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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on March 05, 2015, 12:59:57 AM

Title: Confession Time
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 05, 2015, 12:59:57 AM: Over the past year, I have watched every single episode of Friends. Worse still, I actually liked watching the episodes.

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Post by: Atramental on March 05, 2015, 01:41:09 AM: edit: nvm :-\
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Post by: toku on March 05, 2015, 01:52:08 AM: I've been thinking about doing an entire Fraiser watch.
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Post by: StealthFan on March 05, 2015, 01:53:30 AM: I got a huge, rock hard cock.
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Post by: Positive Touch on March 05, 2015, 01:53:59 AM: you love Paul McCartney so this isn't that far out of the way for you
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Post by: ToxicAdam on March 05, 2015, 02:49:14 AM: I've never thought of using Canadian as a pejorative, but here we are.
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Post by: parallax on March 05, 2015, 02:54:37 AM: i dont get friends. or seinfeld.

and its not hate either. i simply dont understand either show
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Post by: Barry Egan on March 05, 2015, 05:00:36 AM: That's really not so bad, I have a few people in my life who have been passively streaming the show (with the requisite amount of shame) since it became available on Netflix two months ago-

Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 05, 2015, 12:59:57 AM
Over the past year

:holeup
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Post by: pilonv1 on March 05, 2015, 07:32:26 AM: Quote from: Barry Egan on March 05, 2015, 05:00:36 AM
That's really not so bad, I have a few people in my life who have been passively streaming the show (with the requisite amount of shame) since it became available on Netflix two months ago-

The wife does that. Stared with Frasier then Friends, now 30 Rock. Sadly she wasn't interested in starting Wings :gloomy

I'll happily admit to liking Friends, mainly before Chandler and Monica hooked up. I even watched Joey as well, but only once
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 08:21:12 AM: Friends isn't bad. It isn't Seinfeld but it isn't terrible. The only actor I don't like was Aniston, always hated her storylines.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 05, 2015, 10:41:08 AM: Yeah, friends isn't all terrible. It's just when they try to do drama instead of comedy that it becomes terrible.
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Post by: kick51 on March 05, 2015, 10:54:12 AM: i would laugh, but that's only about 100 hours and I've played more games than that in probably the past 2 or 3 weeks alone. :'(
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2015, 10:56:32 AM: I'd rewatch friends just for 90's jennifer aniston
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 05, 2015, 12:04:03 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 05, 2015, 10:56:32 AM
I'd rewatch friends just for 90's jennifer aniston

The episodes she wasn't wearing a bra :noah
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2015, 12:07:12 PM: She had hard nips a lot of the time. Also 90's pantyhose and skirts and hair mmmmmmm
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 05, 2015, 07:15:24 PM: Quote from: Esch on March 05, 2015, 10:56:33 AM
I could never get into David Bowie.

His shtick has aged poorly, just like almost everything else about the 70s.
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 05, 2015, 07:16:47 PM: David Bowie...schtick? I think the bore may be overusing that word.
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Post by: dkdk on March 05, 2015, 07:28:15 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 05, 2015, 10:56:32 AM
I'd rewatch friends just for 90's courtney cox

fixed for me
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Post by: chronovore on March 05, 2015, 11:24:17 PM: Quote from: dkdk on March 05, 2015, 07:28:15 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 05, 2015, 10:56:32 AM
I'd rewatch friends just for 90's courtney cox

fixed for me

Enjoy your stick figure.
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Post by: Mr. Nobody on March 05, 2015, 11:28:27 PM: I like fat chicks :yeshrug
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Post by: benjipwns on March 05, 2015, 11:33:52 PM: This reminds me I left Cougar Town off my Tiers in the sitcom thread.

Now to decide if it deserves First Tier...
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Post by: kick51 on March 06, 2015, 09:37:45 AM: Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 05, 2015, 07:15:24 PM
Quote from: Esch on March 05, 2015, 10:56:33 AM
I could never get into David Bowie.

