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Title: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 08:59:17 PM
Facts:
1) My family thinks I'm gay since I lack the social skills to get a girlfriend
2) I have gone to this sushi place 3 times this week, but I have only been in there 3 times.  ALL # TIMES WAS TAKE OUT BY MY SELF PD
3) Sushi girl is Japanese and speaks broken English

So I had sushi with my uncle since he was in Toronto.  I had seen him in about 5 years.  At the end sushi girl asks me 'is he new one?' , I look stunned and my uncle goes 'no no we're family'.  I come to my sense and say 'I've only been here 3 times, I don't think you know me.'  To which sushi girl says 'no I know you' and smiles.  My uncle and me ignore the incident. 

Now my family is going to think I've been gaying it up with old men.  Jesus sushi girl, what did you do?

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Kara on March 04, 2015, 09:04:26 PM
Join us, Arvie. :fabulous
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:05:06 PM
Now I need to find a beard to pretend to be my girlfriend.  This is like the epitome of non-gay gay problems. 

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In all honesty I'm pretty damn humiliated.   :'(  and I can't not go back because its the only sushi place within 10 min walk from my place.
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Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nachobro on March 04, 2015, 09:05:23 PM
going for sushi regularly can add up. maybe you should gay it up with some old men and give them the bill
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:14:54 PM
I even mentioned to my uncle that I'd never stayed in at the place to eat in, so I'm hoping he deduces that the sushi girl is a delusional bitch instead of just assuming that his nephew is a butt slut. 

I also was going to mention that I just discovered this place last week when the conversation lulled but didn't get it in.   Jesus.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:16:46 PM
If only my family knew that I did in fact go one one date WITH A GIRL like a year ago.  :(
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 09:17:44 PM
what were you wearing?
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:18:54 PM
The same damn thing I've worn everytime I've gone in there.  Clearly that's a good indication that I like vagina.   
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Supermanisdead on March 04, 2015, 09:19:24 PM
taking ur sugar daddies to the same place all the time, smdh
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 09:20:38 PM
well maybe your uncle looks like a sugar daddy
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:21:25 PM
Seriously though my grandma has given my the 'we'll love you no matter what' speech twice.  I'm pretty sure I'll be getting a third by email by the end of the month. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 04, 2015, 09:23:02 PM
heaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:23:29 PM
I also have the urge to make sure sushi girl, who is like 40, knows I'm not gay.  Seriously why does the world think I'm a cock lover? 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 04, 2015, 09:24:32 PM
You must have the sex with her. Make it happen.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Kara on March 04, 2015, 09:25:25 PM
Flannel Girl, Sushi Girl, I feel that the evidence is clear, Boreans: Canorean men should swear off girls--they're clearly quite stress inducing.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:26:56 PM
It's also humiliating that sushi girl thinks I'd be into old men.  Clearly I would be a top in any counter factual sushi girl.  Did they teach you nothing but how to serve fish in Japan, sushi girl?   
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:28:08 PM
Ya at least Malek got a girl in the end.  All I got was a fictional old man in the end. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on March 04, 2015, 09:29:52 PM
Show them the porn you're into. That should clear up any ambiguity.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 09:30:34 PM
heaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.
i can do a convincing straight guy impression when called upon to do so, thank you very much.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 04, 2015, 09:30:45 PM
It's also humiliating that sushi girl thinks I'd be into old men.  Clearly I would be a top in any counter factual sushi girl.  Did they teach you nothing but how to serve fish in Japan, sushi girl?
You need to go back in and demand to speak with her and her manager and conference in your family. And state that you're offended by her assumption because if you were gay, which you totally aren't, you'd be a top. That will finally convince everyone as to your non-gayness.

Also, please post results here.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 04, 2015, 09:33:33 PM
You've got one shot at this, Arvie, next time you're at the sushi shop and sushi girl comes near to your table, you've got to jump up on top of that table tell her how it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmNHuVoUaB8
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:33:37 PM
Ya I'll unlock my external drive.  That way if I ever git hit by a car they can go 'welp that clears that up' and cancel the rainbow themed funeral flowers which would have expressed what I could have never expressed in life, cause that's how my grandma thinks. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 09:33:41 PM
oh she's 40? most milfs/cougars seem to be drawn to me, it's the younger set that are confused by my elegant charm.


which is ok, i like dem mommies :noah
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:36:23 PM
You must have the sex with her. Make it happen.

