? Take one of them to this place bro. I can't rest until I know Sushi Girl respects you. Plus if she says "is this the new one" again you'll look even straighter.
Are there any #females in your graduate program who you talk to? Take one of them to this place bro. I can't rest until I know Sushi Girl respects you. Plus if she says "is this the new one" again you'll look even straighter.
Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.
Adopt a philosophy put forth by a polishwiccanhumanitarian brehs.
Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.
Adopt a philosophy put forth by a polishwiccanhumanitarian brehs.
You shouldn't mock Arvie's personal hero (Dr. Z) like that.
Ya I'm depressed and embarrassed about my fourth testicle.
I live pretty close to that sushi place. If you buy me sushi I'll go with you and she'll at least think you're gay with someone your own age.
Perhaps you have a gay doppelgänger?/
So I finally built up the courage to go back there. It's a normal encounter. I order take out and pull out my laptop while I wait. When sushi girl gives me my food she says 'OOO nice laptop' in reference to my extremity dirty looking map, while smiling at me. I smile back and say 'thanks', in reference to the food she just brought. See she replies 'OOO nice laptop' and smiles at me again. I say thank you again and she looks at the chief and says 'Laptop' and does a mid air typing motion with her fingers and giggles in a why that sounded kind of mean. I can't tell if sushi girl is distinguished mentally-challenged or just foreign or has made me her blood enemy.
So I finally built up the courage to go back there. It's a normal encounter. I order take out and pull out my laptop while I wait. When sushi girl gives me my food she says 'OOO nice laptop' in reference to my extremity dirty looking map, while smiling at me. I smile back and say 'thanks', in reference to the food she just brought. See she replies 'OOO nice laptop' and smiles at me again. I say thank you again and she looks at the chief and says 'Laptop' and does a mid air typing motion with her fingers and giggles in a why that sounded kind of mean. I can't tell if sushi girl is distinguished mentally-challenged or just foreign or has made me her blood enemy.
Are you sure she's the distinguished mentally-challenged one?