His shtick has aged poorly, just like almost everything else about the 70s.

he had like 50 shticks in the 70s alone

eccentric brit rocker, ziggy stardust, recovering coke head, eno lover, etc.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 09:42:05 AM: Quote from: kick51 on March 06, 2015, 09:37:45 AM
Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 05, 2015, 07:15:24 PM
Quote from: Esch on March 05, 2015, 10:56:33 AM
I could never get into David Bowie.

His shtick has aged poorly, just like almost everything else about the 70s.

he had like 50 shticks in the 70s alone

eccentric brit rocker, ziggy stardust, recovering coke head, eno lover, etc.

Lewis Black was on a local radio show yesterday and was talking about being at a party sitting at a table with David Bowie and Harvey Keitel.

He said Bowie was "extremely intelligent man, he was discussing periods of art I have never hear about before and I collect art. Then he asked me to meet him at a club at midnight....I showed up and he wasn't there. Ran into him later that month, he invited me again and this time I didn't show. Moral of the story? Fuck famous people"

Radio Host "what about Keitel?"

Black "All that dumb bastard wanted to know is if he should eat a cheeseburger or not"
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Post by: Courage on March 06, 2015, 09:47:28 AM: Friends is infinitely replayable for me. It serves as great background noise and I still laugh at many of the jokes. Maybe it's just the cac within me.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 06, 2015, 10:03:40 AM: the flashback episodes with fat monica are awesome
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2015, 02:09:26 PM: On one Valentines day in high school I bought two roses, which I planned on taking to my grandparents. I ended up giving both away at school - one to my best female friend who I've mentioned before, and another to a girl who said "I wish someone would buy me some roses..."

So I bought two more roses, and after school I left the student center building and saw a friend of mine walking towards the parking lot, yards away. I yelled out "Justin!" I had borrowed a CD of his and wanted to give it back before he left. In my haste I had yelled his name while waving my hand and the roses in the air. He turned around, saw the roses, looked around at the various students staring at us, and walked away shaking his head.
:dead

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Post by: Skidmark on March 06, 2015, 03:00:38 PM: I worry that my biases are a sign of me getting older.
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Post by: Rufus on March 06, 2015, 03:32:15 PM: The older you get the more strongly held (often poorly informed) opinions you have. It's the way of the world.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 03:33:25 PM: Quote from: Rufus on March 06, 2015, 03:32:15 PM
The older you get the more strongly held (often poorly informed) opinions you have. It's the way of the world.

LOL, yes because clearly a younger person with limited experience knows more than a person who has been around a while.

Get right to the bushes, youngster. :ufup
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 06, 2015, 03:35:14 PM: Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 03:36:19 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 06, 2015, 03:35:14 PM
Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.

Nah, only in my late 30's. I have a long time of riding your ass like a lawnmower left in me. And I just filled up the tank.

Let me know when you ~~get laid~~ hit puberty so I can really take the claws out. Thx.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2015, 03:37:46 PM: Arvie may have not hit puberty yet AiA, but he HAS dismembered four prostitutes in his basement, so he's got that going for him.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 03:38:31 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2015, 03:37:46 PM
Arvie may have not hit puberty yet AiA, but he HAS dismembered four prostitutes in his basement, so he's got that going for him.

:sabu
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Post by: Rufus on March 06, 2015, 03:38:36 PM: Experience is experience. Generalizations and hasty assumptions are another. I can only hope to be immune.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 03:40:09 PM: Quote from: Rufus on March 06, 2015, 03:38:36 PM
Experience is experience. Generalizations and hasty assumptions are another. I can only hope to be immune.

Yawn.
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Post by: Rufus on March 06, 2015, 03:43:11 PM: UT finished downloading. Smoochies bb. :-*
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 06, 2015, 03:46:09 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 03:36:19 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 06, 2015, 03:35:14 PM
Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.

Nah, only in my late 30's. I have a long time of riding your ass like a lawnmower left in me. And I just filled up the tank.

Let me know when you ~~get laid~~ hit puberty so I can really take the claws out. Thx.

Isn't that pretty old for someone who use to play football though?