And leak a sex tape on facebook.  This is a reasonable plan. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:38:03 PM
Some day I'll bring a girl home and she won't have a penis or anything.  My family will be SHOCKED.  :(
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:40:12 PM
I think I have to move from Toronto now.  Maybe go live in a cave with my shame. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 04, 2015, 09:41:08 PM
Some day I'll bring a girl home and she won't have a penis or anything.  My family will be SHOCKED.  :(
My god if only someone would make a sitcom of Arvie's family life.

"Hi everyone! Meet my girlfriend Cynthia!"
<pulls down her skirt and panties in front of everyone>
"And she doesn't even have a penis or anything. eh? eh? Who did good?"
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:42:02 PM
Like jesus sushi girl couldn't you have listened into our conversation for like two seconds and realize we were talking about relatives?
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Some day I'll bring a girl home and she won't have a penis or anything.  My family will be SHOCKED.  :(
My god if only someone would make a sitcom of Arvie's family life.

"Hi everyone! Meet my girlfriend Cynthia!"
<pulls down her skirt and panties in front of everyone>
"And she doesn't even have a penis or anything. eh? eh? Who did good?"

This combined with the facebook sex tape would be a great always sunny episode for mac being gay (which is unlike me, because I'm not gay just to be crystal clear)
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 04, 2015, 09:48:22 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1364bf0ec9915e5ccd65f75ff2d3b72d/tumblr_n0hhpidDla1tp83ugo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Atramental on March 04, 2015, 09:50:35 PM
I might have a solution, Arvie. It was one I was going to enact when I reached my 30s but I think I'm just going to smoke and drink myself to death instead.

1. Nab some pics of a Tumblr chick you fancy.
2. Create a fake Facebook profile with those Tumblr chick's pics.
3. Enter into a relationship with this profile.

And VOILA! No one can accuse of you of being gay.

Just be sure to discourage any family from ever visiting you or they'll start to see the cracks in your façade.  :whew

Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:50:44 PM
I'm seriously drowning in embarrassment  :( 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:52:00 PM
I might have a solution, Arvie. It was one I was going to enact when I reached my 30s but I think I'm just going smoke and drink myself to death instead.

1. Nab some pics of a Tumblr chick you fancy.
2. Create a fake Facebook profile with those Tumblr chick's pics.
3. Enter into a relationship with this profile.

And VOILA! No one can accuse of you of being gay.

Just be sure to discourage any family from ever visiting you or they'll start to see the cracks in your façade.  :whew



Ya but if I get exposed for being my own beard that would be the end.  There's no coming back from a humiliation like that. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:55:29 PM
ANd who the fuck would think its a good idea to say 'is he new one' regardless of gender?  Like if I'm on a date with a hot girl, which would be true in the counter factual where I go on a date, I don't want her to think I'm some sleaze ball.  In her years as a fish server you don't think she would have know this. 


Now that I think about it, I didn't tip the first time I went it because i usually don't when ordering out.  I think this cunt sabotaged me.   
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2015, 09:56:49 PM
hold up
(http://i.imgur.com/TBQ3Tii.png)

why would she ask if he's a "new one" if you have never eaten at the sushi place with someone before?

doesn't her question imply that she has seen you with at least one other man before?
(http://i.imgur.com/U9FzWwD.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/vN8c7rR.png)
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 09:59:12 PM
I made a god damn faq list PD.  A god damn list, I've been in there 3 times and gotten take out all 3 times by my self.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Atramental on March 04, 2015, 10:00:47 PM
Perhaps you have a gay doppelgänger? 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 04, 2015, 10:01:46 PM
I'm guessing all white guys look the same to her am I right? Just a sea of mayonnaise to her.


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breathe dude, this isn't a big deal
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Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 10:01:53 PM
I might have a solution, Arvie. It was one I was going to enact when I reached my 30s but I think I'm just going smoke and drink myself to death instead.

1. Nab some pics of a Tumblr chick you fancy.
2. Create a fake Facebook profile with those Tumblr chick's pics.
3. Enter into a relationship with this profile.

And VOILA! No one can accuse of you of being gay.

