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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 10:51:32 AM

Title: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 10:51:32 AM: I see some new members, let's proudly proclaim what we prefer to fuck so we can start our ghetto version of craigslist, k thx.
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Kara on March 23, 2015, 11:05:36 AM: Something something FEMA camps. :hans1
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 23, 2015, 11:13:52 AM: head is head
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 23, 2015, 11:14:52 AM: Even if its your sister? :yuck
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 11:15:13 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on March 23, 2015, 11:14:52 AM
Even if its your sister? :yuck
'
Yeah but your sister though :noah
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 23, 2015, 11:41:46 AM: Yup like I said before straight and boring as well.
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 11:50:35 AM: I'm straight, but feel like if I was drunk enough I'd probably let a dude blow me
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 23, 2015, 12:06:13 PM: I don't discriminate, I will have sex with fat and skinny white girls.
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 12:08:00 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 11:50:35 AM
I'm straight, but feel like if I was drunk enough I'd probably let a dude blow me

Two things:

1) A rare Demi like, congratulations.

2) A bunch of lying feggits on this board.
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2015, 12:10:08 PM: i am terrible at heterosexual relationships and would probably also be terrible at homosexual relationships or whatever else i tried.

sexual orientation: "avoid"
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: king of the internet on March 23, 2015, 01:04:37 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 11:50:35 AM
I'm straight, but feel like if I was drunk enough I'd probably let a dude blow me

I don't really see how blow jobs count. A mouth is a mouth.
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

(http://assets.neogafllc.netdna-cdn.com/forum/image.php?u=35810&dateline=1425923112)

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay. :yeshrug
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 23, 2015, 01:18:05 PM: give it time
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2015, 01:23:50 PM: :hitler
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:27:53 PM: Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

(http://assets.neogafllc.netdna-cdn.com/forum/image.php?u=35810&dateline=1425923112)

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay. :yeshrug

The Bores homosexuality is a put on friend. Most of us are boring heteronormative plebeians (http://i.imgur.com/JgZs64Q.png)

Could have fooled me buddy. So much estrogen in here that I feel like I need to take off my shoes before I post. And that's just PD.
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 03:27:43 PM: I keep reading the thread title as "The Bore Sexual Congress"

But that could be the liquor talking.
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 03:29:04 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 03:27:43 PM
I keep reading the thread title as "The Bore Sexual Congress"

Fixed.
Title: Re: The bore sexuality census 2015
Post by: Kara on March 23, 2015, 03:33:30 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

(http://assets.neogafllc.netdna-cdn.com/forum/image.php?u=35810&dateline=1425923112)

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay. :yeshrug

I'm trying to go gay, OK. :tocry

For example, I no longer get cam phishers on Skype purporting to be women, but men. :phil
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Steve Contra on March 23, 2015, 03:41:33 PM: HiH
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: nudemacusers on March 23, 2015, 04:08:04 PM: I don't like to trap myself into definitions.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2015, 04:09:20 PM: And the traps can't define you if they tried.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: toku on March 23, 2015, 04:09:53 PM: no kind of love in the void
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Huff on March 23, 2015, 04:38:25 PM: I must want them to love me. Then I leave them
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 07:17:09 PM: methinks the aia doth protest too much

come, join our homosensual revels
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 07:19:22 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:27:53 PM
Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

(http://assets.neogafllc.netdna-cdn.com/forum/image.php?u=35810&dateline=1425923112)

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay. :yeshrug

The Bores homosexuality is a put on friend. Most of us are boring heteronormative plebeians (http://i.imgur.com/JgZs64Q.png)

Could have fooled me buddy. So much estrogen in here that I feel like I need to take off my shoes before I post. And that's just PD.

wait wait WAIT, how is "estrogen" gay ???

cuz this ain't no place for feminine feggitry outside our occasional forays into elizabethan hedonism and/or late victorian foppery (alt. "wilde homo")

we respeck the pure testosterone football locker room downlow here, breh

and there's NOTHIN' girlie about the way we lewis county boys treat our piggies. mac, represent

:cody
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 07:24:57 PM: Outstanding.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:51:24 PM: AIA has probably seen more penises than all the rest of us combined. :hitler
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 07:52:38 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:51:24 PM
AIA has probably seen more penises than all the rest of us combined. :hitler

In real life or counting porn?

:beli
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:53:47 PM: IRL, obvs.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 07:55:20 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:53:47 PM
IRL, obvs.

