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Title: Thought for the Day
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2015, 04:42:51 AM
If Texans hate taxes, why is Texas an anagram of taxes? ???
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: king of the internet on March 20, 2015, 04:47:42 AM
ugh  :-\
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 20, 2015, 05:35:56 AM
 :banplz
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 20, 2015, 06:46:08 AM
Quote from: Vularai on March 20, 2015, 04:42:51 AM
If Texans hate taxes, why is Texas an anagram of taxes? ???

:picard
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 20, 2015, 08:18:25 AM
Because anagrams have no meaning. Next.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: sarslip on March 20, 2015, 08:28:12 AM
If I was to ask Texas a question it would be why all-meat chili? (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 20, 2015, 08:30:54 AM
Quote from: sarslip on March 20, 2015, 08:28:12 AM
If I was to ask Texas a question it would be why all-meat chili? (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)

Because beans are for feggits /texas
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2015, 12:01:32 PM
Given your average Texan's predilection to the "bigger is better" mentality, a better thought for the day would be: "Does Texas advertise the world's BIGGEST midgets or the world's SMALLEST midgets?"
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 20, 2015, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2015, 12:01:32 PM
Given your average Texan's predilection to the "bigger is better" mentality, a better thought for the day would be: "Does Texas advertise the world's BIGGEST midgets or the world's SMALLEST midgets?"

You're misinterpreting Texas. By "biggest" they mean best. So it would actually be the Biggest Smallest Midget.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2015, 03:06:36 PM
Vularai is an anagram for Valuair, a Singapore-based low-cost carrier. It was launched in 2004, offering initial services to Bangkok and Hong Kong. It differentiates itself from other low-cost carriers in that it offers frills such as a baggage allowance of over 20 kg, in-flight food, allocated seats, and 32 inch seat pitch. Acquired in 2005 by Jetstar Asia Airways, the Valuair brand was retained for Jetstar Asia's scheduled services to major cities in Indonesia until October 2014.

Kinda makes you think, don't it?
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Crash Dummy on March 20, 2015, 03:10:17 PM
if it's not boeing i ain't going
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2015, 03:12:49 PM
I'm still thinking.  Singapore is an anagram of Age Prison.  That's as far as I've got in my thinking. 
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: nudemacusers on March 20, 2015, 03:23:50 PM
united states of america is an anagram of is of unattested race aim. :ohhh
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2015, 03:26:28 PM
That's nothing- Spiro Agnew is an anagram for "Grow a penis"
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 20, 2015, 03:27:49 PM
Fun fact:

Approximately 70,000 people have died since this thread was created.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: mormapope on March 20, 2015, 03:45:30 PM
Quote from: sarslip on March 20, 2015, 08:28:12 AM
If I was to ask Texas a question it would be why all-meat chili? (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)

Best chili:

(http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beef/CincinnitiChili3.jpg)
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2015, 04:04:40 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 20, 2015, 03:27:49 PM
Fun fact:

Approximately 70,000 people have died since this thread was created.

I didn't like them anyways.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2015, 04:36:12 PM
If matter is neither created nor destroyed, can anything really matter? ???
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 20, 2015, 04:39:43 PM
Quote from: mormapope on March 20, 2015, 03:45:30 PM
Quote from: sarslip on March 20, 2015, 08:28:12 AM
If I was to ask Texas a question it would be why all-meat chili? (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)

Best chili:

(http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beef/CincinnitiChili3.jpg)

:mouf
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: sarslip on March 20, 2015, 05:57:38 PM
Quote from: mormapope on March 20, 2015, 03:45:30 PM

(http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beef/CincinnitiChili3.jpg)

which Muppet is that?
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2015, 06:44:34 PM
Quote from: sarslip on March 20, 2015, 08:28:12 AM
If I was to ask Texas a question it would be why all-meat chili? (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)

I don't talk about what other men put in their chilli, pause. (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)

But who are Texans to even make chili? This is what I'm talking about with respect to culture vultures (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2015, 09:33:16 PM
Beans, a staple of Tex-Mex cuisine, have been associated with chili as far back as the early 20th century.[9] The question of whether beans "belong" in chili has been a matter of contention among chili cooks for a long time. While it is generally accepted that the earliest chilis did not include beans, proponents of their inclusion contend that chili with beans has a long enough history so as to not be considered "inauthentic."[10] The Chili Appreciation Society International specified in 1999 that, among other things, cooks are forbidden to include beans in the preparation of chili for official competition—nor are they allowed to marinate any meats.[11]

"Texas-style chili" may or may not contain beans and may even be made without other vegetables whatsoever besides chili peppers.[12] President Lyndon B. Johnson's favorite chili recipe became known as "Pedernales River chili" after the location of his Texas Hill Country ranch. It calls for eliminating the traditional beef suet (on Johnson's doctor's orders, after Johnson suffered a heart attack while he was Senate Majority Leader) and adds tomatoes and onions. Johnson preferred venison, when available, to beef, as Hill Country deer are leaner than most beef.[13] Lady Bird Johnson, the First Lady, had the recipe printed on cards to be mailed out because of the many thousands of requests the White House received for it.[14]
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: lennedsay on March 20, 2015, 10:49:39 PM
Quote from: Vularai on March 20, 2015, 04:42:51 AM
If Texans hate taxes, why is Texas an anagram of taxes? ???