Just be sure to discourage any family from ever visiting you or they'll start to see the cracks in your façade.  :whew



Ya but if I get exposed for being my own beard that would be the end.  There's no coming back from a humiliation like that.
atra is an edge case and he's still trucking along :yeshrug
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:02:37 PM
OK, I might have left some information out of the faq that was relevant, such that I don't lunch with old dudes, so you will forgive me PD for my harsh post.  I have updated the faq.  Please refer to the faq. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:11:31 PM
That's a q!  I will not be put into a position where I have to defend my self from being thought of as both gay and homophobic at the same time.  I ain't gay and if I were I wouldn't be on the downlow.   :maf
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2015, 10:13:50 PM
But her question still implies she has seen you with someone. Perhaps the three times you went she saw you park outside and there was a man in the passenger seat.
(http://i.imgur.com/Zc4vQWi.png)

Unless he was parked in the back seat, ie the Cheebs position.
(http://i.imgur.com/DFNUj78.png)
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:16:34 PM
I walk.  Its 10 mins from my house.  Read the thread PD.  The facts have been established and the fact is I'm always alone.  I'm so alone my family thinks I slum it with dudes. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2015, 10:19:30 PM
Would you consider an escort? I'd pay as long as you take her to the sushi place to eat, and take pictures.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Atramental on March 04, 2015, 10:21:34 PM
We should start a "Help Arvie Get Laid" fund.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Kara on March 04, 2015, 10:24:29 PM
Would you consider an escort? I'd pay as long as you take her to the sushi place to eat, and take pictures.

Who got a TER VIP account?
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:25:33 PM
Nah.  With the way the world is conspiring against me on this issue, I'd order a chick named Michelle and wind up with a dude named Micheal discretely banging on my back door. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2015, 10:26:44 PM
Would you consider an escort? I'd pay as long as you take her to the sushi place to eat, and take pictures.

Who got a TER VIP account?

I see you Vulari.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:36:31 PM
Because this will be recorded for all of history on the internet I really just want to say this:  Mom, grandma,  I'm a fan of vagina. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 10:37:11 PM
no WAI is arvie ever a top. sushi girl knows what's up.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 10:37:41 PM
Because this will be recorded for all of history on the internet I really just want to say this:  Mom, grandma,  I'm a fan of anime vagina. 

ftfy
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 04, 2015, 10:39:05 PM
What's the sushi place? I ask even though I probably don't know it if it's not in the Annex.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 10:39:54 PM
heaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.
i can do a convincing straight guy impression when called upon to do so, thank you very much.
:ufup
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:39:57 PM
The correct term in Hentai, Van.  Lets not pretend like you don't know this.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 10:40:46 PM
trust me, you're better off being into dudes than anime.

it's 2015, head is head

and loli is still FUCKED UP BRO
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:41:56 PM
What's the sushi place? I ask even though I probably don't know it if it's not in the Annex.

Qi Sushi.  It across from the low rise looking builds on gerrard. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 10:44:01 PM
seriously, though, have you fucked your uncle? scribble me up some sexy word-pictures, here.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 10:45:25 PM
heaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.
i can do a convincing straight guy impression when called upon to do so, thank you very much.
:ufup
I was playing gay when we met :bolo
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:48:44 PM
Imagine the vast sea of golden wheat, a soft breeze giving cause to a wave though the ripe crop, because where I'm from, you don't fuck your uncles.   
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Atramental on March 04, 2015, 10:50:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMcdEswK8k

:hitler
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 04, 2015, 10:51:10 PM
What's the sushi place? I ask even though I probably don't know it if it's not in the Annex.

Qi Sushi.  It across from the low rise looking builds on gerrard.

I wouldn't go that far east in TO for Greek food.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:53:20 PM
What's the sushi place? I ask even though I probably don't know it if it's not in the Annex.

Qi Sushi.  It across from the low rise looking builds on gerrard.

I wouldn't go that far east in TO for Greek food.

You set me up  :(
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2015, 10:54:45 PM
Sounds like Father Mike would go anywhere for Greek.
:hitler
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 10:56:59 PM
Anywhere with a woman PD.  This is the point I've been trying to shout at the world.  Anywhere with a woman!
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 11:00:24 PM
yeah loudly proclaiming everywhere how much you love chicks despite everyone thinking you're gay is certainly not in the least bit suspicious.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 11:03:37 PM
heaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.
i can do a convincing straight guy impression when called upon to do so, thank you very much.
:ufup
I was playing gay when we met :bolo

gay play  :whew
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 04, 2015, 11:04:08 PM
Step one to getting chicks. ???

I'll alert you when I get to step two.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 11:05:35 PM
i wish tvc was here to write a little sexxxy arvie erotic avuncular incest fic. :-(
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 11:13:41 PM
arvie bit his lip and moaned.

"you a naughty sushi boy!" his uncle wheezed. "you very naughty sushi boy!" his thrusts were forceful, vulgar; and his spittle struck arvie's naked back at irregular intervals, out of sync with each painful lunge.

god, arvie gasped under his breath, help me think of gurren lagann. "i'm straight!" he said, as uncle dandy's bottle-thick germanic cock pounded his butthole into moose burger. "i'm straight!" "i'm straight!"