In that case unless Demi is a lot lizard at an all night trucking joint or a movie critic I would have to say yeah.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: milchs evil twin on March 23, 2015, 08:24:54 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 07:52:38 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:51:24 PM
AIA has probably seen more penises than all the rest of us combined. :hitler

In real life or counting porn?

:beli

You do porn?

:hitler
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:26:27 PM: Quote from: milchs evil twin on March 23, 2015, 08:24:54 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 07:52:38 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:51:24 PM
AIA has probably seen more penises than all the rest of us combined. :hitler

In real life or counting porn?

:beli

You do porn?

:hitler

How much you want to pay. Mid 6 figures and I can get a sign off from the wife. No homo :hitler
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: nudemacusers on March 23, 2015, 08:34:30 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 07:19:22 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:27:53 PM
Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

(http://assets.neogafllc.netdna-cdn.com/forum/image.php?u=35810&dateline=1425923112)

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay. :yeshrug

The Bores homosexuality is a put on friend. Most of us are boring heteronormative plebeians (http://i.imgur.com/JgZs64Q.png)

Could have fooled me buddy. So much estrogen in here that I feel like I need to take off my shoes before I post. And that's just PD.

wait wait WAIT, how is "estrogen" gay ???

cuz this ain't no place for feminine feggitry outside our occasional forays into elizabethan hedonism and/or late victorian foppery (alt. "wilde homo")

we respeck the pure testosterone football locker room downlow here, breh

and there's NOTHIN' girlie about the way we lewis county boys treat our piggies. mac, represent

:cody
If you can't drive a dirty hog though your muddy backyard go back to the city. :bolo

Also go back to the city if you can't ride a dirtbike :ufup
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:37:09 PM: Am heading back to the city. :tocry
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:08:05 PM: arvie's our twin-anused mascot for gaybore shenanigans
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 23, 2015, 09:22:09 PM: That uncle fucker?
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2015, 09:32:24 PM: I would like to remind you, I have the ability to punish you guys though posts such as these ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t5aNRLMin4&feature=youtu.be

Try not to watch
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Rufus on March 23, 2015, 09:42:01 PM: Ah fuck. The thumbnail and title is plenty enough. I've been paranoid about these things every since I found out that they exist.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Kara on March 23, 2015, 09:45:39 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:37:09 PM
Am heading back to the city. :tocry

Just leave it in a high gear and go up a mountain; no one will be able to tell. :shh
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2015, 09:58:04 PM: Quote from: Rufus on March 23, 2015, 09:42:01 PM
Ah fuck. The thumbnail and title is plenty enough. I've been paranoid about these things every since I found out that they exist.

You got to start off with something more softcore like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dDk9egfK6w&feature=youtu.be

and then after a time, when that shit doesn't get you hard anymore, then go back to it
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 10:00:35 PM: Stop

:tocry
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2015, 10:02:23 PM: Who's the twin-anused mascot now!? Who's the twin-anused mascot now.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 23, 2015, 10:11:42 PM: (http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqha6a4hg91qity6ro1_250.gif)
we are. we are....
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Kara on March 24, 2015, 12:14:32 AM: Is a Sexual Congress like a Party Congress? I like those.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 12:27:17 AM: It's 2015, :heartbeat is :heartbeat
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 12:27:47 AM: BTW the poll is anonymous, right?

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Right??
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Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 12:34:14 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 12:27:47 AM
BTW the poll is anonymous, right?

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Right??
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We all know you're gay. Is it a secret if it isn't a secret?
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 12:36:36 AM: :omg

:shh

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:tauntaun
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Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 01:03:08 AM: Damnit thisismyusername this is how rumors get started.

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(http://i.imgur.com/6S8w1Tb.png)

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:supergay
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Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 01:04:17 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 01:03:08 AM
Damnit thisismyusername this is how rumors get started.

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(http://i.imgur.com/6S8w1Tb.png)

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:supergay
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:yeshrug

You self-disclosed this in the GAF thread a year or so ago. Don't blame me. Blame yourself or god. But mostly yourself. :-*
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 01:08:27 AM: Uhh, pretty sure I didn't. :lol I'd love to have that link. I used to tease a lot, definitely. You guys never saw my G4 days.

