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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on January 22, 2007, 02:51:37 PM

Title: I had a dream involving Bjork's giant vagina
Post by: GilloD on January 22, 2007, 02:51:37 PM: I don't dream often. But when I do, things like this happen:

I'm in a mall with my childhood friend, Matt, and some other guy. We go into an EB, don't find anything of interest and go to leave. The guys working there accuse Matt of shoplifting. We tell them they're ridiculous and leave. As we wander the mall, I'm noticing lots of non-descript people talking into Walkie-Talkies. I confront them, the EB guy comes out of hiding and we decide to leave the mall.

When we get to Matt's house the EB guys are there tearing apart his room. When they leave the room, I lean over and ask Matt, "You didn't steal anything, right?" and he answers, "I did, but I left it in the car! They'll never find it!".

Suddenly, we're watching Matthew Barney and Bjork eat a giant wedding cake. Bjork's hair is under a hood. Barney leans over and removed the hood and Bjork's hair grows hundreds of feet tall. The two of them roll around in the cake and we're told that in order for Matt to pay for his crimes, he must enter Bjork's vagina.

It's cavernous. Huge. It pretty much looks like a closeup shot of a vadge. Everytime Matt refuses to enter, a huge gust of wind comes from deep inside the vagina and the lips flutter.

Suddenly! It's revealed that the whole thing has been a movie. We leave the theater and people are raving about it, the theater Marquee reads: "Matthew Barney and Bjork: Cake, The Movie". There are twp guys who outside who have obviously been paid to talk up the movie. They're each reciting a script, but at the same time and each is trying to sound more convincing than the other. My dead grandfather, dressed up in his police uniform, takes them away.

This is why I don't dream often.
Title: Re: I had a dream involving Bjork's giant vagina
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 02:51:58 PM: The Doctor.
Title: Re: I had a dream involving Bjork's giant vagina
Post by: GilloD on January 22, 2007, 02:54:00 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2007, 02:51:58 PM
The Doctor.

Who is the doctor, though?
Title: Re: I had a dream involving Bjork's giant vagina
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 22, 2007, 02:54:37 PM: timelord?
Title: Re: I had a dream involving Bjork's giant vagina
Post by: GilloD on January 22, 2007, 02:55:36 PM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 22, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
timelord?

Doctor Timelord?
Title: Re: I had a dream involving Bjork's giant vagina
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 03:02:13 PM: Quote from: GilloD on January 22, 2007, 02:55:36 PM
Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 22, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
timelord?

Doctor Timelord?

No, just The Doctor. Time Lord is his race.
Title: Re: I had a dream involving Bjork's giant vagina
Post by: GilloD on January 22, 2007, 03:06:08 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2007, 03:02:13 PM
Quote from: GilloD on January 22, 2007, 02:55:36 PM
Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 22, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
timelord?

Doctor Timelord?

No, just The Doctor. Time Lord is his race.

Oh. This thread is about my dream, FU
Title: Re: I had a dream involving Bjork's giant vagina
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2007, 03:15:14 PM: One time I had a sex dream that involved several characters from Doctor Who.