I've spent significant portion of my career paying taxes for Texas (PPT and SUT). I call bullshit on their supposed hatred for taxes.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2015, 10:53:56 PM
Paying taxes isn't a good indicator of not liking taxes, tax lady. 
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 21, 2015, 12:44:15 AM
Quote from: Vularai on March 20, 2015, 04:42:51 AM
If Texans hate taxes, why is Texas an anagram of taxes? ???

(http://www.headoverfeels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/barney.gif)
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 21, 2015, 11:38:18 AM
Did I tell this here? Oh well.
I went to Texas a few weeks ago for a client and I went to the CORPORATE cafeteria (not some crazy eatery place) for lunch. Their lunch for that day was a "double dog bacon cheese burger". The description said it was a bacon cheese burger with TWO hot dogs on top of it. I  was pretty sure they must've gotten the description wrong so I ordered it. Nope. They weren't wrong.   :beli
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 21, 2015, 12:43:15 PM
Found this quote today and I think it says a lot about where we are right now as a society and where we need to go:

Quote from: John Lennon
It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page. Love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find. Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these tearful walls, because all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of every seam. As days go by, we're gonna fill our house with happiness. The moon may cry; we're gonna smother the blues with tenderness. When days go by. there's room for you, room for me, for gentle hearts an opportunity. As days go by, it's the bigger love of the family.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2015, 01:24:45 PM
If buzzed driving is drunk driving, what point of differentiation (if any) exists between being drunk and being buzzed that necessitates the added degree of lexical ambiguity presented by the use of the two terms? ???
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 21, 2015, 01:27:40 PM
Yeah man, I mean, family matters.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2015, 01:56:28 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 21, 2015, 12:43:15 PM
Found this quote today and I think it says a lot about where we are right now as a society and where we need to go:

Quote from: John Lennon
It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page. Love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find. Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these tearful walls, because all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of every seam. As days go by, we're gonna fill our house with happiness. The moon may cry; we're gonna smother the blues with tenderness. When days go by. there's room for you, room for me, for gentle hearts an opportunity. As days go by, it's the bigger love of the family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 21, 2015, 03:59:55 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ws6zba8sTVw
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2015, 04:09:46 PM
Urkel is where I learn't about black people.  He is a race ambassador. 
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Just fucking with you.  I learn't about black people from fresh prince.
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Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Kara on March 23, 2015, 01:32:27 AM
How can they be called documentaries when the consumer reviews no documents? ???
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: sarslip on March 23, 2015, 08:21:35 AM
Quote from: Vularai on March 23, 2015, 01:32:27 AM
How can they be called documentaries when the consumer reviews no documents? ???

This ain't a movie dog
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Kara on March 23, 2015, 09:04:44 PM
If probiotics are good for you, and antibiotics are good for you, are biotics the most harmful substance known to our species (after Nintendo games)? ???
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Rufus on March 23, 2015, 09:09:40 PM
Only if you torture them in their childhood to amplify their abilities.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:23:29 PM
breeders need to reclaim the epithet "breeder". 'cuz seriously, having kids is some kinda ongoing self-inflicted civil rights violation.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2015, 09:27:31 PM
You need to make cool music lyrics that both make me want to sing 'breeder' and be ashamed of my past abuse of the word. 
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Kara on March 23, 2015, 09:55:10 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:23:29 PM
breeders need to reclaim the epithet "breeder". 'cuz seriously, having kids is some kinda ongoing self-inflicted civil rights violation.

I just saw a tax return where a family that went to Europe on vacation and earned gross income in the top 90th percentile got to take the child tax credit because unforeseen circumstances took place. *pouts, wrings hands, strikes up violin quartet*
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Kara on March 26, 2015, 12:54:47 AM
How can new assets be fixed assets when you haven't even repaired them yet? ???
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: T-Short on March 26, 2015, 02:48:29 AM
Why are two of the most common clichéed prejudices about immigrants the dichotomy "they take all our jobs" and "they're all lazy and on benefits"? ???
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Sausage on March 26, 2015, 03:31:59 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 20, 2015, 06:44:34 PM
Quote from: sarslip on March 20, 2015, 08:28:12 AM
If I was to ask Texas a question it would be why all-meat chili? (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)

I don't talk about what other men put in their chilli, pause. (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)

But who are Texans to even make chili? This is what I'm talking about with respect to culture vultures (http://i.imgur.com/ynao8rF.png)

Texans invented chili :ufup

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili_con_carne
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on March 26, 2015, 06:03:35 AM
I come back to The Bore and see shit like this? ???
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: bork on March 26, 2015, 09:19:37 AM
Every time I see a post from TheInfelicitousDandy it looks like "The Infectious Daddy."

Sausage's avatar is scary and disturbing.

The car in Ferrariman's avatar looks upset about something.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 26, 2015, 01:05:35 PM
TIL that his username actually ISN'T The Infectious Dandy.

Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Kara on March 26, 2015, 01:13:02 PM
If one skips breakfast, lunch, or dinner but caps off the day with a delicious fourthmeal courtesy of Taco Bell, can it really be considered a fourthmeal? ???
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: bork on March 26, 2015, 01:14:13 PM
 :mindblown
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: sarslip on March 26, 2015, 01:22:49 PM
two pages?  fuck, i smell a megathread  ::)