But anyways, I was gonna wait some more but fuck it, yes I like dick. :yeshrug

If any of y'all follow me on Twitts or FB I'd appreciate not letting that slip for a little while if possible. :heartbeat
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 01:12:52 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 01:08:27 AM
Uhh, pretty sure I didn't. :lol I'd love to have that link. I used to tease a lot, definitely. You guys never saw my G4 days.

But anyways, I was gonna wait some more but fuck it, yes I like dick. :yeshrug

If any of y'all follow me on Twitts or FB I'd appreciate not letting that slip for a little while if possible. :heartbeat

Honey, you did and it's late to where I'm not going to go through your post history to find it. But you totally did come out in a fashion, albit in the Bore's traditional "I 'like' dick. *wink wink nudge nudge* We all know you're gay, PD-kun" way. :yeshrug

Maybe I just read between the lines. Plus your new (current) avatar doesn't help it. ;)

Broken gaydar clock is right... twice a day or something like that? :-[
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 01:19:01 AM: The avatar was just a Bore thing, woulda done it anyways cause it's just too good a panel to waste. :P

Winks and nudges are different from tying it explicitly to a forum account, but I've gone past that point of caring. Especially for this place lol. :yeshrug
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 01:22:52 AM: Like I said: Maybe it's just my broken gaydar that went off on you.

If you are serious (and not pulling my leg): (http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/19/kanye-west-sorry.gif)?
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 01:40:04 AM: Quote from: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 01:22:52 AM
Like I said: Maybe it's just my broken gaydar that went off on you.

If you are serious (and not pulling my leg): (http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/19/kanye-west-sorry.gif)?

Nah, you're good.

I was just fairly sure I wouldn't have outed myself on GAF, since:

1) I was still kind of unsure of myself before I stopped posting.
2) Even knowing it was a possibility, I still made sure not to make it explicit or obvious by my posts.

I certainly could have posted some kind of homo joke (and did, all the time), but nothing past what I've seen straights joke about either. Gays Are Funny, after all.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 01:41:20 AM: Quote from: Esch on March 24, 2015, 01:39:17 AM
No cishet shit lord loves Nintendo like that I should have known :fbm

:lol What about Fernando Rocker? He even got married to a chick. :omg
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: chronovore on March 24, 2015, 07:54:06 AM: MODS, HELP.

No, srsly, please Spoiler-tag that shit, I don't even want the previews fucking up my day.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 08:20:50 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 01:41:20 AM
Quote from: Esch on March 24, 2015, 01:39:17 AM
No cishet shit lord loves Nintendo like that I should have known :fbm

:lol What about Fernando Rocker? He even got married to a chick. :omg

Then got quickly divorced. While still wanting GAF's love.

But you know: Now that Esch brought it up, it does make sense. A lot of Nintendo's fanbase seems to be gay men. :miyamoto
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Rufus on March 24, 2015, 08:28:57 AM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 23, 2015, 09:58:04 PM
You got to start off with something more softcore like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dDk9egfK6w&feature=youtu.be
That lady is enjoying this way too much. :lol
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Actually kind of satisfying to watch.
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Sigh :goty2
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Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 09:21:53 AM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 24, 2015, 08:04:17 AM
You guys never knew about me and Andrex's on going relationship? :fabulous

For real though, I never suspected but it does make sense. You were very young for a while(still young but you know what I mean) and I never saw you post about hot girls or anything like that. Which is what most people that age would do anyway.

Honestly I should have known from your Night Wing fanboyism. :teehee

I wouldn't really post about hot people on forums anyways, not really my thing. There ARE some women I find attractive though (Rose Byrne :lawd) but it's pretty clear to me which side of the kinsey scale I'm on.

Dat Dickbutt though :mouf

(http://i.imgur.com/gLIcyBd.png)

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I find the pandering more hilarious than anything, but I'm glad DC is doing it. Have to balance out all the female objectification somehow.
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Quote from: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 08:20:50 AM
Then got quickly divorced. While still wanting GAF's love.

But you know: Now that Esch brought it up, it does make sense. A lot of Nintendo's fanbase seems to be gay men. :miyamoto

Live up to a stereotype brehs. :stahp
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 09:45:28 AM: Oh, baby. Not me. The only thing Nintendo for me is Metroid or Pokemon.

But I was more saying the ones that are SUPER INTO Nintendo seem to be gay. Like, I think PD's "gay glaze" theory needs to be modified into a "Tingle theory."
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 24, 2015, 10:58:10 AM: suuuuper ninthing.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 12:25:31 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 24, 2015, 10:58:10 AM
thuuuuper ninthing.