"you be a quiet boy!" his uncle withdrew with an animal bellow, and a warm rain of sebaceous cock snot pattered into arvie's silken mullet.

arvie cried silently, hollowed out. i'm straight, he whispered. neither god nor the liberal party were listening.

behind the counter, sushi girl continued to make onigiri.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2015, 11:16:43 PM
 :maf tvc would have done it better.   Your stories are always too rapey. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 11:18:08 PM
this is the best you're getting without the pro.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2015, 11:24:08 PM
tvc would have included lurid details like Uncle Brain using sushi as lube.
:brazilcry

Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 11:28:23 PM
wasabi snowballing :rejoice
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Kara on March 04, 2015, 11:36:35 PM
"neither god nor the liberal party were listening."

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 11:42:14 PM
it would have been amazing  :tocry
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Rufus on March 05, 2015, 07:28:26 AM
Show them the porn you're into. That should clear up any ambiguity.
She's Japanese though.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 08:06:05 AM
I walk.  Its 10 mins from my house.  Read the thread PD.  The facts have been established and the fact is I'm always alone.  I'm so alone my family thinks I slum it with dudes.

(http://ifoughtthelaw.cementhorizon.com/cute8yt.gif)

Just sayin' bro, if you can't get around on the fastball perhaps you should consider hitting from the other side. Worked for Mike Piazza.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2015, 08:51:26 AM
Well woke up and I'm still embarrassed.  I don't think I'll leave the house today.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Brehvolution on March 05, 2015, 08:56:39 AM
Sounds like your uncle was fully prepared to fend off allegations.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2015, 09:12:53 AM
Nah I think he was just embarrassed like I was. 

Anyways I have decided never to leave the house again and just order food off of amazon from now on. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 09:14:31 AM
Nah I think he was just embarrassed like I was. 

Anyways I have decided never to leave the house again and just order food off of amazon from now on.

At least if they think you're a taco you must be decent looking. Nobody thinks fat sloppy untucked shirt guy is a switch hitter. :yeshrug
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: demi on March 05, 2015, 09:34:10 AM
I do
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 09:35:29 AM
I do


Demi excluded, naturally.

 :badass
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2015, 11:14:42 AM
Why don't you ask the Asian lady out instead? Even if she says no you will have established yourself as a straight man in her eyes. Better yet tell her you're American first; US citizenship might tempt her.

Sometimes foreign people make jokes but they sound serious due to the language barrier. Perhaps she was merely joking.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2015, 11:19:19 AM
Nah its easier just to bare my shame and never make eye contact with anyone ever again. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 11:20:31 AM
Why don't you ask the Asian lady out instead? Even if she says no you will have established yourself as a straight man in her eyes. Better yet tell her you're American first; US citizenship might tempt her..

Who even thinks of this? Considering mail ordering a bride, are you?
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Kara on March 05, 2015, 11:22:39 AM
Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 11:25:21 AM
Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.

Adopt a philosophy put forth by a polish wiccan humanitarian brehs.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2015, 11:29:22 AM
Are there any #females in your graduate program who you talk to? Take one of them to this place bro. I can't rest until I know Sushi Girl respects you. Plus if she says "is this the new one" again you'll look even straighter.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 11:30:39 AM
Are there any #females in your graduate program who you talk to? Take one of them to this place bro. I can't rest until I know Sushi Girl respects you. Plus if she says "is this the new one" again you'll look even straighter.

Yeah that certainly wouldn't hurt his chances with either girl. Side props are always the best props.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2015, 11:48:45 AM
Are there any #females in your graduate program who you talk to? Take one of them to this place bro. I can't rest until I know Sushi Girl respects you. Plus if she says "is this the new one" again you'll look even straighter.

Nah but I'm sure I can find someone if I make a craigslist post. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Kara on March 05, 2015, 12:12:36 PM
Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.

Adopt a philosophy put forth by a polish wiccan humanitarian brehs.

You shouldn't mock Arvie's personal hero (Dr. Z) like that.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 12:15:08 PM
Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.

Adopt a philosophy put forth by a polish wiccan humanitarian brehs.

You shouldn't mock Arvie's personal hero (Dr. Z) like that.

