THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on March 18, 2015, 12:04:07 AM

Title: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 18, 2015, 12:04:07 AM
VOTE PHEGGYTS
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2015, 12:05:40 AM
I dislike the term eatery.  Still voted that option.  :(
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Cheddahz on March 18, 2015, 12:06:16 AM
where's the "i tried calling evilore over at the club, but i was rejected because he couldn't hear me with his headphones on" option?
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2015, 12:10:17 AM
Where is the ''I sat on my new scooter in front of the Barnes & Noble all day and no young fellow gave me the wink to follow him into the bathroom'' option.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 18, 2015, 12:11:50 AM
Bourgeois malaise. :lawd
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: StealthFan on March 18, 2015, 12:12:58 AM
Have suicidal ideations every day baby.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: mormapope on March 18, 2015, 12:14:26 AM
Is the "my genitalia do not provoke such interest as they have in the past" option meant for transgender people or does it mean someone is tired of letting their tube of meat quirt out baby material?

Cuz count me in on getting tired of squirting baby material.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2015, 12:16:30 AM
Pretty sure drinky won't post something antitrans.  He means his sausage slab isn't getting the loving it use to.   
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Huff on March 18, 2015, 12:26:05 AM
i suffered through interstellar
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Huff on March 18, 2015, 12:36:39 AM
i turn on inception when i want to fall asleep.

at least that movie has a use
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2015, 12:37:59 AM
Needs an option for "I'm the kind of guy that plays a guitar at a party"
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 18, 2015, 12:39:40 AM
eh, no reason
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 18, 2015, 12:55:55 AM
I bought a game I wanted on Steam because it was 33% off last week, but now it's 50% off.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 18, 2015, 01:13:36 AM
No sick of life in a web of debt and stress option? Pshhhhh
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 18, 2015, 01:56:54 AM
.22 right behind your ear lobe. Just like your Italian grandma used to.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Huff on March 18, 2015, 02:00:38 AM
I learned today that drinking alkaline solutions is worse than acidic ones.

Except for hydrofluoric acid. Makes you super dead
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: mormapope on March 18, 2015, 02:03:46 AM
Quote from: Vularai on March 18, 2015, 01:56:54 AM
.22 right behind your ear lobe. Just like your Italian grandma used to.

This isn't actually bad advice if someone wanted to dome themselves, I think .22 as a caliber bounces around inside targets rather than coming out the other side or sticking in one place.

Then again, the bullet could get stuck somewhere in your skull since its such a small caliber.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 18, 2015, 02:33:55 AM
no option for 'i won't let myself die that's what they want'?
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 18, 2015, 02:55:28 AM
Went for a double. Though both aren't 100% accurate.



 "a girl at my preferred eatery has rejected my perceived sexual identity."

Would require actual communication with said girl on my end.

"my genitalia do not provoke such interest as they have in the past."

There is no past. Like there is no future.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 18, 2015, 02:55:53 AM
Quote from: mormapope on March 18, 2015, 02:03:46 AM
Quote from: Vularai on March 18, 2015, 01:56:54 AM
.22 right behind your ear lobe. Just like your Italian grandma used to.

This isn't actually bad advice if someone wanted to dome themselves, I think .22 as a caliber bounces around inside targets rather than coming out the other side or sticking in one place.

Then again, the bullet could get stuck somewhere in your skull since its such a small caliber.

I believe a hollow point is used to obtain (or enhance) this effect.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: mormapope on March 18, 2015, 02:59:09 AM
I think hollow points splinter off when they enter something, causing more damage due to tons of fragments moving in different directions. Causes a bigger exit wound as well. Small caliber rounds naturally bounce around as a whole piece rather than splintering apart due to kinetic energy and force.

Thus, if someone obtains .22 hollow point ammo somehow, that is their greatest chance at offing themselves if they own .22 caliber firearms.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Rufus on March 18, 2015, 04:47:15 AM
Pillars of Eternity might be poop. :c
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 18, 2015, 05:08:57 AM
Have to admit, this poll is pretty good, miss some kind of work desperation option though

"my genitalia do not provoke such interest as they have in the past."

and

"my preferred sporting teams continue their unmitigated trammel of my tribal faith."
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2015, 07:32:52 AM
if not me, then who?

if not now, then when?
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Positive Touch on March 18, 2015, 07:40:42 AM
bc I ate jalapenos after 10pm last night
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: king of the internet on March 18, 2015, 08:21:16 AM
Why bother with anything :goty
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 18, 2015, 08:27:39 AM
I wanted to vote for them all.

Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 18, 2015, 08:31:15 AM
Hungover to beat the band and I have an all day 9:30-4pm 3 site walkthough with my biggest customer....durp
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Brehvolution on March 18, 2015, 08:56:07 AM
I've got 2 new bosses to train. I assume it's to evaluate my worth to the company at a later date.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 18, 2015, 08:59:50 AM
Quote from: Brehvolution on March 18, 2015, 08:56:07 AM
I've got 2 new bosses to train. I assume it's to evaluate my worth to the company at a later date.

I went down to South Carolina once to visit my sister. I went into our branch down there (when I was a corporate goon) and they literally racially profiled me while I sat in the lobby. I fired them all.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 18, 2015, 09:15:59 AM
Is this a true story?
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: king of the internet on March 18, 2015, 09:38:47 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on March 18, 2015, 09:15:59 AM
Is this a true story?