Fixed.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:35:13 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 12:25:31 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 24, 2015, 10:58:10 AM
thuuuuper ninthing.

Fixed.

I like to picture young PD in a dark room, nintendo playing with no sound,blanket blocking out the light from the tv under the door, not understanding why this particular image was making him feel warm all over...

(http://brilliantbias.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ring-king.jpg)
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Yeti on March 24, 2015, 12:35:34 PM: Homosexuals like bright colors. Rainbows, parades, lady gaga, fully engorged penises, Nintendo, etc.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:38:39 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 24, 2015, 12:37:15 PM
Guess I'm gay.

My friend, you are in luck, Ring King did not discriminate based on color either

(http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/150273-the-memory-card-69-tko-bj-lol-/Ring%20King%20-%20Blow%20Job-620x.jpg)
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:51:22 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 24, 2015, 12:45:00 PM
I would be gay if I wasn't hampered by the lure of vagina. Andrex comes out and he's already much cooler, and I will stay lame :fbm

Go inherit your harem and share with all of us. You'll be Zach Morris in no time baby.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:57:40 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 24, 2015, 12:55:35 PM
Considering how fat most saudi women are, or what would be a harem for a guy from my family, I'd be raising cattle if anything.

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I honestly do alright, I just suck at picking women personality wise and relationship wise.
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Dude hook me up with some real absinthe, a hookah or 5, and some nice bourbon and I'll go ham on them fat hoes.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Kara on March 24, 2015, 01:59:47 PM: Just the absinthe will do it. :goty2
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Broseidon on March 24, 2015, 05:27:00 PM: poll options are quite limiting imho
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 24, 2015, 06:10:56 PM: I'm sure most of you guys need a slider with a range.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: nudemacusers on March 24, 2015, 06:55:30 PM: kinda disappointed in myself for not pegging andrex sooner.

:phil
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM: Who says I bottom? (http://i.imgur.com/6S8w1Tb.png)
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 09:07:13 PM: I can't believe how many fish taco fetishists I'm surrounded by. Thought for sure there'd be more of The Bore in the sausage club (I mean fuck this forum used to be called The Hot Dog Bar.)
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: StealthFan on March 24, 2015, 09:40:21 PM: Andrex is a homo :ohhh
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Yeti on March 24, 2015, 11:32:28 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 24, 2015, 06:10:56 PM
I'm sure most of you guys need a slider with a range.

Not just that, but it really depends on your mood, the time of day, temperature, barometric pressure, proximity to a Taco Bell, what options are presented, all kinds of differing factors really.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2015, 11:39:57 PM: Quote from: StealthFan on March 24, 2015, 09:40:21 PM
Andrex is a homo :ohhh

The correct term is "Fabulous-American." :wag
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 24, 2015, 11:51:04 PM: all ninthings are gay. they're either flaming homosensuals who love the kooky mascots and bright colors, or closeted lindsey graham types who love the family-friendly, cultural conservative vibe.

vile treacherous limousine libtards and sexless justice warriors go sony. breathless libertarian bro gaybashers and general pindicks go microsoft.

overconsuming social cum dumpsters go apple, natch.

fierce pussy blaster brovas went sega, but they were too classic to live :tocry
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: nudemacusers on March 24, 2015, 11:52:20 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM
Who says I bottom? (http://i.imgur.com/6S8w1Tb.png)
me :bolo
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 12:03:16 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM
Who says I bottom? (http://i.imgur.com/6S8w1Tb.png)

:gurl There is no way you're a top.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2015, 12:10:33 AM: Don't listen to them. You can can get to the top if you work hard enough.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 12:18:19 AM: For that, he needs to shave and bleach his ass first. Then take about fifty dicks before even getting the thought of being promoted to the top. Basically go the Johnny Rapid route.

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Though Johnny Rapid did top before the Men.com bottom-fest. So... maybe not.

And he's bisexual. :fbm
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Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 12:19:24 AM: wtf. I was told it was at least 100 dicks. I could have been a top last year >:(
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 12:23:13 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 12:19:24 AM
wtf. I was told it was at least 100 dicks. I could have been a top last year >:(

...We just decided to pass on you for that position, love. *pause*
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 12:27:13 AM: i have good thrusting power, i coulda been a contender :(
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2015, 12:35:09 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 24, 2015, 11:52:20 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM
Who says I bottom? (http://i.imgur.com/6S8w1Tb.png)
me :bolo

Been saving my cherry for you. :-*

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Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM
Who says I bottom? (http://i.imgur.com/6S8w1Tb.png)

:gurl There is no way you're a top.

