THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 02:22:33 PM
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Anyone else like me? I love eating rice and potatoes at the same time. Even if I don't have any meats/veggies lol I'll just eat rice and potatoes. It's like a snack to me.
Once I get finished cleaning the house (no class today due to sick teacher woohoo) I'm going to make a pot of rice and fry some potatoes.
I like cutting them into cubes and then putting them in a bowl. I add various spices into the bowl and mix them into the potatoes. Then I get a skillet, put some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter on, and heat it. After that I add the potatoes and start frying until I get one side nicely brown. At that point I add onions and cook until the other side is brown.
:hyper
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Willco has been in this topic for awhile now lol. Are you using my recipe?
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You'll be one of those fat 50 year olds
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Did you make out with that girl yet?
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Did you make out with that girl yet?
Nah, it fell apart when he discovered that girls don't typically have giant black dicks.
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Well she called me again late last night lol, semi complaining about school. :-\
But I like making her laugh
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Well she called me again late last night lol, semi complaining about school. :-\
But I like making her laugh
You're fucking gold. Make dinner for her, man. I'll come up with the menu. Gotta LOCK IT DOWN! Just don't make potatoes and rice for her. Not yet.
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Well she called me again late last night lol, semi complaining about school. :-\
But I like making her laugh
Here's some advice. I know what I am talking about, so please, listen.
1) When you invite her over to your place, leave some pornography out in the open where she will see it. This will remind her that you are a man and have needs and that at your age you expect women to put out quickly.
2) Remove any "filled" condoms from on top of the PS2. Nothing screams virgin like that.
3) Wear your good underwear. Preferably not the pair with dick holes in the butt.
4) Every chick has both a bisexual and a goth inside of them. Playing Bauhaus is a sure fire way to make panties drop.
5) Tying a 10 pound hand weight to your dick for a few hours will add an optical inch.
6) Apply some of that gel-ish novacaine to your dick. That way she may actually get to touch your dick before you fire.
7) Don't mention the strap-on until you get her kinda drunk.
8) Actually, make sure she's drunk before she gets to your place.
9) Girls don't feel derive any pleasure from sex unless you go anal.
10) Enjoy stuffing her ood.
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But what does he do if he gives her insulin shock?