No
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 18, 2015, 09:40:09 AM
Sounds like an episode of undercover boss
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Reb on March 18, 2015, 09:40:36 AM
At best the branch was closed due to different reasons.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 18, 2015, 10:29:26 AM
I dunno, just sounds like fun
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: sarslip on March 18, 2015, 11:44:37 AM
Quote from: Vularai on March 18, 2015, 12:11:50 AM
Bourgeois malaise. :lawd

(https://ampersan6.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/screen-capture-1.png)
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 18, 2015, 03:35:25 PM
So when you're clinical you're like :fbm all day, e'ry day.

Docs slap you on meds and you're like :goty all day, e'ry day.

Common factor in both scenarios: consistency. Shit sucks, but you know what to expect.

Then if you're #blessed you get designer drugz that force a wax and wane emotional life on you even though you're probably not ready for it. Wake up, maybe :stahp or :tocry for a few hours, then suddenly you're all :aah or :noah without any particular cause. Your only upside to this condition is now gone. :shaq2

The best part? You're going to pay top dollar for dis shitty rollercoaster. :heh
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2015, 03:51:27 PM
That sounds livable.  What kind of designer drugs? 
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 18, 2015, 04:02:53 PM
Brintellix. I think it has a different trade name up there... Trintillex?

I also take stuff that targets my folic acid thing, but idk if you got that.

Shooting up B-12. :lawd
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2015, 04:08:40 PM
O.  I think I'll just do heroin.  Brintellix sounds like something a housewife would abuse. 
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 18, 2015, 04:21:20 PM
It makes me think of a children's toy. :larry

It even comes in a goofy pill bottle. :heh
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: king of the internet on March 18, 2015, 04:45:44 PM
Heroin :aah
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: kick51 on March 18, 2015, 05:07:54 PM
because twitch is broken

(http://i.imgur.com/3hu51pE.jpg)


if someone bursts in while i'm doing this, i'll yell "NOOOOO" but it'll be all high pitched, then we'll have a laugh about it
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 18, 2015, 05:18:57 PM
Scandiboreans liking that Arv post, like we're supposed to believe that goofy fucking name is Takeda's fault and not Lundbeck's. :pacspit
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2015, 05:37:57 PM
Quote from: Vularai on March 18, 2015, 05:18:57 PM
Scandiboreans liking that Arv post, like we're supposed to believe that goofy fucking name is Takeda's fault and not Lundbeck's. :pacspit

i hope you got a commission from Google for that post
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 18, 2015, 05:45:36 PM
I'm pretty sure I read a book where the neohackers had to use Brintellex to jack into the cyberverse and bypass the Black ICE.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2015, 05:52:00 PM
my GOAT psychoactive drug name is still Seroquel, mostly because i used to think it was spelled Seraquel which made me think of "seraphim" which made it sound like something from Megami Tensei or whatnot.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 18, 2015, 07:43:10 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2015, 05:37:57 PM
Quote from: Vularai on March 18, 2015, 05:18:57 PM
Scandiboreans liking that Arv post, like we're supposed to believe that goofy fucking name is Takeda's fault and not Lundbeck's. :pacspit

i hope you got a commission from Google for that post

Imagine how I'll debase myself to hock our CRPG, bae. :-*
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 18, 2015, 10:18:13 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2015, 05:37:57 PM
Quote from: Vularai on March 18, 2015, 05:18:57 PM
Scandiboreans liking that Arv post, like we're supposed to believe that goofy fucking name is Takeda's fault and not Lundbeck's. :pacspit

i hope you got a commission from Google for that post

Well someone got one after i googled that
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2015, 11:43:39 PM
because I stumbled across this, while reading about the Marvin Gaye/Blurred Lines lawsuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3omJVlG5e-Q
:what
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: chronovore on March 19, 2015, 01:42:20 AM
You didn’t include anything about playing guitars at parties.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: sarslip on March 19, 2015, 08:43:52 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2015, 11:43:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3omJVlG5e-Q


i wanna change my vote
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 19, 2015, 12:06:57 PM
http://www.clickhole.com/article/only-31-things-standing-between-you-and-your-dream-2077
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 19, 2015, 08:46:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2015, 11:43:39 PM
because I stumbled across this, while reading about the Marvin Gaye/Blurred Lines lawsuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3omJVlG5e-Q

At first I was :mynicca
Then he started ogling that white broad and I was like :what

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I still think my nicca's song is about the diamond bracelet. :yeshrug
[close]
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2015, 12:09:42 AM
I just spent 90 minutes reclassifying maintenance costs to capitalized assets and this had no effect on taxable income thanks to the mysteries of Section 179.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2015, 09:30:05 PM
"I really feel like my goal of working less this year has worked out. (Editor's note: I was here until 2 am today.) It's built continuity between you and the clients which means you'll have less attrition when things are handed over to you."
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 21, 2015, 11:47:33 AM
Quote from: Vularai on March 20, 2015, 12:09:42 AM
I just spent 90 minutes reclassifying maintenance costs to capitalized assets and this had no effect on taxable income thanks to the mysteries of Section 179.
accountants: Human tedium sponges.
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2015, 01:46:13 PM
Actually to add insult to injury, no one but me realized the concern had unused Section 179 for the year and thus capitalization was pointless from the perspective of complying with the new repair regulations. :stahp When I said there was no change after the work and why I got a :leon in response. :snoop

Sometimes it really doesn't pay to not suck at your job. :shaq2
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2015, 01:53:16 PM
Finishing this off
http://www.littlecaesars.com/OurMenu/Pizza/BaconWrappedCrustPizza.aspx
(http://i.imgur.com/kN0vCUf.png)

may Allah guide me to Islam
Title: Re: thebore votes: why are you killing yourself today?
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2015, 11:48:47 PM
I am presently festooned with a Strawberry Shortcake plaster.