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2015, 03:37:46 PM
Arvie may have not hit puberty yet AiA, but he HAS dismembered four prostitutes in his basement, so he's got that going for him.

No. I remembered two of them, so there are only two dismembered prostitutes in my basement
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2015, 04:36:15 PM: I quit HL2 after dying multiple times to the helicopter. Never finished it.
:brazilcry
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 06, 2015, 05:03:18 PM: :lol that's shameful.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 05:05:28 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 06, 2015, 03:46:09 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 03:36:19 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 06, 2015, 03:35:14 PM
Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.

Nah, only in my late 30's. I have a long time of riding your ass like a lawnmower left in me. And I just filled up the tank.

Let me know when you ~~get laid~~ hit puberty so I can really take the claws out. Thx.

Isn't that pretty old for someone who use to play football

See that's your generation right there. Who the the world would lack basic sensibility and say such a thing? Damn man. Not cool.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 06, 2015, 05:31:43 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 05:05:28 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 06, 2015, 03:46:09 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 06, 2015, 03:36:19 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 06, 2015, 03:35:14 PM
Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.

Nah, only in my late 30's. I have a long time of riding your ass like a lawnmower left in me. And I just filled up the tank.

Let me know when you ~~get laid~~ hit puberty so I can really take the claws out. Thx.

Isn't that pretty old for someone who use to play football

See that's your generation right there. Who the the world would lack basic sensibility and say such a thing? Damn man. Not cool.
He's just saying that it's surprising you haven't shriveled up from no longer taking steroids or haven't overdosed on the heroin. That's all. Sheesh, don't be so touchy.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 06, 2015, 05:46:30 PM: well I'm apparently wrong anyways http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2014/09/nfl_players_life_spans_and_domestic_violence_rates_could_pro_football_actually.html

Though it could just be NFL propaganda
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Post by: Kara on March 06, 2015, 06:10:10 PM: In the second grade we had to do biographies on historical figures, then dress up as them and LARP a presentation to the class. Knickerbockers were Ben Franklin or Betsy Ross.

I was Peter the Great. :snoop

To this day my teacher remembers me solely for that. :heh
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 06, 2015, 06:38:23 PM: Quote from: Mr. Nobody on March 05, 2015, 11:28:27 PM
I like fat chicks :yeshrug

It depends on the size of her titties. Sometimes a girl has a little bit of chubbiness with some monster titties. Those are the girls I like best.
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Post by: chronovore on March 06, 2015, 07:46:12 PM: Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 06, 2015, 06:38:23 PM
Quote from: Mr. Nobody on March 05, 2015, 11:28:27 PM
I like fat chicks :yeshrug

It depends on the size of her titties. Sometimes a girl has a little bit of chubbiness with some monster titties. Those are the girls I like best.
A girl I hooked up with in high school was like that; chubby, but with ample breasts. She was a lot more active than I was, and pretty much a horny, DTF poster girl. She taught me a lot, and was the source of the most confusing compliment I’ve ever received:
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“Wow, I’ve never come like that with just one guy before.”
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Post by: Kara on March 06, 2015, 08:13:04 PM: :hans1
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2015, 09:36:08 PM: Don't ever make fun of Prodigy again.
:neogaf
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Post by: Kara on March 06, 2015, 10:06:31 PM: Quote from: Esch on March 06, 2015, 09:32:50 PM
:stahp not.... crazy

ufo stands for "U Flamed Often" now
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Post by: Yeti on March 07, 2015, 12:34:13 AM: Quote from: Vularai on March 06, 2015, 06:10:10 PM
In the second grade we had to do biographies on historical figures, then dress up as them and LARP a presentation to the class. Knickerbockers were Ben Franklin or Betsy Ross.

I was Peter the Great. :snoop

To this day my teacher remembers me solely for that. :heh

At least Peter the Great is kind of a cool historical figure. I did my presentation on Barbara Bush. :gloomy Thankfully there was no dressing up.

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I wanted to research her because she had the same kind of dog that I had. :-\
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