This may explain why he is struggling with the fairer sex.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: brawndolicious on March 05, 2015, 04:13:22 PM
It sounds like she thought he was a friend. Also you might be fairly asexual but not know it yet, is there anything that prevents you from putting more effort into dating (depression, etc)?
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2015, 04:16:01 PM
Ya I'm depressed and embarrassed about my fourth testicle.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Kara on March 05, 2015, 11:45:29 PM
Arv, if it makes you feel better, every time I buy kombucha at the mercacdo I get the same cashier and I'm pretty sure she thinks I think vaccines cause autism at this point.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 06, 2015, 01:43:18 AM
I live pretty close to that sushi place. If you buy me sushi I'll go with you and she'll at least think you're gay with someone your own age.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2015, 03:49:00 AM
Ya I'm depressed and embarrassed about my fourth testicle.

It's like you have four, your uncle is balls deep in you so often.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 06, 2015, 07:52:03 PM
I live pretty close to that sushi place. If you buy me sushi I'll go with you and she'll at least think you're gay with someone your own age.

<3 true boremance <3
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Kara on March 06, 2015, 09:27:39 PM
The first game I ever played was more metal than you've ever listened to. :bolo
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 06, 2015, 10:12:16 PM
So g-day+2 and I still feel a bit humiliated but its better.  I guess one day at a time. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 06, 2015, 10:33:59 PM
Just do what I did a few years back and embrace having everyone assume you're gay. It's great no longer needing to worry about relationships-for-social-validation. Trust me, you will not regret it.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Yeti on March 07, 2015, 12:37:34 AM
I think you kind of blew it by getting so defensive about it. Might as well start shopping for leather harnesses now.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: chronovore on March 07, 2015, 07:32:23 AM
Perhaps you have a gay doppelgänger?
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(http://i.imgur.com/8XZ5320.gif)

Your avatar goes so well with this supposition.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2015, 02:51:34 PM
So I finally built up the courage to go back there.  It's a normal encounter.  I order take out and pull out my laptop while I wait.  When sushi girl gives me my food she says 'OOO nice laptop' in reference to my extremity dirty looking map, while smiling at me.  I smile back and say 'thanks', in reference to the food she just brought.  See she replies 'OOO nice laptop' and smiles at me again. I say thank you again and she looks at the chief and says 'Laptop' and does a mid air typing motion with her fingers and giggles in a why that sounded kind of mean.  I can't tell if sushi girl is distinguished mentally-challenged or just foreign or has made me her blood enemy.
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Post by: Rufus on March 18, 2015, 03:00:59 PM
This is excellent news.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2015, 03:02:04 PM
She is like 40 years old but I'm a sexy beast so I'm not counting it out.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 18, 2015, 03:15:46 PM
Ooo Nice Laptop
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 18, 2015, 03:25:00 PM
"Nice laptop, unclefucker" is what she was implying.
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Yeti on March 18, 2015, 03:39:05 PM
So I finally built up the courage to go back there.  It's a normal encounter.  I order take out and pull out my laptop while I wait.  When sushi girl gives me my food she says 'OOO nice laptop' in reference to my extremity dirty looking map, while smiling at me.  I smile back and say 'thanks', in reference to the food she just brought.  See she replies 'OOO nice laptop' and smiles at me again. I say thank you again and she looks at the chief and says 'Laptop' and does a mid air typing motion with her fingers and giggles in a why that sounded kind of mean.  I can't tell if sushi girl is distinguished mentally-challenged or just foreign or has made me her blood enemy.

Are you sure she's the distinguished mentally-challenged one?
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2015, 03:47:13 PM
So I finally built up the courage to go back there.  It's a normal encounter.  I order take out and pull out my laptop while I wait.  When sushi girl gives me my food she says 'OOO nice laptop' in reference to my extremity dirty looking map, while smiling at me.  I smile back and say 'thanks', in reference to the food she just brought.  See she replies 'OOO nice laptop' and smiles at me again. I say thank you again and she looks at the chief and says 'Laptop' and does a mid air typing motion with her fingers and giggles in a why that sounded kind of mean.  I can't tell if sushi girl is distinguished mentally-challenged or just foreign or has made me her blood enemy.

Are you sure she's the distinguished mentally-challenged one?

No, I'm just foreign. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2015, 05:00:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPwPVxq4-3M&feature=youtu.be

Guy got a hardcore sushi girl experience. 
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: chronovore on April 07, 2015, 06:45:24 PM
Every time I see this thread, I briefly think it’s about this:
(http://i.imgur.com/z6lcoSJ.jpg)
Title: Re: OMG sushi girl, what did you do
Post by: nachobro on April 07, 2015, 10:06:36 PM
Just show her your dick and see if she's into it.