Fuck you. :lol

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Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 12:39:29 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 25, 2015, 12:35:09 AM
Fuck you. :lol

I'm sure you want to. :phil

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Like I said. ;) :shh
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Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 12:50:23 AM: now i am curious; did you realize you were gay, then decide on bottom, or decide on bottom and then realize you were gay.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 12:51:28 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 12:50:23 AM
now i am curious; did you realize you were gay, then decide on bottom, or decide on bottom and then realize you were gay.

One does not decide when they are top or bottom, they top or bottom precisely when they mean to.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2015, 01:24:56 AM: For me I found out after I realized I liked dudes. Took some trial and error.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Kara on March 25, 2015, 01:51:39 AM: ...I know I'm a SSD-tier creep but I can't be the only person besides username who knew Andrex batted a particular way.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2015, 01:54:10 AM: I'm not sure if you "knew" unless one of my close IRL friends leaked it to you, but I'm sure people had varying levels of suspicion.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Kara on March 25, 2015, 02:00:26 AM: THE POSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ANDY. :hans1
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2015, 02:07:10 AM: Time to plug that leak. :cody
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 07:31:15 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 25, 2015, 01:24:56 AM
For me I found out after I realized I liked dudes. Took some trial and error.

...So, how big a boy was he? :jawalrus

Quote from: Vularai on March 25, 2015, 01:51:39 AM
...I know I'm a SSD-tier creep but I can't be the only person besides username who knew Andrex batted a particular way.

I'm still finding it funny Andy took my joke and broke it. :'( I was only semi-serious.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Broseidon on March 25, 2015, 05:46:18 PM: pitching :larry
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 06:15:03 PM: Quote from: Broseidon on March 25, 2015, 05:46:18 PM
pitching :larry

You're a furry. We all know you are about being on all fours.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Broseidon on March 25, 2015, 06:26:52 PM: nah bro, all about straddlin' :phil
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 06:30:01 PM: Reverse Cowboy huh?
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Broseidon on March 25, 2015, 06:45:44 PM: reverse? :kobeyuck
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 07:14:35 PM: Quote from: Broseidon on March 25, 2015, 06:45:44 PM
reverse? :kobeyuck

Oh, sorry. Thought your boytoy didn't want to see the dick.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2015, 06:37:15 PM: You're gay Andrex? I'm like legit shocked, it's not like in person when you can sometimes tell or even feel the flames coming off the guy.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 26, 2015, 06:39:48 PM: It retrospect, it makes all the times I let Andrex suck my dick seem a bit suspect.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2015, 07:57:15 PM: So andrex what kind of guys are you into/what kind of porn do you watch? plz respond
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: nudemacusers on March 26, 2015, 07:58:29 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 26, 2015, 06:39:48 PM
It retrospect, it makes all the times I let Andrex suck my dick seem a bit suspect.
head is head
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 26, 2015, 08:32:02 PM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2015, 07:57:15 PM
So andrex what kind of guys are you into/what kind of porn do you watch? plz respond

I'm assuming twinks like himself. :uguu
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 26, 2015, 11:43:04 PM: joe: tfw you realize the dude who blew you was gay :yuck
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 26, 2015, 11:49:18 PM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2015, 07:57:15 PM
So andrex what kind of guys are you into/what kind of porn do you watch? plz respond

I read most of my porn. The story of why two people start banging is way better than seeing a penis saw in and out of an orifice with no context - like a robot.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 26, 2015, 11:51:23 PM: Ah, so Yaoi.
Why am I not surprised. :beli.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: thisismyusername on March 26, 2015, 11:59:49 PM: 3D pig disgusting, I see. :beli
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 27, 2015, 01:00:16 AM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 26, 2015, 11:51:23 PM
Ah, so Yaoi.
Why am I not surprised. :beli.

Yaoi :kobeyuck
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Tasty on March 27, 2015, 01:14:50 AM: Well, yes. I thought I made that obvious.
Title: Re: The bore sexual congress 2015
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 27, 2015, 09:30:39 AM: I definitely relate to that, I'd rather read erotica than watch it. :mynicca